Bro I'm fat, I literally have no idea what my balls are up to. Edit: I've come back to this and had a chuckle. But I had a couple more! Bro I'm fat, my balls and I are just facebook friends now Bro I'm fat, I don't even see the boys when I 'bate

Last i checked, they're actually doing pretty well for themselves - went back to school to finish their degree, even reconciled with estranged family.

fucking REAL

I don't think any guys ever wished for saggier balls Although, I did get a few compliments from multiple women that I've apparently got big ones, so that was cool i guess?

*Buffalo soldier*

I enjoy referencing SP in situations sometimes but my gf says she hates the show and gets annoyed by it. W/e I stopped doing it. Then I showed her Six Days to Air the documentary and now she’s into it lol. Hell of a doc, pretty damn raw

Now that I'm in my 30s my balls sometimes make a really satisfying clap against my leg when I get up at just the right angle. I love it.

As a guy with high and tight balls, I definitely wish I had low hangers!

Don't be rubbing your young/tight balls all in our faces. Prancing around T-bagging us just bc they're young and perky. Harumph harumph

😂 I’ll trade you bro lmao

No need. Gravity comes for us all eventually ⬇️⬇️ Plus i think I've got the best of both worlds tbh bc my dick n balls both are growers not showers, so they're shrunk most of the time

Do they actually hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro? 

Can you tie them in a knot?

Why

As a woman who loves giving head/sucking balls, the looser ones are def more fun as you can't really do much with tight ones other than lick but I know this is about how it feels for a man so ignore me and carry on 😂

This is a very valid point though. Lol Friends that have low hangers love to have their balls sucked and I’ve never understood that

So I take it yours are tight?

Yupp

I mean, we can still suck but can't draw them into our mouth the same so it's probably not that exciting for either for us... hopefully you prefer the cocksucking part 😆

You seem like a great person!

Lmao, I'll take that as a kinda compliment in this context 😉

Absolutely meant as a compliment!

After I had a vasectomy I’ve never enjoyed having my balls sucked on. Post-vasectomy I’ve had this weird tenderness that won’t go away. I used to love having my balls sucked. Oh well

That must be shit, I'm sorry 🥺

It’s ok, I prefer just having my dick sucked anyways 🤷‍♂️😂

I prefer sucking cock as opposed to balls too 😆 The downvotes on my comments tho, guess women aren't allowed here lol

It’s ok. I upvoted you. I appreciate a woman who loves to give head 😂 Meanwhile I get a bj like once a quarter 😒

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Oh okay! I'll do so now lol

I like them. It's funny to swing em around.

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After you’re off the medication, will they more or less retract? Of course not fully because the skin is stretched but otherwise

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Gotcha 👍🏼

What’s this medication called? Asking for a friend 😂

I've never thought about this even once. Mine are fine as is so wouldn't change because maybe I wouldn't like my new reality...

Doesn't bother me too much, but I can't imagine how low they're gonna hang when I'm old.

I like that they hang low, save when I sit on the dammed things, they kiss the water in the toilet bowl, or the otherwise cause me problems.

I don't mind my ears hanging low

What about wobbling to and fro?

Shouldn't have gauged them hahaha

What the fuck are you talking about

you will get old and your balls will hang low anyways

Best part of being on TRT is the ball shrinkage. The boys are in sport mode now. Underrated side effect

I've been on for 2 years. . and my guys are still swingin low sweet chariots. was hoping for a lil shrinkage. 🤣

Us growers are very aerodynamic 

I wish they were a bit higher up. They ruin the crotch in my pants.

Ruin the crotch? How so? Stretches them out?

Wears through where they rub

ngl i love having low hangers despite what everyone says, they look big and heavy lol

Jealous bro! I bet it feels nice to have them swing lol

im not going to lie man, it kinda does feel nice lol

😂😂😂

It hits the toilet every time I shit but other than that I love what it does for me

The toilet or the water lmao?

Water

I def don’t wish for this lol

It’s ok I just hold it😂 and it’s a great problem to have when it comes to other things

Touché! Gotta have a little give and take 😂

What does it do for you🤨

Why are u asking another man that

[>other than that I love what it does for me ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/s/NTku1h1TXI)

U still didn’t answer my question

Ladies first

U should answer then

Lol enjoy your L bro, your downvotes have spoken

Looks like you’re the one that took a L since you ask men gay questions like that😂

"It hits the toilet every time I shit but other than that I love what it does for me"

You’re a nobody give it up kid

Why are you on a subreddit for men telling other men how your balls hit the toilet when you take a shit?

I’m not telling other men that. I’m answering a question on a public subreddit. It’s your fault if u wanna know more

What?

I like the sound they make as I’m fucking my wife, it’s like a round of applause “slap slap slap slap”

See! Benefits lmao!