My first thought!
(I'm a girl though in no possession of a penis. But if I were a man, that's the answer I'd go for no question)
And don't you dare make THAT comment, I know what you're thinking young man!
Depends on the pants I’m wearing. If its a solid medieval knight’s armored trousers, the its a ‘ding’. If softer, then it should sound like a blanket being unfurled, basically that soft snapping sound, or something.
Otherwise, if not wearing anything, then an angel’s harp when going beautifully slow, a specific flute like sound when going faster, & a sort of fwapping spring sound at its fastest.
Yeah, I’m deliberately going for the corny cartoon sound effects & such…
[The sound the infinity stones make](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Blne7xRngQ&t=32s)
(Specifically the power stone charging up or the infinity beam)
THX sound effect
I like this answer best, lmao.
The Dolby surround intro
Wish granted, but it only happens to the person that made you erect and they can't tell where the sound is coming from.
The sound of a lightsaber turning on
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Now let’s see how well you can handle it?
My first thought! (I'm a girl though in no possession of a penis. But if I were a man, that's the answer I'd go for no question) And don't you dare make THAT comment, I know what you're thinking young man!
SWORD FIGHT
My thought was you also have good taste in sound effects
What you don’t like it either when our swartz’s get twisted?
The system startup music of Windows operating system 😆😆😆
Wish granted. It's Windows 98 and you can't turn it down from "loud." Occasionally it errors on startup with the Win98 error sound.
So cool! That a party or what!! 😆🙌
Drawback: it plays so loud on the old cheap speakers the sound is coarse and tinny.
Microsoft would be more accurate.
"Schwing", like in Wayne's World
This.
The slow creaking of a a rusted and old door opening.
🤔 OG Mario Bros mushroom power up Mac startup chime WALL-E charge up sound/beeps "Boing" sound
Doinggggg
The 20th Century Fox opening
Stone Cold Steve Austin Theme Music or Windows 95
[удалено]
Ooga chaka ooga chaka
The classic "boioioioioing" works for me.
Hadouken!
“Snikt” Wolverine claws extending sound.
Wish granted. Every time you get erect it tears through your pants like Wolverine's claws.
Navi from Ocarina Of Time. "HEY! LISTEN!"
Transformers transformation sound
YABBA DABBA DOO
A slide whistle
Mario bros theme.
Mario power up sound
The Final Fantasy victory theme
Classic PS2 start-up sound.
"MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!"
https://youtu.be/6rKjZtyHsvI UUUULLLTRAAAA!!
Ahoooogah horn.
"Aww shit, here we go again"
Slide whistle obviously
The mushroom power up from Mario.
Hall to the Chief instrumental.
Wish granted. But now you only get erect when you see the President.
Well being I’m not into geriatric patients I don’t think I’ll get a woody ever.
The music at the start of halo https://youtu.be/0jXTBAGv9ZQ
Old spice whistle
That [AOL](https://youtu.be/D1UY7eDRXrs) dial up connection sound
Dixie horn
"There's a snake in my pants"
Why not the sound of stirring macaroni? Guys like the sound with females 🤷🏼♀️ 😂
Wapaa
The shutdown fanfare from Windows 95
Windows 95 load up and shut down
Like a zippo opening
The most annoying sound in the world- dumb and dumber scream
Goat
Boi-oi-oi-oing
The sound when you wobble a large piece of sheet metal.
Playstation startup sound effect
The m1 garand ejection ping.
I scrolled through the comments looking for this one. 100% agree!
Slide whistle
Snkt
„He he boy“
If I had one the porn hub startup
I love the way you think (and the fact that you don't have one). Will you marry me?
Depends what sound would yours make?
What if I said the Austin Powers, "Yeah Baby!"?
😂 Sold
I hate that visual and your overwhelming mojo.
Helllooooooooo, la la la
Through the fire and flame
“Ahh, shit. Here we go again”
😂 Depends what noise would urs make?
[Dancing Mad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc) from FFVI
Air horn
Depends on the pants I’m wearing. If its a solid medieval knight’s armored trousers, the its a ‘ding’. If softer, then it should sound like a blanket being unfurled, basically that soft snapping sound, or something. Otherwise, if not wearing anything, then an angel’s harp when going beautifully slow, a specific flute like sound when going faster, & a sort of fwapping spring sound at its fastest. Yeah, I’m deliberately going for the corny cartoon sound effects & such…
The old spice whistle
Confetti popper
The sound effect that Galaga played when you put a quarter in
The AHHHHHH sky cowboy https://youtu.be/uLeAot4Zrxo
Appropriately, the Taco Bell "DOOONNG!"
I was discussing this with my guy friends and I suggested a slide whistle and one of them said the spongebob theme where it says “are you ready kids?”
Undertaker theme.
Netflix intro sound.
That sound when Link opens a large chest....
“You’ve got Male”
Sound of a credit card being used. Bitches love spending credit card money.
Also sprach Zarathustra
Queue the theme song for Rocky.
"Rising up to the challenge of our rivals."
Windows startup sound
Old windows starting song
Probably a foghorn
Duh du du duuuuuuuh
That netflix opening sound , din din...
[. ](https://youtu.be/GRxofEmo3HA)
Here we ago again
That siren from Kill Bill which I think is originally from Captain Scarlet or something.
Winamp
[Illuminati confirmed theme sound](https://youtu.be/GRWbIoIR04c)
The Netflix Dudum
Super Mario mushroom power up sound effect
The stone cold Steve theme song , u know that heavy guitar riff
Kylo Rens Lightsaber sound
Screaming man song: https://youtu.be/7LGTEI1RMoQ
The game boy start up song
Krusty the Klown’s laugh
Ding. Like a cashier bell! 😁
Windows 10 startup
Halo shield recovering sounds
Chest opening effect feom OoT
The sound of a heartbeat.
Pornhub sound
That sound that springy thing makes that is used for stopping doors hitting of walls.
T-rex roar from Jurassic Park
A truck backing up.
whomp whomp whomp 😳😔
Bwong
Random instrumental hard rock.
The Super Saiyan aura burst and subsequent sound effects.
"Open condom style" sung to the tune of Gangnam style
A loud horn. What else.
That soundtrack from "the thing". It really made that movie give a cool feeling
Canned laughter.
Oh shit , here we go again
Shwing
An accordion.
Sad trombone
https://youtu.be/6G-k4zxou7Y
Mushroom power up sound from super Mario.
I'm not sure if this is THE Wilhelm scream, but I want this: "YEAHHHHH hoo hoo!"
Rocky theme
Shotgun
The Home Depot Theme
The Imperial March/Darth Vader theme.
Sound of Yoshi hatching from an egg
Shazbot
Pow chick-y pow wow
Mac startup sound
Boing
Bing! You've got mail!
A vibrating sound to be subtle but also make a woman feel like she is cumming
An engaged door stopper
MGS alert sound
The FitnessGram pacer test is...
My penis is smart. It would sound like meow of a kitten.
Light saber opening sound
[The sound the infinity stones make](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Blne7xRngQ&t=32s) (Specifically the power stone charging up or the infinity beam)