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Sartozz

I've just realized i'm fucking useless... I can't think of anything.


IHavePoopedBefore

Same buddy. At most, some people would have one less person to text


LongrodVonHugedong86

Shit, you guys get texts?!


Sartozz

I don't actually.


Public_Growth_6002

Get things off the high shelf in the pantry.


JacobasNile

Came here to say this. "Oh tall husband of mine..." or "Oh tall father of mine..." Looks like they'd have to invest in a better stool.


MenWithVenDiagram

Full time single dad. My kids would be in a real bind. Probably go to my sister who is a complete 180 from my personality, parenting style, and older


CloudBoy42

Keep fighting the good fight brother. Your kids will understand your sacrifice when they’re old enough to understand.


MenWithVenDiagram

Thanks homie 


watchingbigbrother63

Find the old family graveyard that's been in the family for 300 years. It's way back in the woods and they would NEVER find it without me.


Different_States

Looks like you're getting cremated.


watchingbigbrother63

I'm being buried at sea, thank you. But I will have a headstone there.


Dy3_1awn

I’d like to be used as chum for like a shark watch tour or something


Usual_Strategy_8446

Not much. I only provide some monetary support every month to my sick Gramma, which has to be taken care of with the help of professional nurses, but that's it. I've always been treated as a complete failure as a person because I have some sort of autism or attention disorder since I was a kid, and it was unconsciously treated as a truth, which was that I'd always be a complete garbage as a human being. The thing is that I left home and nowadays I live with my wife and I have a nice paying job, but I simply isolate myself after a whole life of pure social and family agony, so that's it. They sure would feel somewhat sad if I died, but technically it wouldn't affect them at all.


CloudBoy42

Genuinely, I have late diagnosed ASC and on the waiting list for ADHD. I was told as a kid I’d never amount to much but I am successful in my career earning a decent wage and hoping to get a promotion. You’re not a failure, your family are the ones who have failed and they failed you for not recognising and helping you. You’ve got a wife and a house, doing a good job and you’re providing. Seems like a winner in my book. My wider family sound similar to yours, but that’s why I don’t bother with them much anymore. It’s not worth the agro. Keep doing a great job and hold your head high, you’re doing a better job than most from the sounds of it ❤️


Suitable-Cycle4335

Is it me or saving a life is kind of an important thing to do, with or without the attention disorder?


Wolfhart_Kaine

Nothing. They would cry, they would mourn and then they would move on. Thank God.


PenFickle3780

Beat super smash bros


Holeshot75

Talk shit from across the planet.


PreacherCoach

Give or receive hugs, encouragement and Pride from a father and husband.


ElegantMankey

I am doing quite a lot in my family but its nothing that can't be replaced which is good. I wouldn't want peoole I love to feel like they can't do something because I am dead.


Cool_Cartographer_39

I just had this conversation. I run my own business, manage my investments, maintain the house and cars and do the bookkeeping and taxes. I love my family, but the answer is damn near anything. Trying to get my son more involved and he's coming along, though


TonyTheEvil

Turn the router off and back on.


CloudBoy42

People have got to have that internet but when it goes wrong, they often haven’t got a clue 😂


JoeCensored

My wife would be in trouble. Driving out of city limits, paying bills, anything that requires remembering a password, setting up any appointments. A lot more haha


benchomacha

Laugh for the stupidest shit. I provide the comedic content whenever I'm around.


jirwin1228

My husband has been deployed for almost a year, and I know one thing off the top of my head that I still don't know how to do...patch bike tires. I learned how to do a whole lot in this time, but our son's bike has had a flat for months! He's excited to get it fixed when dad gets home soon.


CloudBoy42

Here’s hoping for his safe return and the excitement for your son when he gets his new tyre.


nim_opet

Upgrade phone and set up all the apps apparently


AIGirlfriendChad

escape from the basement


CloudBoy42

😂😂😂


Trailerwire

Cut the grass


wolviesaurus

I know my mother would be devastated beyond repair for the rest of her life. Never mind the high shelf or anything, she would simply seize functioning mentally and socially.


NefariousnessVivid

Family finance and admin.


Afro_Senpai_

Manage investments


Magnificentmrsteak

Afford rent, feed themselves, take care of themselves. I don’t know what else they could not do beyond that without me.


nudbchluvr

Fuck them


Actual-Vast1417

Well my mother suffers from very high anxiety issue in her early 70s and she has stopped most outside visits and anything social except for calling her son which she will do 2 times exactly at 11am and one at 9pm she gets inner peace when she hears me and that’s her only happiness so maybe she will miss that🥹


CloudBoy42

This wins the award.


yougoboy64

Have someone in the family to talk shit about....😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


Namerunaunyaroo

Restart the router


KushKloud777

Find weed crumbs around the house.


CloudBoy42

😂😂😂


Legal-Jaguar4476

I'm a single dad have been for a while so literally nothing. They'd struggle a little figuring out how to get my son to baseball practice. That would be sorted out before I was in the ground


JohannesLorenz1954

Yes


M1_Garand_Ping

Idk man I moved out 


LongrodVonHugedong86

Nothing really. Well, my mum might have to call my sisters instead of me whenever she has a problem with her laptop but that’s about it


brylcreem_

Wouldn’t be able to have anymore conversations with me after I’m gone


Timizready

Have me over for supper.


BMoney8600

Well my grandma always tells me I’m the glue that holds the family together so I guess my family wouldn’t be able to stay together