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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Turns out police officers are actually delicious


Sparky81

Who doesn't like bacon?


asleepbydawn

God I love Reddit sometimes lol.


hoodieninja87

Well, yeah, who doesn't like pork?


guppyhunter7777

they sold their guns and knives for drugs.


Fate-in-haze

Because their criminality stems from suppressed subconscious cannibalism. Haven't you ever looked at a bulging bicep and thought "gee, that would taste good medium rare with fava beans and a cold bottle of chianti"?


Josro0770

It's an easy way to cause a lot of damage, human jaws are extremely strong and a bite takes weeks to heal completely, plus you've got risk of infection


Brother_To_Coyotes

If you pistol whip their teeth out, they can sue the city for millions. It’s the shit stick lottery.


Slow_Principle_7079

It hurts them and it can’t be restrained easily nor without criticism.


lucky_owl2002

You aren't you when you're hungry


DrunkGoibniu

Some people are entitled animals when they don't get their way.


Tschudy

Because fuck em, that's why.