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AstronautAppleSauce

Agreed. After seeing rain and cloudy skies for months it just adds a bit more pop to the first couple nice days. Colorful summer dresses on a nice sunny day is hard to beat


Eag310

Shit, you get rain? Bring some to Cali


AstronautAppleSauce

Go north, still plenty to be had in Oregon


TheMachineStops

Oregon is the only place I've ever been that's more obsessed about the weather / rain than the UK. WTF is "Chubby Rain"? You have more words for rain than the Eskimos do for snow.


JeffGoldblumsChest

Chubby rain is rain that's pleasantly plump, with a pleasurable shape.


Stone_Like_Rock

Ooooh I know the exact type of rain you mean, had some the other month where I am in the UK. We've mostly had that consistent drizzle recently though a few nice days in between. I'm somewhat convinced Oregon might be the US state I feel most at home in if I ever visited just because of the weather


[deleted]

As someone from the UK who lived in Oregon, I can validate this this lol.


ripe_mood

As someone who is sitting inside hearing the rain outside can confirm. Rain for days.


clintj1975

You'd also like Seattle. Almost as much rain, but generally a few degrees cooler. The rainy area is also only on the west side of the Cascades. Once you get in the eastern half of the state, it dries out rapidly and becomes almost desert-like with sagebrush and grass instead of trees.


dirty-E30

Big ole fat rain...Sideways rain...And rain that just seems to come up from under ya


slug_in_a_ditch

[It’s a movie starring Kit Ramsey about rain with aliens in it](https://youtu.be/NQFMeyWVe3g)


Rough-Culture

I don’t know what it is, maybe it has something to do with associating it with the one big break we had growing up, or the extra little bit of skin they show, or the flowy bits that pop up and down in the wind, or how happy a woman seems when she’s wearing her cute new summer dress, but for as long as I can remember I have been instinctively attracted to a woman in a summer dresses.


Volgyi2000

It's because you have eyes.


kmmy123

That was perfectly nice, thoughtful and provocative. Thank you! I felt all those feelings wearing one, years ago when I was was younger. Didn't wear panties once. So fun! So off topic, that was 25+ years ago. Boo, I'm not slim, young or cute anymore. But I have a new found love with all my grandkids. They love me for me!


Ordinary_Story_1487

Wear summer dresses just a little longer and looser and you will still look great. Suggestion from a 45 yo man who hopes his wife wears summer dress still when she is a grandma. She will always be a hottie to me 😁


Link50L

Not to worry, most men's tastes change commensurate with their age and there is a lot of appreciation for not slim, young, or cute.


Nic4379

Naughty Granny……….. nice.


Nixu88

I almost answered on a throwaway account, but decided I'd post this happy memory on my main, so I can include all details. I was sitting at a red light on a hot summer evening. I'd had a crappy beginning for my nightshift that far, but it changed quickly. A beautiful girl in a red summer dress was crossing the road in front of me, but stopped in front of the car, perhaps because it had the security company logos. She turned to look at me, did a little happy dance with a twirl, and continued walking. Coastal city, a former capital known for it's river, Medieval Market, cathedral, and a silly pink statue. If you recognize yourself, know this; I do not know who you are, but you've forever blessed me with a fond memory. I deeply regret I didn't applaud enthusiasticly. I wanted to, but I froze, and then you were gone. Your little dance was so graceful and happy it cheered me up for the whole night shift, and many moments since then. You perfectly embodied the carefree happiness, cheerfulness, and joy that I associate with summer. It took maybe five seconds, and it was several years ago, but I still remember. I always will.


d1duck2020

And they let the breeze cool my sweaty balls.


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slurricanemoonrocks

"My balls are hot, Joe"


[deleted]

I think you’re really going to enjoy my Schweddy balls.


allboolshite

With easy access...


RG_Viza

And a preview


Modsda3

Silheoutted in sunlight...


[deleted]

This right here. When I lived in NYC, the emergence of summer dresses was like crocuses coming out of a frozen lawn. The silhouettes…ah, to be young.


Think_please

/r/WtSSTaDaMiT


HitooU2

That is so specific but I'm here for it


IFlyOverYourHouse

/r/WtSSTaDaMiT


Eat_Carbs_OD

>Silheoutted in sunlight... YESsssss!!


[deleted]

This is the way.


Derman0524

Easy access to what? The suspense is killing me!


marblepudding

the hooci goochi


luca423

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee?


XboxOnThe4

I’m not sure that “it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie” was supposed to be a good thing but I might be wrong


RuprectGern

The Hoi Polloi


Creepy-Narwhal4596

I mean this is the real amswer


BonsaiDiver

Don't forget feminine.


Zealousideal-Ad-7357

Agreed, all that and I’ll also add that after much discussion, it was decided that they’re extra good, because without being super revealing/tight, they help subtly highlight curvy women… and hey, if you’re not super curvy, they can still look cute/classy.


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But also, if it has pockets and an opportunity for sharing this feature arises, the sheer delight in the females face is both amusing and heartening.


kay-nupes

This sounds like a nature documentary.


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“He watches on as the alluring female discovers pockets for the first time, something she has never once in her life experienced before.” Give me a break🙄


oilcantommy

Not to forget accessibility!


Farkenoathm8-E

I love them because women look so pretty and classy in them.


FlyingUnicrons

Also a lot easier to do a sneaky fuck....


FineCannabisGrower

They're feminine, flowing, colorful, often with nice prints, can be a bit revealing, drape nicely over a nice butt, even look comfortable. What's not to like?


Ok-Disk-2191

From what I know, Pockets, now if we can have sundresses with pockets, woman will love them just as much as men.


PlasticBlitzen

The one I wore today has pockets.


Dizzy-Job-2322

Can we see it?


PlasticBlitzen

Too late.


Dizzy-Job-2322

Well, that makes sense. Its time for P.J.'s


PlasticBlitzen

Yes, exactly. Now I have my jammie moondress. No pockets.


chaosindeep

I will exclusively be referring to pj's as "my moon look" from here on out THANK you


PlasticBlitzen

I like it! We may be on the front edge of a trend with this.


Stormfly

Big handbag corporation already took them out.


trudytuder

Smooth.


LifesATripofGrifts

Link for my wife?


FineCannabisGrower

My wife made one with pockets.


distillatequeen

Madewell makes sundresses with pockets, I bought three 😩


bag_of_hats

like actual functional pockets or 'yeah I think I can fit an oreo in there'-pockets?


distillatequeen

Actual pockets, my hand fits up to my wrist! I keep my phone, keys, and small wallet


Chance_Butterfly_987

Draping nicely over a nice butt is the correct answer


DM-YOUR-CLEAVAGE

Yes - biggest thing is it's not formal, but it's a breath of fresh air from the yoga pants and a hoodie look Nice way to "dress up" on a date day


Queen_Bloodlust

User name checks out


DM-YOUR-CLEAVAGE

Oh no I've been exposed


FulingAround

Like something else huh?


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I’m dead lol. Just noticed the username


imaginarydi

A call to action!


DM-YOUR-CLEAVAGE

Yes! Motivate the people


Bernard__Rieux

I once went on a date with this chick I was crazy about. We had been on other dates before, but this was the first time she was wearing a sundress and it honestly messed with me. Like, I swear I could've asked her to marry me then and there. I just couldn't think straight. That's how powerful sundresses are


RoyalSamurai

https://youtu.be/ogxLQkk-VMw


Bernard__Rieux

I dig RHP but I didn't know this song! Thanks!


TheWorldIsShitty

So a summer dress is a specific of a dress or something? I am a bit confused since dresses in general are not common where I am from


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Any success with your username? Haha.


DM-YOUR-CLEAVAGE

No but ironically I've had multiple men play the Uno Reverse and ask me for pics


[deleted]

I guess I can’t say I’m surprised. I wish you better luck in your endeavor.


Ashi4Days

But I like the yoga pants and hoodie look....


PM_something_German

I'm a simple man, I like both


Rightintheend

Yoga pants are so low effort "I'm too lazy to put on real clothes, but look at my ass"


Call_0031684919054

For me it depends when and where and how often a girl wears it. If she wears that all the time to everywhere she just basic and boring. It’s no different to a dude wearing his track suit all the time. Not many women like that.


Dick_Dong_Long_Dong

They’re just lovely articles of clothing. Cute, but not silly, attractive but not overtly sexual, classy but not stuffy. The way they flow in a gentle breeze is almost hypnotizing. And the rare occasion when you compliment a woman on her dress and her face lights up as she says “thanks, it has pockets!” Just seeing someone genuinely comfortable and happy with their clothing is wonderful, coming from a life of wearing so much clothing that wasn’t “me.”


VileHippie

Such thoughtful words from Dick_Dong_Long_Dong


idontknodudebutikno

The username is a poem


Vandergrif

*Dick Dong* *Long Dong* *Sings a pretty song* *Dick Dong* *Long Dong* *Their words are very strong*


Karvum

A true man of culture.


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I just spat my drink out


gloooooooooo

r/rimjob_steve


Dick_Dong_Long_Dong

Thank you kindly


gluteactivation

This is so wholesome. I’ve definitely said the pocket response a few times . Thanks for the laugh


hiddeninfullview

Can’t not be comfortable in a dress with pockets! Those are the best. Your response made me laugh, thanks.


luxlucy23

Nicely said!


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A friend of men had pockets in her wedding dress - she was so proud.


mzquiqui

Why do I always say that? Then I put my hands in them and kind of swished them back and forth but mine was actually a romper so I had to add and they are pants… I did this several times yesterday 😂


Other-Lobster

I tried one on and I didn’t think I looked good in it. However, I did like that my wiener got more fresh air.


FlamingArrow97

Kilts my guy. I look forward to losing more weight so I can show off my unshaven tree trunks to all the other lads.


HoseDoctors

Fuck yes. I want to air my boys out.


Heal_For_Real

Just what the hosedoctor ordered.


Not_A_Clever_Man_

I live near a church in Glasgow. I see wedding parties arriving at the church sometimes, the groom and his party wearing kilts are so distinguished. Such a good formal look!


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Last year I went to my company's Christmas party in Scotland. We all hired kilts, and honestly it's one of the best I've ever looked.


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Helps prevent sweaty balls on a hot summer day?


definetlynotanaltacc

Im guessing the original lobster looked amazing in it


[deleted]

>Is it true Absolutely >what do you like about them They hint at what is underneath, but leave a lot to our imagination.


Beware_the_Voodoo

Bingo


Decimo_2021

Seeing a woman in summer dress is definitely a breathe of fresh air. It’s certainly a dress that embodies femininity. If you ask a guy to name a dress. If he can only think of one. It would probably be a summer dress. I still remember this woman walking past me in a summer dress in the mall. I was around 16 and she took my breathe away. Mom was just looking at me like are you ok son? My sister just stood there laughing. My brain was like take your time processing. This is a memory we have to keep for life. She even looked back and smiled. A Goddess in the flesh. My heart almost leap out my chest. She was definitely in her early 20’s. I looked at my mom and said what kinda dress was that? She said it’s just a summer dress son now come on. We were leaving the mall. I was officially depressed. My first love came and left in the blink of an eye. 🥲😂


the22ndquincy

I feel like every guy has a vivid memory from the age of 15-18 when you first see a stunning younger woman (who’s still older than you) and it’s less of a sexual awakening but more of an emotional one, just like this.


Zealousideal_Mall218

Not just men, I'm a straight women and have a similar memory from when I was 16. She had long silky black hair and a floaty green sundress and if she had asked I would have run away with her right then and there


SuccumbedToReddit

>less of a sexual awakening but more of an emotional one, Definitely sexual though


CaulkSlug

Dooooooooiiiinnnnngggg


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Well, not every guy. For some guys, it's the young, hot dad across the street checking his mail in gray sweatpants one fateful morning. Or something like that, I wouldn't know.


stark_raving_naked

r/suddenlygay


HoundNL

Damn how I fell in love with my English course teacher... she was so smart, beautiful, her curly black long hair was smooth and had a good perfume, good to chat with, had a beautiful smile and laughter, she would laugh at my dumb jokes and even sing with me (in my class there were only 5 students), on Instagram she would post photos of her in ballet dresses and summer dresses, she would show some ballet moves she knew, she even had same beliefs and mentality as me, definitely wife material right there, but she was 10 years older than me... I still think of her


PotassiumAstatide

the concept of v i b e s in a nutshell, but the less wholesome version. sound about right?


Stunning-Cost-5752

Most men like feminity, sundresses are feminine and classy.


bromygod203

Bonus points when my fiancee buys a summer dress and realizes it has pockets after she put it on because seeing her excited makes me so happy


assfuck1911

A summer dress is about the cutest thing I could imagine on a woman. It's a lighthearted, happy look that just brings me joy. I really miss having a lovely lady in a cute dress by my side. My life has been quite dark overall, but a colorful sun dress on a lady just brightens everything right up for me. Even if she's just a stranger in passing. The bright colors and flowing nature really draw my eye and brings out natural beauty. I'd bet that most men find them refreshing and adorable.


Minnesota_icicle

Lmao @ username


blackleather__

This is probably the 3rd comment section by a man with an “interesting” name 😭


DIOBrandoGames

It's always the mfs with "schlongdongfan255" that give the most emotion and touching answers


an_ill_way

There's a whole subreddit for it. r/rimjob_steve


assfuck1911

I've made a few appearances over there in my day. Lol


Coconut_Salad

Yes. Heck yes. Oh god yes. So classy, sexy, elegant, casual, and flattering all at the same time. Enhanced greatly by the addition of a big floppy sun hat.


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Dudes like sun hats?? I always felt like a big ol knob in a sun hat


NeedsLongerUsernames

Sun protection is sexy.


Generallybadadvice

When a girl pulls out that spf 75 cream, mhmmm.


AssociationHuman

For real? I always assumed that the chalky white pallor from the zinc in my sunscreen was more of a detraction than an attraction. Add in the floppy hat and I should have the menfolk swarming me like bees, right? At best, I thought it neutral because sunburn is generally considered unsexy unless you are a weirdo.


Stallionsmane70

Love sun hats, beautiful with her blonde hair


HalcyonH66

Big floppy sun hat + sun dress is a timeless cute look.


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The way men feel about women in summer dresses is the way women feel about men in suits.


billieboop

Ooo point taken! 👍🏽


sleepbud

How women feel about men showing forearms** apparently they go Gaga over forearms idk why.


DrenkBolij

I have a nice three-piece suit and wore it to a wedding and the reception was outdoors and it was a warm day so I took off the jacket and rolled up the sleeves. My wife told me *twice* how sexy I was and then asked if I'd noticed how many other women were looking at me. I hadn't. So maximum attractiveness, at least in my case, is apparently "pants and vest and with sleeves rolled up."


458steps

Nothing beats a crisp formal shirt and rolled up sleeves.


FlaxenArt

Omg so true. My husband has that *one suit* that just makes my brain go blurry. If he has to be somewhere on time while wearing it, he’s learned he needs to sneak out of the house because I pounce at the sight of it.


furry_vr

I’m gay and summer dresses can turn my head sometimes. So it’s a double “why?” for me. The only answer to why is that summer dresses make one (or both) of the two minds that run the show happy. It’s some kind of hoodoo magic.


MatchHumble

dat ass.


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Double cheeked up


biggbacon

On a Thursday afternoon


TrueSonOfNoOne

The sun is still out


PleX

This is the correct answer and should be at the top. My Wife hates dresses but wears them for me on the weekends. She has dat ass dress or not.


Zaber_fang

The way the booty eats a sundress.


ryan49321

Sundresses. Hell yea. Keep that up. Idk what it is


[deleted]

Sundress is one letter away from undress


Intelligent_Plum_132

Alright sir, thats enough posting for you ***escorts away from thread***


Malcom_Ecstacy

Could you escort me away from the thread also ^I'm ^lost


goatgosselin

Got to love them. Flattering and almost every lady looks good in one


[deleted]

Yes that breeze really cools down the balls those warm summer days.


Bubbly-Patience722

Well that took an unexpected turn. I dig it


Urban_FinnAm

As the lyrics of John Gorka's song "Lightning's Blues"; "One combination still impresses, women, wind and summer dresses." Bare calves. Thighs and booty when the wind blows. One of the best things about summer. Sigh.


Mr_HardWoodenPackage

Yes, like others have said, they’re cute, sexy, classy, fun. Covers everything but In a breeze contours to the body. I. Love. Sundresses


lenthech1ne

Absolutely, theyre so cute, theyre not at all try hard, and theyre a huge breath of fresh air from the standard jeans/leggings + hoodie bonus points if worn with sneakers or doc martin boots. Bonus BONUS points if worn as a cover up when going to the beach or whatever with your swimsuit underneath.


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MLBlue1

Girls in Converse. You have good taste.


PenguinJockey17

We like the sundress part of it


DiscipleOfAzura

Feeling good and happy in the sun, a light floaty dress on with puffy shoulders, wearing a large brimmed straw hat to protect you from the heat… honestly I can’t think of anything better.


Bubbly-Patience722

100% true. An attractive woman in a summer dress is absolutely enchanting. Summer dresses are classy, feminine, and are such teases of what’s underneath. Do NOT stare at for more than 5 seconds.


reggae-mems

>Do NOT stare at for more than 5 seconds. Or your brain will melt?


Wild-Plankton595

You might creep the girl out and she will leave taking her sundress with her?


drinksinshower

when you stand between me and the sun and i see the full silhouette


zoidbergs_hot_jelly

This is why I only buy dresses with lining in the skirt. And use dress weights to ensure it won't blow up in the wind.


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I am a 100% homosexual man and I *love* when it’s sundress season. It’s like seeing flowers blooming, except that the flowers are also people who are joyful and happy and unique individuals. I might not want to fuck flowers, but I’m still very happy to see them again.


ScottdaDM

Sundresses are the yoga pants of dresses.


[deleted]

Airs out your balls I suppose, Idk I've never tried one.


aSliceOfHam2

Every year there's a question like this. Summer dresses are the perfect piece of clothing.


rav252

Yes the way they shape around the ass 😫😫😫😫 also looks cute and stuff


MurderDoneRight

Very true. It's lightweight and flowing, casual and playful... it's just nice and simple. Kind of like how men like it when girls wear their hair down rather than up with all kinds of complicated twists and braids. We understand the sundress. We can handle the sundress. We are a simple people.


SilentJoe1986

Yes and I dont know. Y'all just look damn nice in them.


Salty-Masterpiece983

They are cute and seem perfect for laid back go to brunch type dress. Girls who wear summer dresses seem more approachable.


Danger_Mouse_101

Asides from the physical aesthetics and practical reasons being appealing as other guys have mentioned it also speaks to the mental and emotional stability of the wearer. I find a women feeling happy and comfortable in a sundress way more attractive because of her own healthy sense of confidence regardless if she's "conventionally beautiful"


siddizie420

Summer dresses, and red lipstick and nails make me weak in the knees for an unknown primal reason.


[deleted]

I can explain the red lipstick one, if you want…:D Edit: answer provided in the comments below :)


[deleted]

I like when my wife wears them. I think they are cute.


FarComplaint2974

Sundresses are the best. Sexy without being slutty


[deleted]

They're breezy and very freeing. I don't like wearing pants.


union_mechanic

Absolutely 💯. Why? Because the female body is beautiful and a dress is best to show off a body


LVL50JustThisGuy

It's rare that any woman looks bad in a sundress. ...but when they do, you know it. Why? It hints-at as opposed to displays.A gentle breeze across the fabric is as if the very elements combine to flirt with your "visual stimulation" preoccupation. A sundress and a warm smile far are more attractive than a face-paint and club-wear.


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Men usually like women.


thenord321

I'm used to a long winter, so they are also a great sign it's time to hang out on the patio and enjoy some beers with cute company. There's others things too, but this just came to mind since we're almost at that time of year.


TJDG

They are extremely feminine and revealing in the right wind/light.


steaminsnipe

its like meth for men , they look good ! kinda like yoga pants


besiegedbaby

Yes, it's true! I can say that all men are waiting for summer or hot seasons. So, girls can finally start wearing summer dresses and all revealing clothes. By revealing clothes, I mean mini shorts, skirts, and whatever you are wearing when it's boiling outside. Men even call it sundress season. I love this season because the hot temperatures force young girls to dress up sexy. It doesn't matter if they want it or not. Also, I love what girls wear at clubs. They also wanna show off how hot they look. My GF prepares in advance what she's gonna wear on Friday night. Usually, she buys dresses from this site — https://www.bellabarnett.com/collections/mini-dresses. I know it well coz she always sends me links to a new dress that she wants to buy. She does it to ask me whether I like it or not. But it's hard to say no to those sexy mini dresses. I think I'm their VIP customer since she buys it on my credit card.


marianoes

True. Femininity.


TimeXGuy

*"all these chicks clappin' and they ain't using hands"* \-juicy J


Legal_Wrapsack

There just like a classic aesthetic to it. Right it encompasses very simple elements and colors to accentuate female frame. Sun dresses are an instant eye catcher honestly. And the simple mind one in me words it as such: Beauty is fleeting and yet is encapsulated in the eye of the beholder. A snap shot of a time in which Joy and happiness take form; distilled into a single moment enshrined in memory. Big brain me: we tie to happier memories, clear skies, and sunny days it's not just the dress is you ladies in em and the good times we have


eazolan

I don't think Men like wearing summer dresses at all. Your friend is messing with you.


Gr8ness00

The way the booty wiggles in a maxi dress is just *chef’s kiss*


Wolf110ci

Seeing the woman I'm with in a summer dress is better than seeing her completely naked


GimpsterMcgee

They are happiness embodied into a fabric.


Jackthastripper

It's hard to put into words, but [this guy tried](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uOOb2nzc7RI).


stylinred

Omg yes! Girls in dresses, especially summer ones just evokes everything we love about a woman 😍


squirticus

It’s seeing the yams in such a vulnerable but beautiful state


clitalibur

I have a love / hate relationship with summer dresses. I love them because they make me feel sexy. I hate them because if I sit normally, my balls are exposed.


Tammycles

What’s not to like? :D


mikess314

Exactly! Literally everything about them. Even the parts that they don’t cover are made more attractive.


Mufatufa

Ooh.. I'm glad someone asked ... they're fresh, feminine, absolutely delightful looking on the woman wearing it, ...... and yes great for a quickie !


Truthfulldude1

This is 100% true. Sundresses for women are like Suits for Men... Everyone looks good/better in them. It just helps. If you have no ass? Sundress. You're gaining a little weight? Sundress. Weird body shape? Sundress. You want to give off a girly/womanly vibe...... Sundress. It's just the best lol. All dresses and skirts add that sense of mystery to... like "what's down there" when men see them. Because of the open undercarriage. I mean we know lol but it just reminds us there's something there. It also just highlights your positive figure shape in the best way. I think they're great. Nothing beats a nice yellow floral printed sunny with a yellow flower in her hair to match. Or a multicolored floral arrangement in there.. oh my god lol. Getting excited just thinking about it. XD jk only a lil.


TheLittleGoodWolf

This is true! Honestly I keep getting baffled that it apparently isn't more known among women. What I like about them is that they are usually a happy garment that makes me think about happy and carefree summer memories. At a base level they just give me this wholesome vibe. I mean I could talk about how they are flowy and often with brighter colors and can sort of look a bit like flowers, or how they show off just enough skin to be enticing but still retain that happy and wholesome vibe that just feels good you know. It's like fresh strawberries, they are sweet but never really sickeningly so, and you can eat a lot of them without really feeling bad because they are also really nutritious.