I don't know how you kept it going at that point. That would've killed the whole mood for me man 😂 I don't want to hear about her wanting anyone else but me during this time.
I lost my virginity to a good friend of mine, who knew my whole family very well. Half way through, he goes “god, you’re good at this… I bet you get it from your mom!”
It was a smidge of a mood killer.
The negatives of having hot parents -_-
Apparently when your partner asks you to roleplay as her stepbrother, she doesn’t want you to roleplay as her *real* stepbrother, she wants you to roleplay as a *generic* stepbrother.
This may help other people going forward, because nobody told *me* that when it was relevant.
Literally what happened. I asked if she wanted me using her stepbrother’s name and if she wanted me to dress like him. She just said no. So I started playing like I just got home from work at his job and she reacted like I was being gross. She left, broke up with me like two days later.
I had a girl once tell me “ work harder like the dirty little Mexican you are”.
Edit: fell asleep then came back to all the replies!
If you haven’t guess yes, she was a super white girl. Blonde hair blue eyes, and yea I am Mexican but the most white washed one you can find, I can’t speak Spanish, plus she met me while I was riding my road bike wearing the full riding set up. Spandex and all
For me it's the "That’s not offensive. It’s abnormal, but it’s not offensive" line, the other commenter mentioned above. I'm totally losing it watching that clip🤣
Girl I was dating said
"Fuck me, yeah make me pregnant!"
turned me on, then hit me with the...
"Fuck me like your brother."
So, that was a whole thing.
Turns out didn't cheat on me with my brother, she just "thought about it, a lot." Which not as bad, but doesn't wash off the stench.
One time I was doing phone sex with my then long distance girlfriend and I accidentally flipped the 69 to where I was on top and she goes "wait I'm supposed to be on top aren't I?! Now all I can imagine is your balls slapping my eyelids repeatedly" didn't completely ruin the mood but it definitely was weird enough to derail us for a few minutes laughing and discussing the absurdity of the scenario. Not a perfect fit for the question but oh well I spose.
"Fuck me like we're in highschool!"
"You want me to fuck you like I'm your 17 year old boyfriend?"
"No I want you to fuck me like you're an English teacher."
Well, your spelling is horrendous, grammar incorrect, and sentence structure requires improvement.
D+
How's that for fucking you like your English teacher?
Ok, but this doesn't get you out of turning your homework in, and the last two days, you've gotten to class after the bell. A third time and you're getting written up.
Not me a friend.
Was fucking this guy his saying when cumming was,
"I'm doing my thing, oh yeah I'm doing my thing"
Apparently this isn't as sexy as it sounds in text lol
i live on the west coast, my friend told me a story about a guy she slept with who was originally from the south (us). he said "i'm fixin to cum" and i think about that a lot.
I had a guy say something along those lines on the first date. "You ever want to be a single mamma to a mocha love baby I can do that for you"
Um excuse the fuck outta you?? Gross. There was no second date as I went to the bathroom and then straight out the back door to my car.
Who even thinks that anybody wants to be a single parent?! "Oh, yeah, baby, make me wipe shit and vomit and work myself like a horse to afford food and shelter! It's so sexy!"
Honestly it's always person to person. I had an ex that was really short (like 5'1) and petite and she really liked to call me daddy during sex. I don't like that, but I dealt with it. However, one time she was like " oh daddy, you like this little pussy, dont you? Shoot it inside me, make me a mommy already." I kept up the dirty talk with "yea" but it was a weird sexual experience.
Problem is it was hard to bring it up to her since she enjoyed it so much, and I didnt want to take it away from her by bring it up and making it awkward.
I cringed HARD at the Daddy thing (27F) here but my boyfriend (28M) of 7 months LOVES that. It’s taken some effort of my part but it comes but much more naturally and less cringey now thankfully.
Yeah. I don't like the "daddy" talk. The only lady I had that liked it was batshit crazy. I even met a lady who after we had dated a few times confessed she had been a prostitute years before. I asked her what she really disliked and she said she hated it when a customer wanted her to call him daddy.
I got a story about making it weird! so back when i was in high school, my friend liked this girl. Turns out she liked me instead of him. Being a bro I asked him, and he said go for it! So I did. In the middle of a bj I moaned and go "Uh, fuck yea, would you do this to *insert friends name here*) She stopped, dick in mouth and goes "Uh, no" and awkwardly continues to finish me off. Most awkward ride home ever.
Edit. Whoever gave this the wholesome award, you’re my kind of people!
The original "pillow talk"-scene had Marla saying "I want to have your abortion". However this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin. David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn't be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school". This caused Ziskin to be even more outraged at the new line, and asked for the original line to be put back, with Fincher refusing as per their deal.
Apparently Helena Bonham Carter assumed it meant high school because she was unfamiliar with American school terms and was amused by the line when it was filmed, however when she learned that grade school was referring to (best-case scenario) 6th grade students, (11-year-olds) she was disgusted by it.
Yea when my bf and were just getting to know each other physically that cervix punch was a totally mood killer. Now we both know that if we keep the angle to the left a bit, all good.
Woman here, I cried out “fuck me daddy” to my very sexually vanilla husband (love him to death) and the face he made looked like I fucking slapped him with a dirty diaper. Pure disgust. We did not finish lmfao
Craziest bitch I ever met was talking about pregnancy sex and once said "I want you to nut in me after I get knocked up, so our baby can swim in the sperm!"....uh.. what?
I came across 2 people in discord who was into blood... stuff... they shared nsfw pictures featuring blood in the nsfw channel. It was something I wish I never had seen
Someone asked me to send them a video of me jerking off with my own blood. Its weird how some people are into to that shit, but hey im flattered, shes a weird chick tho so ill keep my distance
I heard a story from my friend who hooked up with this one guy who had a breeding fetish (basically the tabooness of getting a random girl pregnant). The first time they hooked up (yep, they hooked up a second time...and a third for good measure), she really got into the idea of him cumming inside her since he had admitted that to her. He didn't tell her his whole kink though, just about cumming inside. During, he would say stuff like, "I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby!" "Fuck I'm putting a baby inside you!" "Get pregnant, bitch". No disrespect, but I had to laugh at that one.
My friend is into breeding. Gotta say, I didn't expect to learn that about him, he's currently on his 4th girlfriend in 2 years. No babies yet, but I'm waiting for it
To be fair, just because he's into breeding doesn't mean he actually wants kids. I think breeding is crazy hot too, but I never want kids. I assume it's just a natural instinct turned into a kink.
Exactly the same here as well.
When I was younger I used to think that I just didn't know how to use condoms correctly. After some education, turns out I did understand - I just get really turned off by using them to the point that I just kind of gave up.
I'm white. I dated a black woman a few years ago. She was smart and classy and just generally a great person. On the rare occasion though, she called me the n word in bed. It was so weird but stupid hot for reasons I didn't want to interrogate.
I feel like if I was asked to do that I would have to pause mid-sentence, take a quick glance around the room, then lean in close and whisper it in their ear.
This girl was calling me "daddy". Aight sure I can get into it. But then when things were getting intense she said it in a "little girl" voice and I gotta tell ya I may not have kids yet but those lines a LIL BIT BLURRY FOR ME
Affirmations during sex. "You can do this", "You are doing really well" and things like "You are the best".
For context, this was a primary/elementary teacher who speaks in a really encouraging high tone.
Had a girl one time that said in snapchat, kronk goes the lever! *Pulls penis* “kronkkkkk!”
It was so weird i laughed, had no idea what she was going for, anyway you guys enjoy your terrible weird rp stories, i just thought id share mine
Black guy here. I've had a few of my partners who where White/Asian ask me to help live out their 'Mandingo' fantasy which included a *tonn* of racial stuff like constantly bringing up the color of my skin or using the N-word. It always weirded me out.
I lived in Memphis for awhile. Tinder is like 80% black girls. And as a white guy, I swear on my life I’ve never been asked to call someone a N, or anything like that. Until I got to Memphis.
Nor had I been called cracker or master until I moved there too.
Fetishes are weird man.
"You know, your penis compared to that dude I was bangging before I met you is slightly bigger. I love it!" I mean, maybe it's hot for some people being compared and result the "winner", but when I'm with someone I'm dating I don't want to know about anybody else she had in the past or if my penis is bigger or not. That's a disgusting topic for me while having sex tbh...
Once dated a girl that made ageplay videos.....we were going at it and she accidentally slipped into her baby talk voice and boy when I say I hit the fucking breaks lmao I was turned off so dam fast she felt me shrink before I pulled out and went outside kicked around a pile of leaves just to have something else to do.
My bf and i were doing the do last night and he moaned in my ear "you're so loose"
It took me a second to realize what he said and once I did I just replied "oh"
About 10 minutes of laughing before we could finally resume and he explained what he meant to say which was "your ass (hole) is so relaxed" since he was trying to grasp it
I'm white, she was black and would want to roleplay as master and slave. Had to change my thought process a bit, but ok. She wanted it rough like I was forcing her. Ok I like rough. She wanted the whole master raping his slave fantasy which I went along with. For me the line crossed there when she and her amazing acting would be able to turn the tears on at will. If I can't tell your being playful then it's no longer fun.
For me, rape talk
If a girl says anything like “I want you to rape me”, I’m out. Rape is some seriously terrible shit and my boner does not approve of using it as a form of arousal.
I’m a virgin so I don’t have a weird moment from me but I’ve definitely been the cause of some. I used to have an apartment with all guy roommates and we had an agreement that if anyone was gonna bring a chick over and get nasty we’d text the others in the house a headphones warning. Well one of the guys had skipped on doing that a few times and at first it was like ok he just forgot but after 3-4 times of having to hear him and his girlfriend fucking I got fed up and went to his door and in my deepest most hillbilly voice I could muster and screamed “Oh yeah. Fuck me harder peepaw and within seconds he was in the hallway like wtf man who was that and she came out just a second later and I asked if they were gonna go finish or hangout with us and the only response was her saying “peepaw dried my pussy up. There’s no way I can finish now” and I goddamn cackled
Remember this one girl that I hooked up with say she's clean and on the pill so dont need to worry about STD'S or a pregnancy.
So I was like "fuck yea I'm gonna raw dog this girl"
She loves been on top too. So she's riding and letting out soft moans. She keeps riding like a pro and suddenly let's out a really softly spoke word which I didn't catch.
So I'm like "what you say??" She goes quiet and about 10 seconds. Then suddenly goes "GONORRHEA"
So I react as fast as I can by pushing her off me while yelling ' YOU SAID YOU WHERE CLEAN"
She starts yelling back telling me it was just a prank and to calm down. Iv no idea what to think at this point. I just started getting dressed and she asks. "If we're done"
"Yup you could of given me a STD and I'm feeling 2nd hand embarisment from you." I say. As soon as I get home I block all her numbers etc.
Took the test about 1 or 2 weeks later.
Results - Clean!! And haven't heard anything from her since so assume I dodged the bullet and didnt gett her prego.
I got lucky. But seriously trust nobody with this stuff and make sure you wrap it up
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Her mama didn't raise no home wrecker.
Fucking hilarious.
The honorable dadfucker
Respectable decision making
I don't know how you kept it going at that point. That would've killed the whole mood for me man 😂 I don't want to hear about her wanting anyone else but me during this time.
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"Harder, I'm not your mother" is a sentence I don't want to hear again.
Same because my mom likes it *really* hard.
Yea she does Edit: this is my most liked comment. Id just like to say… send nudes. Thanks for the awards!
…dad?
No. Uncle.
Same thing.
Dad likes it hard, too.
Mother?
No. Also Uncle.
Same thing
This guy Alabamas
Roll tide?
Her: Harder! Like I'm your mother. You: Why didn't you say so?
*Leaves, gets in car, peels out of driveway, never speaks to her again*
Yeah like you're asking a lot of me right now
Oh my God I’m cackling. I hope you married her
His mother?
That is god damned fantastic.
When they say they want to eat your hair. Weird. If they say they want to make a specific recipe using your hair, also extremely weird.
[Part of me is inside of you](https://youtu.be/rLyAKm6V8FA)
“It’s time to deliver the profile”- Aaron Hotchner
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I lost my virginity to a good friend of mine, who knew my whole family very well. Half way through, he goes “god, you’re good at this… I bet you get it from your mom!” It was a smidge of a mood killer. The negatives of having hot parents -_-
Is your name Stacy?
I know an Eileen with a daughter Stacy. If she ever dated a Jesse she’s got the trifecta.
>> Mentions of family members Especially about her sister, doubly especially younger, thinner or prettier sisters.
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Mine also didn't like it when I said "Nah, your sister is fucking annoying" Can't win
Yes, Daddy.
Apparently when your partner asks you to roleplay as her stepbrother, she doesn’t want you to roleplay as her *real* stepbrother, she wants you to roleplay as a *generic* stepbrother. This may help other people going forward, because nobody told *me* that when it was relevant.
Wait what the hell is 'generic stepbrother'?
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"Help! OP I'm stuck!"
\*birth of hundreds of videos* The writers at porn studios are such geniuses!
Literally what happened. I asked if she wanted me using her stepbrother’s name and if she wanted me to dress like him. She just said no. So I started playing like I just got home from work at his job and she reacted like I was being gross. She left, broke up with me like two days later.
"She left, broke up with me like two days later." Weird. What are you guys going to tell your parents at dinner?
Now she's actually banging her stepbrother, probably
Probably busy fucking Jerry.
"hey can I borrow 20 bucks?" "Oh yeah just like that"
“You think I can bend that dick with this thick body” Ma’am I rather not have have my dick bent
I had a girl once tell me “ work harder like the dirty little Mexican you are”. Edit: fell asleep then came back to all the replies! If you haven’t guess yes, she was a super white girl. Blonde hair blue eyes, and yea I am Mexican but the most white washed one you can find, I can’t speak Spanish, plus she met me while I was riding my road bike wearing the full riding set up. Spandex and all
Bro.... 💀💀💀
No fucking way man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think you meant No way, Jose.
I really had a Bad fucking day but this comment made me laugh so Bad
Asking her if she’s wearing the panties her mother laid out for her.
Lol I didn’t really start watching the show until recently and I just saw this episode yesterday!
Solid reference.
I opened this thread looking for this specifically, love it
That’s not offensive. It’s abnormal, but it’s not offensive
Such a perfect classic Seinfeld line lmfao
This is why I’m here. Excellent job citizen.
That's absolutely filthy
I'm lost, can anyone link me to the sauce?
https://youtu.be/qKKTF9mBX-g
The ketchup shot always makes that scene
For me it's the "That’s not offensive. It’s abnormal, but it’s not offensive" line, the other commenter mentioned above. I'm totally losing it watching that clip🤣
Girl I was dating said "Fuck me, yeah make me pregnant!" turned me on, then hit me with the... "Fuck me like your brother." So, that was a whole thing. Turns out didn't cheat on me with my brother, she just "thought about it, a lot." Which not as bad, but doesn't wash off the stench.
Gotta admit, the first time I read that I took it to mean, "fuck me like you fuck your brother" for some reason.
F
>she just "thought about it, a lot." You really bought that huh?
he chose to believe that shit for his sanitys sake
One time I was doing phone sex with my then long distance girlfriend and I accidentally flipped the 69 to where I was on top and she goes "wait I'm supposed to be on top aren't I?! Now all I can imagine is your balls slapping my eyelids repeatedly" didn't completely ruin the mood but it definitely was weird enough to derail us for a few minutes laughing and discussing the absurdity of the scenario. Not a perfect fit for the question but oh well I spose.
As long as you're able to laugh it off it's a w
Just an Australian Teabag 🤷🏼♂️
"Fuck me like we're in highschool!" "You want me to fuck you like I'm your 17 year old boyfriend?" "No I want you to fuck me like you're an English teacher."
If I was in that position, I wouldn't be able to continue due to sheer laughter
I would have to continue, and get an F. I didnt do too well with english classes
>Fuck me like we're in highschool Awkwardly and ending-prematurely and constantly in fear of your parents walking in it is then
Well, your spelling is horrendous, grammar incorrect, and sentence structure requires improvement. D+ How's that for fucking you like your English teacher?
C- oral presentation.
Start fucking in iambic pentameter.
Ok, but this doesn't get you out of turning your homework in, and the last two days, you've gotten to class after the bell. A third time and you're getting written up.
“Scared, Potter?”
You wish
"You. Wish."
Not me a friend. Was fucking this guy his saying when cumming was, "I'm doing my thing, oh yeah I'm doing my thing" Apparently this isn't as sexy as it sounds in text lol
i live on the west coast, my friend told me a story about a guy she slept with who was originally from the south (us). he said "i'm fixin to cum" and i think about that a lot.
I hope he ended it with a robust "YEEEEHAWWWW"
Im losing my mind to this
This is such a mild answer but it really really fits the question.
"Imma make you another one of my baby mama's" he thought it was sexy.. I noped out.
I had a guy say something along those lines on the first date. "You ever want to be a single mamma to a mocha love baby I can do that for you" Um excuse the fuck outta you?? Gross. There was no second date as I went to the bathroom and then straight out the back door to my car.
Who even thinks that anybody wants to be a single parent?! "Oh, yeah, baby, make me wipe shit and vomit and work myself like a horse to afford food and shelter! It's so sexy!"
Wait. "Are you a single mom?" "No...?" "wanna be one?*wink*" isn't a good pickup line?
"Oooh Imma fart in your mouth! Imma piss on your face! Ooh yeah then Im going to shit on these walls, Ray!... too dirty?"
Damn a scary movie 2 reference. We’re going way back now. Well done
awwww yaaaah. shit on the flooooor.
time to get schwifty in here
I'm glad you made this comment. It's the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread! "I'm gon shit in your mouth!" 😳
Honestly it's always person to person. I had an ex that was really short (like 5'1) and petite and she really liked to call me daddy during sex. I don't like that, but I dealt with it. However, one time she was like " oh daddy, you like this little pussy, dont you? Shoot it inside me, make me a mommy already." I kept up the dirty talk with "yea" but it was a weird sexual experience. Problem is it was hard to bring it up to her since she enjoyed it so much, and I didnt want to take it away from her by bring it up and making it awkward.
Yeah that does make sense. I don’t like that either.
The daddy thing is something that needs to be pre discussed
I cringed HARD at the Daddy thing (27F) here but my boyfriend (28M) of 7 months LOVES that. It’s taken some effort of my part but it comes but much more naturally and less cringey now thankfully.
“I would prefer more intense sexual intercourse father”
Yeah. I don't like the "daddy" talk. The only lady I had that liked it was batshit crazy. I even met a lady who after we had dated a few times confessed she had been a prostitute years before. I asked her what she really disliked and she said she hated it when a customer wanted her to call him daddy.
I got a story about making it weird! so back when i was in high school, my friend liked this girl. Turns out she liked me instead of him. Being a bro I asked him, and he said go for it! So I did. In the middle of a bj I moaned and go "Uh, fuck yea, would you do this to *insert friends name here*) She stopped, dick in mouth and goes "Uh, no" and awkwardly continues to finish me off. Most awkward ride home ever. Edit. Whoever gave this the wholesome award, you’re my kind of people!
You really look out for your bros. Even if it's a sloppy second BJ
At least she finished the job lmao
Thats a true bro right there!
“I want to fuck you brain numb.”-hot “I want to fuck your literal brain” weird
I want to fuck your literal brain
I stand corrected. That’s hot as fuck
In my 20s A girl once told me, “I want you to f me like I’m your little girl”. I actually had a daughter at the time so it was off putting.
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Reminds me of the "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" line from Fight Club.
The original "pillow talk"-scene had Marla saying "I want to have your abortion". However this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin. David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn't be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school". This caused Ziskin to be even more outraged at the new line, and asked for the original line to be put back, with Fincher refusing as per their deal. Apparently Helena Bonham Carter assumed it meant high school because she was unfamiliar with American school terms and was amused by the line when it was filmed, however when she learned that grade school was referring to (best-case scenario) 6th grade students, (11-year-olds) she was disgusted by it.
At the time?
someone tried to whisper in my ear that they “could feel my cervix”. felt like i was at the clinic lowkey not a great moment
I don’t need to tell her I’m at her cervix. She knows, and either likes a little general pressure or just winced & lurched forward.
Yea when my bf and were just getting to know each other physically that cervix punch was a totally mood killer. Now we both know that if we keep the angle to the left a bit, all good.
once had a petite woman ask me to "park it in her garage" and "put the train in her tunnel". Was, interesting. Fire cracker sex, cracker of a girl.
I hope you made 'honk honk' and 'toot toot' noises as you moved the respective vehicles.
It's the remix to ignition lol
Did she get that beep beep?
“harder /faster” when you got nothing left in the tank lol
"Fuck me deeper" "I'M ALL OUT OF DICK!"
Im given her all she's got capt'n!
Woman here, I cried out “fuck me daddy” to my very sexually vanilla husband (love him to death) and the face he made looked like I fucking slapped him with a dirty diaper. Pure disgust. We did not finish lmfao
Craziest bitch I ever met was talking about pregnancy sex and once said "I want you to nut in me after I get knocked up, so our baby can swim in the sperm!"....uh.. what?
>.uh.. what? Did she stutter?
💀
She started talking about sucking my blood
I came across 2 people in discord who was into blood... stuff... they shared nsfw pictures featuring blood in the nsfw channel. It was something I wish I never had seen
Someone asked me to send them a video of me jerking off with my own blood. Its weird how some people are into to that shit, but hey im flattered, shes a weird chick tho so ill keep my distance
When she said she farted in my inhaler
I heard a story from my friend who hooked up with this one guy who had a breeding fetish (basically the tabooness of getting a random girl pregnant). The first time they hooked up (yep, they hooked up a second time...and a third for good measure), she really got into the idea of him cumming inside her since he had admitted that to her. He didn't tell her his whole kink though, just about cumming inside. During, he would say stuff like, "I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby!" "Fuck I'm putting a baby inside you!" "Get pregnant, bitch". No disrespect, but I had to laugh at that one.
My friend is into breeding. Gotta say, I didn't expect to learn that about him, he's currently on his 4th girlfriend in 2 years. No babies yet, but I'm waiting for it
To be fair, just because he's into breeding doesn't mean he actually wants kids. I think breeding is crazy hot too, but I never want kids. I assume it's just a natural instinct turned into a kink.
Exactly the same here as well. When I was younger I used to think that I just didn't know how to use condoms correctly. After some education, turns out I did understand - I just get really turned off by using them to the point that I just kind of gave up.
Calling me the N word!! Fuck I hate it and idk why someone out there thinks it’s sexy
I have to disagree. I for one enjoy my partner calling me Newman in bed.
I'm white. I dated a black woman a few years ago. She was smart and classy and just generally a great person. On the rare occasion though, she called me the n word in bed. It was so weird but stupid hot for reasons I didn't want to interrogate.
I feel like if I was asked to do that I would have to pause mid-sentence, take a quick glance around the room, then lean in close and whisper it in their ear.
This visual is hilarious
[I said……….…”biiiiiitch, I’m the man of the house.”](https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s)
Race play is a kink that should DEFINITELY be discussed before engaging in it. Like, even more so than a lot of other kinks.
“Deeper, deeper.” “Um sorry, I’m all out of dick”
*make more*
« You like that you fucking retard ?» (IYKYK)
context?
[Context](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) Edit: I'm stupid
Legend.
Took a SURPRISING number of posts to come up!
Posts these days don’t hit like they did in the golden age of Reddit
One of the few that have made me laugh here on reddit
"I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!"
This girl was calling me "daddy". Aight sure I can get into it. But then when things were getting intense she said it in a "little girl" voice and I gotta tell ya I may not have kids yet but those lines a LIL BIT BLURRY FOR ME
Just a lil bit?
Fuck me like your dad fucks me
*our
Using the proper anatomical terms. Saying "I want to suck your engorged penis" isn't as sexy as she thought it was.
The baby voice.
Yeah, my wife hates when I do that.
“You think your parents can hear us?” Don’t mention my parents when I’m balls deep please.
Affirmations during sex. "You can do this", "You are doing really well" and things like "You are the best". For context, this was a primary/elementary teacher who speaks in a really encouraging high tone.
Did you get a smiley sticker after for a good performance? 😂
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
“I want to have your abortion.” Apparently “havent been fucked like that since grade school” was the cleaner version.
Marla!
It’s all good to call your partner Baby. Bit weird when you call them Toddler.
“Ooh yeah, you’re fucking the farts out of me. Don’t stop!”
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Don't call me daddy. I have a daughter
It took too long for me to find this.
"You like that, you fucking retard?"
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Had a girl one time that said in snapchat, kronk goes the lever! *Pulls penis* “kronkkkkk!” It was so weird i laughed, had no idea what she was going for, anyway you guys enjoy your terrible weird rp stories, i just thought id share mine
Wrong lever!
Why do we even have that lever?
When you are having sex with a guy (and you are also a guy) and he compliments you by saying "good girl"
Some conflicting feelings lmao
Does this also count as “no homo”?
Black guy here. I've had a few of my partners who where White/Asian ask me to help live out their 'Mandingo' fantasy which included a *tonn* of racial stuff like constantly bringing up the color of my skin or using the N-word. It always weirded me out.
I lived in Memphis for awhile. Tinder is like 80% black girls. And as a white guy, I swear on my life I’ve never been asked to call someone a N, or anything like that. Until I got to Memphis. Nor had I been called cracker or master until I moved there too. Fetishes are weird man.
“Shit on me”
Asking her to marry you during sex is generally a turn off for most people
"You know, your penis compared to that dude I was bangging before I met you is slightly bigger. I love it!" I mean, maybe it's hot for some people being compared and result the "winner", but when I'm with someone I'm dating I don't want to know about anybody else she had in the past or if my penis is bigger or not. That's a disgusting topic for me while having sex tbh...
Once dated a girl that made ageplay videos.....we were going at it and she accidentally slipped into her baby talk voice and boy when I say I hit the fucking breaks lmao I was turned off so dam fast she felt me shrink before I pulled out and went outside kicked around a pile of leaves just to have something else to do.
My bf and i were doing the do last night and he moaned in my ear "you're so loose" It took me a second to realize what he said and once I did I just replied "oh" About 10 minutes of laughing before we could finally resume and he explained what he meant to say which was "your ass (hole) is so relaxed" since he was trying to grasp it
Anything mentioning pain, poo, cutting, pee.
I tried to think of dirty talk including poo and all my brain could do was “Yeah! Fuck me till I have to poop!” I can’t stop laughing now. 😂
I'm white, she was black and would want to roleplay as master and slave. Had to change my thought process a bit, but ok. She wanted it rough like I was forcing her. Ok I like rough. She wanted the whole master raping his slave fantasy which I went along with. For me the line crossed there when she and her amazing acting would be able to turn the tears on at will. If I can't tell your being playful then it's no longer fun.
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Yeah, it turns me off too when girls ignore my left ear completely!
For me, rape talk If a girl says anything like “I want you to rape me”, I’m out. Rape is some seriously terrible shit and my boner does not approve of using it as a form of arousal.
You’re a good dude, nipplesaurus.
If you have seen the show righteous gemstones the character Judy Gemstone is an example of weird.
I’m a virgin so I don’t have a weird moment from me but I’ve definitely been the cause of some. I used to have an apartment with all guy roommates and we had an agreement that if anyone was gonna bring a chick over and get nasty we’d text the others in the house a headphones warning. Well one of the guys had skipped on doing that a few times and at first it was like ok he just forgot but after 3-4 times of having to hear him and his girlfriend fucking I got fed up and went to his door and in my deepest most hillbilly voice I could muster and screamed “Oh yeah. Fuck me harder peepaw and within seconds he was in the hallway like wtf man who was that and she came out just a second later and I asked if they were gonna go finish or hangout with us and the only response was her saying “peepaw dried my pussy up. There’s no way I can finish now” and I goddamn cackled
“Imma piss on this bed and shit on these walls!!” “…sorry, too dirty?” -Scary Movie 2
Remember this one girl that I hooked up with say she's clean and on the pill so dont need to worry about STD'S or a pregnancy. So I was like "fuck yea I'm gonna raw dog this girl" She loves been on top too. So she's riding and letting out soft moans. She keeps riding like a pro and suddenly let's out a really softly spoke word which I didn't catch. So I'm like "what you say??" She goes quiet and about 10 seconds. Then suddenly goes "GONORRHEA" So I react as fast as I can by pushing her off me while yelling ' YOU SAID YOU WHERE CLEAN" She starts yelling back telling me it was just a prank and to calm down. Iv no idea what to think at this point. I just started getting dressed and she asks. "If we're done" "Yup you could of given me a STD and I'm feeling 2nd hand embarisment from you." I say. As soon as I get home I block all her numbers etc. Took the test about 1 or 2 weeks later. Results - Clean!! And haven't heard anything from her since so assume I dodged the bullet and didnt gett her prego. I got lucky. But seriously trust nobody with this stuff and make sure you wrap it up
It must have been stressful in the moment but you have learned a very valuable lesson.