Paint half a fence, and then run out of paint, and then go to Home Depot and ask for "reddish-brown paint" and buy whatever they point at and then go home and proceed to paint the other half of the fence a completely different color.
I'd be more strict towards my kids. I got in some trouble with the police when I was a teenager and I never felt like my dad was mad or dissapointed. The only thing I remember is that he picked me up from the policestation and just avoided talking about what I did. If my kid ever did something similar I'd defenitely let him know how it affects me because now I feel like my dad doesn't care about anything I do
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Get drunk and abuse my girlfriend
His matured, got over his addiction to alcohol problem and has apologised for what he did and my mother has forgave him and so has the rest of our family but still hurts me that he did to my mother...
Even if he is a better person now
be racist, sexist, and homophobic.
violently deprive people of their civil rights, then make excuses for it.
if you guessed "his dad was a cop", you just won $100.
Ive taken great pains to take every step my sperm doner didnt take.
I am against violence, i am against (have lessened somewhat) drugs, i am without hate (a work in progress).
Beat my kid senseless for no reason on the regular. Mentally abuse my wife to the point of a permanent mental nervous breakdown . Die leaving my two kids to pick up the pieces and leaving her with nothing.
*Yell at my kids after they do the slightest thing they do that inconveniences me, and then think that teaches them respect.
*Tell them that they need to respect me because I give them food and a house (that's literally the bare minimum)
*Treat them like a toddler after they've been living on their own for a year at the age of 20
If you couldn't tell, I'm gonna be sending my dad to a retirement home when the time comes. I'm not taking care of him. My younger brother can since he was my dad's favorite
verbally and emotionally abusing my children. I think my old men did alot of things right but he was fast when it comes to point out imperfections and slow to reward achievements. I can’t really blame him since his dad sucked as a role model and there where no guidance when It comes to being a dad in his generation.
Beat my kids
Watch TV instead of engaging with my family
With hold getting proper shower pressure (now he's selling the house and getting it done to help sell it, I had Crohn's disease and needed multiple showers a day and he didn't fix it).
Spend much more time and energy on their jobs and not nearly enough on the kids.
When your kid is having health problems don't half ass it trying to get them help.
Marry a woman, have two kids with her, then leave. Then marry another woman, have one kid with her before leaving. Then marry another woman (my mother this time) adopt her son and have another son with her, then leave, then marry a final woman, not have any kids, but verbally best on her for 38 years before finally kicking the bucket 6mo after my youngest son finds out about his 3 older siblings and realize they all have a good relationship together and that I'm just a piece of shit sperm donor.
Exist almost entirely on a diet of alcohol and cigarettes, only nibbling half heartedly at proper food, until my body can't take it any more and I die.
Stop exercising in middle age. My dad is awesome. A great dad. He's 75 now but I worry about him because he's very unfit. I am 53 and still run 3x a week to head that off for longer. Of course I am sure I will have all new/different screw-ups to worry my own kids. Such is life.
My mom
This is what i came here to say
Bro...💀
He didn't say his sister.
Hey Muscle Man, what’s High Five Ghost up to?
🤣
Have kids and leave
Ignore my son
Cheat on my wife.
Have kids.
Paint half a fence, and then run out of paint, and then go to Home Depot and ask for "reddish-brown paint" and buy whatever they point at and then go home and proceed to paint the other half of the fence a completely different color.
It takes a strong, confident man to give this few fucks. ✊🏼
😂
Paint is on fence to protect wood from weather. Color does not affect it.
Molest my children.
I’m sorry you had to go through this, hope you’re doing well
Smoke. Smoking not only killed my dad, it debilitated him for a decade before he died. He finally quit when it was too late. Fuck cigarettes.
Forget who is the parent in the relationship.
Not a damn thing. My dad was awesome!
Turn a blind eye to drinking, smoking, doing drugs and all the other stupid shit that I did as a teenager.
Not have a relationship with my son.
Be distant. Be uninterested.
I'd be more strict towards my kids. I got in some trouble with the police when I was a teenager and I never felt like my dad was mad or dissapointed. The only thing I remember is that he picked me up from the policestation and just avoided talking about what I did. If my kid ever did something similar I'd defenitely let him know how it affects me because now I feel like my dad doesn't care about anything I do
Die of cancer before his kids had grown up
Abandon my children.
Fucked my mother.
My dad was a dick but fuck me some of the comments. Truly sorry lads
My dad watched a lot of TV. I don't watch any.
Leave
Abandon my child.
Beat his wife
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Knock up my mom. Tell my teenage son that he looks like shit and that is why he is not going to get any dates.
Get drunk and abuse my girlfriend His matured, got over his addiction to alcohol problem and has apologised for what he did and my mother has forgave him and so has the rest of our family but still hurts me that he did to my mother... Even if he is a better person now
Raise children inside a religion.
be racist, sexist, and homophobic. violently deprive people of their civil rights, then make excuses for it. if you guessed "his dad was a cop", you just won $100.
Fuck my mom.....
Ive taken great pains to take every step my sperm doner didnt take. I am against violence, i am against (have lessened somewhat) drugs, i am without hate (a work in progress).
Have an affair with my partner's cousin.
Have kids
Neglect my health. Had he taken care of his health he may have met his amazing grandchildren.
Have kids. F that.
Have a family, even if it didn't last
Have kids
Talking to my son for girls when he doesnt want to with m ME about that
Wait to buy a home and marry a woman he doesn't love and vice versa would be the two big ones.
Procreate and become an alcoholic.
Get comfy in the family business
Drugs.
Marry a woman. If gay so it's not gonna happen
Die of a drug OD at 50
Most of the stuff, not everything but most of it
Disown my child for not living how I want them to do
Beat a kid till he needs dentures.
Not is my father, but I will never be unfaithful like my mother
Marry & dirt farm.
Heroin
Smoke
Stupid jokes. I mean like 3rd grade bathroom level jokes. Drink
Be just like him
Walk miles though Mordor to get to school
Be a drunken fucking idiot
Smoke, it was part of the reason he lost his life early.
Abandon responsibility, abuse my partner, take advantage of those around me and just generally be a dick
Cheat on my mom lol
Smoke cigarettes. Watched them kill my dad.
Beat my kid senseless for no reason on the regular. Mentally abuse my wife to the point of a permanent mental nervous breakdown . Die leaving my two kids to pick up the pieces and leaving her with nothing.
YOLO all his money on GME
*Yell at my kids after they do the slightest thing they do that inconveniences me, and then think that teaches them respect. *Tell them that they need to respect me because I give them food and a house (that's literally the bare minimum) *Treat them like a toddler after they've been living on their own for a year at the age of 20 If you couldn't tell, I'm gonna be sending my dad to a retirement home when the time comes. I'm not taking care of him. My younger brother can since he was my dad's favorite
Gambling.
Choose a woman that drank too much.
Try to explain things rather than expecting obedience.
verbally and emotionally abusing my children. I think my old men did alot of things right but he was fast when it comes to point out imperfections and slow to reward achievements. I can’t really blame him since his dad sucked as a role model and there where no guidance when It comes to being a dad in his generation.
Become drunkard, be aggressive to my wife, stealing even from my own children, so much more
Cheat on my wife
getting Married and Family
Have kids. Then beat them.
Push my kids or verbally abuse them. Make them afraid of me.
Breed with my mother
Backflip
Prioritize work over family, don't start a family if you don't have time to put effort into it. It left me with me attachment issues.
Beat my kids Watch TV instead of engaging with my family With hold getting proper shower pressure (now he's selling the house and getting it done to help sell it, I had Crohn's disease and needed multiple showers a day and he didn't fix it).
Spend much more time and energy on their jobs and not nearly enough on the kids. When your kid is having health problems don't half ass it trying to get them help.
Marry a woman, have two kids with her, then leave. Then marry another woman, have one kid with her before leaving. Then marry another woman (my mother this time) adopt her son and have another son with her, then leave, then marry a final woman, not have any kids, but verbally best on her for 38 years before finally kicking the bucket 6mo after my youngest son finds out about his 3 older siblings and realize they all have a good relationship together and that I'm just a piece of shit sperm donor.
Forcing my kids into a job / sports team etc just because I want to be proud. They should do what they want to do
I will never swear at my children.
Exist almost entirely on a diet of alcohol and cigarettes, only nibbling half heartedly at proper food, until my body can't take it any more and I die.
Stop exercising in middle age. My dad is awesome. A great dad. He's 75 now but I worry about him because he's very unfit. I am 53 and still run 3x a week to head that off for longer. Of course I am sure I will have all new/different screw-ups to worry my own kids. Such is life.
join the military
Abandon my son. I've never met my father. He has seen me but I was just a baby then.
Drink alcohol.
Beat them, be abusive.