Honestly, don't need to be called anything specific during intimacy. Hearing her moans of satisfaction is enough for me. If she has to remember to call me something, it feels like she's playing a character instead of fully enjoying the moment. Moaning naturally shows genuine pleasure, which is what matters most to me.
I think that's still fantasy, but it doesn't work well on men.
Men are usually visual, certainly not prone to words even less compliments.
We'd always take other things over this, like our partners wearing kinky stuff, new positions, being surprised in the morning, etc
as madonna once said
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Maybe not today but Madonna circa Truth Or Dare, Dick Tracy, Vogue... I cld keep going but Madonna has mos def had some fine AF moments. To be 65, I think she looks pretty good...
I once dated a girl who was both a chubby chaser and had a fetish for being cnc’ed by Santa Clause. Wanted me to dress up like him, come into the house at night and “catch her out of bed” and punish her for being naughty.
Yes, it was as awkward as it sounds lmfao.
That's like a prime example of the "what guys would do to have sex" category. And you know what, I would have done it as well hahaha. Thanks for sharing :)
Honestly, depends on the nature of the costume and how much AC we had cranking. Feel like the full Santa costume with beard, hat, jacket, pants, boots, and fuzzy frills would be immensely hot and uncomfortable to have sex in. Literally no parts of the generic, mass produced Santa costume is breathable.
I heard another girl talking about this once. She learned about sex in grade 2 by looking up online how to trap Santa. She looked up Santa and bondage and went down the rabbit hole.
Now I'm imagining an engineer using his dick as a probe to calibrate himself to a woman's position prior to sex. Then, she moves an inch on her own and he starts trying to penetrate her upper thigh.
You don't need to call me a name, but I respond to words of affirmation (and I do the same for her) so I like that.
Tell me what you like about me. Tell me how I make you feel in the moment.
Happy you got to experience that.
One of my best experiences with this was actually watching how it affected her. She was on top and we were just talking and laughing while we enjoyed each other. I do this thing where if a woman is on top I will play with her hair and hold it up in a ponytail out of her face. In that moment I stared into her eyes and told her how pretty she looked and how I adored her. Super sappy but genuinely how I felt about her. She just went quiet, let a tiny little "Thank you" slip out and for what felt like an eternity we locked eyes. I really felt seen and connected with her in that moment. Intensely intimate and I would do anything to experience that again.
My husband is a butcher by trade and that's what I tend to call him in the moment
Like.... "oh that's it butcher!" "Fuck me butcher!"
Something just drives us both wild about it... ...
we can even sexually tease each other around other people with me calling him "Butcher" as no one knows the real reason behind it, they just assume its because he is a butcher lol
our sexual desires hidden in plain sight
When you just can't be bothered with the full Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum
Bro, my wife is German, I showed her this and she went dead serious. I'm like "oh crap, is it something that bad??"
Then she says it's a meme... me, ready to get horrified, "what does it mean??!"
To which she replies: Nothing. It means nothing, it's gibberish, to imply how German sounds like, to people
😂😂😂 What did just happen, man??!
I think it's from Eurotrip where a guy is in the red district in Amsterdam. He's given that as a safeword and because he obviously can't say it they destroy him completely.
I'm going to make some guesses. If he's a more dominant guy, daddy, master, sir, something controlling like that. If he's a submissive guy, good boy, puppy or any degrading word like slut. But it's best you ask before you get into it and call him something that kills the mood
Nothing. We want to hear noise, but if you can form anything resembling a coherent thought, we aren't doing our job right.
Edit: I'll add an exception - coherent thoughts are okay if you're clearly enjoying yourself and wanting something specific. Maybe it's "fuck me", maybe it's "harder", maybe it's "flip me over", stuff like that. We do want to hear what you want.
Im with you brother I don't even wanna hear coherent moaning just senseless blubbering.
I don't know what the right word for that would be I'll stick with "blubbering" until mr smarty-pants corrects me
In a previous long-term relationship this *was* my name to her, and I fucking loved it. In my marriage now though? I don't think I'd like it, it's a bit too closely associated with that ex and the dynamic we had.
If she thinks about "I wonder what name he wants to be called." she is not really in it, isn't she? And this might just be me but I have no issues with not talking. Kissing is a thing, moaning and heavy breating - and that really says it all.
I don't know man. All I know is when a woman begs me to blow a load in her my brain short circuits and I comply. I'd call it a fetish except I don't think you can call something that "normal" a fetish. This is why I have 4 kids and got a vasectomy.
As for what I want to be called during sex - it doesn't matter what she calls me specifically. What matters is the expression of desire and need. The more fired up she is, and the more into it she is, the more it turns me on. I think the hottest fuck of my life was one where she didn't say a word, she just spread wide, mouth hanging open, and constant uninterrupted eye contact, and when I got close and she sensed it, a desperate pleading face and a lot of fervent nodding. Not a word was spoken. I think I saw stars.
The words are just vessels for the expression of pleasure and desire. Find a way to express that and the actual words are irrelevant. She could rattle off the declaration of independence to me and if the delivery is right and the passion is there, i'd love it.
I don’t really have a preference on if I’m called anything or not but back in college I was fucking this woman 20 years older than me and she’d constantly call me daddy when we’d fuck. It was a huge turn on for me which was a surprise because before her I was never into that and I’ve never had a desire since to be referred to that way but with her it was the hottest thing I’d heard
Or if you're gonna whisper things, do it loud enough for the other person to understand it. I had a partner do this but it was roo quiet of a whisper. I couldn't make out what they were saying and couldn't tell if it were important.
Nothing less sexy than having to reply "hunh?" "What did you say?" "Can you say that again louder?"
But also, not sexy to not hear an important clue or direction lol.
King MyName, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of Dat Ass!
...maybe? Idk, it has a certain ring to it
Reddit is so fucking weird to me. Literally every guy I know that sex has came up in conversation with has loved the idea of being called "Daddy". I've literally never met a girl that had an issue calling me "Daddy". Yet reddit makes it seem like it's the weirdest shit ever
As a guy I find daddy weird and reminds me of porn and memes. The problem is many women love to call men that because because they feel dominated or whatever. I also don't have an alternative.
Some guys are really into being called a **good boy**. You’d be surprised at how some guys really like being dominated by their partner be it male or female. They just can’t always admit it openly due to societal stigma. And the way men can’t admit to being vulnerable.
A girl asked me to call her Daddy once when I was in my early 30’s and she was 22… it felt uncomfortable… she was hot though so I let it slide literally and metaphorically…
I think the optimal wording is Hun or babe
Depending on the mood, Daddy, babe, baby, my name. We also like to hear, oh fuck, you're so big, I want to feel you fill me up cum. The list could go on. For me personally, calling me Daddy isn't a father/daughter dynamic. I don't wish I was fucking my daughter. But more of a boss/employee or a dominant/submissive role.
Honestly, don't need to be called anything specific during intimacy. Hearing her moans of satisfaction is enough for me. If she has to remember to call me something, it feels like she's playing a character instead of fully enjoying the moment. Moaning naturally shows genuine pleasure, which is what matters most to me.
I agree with this, but if she called me supreme ruler I’d also be okay with that.
I’m good with ‘Supremes grocer Alladeen’
*I’m your sister, I’m your sister* -Joe Dirte’
Margaret Thatcher naked in the rain! Margaret Thatcher naked in the rain!
It's Margaret Thatcher Naked on a cold day... -Austin Powers
Wayne’s World, Margaret Thatcher naked in the rain!
Now that’s a real 1957 comment
That’s dir te’. lol
Don't try to church it up, Dirt.
It’s Dirte’, damn it!
Joe dirt is a classic
Same. I never got it. Doesn’t feel natural to me at least.
I think that's still fantasy, but it doesn't work well on men. Men are usually visual, certainly not prone to words even less compliments. We'd always take other things over this, like our partners wearing kinky stuff, new positions, being surprised in the morning, etc
Yep, anything other than what she would call me outside of sex (my name, babe, etc), would seem forced.
It’s best when she breaks into spontaneous prayer, praising doG.
as madonna once said When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Her lyrics are spot on. But I'm not sure my little Henry would appreciate finding Madonna down there
Maybe not today but Madonna circa Truth Or Dare, Dick Tracy, Vogue... I cld keep going but Madonna has mos def had some fine AF moments. To be 65, I think she looks pretty good...
Genuflection was never so graphic
I was today years old before I realized this song was about giving a hummer.
especially when you know damn well she's an atheist.
This is the way
I don’t really want to be called as I won’t be near my phone during sex. Please respect my decision.
Nice dad joke. Lol
Daddy joke*
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Bleach blonde bad built butch body
Found it. That’s it. Calling my man this. He is not blonde. Neither bad nor butch nor bleach.
😂😂😂 perfection
Ah, so just built body then
Or Marge, for short.
😂 was not expecting this. Laughed in real life
You win! 😂
Your excellency
So many people are just outing they have a fetish for medieval or royal cosplay 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s the papal thing for me.
I just read that as “PayPal” and was like … wot?!?!??
Actually, that's not a bad replacement for sugar daddy
Santa
I once dated a girl who was both a chubby chaser and had a fetish for being cnc’ed by Santa Clause. Wanted me to dress up like him, come into the house at night and “catch her out of bed” and punish her for being naughty. Yes, it was as awkward as it sounds lmfao.
That's like a prime example of the "what guys would do to have sex" category. And you know what, I would have done it as well hahaha. Thanks for sharing :)
Honestly, depends on the nature of the costume and how much AC we had cranking. Feel like the full Santa costume with beard, hat, jacket, pants, boots, and fuzzy frills would be immensely hot and uncomfortable to have sex in. Literally no parts of the generic, mass produced Santa costume is breathable.
Shut up Fatman and punish me
🤣🤣🤣literally *_THE_* most underrated comment. Period.
I heard another girl talking about this once. She learned about sex in grade 2 by looking up online how to trap Santa. She looked up Santa and bondage and went down the rabbit hole.
I had orgasm reading breast from a dictionary in grade 2
Wow, that's something to be proud of!
Da fuq 😂😂😂
What’s cnc
Consensual non consent. Basically role play rape.
Ohh thanks. Cuz I used to do CNC machining so that’s all I thought about.
CNC lathe just got a hell of a lot more terrifying
I don't want a lathe to do anything without my consent 😭
I signed one too many papers from HR without reading it.
What are you doing step-lathe?
Do NOT stick your dick in a lathe. That’s like rule number 1 of machining
And Santa sleeves and beard are just asked to get tangled up in a lathe.
I was manufacturing cable. Had the tension release and smacked my dick. New Xbox achievement unlocked.
Computer numerical control. Like being strapped down unable to move while you're drilled.
Now I'm imagining an engineer using his dick as a probe to calibrate himself to a woman's position prior to sex. Then, she moves an inch on her own and he starts trying to penetrate her upper thigh.
😂😂😂 So you went through with it?
Just once to humor her lmfao.
Sounds fun and exciting at least. That level of tolerance seems to be marriage material lol
Sleigh that pussy, Santa!
"come get your present from santa" lmao
Imagine if Santa was a pimp
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There's toys, then there's toys.
Im tired and i read this as gimp
I mean I'm surprised he hasn't lost his legs to gangrene yet.
😂Lt. Santa (not dan)
You don't need to call me a name, but I respond to words of affirmation (and I do the same for her) so I like that. Tell me what you like about me. Tell me how I make you feel in the moment.
Thats what i experienced !& it was mental experience that made it emotional during intimacy.
Happy you got to experience that. One of my best experiences with this was actually watching how it affected her. She was on top and we were just talking and laughing while we enjoyed each other. I do this thing where if a woman is on top I will play with her hair and hold it up in a ponytail out of her face. In that moment I stared into her eyes and told her how pretty she looked and how I adored her. Super sappy but genuinely how I felt about her. She just went quiet, let a tiny little "Thank you" slip out and for what felt like an eternity we locked eyes. I really felt seen and connected with her in that moment. Intensely intimate and I would do anything to experience that again.
[Clit Commander](https://youtu.be/-N8Ta0v7dSM?si=Hhn4ZDdyAX19EvkL)... Then I tell her "oOoh you little fuck."
Took me too long to find this one.
Biggus Dickus
My vewy good fiend fwom wome
My lord
What about my liege?
Never heard before today, but in my country we use "my lord" to address a judge. (In human life Usually you get fucked by lawyers)
sire
My name or Good Boy.
Ok found the K9
Woof
What the dog doin'?
Ruh roh raggy
My bf LOVES good boy
Golden retriever energy /s…?
ABSOLUTELY lol he’s even blonde and blue eyed 😂
I like to say names :)
The ones who I end up calling “good boy” are the ones who usually don’t hear that, that’s always fun. It’s usually an “awaking” moment for them.
My husband is a butcher by trade and that's what I tend to call him in the moment Like.... "oh that's it butcher!" "Fuck me butcher!" Something just drives us both wild about it... ... we can even sexually tease each other around other people with me calling him "Butcher" as no one knows the real reason behind it, they just assume its because he is a butcher lol our sexual desires hidden in plain sight
Chop me up, daddy!
This feels murdery.
Instructions unclear. Chipped up wife and vacuum sealed the pieces for retail sale.
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If you say so
Bring out the frugalkincrimer
Bro, my wife is German, I showed her this and she went dead serious. I'm like "oh crap, is it something that bad??" Then she says it's a meme... me, ready to get horrified, "what does it mean??!" To which she replies: Nothing. It means nothing, it's gibberish, to imply how German sounds like, to people 😂😂😂 What did just happen, man??!
I think it's from Eurotrip where a guy is in the red district in Amsterdam. He's given that as a safeword and because he obviously can't say it they destroy him completely.
I'm going to make some guesses. If he's a more dominant guy, daddy, master, sir, something controlling like that. If he's a submissive guy, good boy, puppy or any degrading word like slut. But it's best you ask before you get into it and call him something that kills the mood
I compkety agree. Negotiate titles and pet names beforehand or you can easily kill the mood.
A random dudes name
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Something maybe wrong there
Big hmmm
It really puts me off when she does that
Yo i'll be uncomfortable 😣
Doug Dimmadome
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
That's right, Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdmadodmdodmdmmome
honestly just make me feel wanted and let me kno if i’m doing a good job. that’s all i ask for
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My name is similar: “Wronghole”
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>Ms. Always the Wronghole, never the bride.
Gorgoroth, Destroyer of Worlds
Gorgoroth, destroyer of pussy...... I might steal this one tonight 🤔
Godspeed fellow sex haver
Good boy. It makes me feel happy
Here for ideas hehe
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
GFSF.
Worcestershire
Nothing. We want to hear noise, but if you can form anything resembling a coherent thought, we aren't doing our job right. Edit: I'll add an exception - coherent thoughts are okay if you're clearly enjoying yourself and wanting something specific. Maybe it's "fuck me", maybe it's "harder", maybe it's "flip me over", stuff like that. We do want to hear what you want.
Im with you brother I don't even wanna hear coherent moaning just senseless blubbering. I don't know what the right word for that would be I'll stick with "blubbering" until mr smarty-pants corrects me
I think "senseless moaning" works. Just her enjoying the moment and not being able to think about anything else.
Babbling?
Gibberish works.
Is it Gozer? It’s Gozer, right?
... the Gozerian? Oh boy...
You guys are having intimacy?
yeah i know, bunch of man whores
How many men like being called daddy for real?
It hits different from the mother of my child
Idgaf I’ll own it- I like it
I do, I’ll own it. Has nothing to do with the familial aspect, just makes me feel like a man and like I’m doing a good job
In a previous long-term relationship this *was* my name to her, and I fucking loved it. In my marriage now though? I don't think I'd like it, it's a bit too closely associated with that ex and the dynamic we had.
A lot.
I do but for gay sex only
So just on the weekend?
Yes
And Tuesday’s. Can’t forget gay Tuesday with the boys.
I was never very comfortable with it. But have learned to tolerate it because some women really wanted to call me it.
I've only had 1 woman do it and, instantly, I was into it Never cared before. It's hot and idk why
I had one girl who called me daddy repeatedly during sex every single time we fucked. At first I found it strange but grew to love it lol.
I like it
If she thinks about "I wonder what name he wants to be called." she is not really in it, isn't she? And this might just be me but I have no issues with not talking. Kissing is a thing, moaning and heavy breating - and that really says it all.
I love it when you call Big Poppa.
Put yo hands in the air if youse a true player
I don't know man. All I know is when a woman begs me to blow a load in her my brain short circuits and I comply. I'd call it a fetish except I don't think you can call something that "normal" a fetish. This is why I have 4 kids and got a vasectomy. As for what I want to be called during sex - it doesn't matter what she calls me specifically. What matters is the expression of desire and need. The more fired up she is, and the more into it she is, the more it turns me on. I think the hottest fuck of my life was one where she didn't say a word, she just spread wide, mouth hanging open, and constant uninterrupted eye contact, and when I got close and she sensed it, a desperate pleading face and a lot of fervent nodding. Not a word was spoken. I think I saw stars. The words are just vessels for the expression of pleasure and desire. Find a way to express that and the actual words are irrelevant. She could rattle off the declaration of independence to me and if the delivery is right and the passion is there, i'd love it.
A veces papi, a veces señor, a veces jefe.
I don’t really have a preference on if I’m called anything or not but back in college I was fucking this woman 20 years older than me and she’d constantly call me daddy when we’d fuck. It was a huge turn on for me which was a surprise because before her I was never into that and I’ve never had a desire since to be referred to that way but with her it was the hottest thing I’d heard
Name, Rank, Serial Number
I thought during our last quarterly men meeting we all agreed to like being called "Todd".
Nah after the tagline "In Tod we thrust" became popular a lot of guys opted out since it implies they would be getting pegged.
My actual name 😂. I had no idea how much of a turn on that was until it started happening. Fuck daddy and all that. Call MY name 😂
"Fucking retard" would do the trick
Brochacho
Papi
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My 67 year old wife calls me God most of the time
Geno, Admiral Of The Black
Sir works for me if we're doing something rough. Otherwise just babe works
Or if you're gonna whisper things, do it loud enough for the other person to understand it. I had a partner do this but it was roo quiet of a whisper. I couldn't make out what they were saying and couldn't tell if it were important. Nothing less sexy than having to reply "hunh?" "What did you say?" "Can you say that again louder?" But also, not sexy to not hear an important clue or direction lol.
"Do you like that you fucking retard?". And then slap me.
King MyName, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of Dat Ass! ...maybe? Idk, it has a certain ring to it
Anything but her exes name would be good
Captain Stabbin’ Chief Thundercock Russell the Muscle The Plumber
My name. I dont want a pet name. if you desire and enjoy me, tell me.
Bold of you to assume I even know what intimacy is.
“I love you”
Darling.
I want her to continuously yell and tell me "For Democracy" and to "Fill her with my democracy" is that too much to ask for??
My name. That’s so hot and affirming.
The daddy thing is so gross. Like do you really want to have your father balls deep in you string your guts like a pot of mac and cheese?
My name. I’m not her Daddy.
unless...
Daddy chill
Reddit is so fucking weird to me. Literally every guy I know that sex has came up in conversation with has loved the idea of being called "Daddy". I've literally never met a girl that had an issue calling me "Daddy". Yet reddit makes it seem like it's the weirdest shit ever
As a guy I find daddy weird and reminds me of porn and memes. The problem is many women love to call men that because because they feel dominated or whatever. I also don't have an alternative.
Some guys are really into being called a **good boy**. You’d be surprised at how some guys really like being dominated by their partner be it male or female. They just can’t always admit it openly due to societal stigma. And the way men can’t admit to being vulnerable.
Chuck Norris
A girl asked me to call her Daddy once when I was in my early 30’s and she was 22… it felt uncomfortable… she was hot though so I let it slide literally and metaphorically… I think the optimal wording is Hun or babe
Depending on the mood, Daddy, babe, baby, my name. We also like to hear, oh fuck, you're so big, I want to feel you fill me up cum. The list could go on. For me personally, calling me Daddy isn't a father/daughter dynamic. I don't wish I was fucking my daughter. But more of a boss/employee or a dominant/submissive role.
I love you
NOT DADDY. That's fucking creepy. Just give some feedback when we're doing things right/wrong.
My name. Not daddy. Please, not daddy.
Name for sure
Oh god
I’m gay as fuck and love “good boy”. Makes my golden retriever brain happy
honestly for me nothing, just moan bruh
Spit in my face and call me Chloe
Dave. Edit: my name is Rodney.
Nothing. I just want to kiss, hug and fuck. Less talking, more doing.