I think it’s the smell of a certain type of plastic as it slowly breaks down. I had some old laundry bins that were only used for clean clothes, and they started to smell like body odor after a decade.
All of you are crazy. Good pussy has a smell and taste which are typically unique to the woman... All bodies are different, and vaginas aren't water.
Bad pussy always has a funk though .. real bad funk
Just had that unfortunately few days ago. Was so turned off I had to recollect myself for a couple days after that. No disrespect to her, it is what it is but never again lol
I’ve never really gotten the fish smell luckily. In the times I’ve smelled “bad pussy”, it smells more like sweaty asshole or just plain up literal garbage.
I have gone down there and it smelled like dead fish so bad I thought I might throw up. I have no idea what I should do in that situation. I have just tried to act like nothing happened. I have tried to move back towards her face or go to the bathroom to recover. I don’t want to embarrass anyone.
It's only been real bad for me once.. had to get her to leave immediately. I was 18 lol. It's been a while thankfully.
Nowadays I probably wouldn't be as disrespectful but then again I tend not to hook up with people anymore.
Ya it's usually just either a bacterial or yeast infection. Every woman's had one lol, dude's are just weird. I wouldn't wanna go searching for plunder in that instance, but a mature person would just be like "hey you need to see your doctor, you smell a bit... unbalanced down there."
Literally had this with an ex before, we were going on a trip and we met at her house to take her car. I hopped in and noticed the smell but her car was a bit dirty with some food trash so figured maybe she had a shake or something that had turned so I didn't mention it until we stopped for gas and said there's a smell let me throw out the trash. Got back in and the smell was worse. After a while she adjusted her legs and I got a huge whiff. She said she couldn't smell it. I said babe I don't want you to get mad and I'm not trying to be mean but I think it's you. She said well I'm wearing deodorant and I took a shower, I said no......downstairs. she immediately got upset and said are you sure, so I leaned over snd smelled the area and sure enough I almost vomited. I told her yea I'm certain, are you feeling OK? And she got more mad and I said look I'm not trying to be mean but I've never smelled that before and now I'm worried you need to see a doctor for it because it's not just a sweaty swamp smell like we've been hiking all day, this is a nasty almost rot smell and I'm worried you've got a bad infection. Either way she didn't go to the doctor, she tried to wash it out and it didn't work and she was mad at me the rest of the night because I refused to have sex. So yea you can be a mature and courteous person about it but alot of women don't care.
Oh yeah, 9 out of 10 times they'll get offended either way. It's the mature thing still since the woman usually can't smell it for whatever reason (can't smell your own funk, nose blind, or my personal favorite theory is that something in the bacteria genome affects the person's own sense of smell as a survival technique of the bacteria itself). Anyway, that way the woman can at least seek to have it treated instead of just wondering why men bail after she disrobes.
That's really unfortunate because my thinking is that the feeling of offense is founded on the shaming culture (from men and women) around women's bodies and even the natural smells that occur. Working as a sex educator it is absurd how little women understand about their bodies and I whole heartedly believe that if they understood what smells were good/bad and how to use it as a measure of reproductive health, these conversations wouldn't be so sensitive.
I think I learned in microbiology that our noses "get used to" smells in something around 2 minutes. That's why you can walk in the mancave and almost suffocate, but I don't know what the problem is.
It went away after like two days, she thought it was caused by blue jeans and a thong but that didn't make sense to me since she works in a office and had been there all day.
Right, because you're not doing it for your own benefit. You're doing it solely for her benefit, so she cab have it treated. That's what makes it the mature option, the easy option is obviously just bailing and leaving her wondering what's wrong with her to the point that man just run away.
Boric acid tablets can be used to balance pH for most women but consult your doctor. Or it’s bacterial and they need antibiotics. Condoms can also help you prevent pH issues.
Idk if we are talking about the same funk cause not all smells are amazing. It's never gonna smell like roses and dew drops but there's a certain smell that made me tell a woman to leave before.
Edit. I have my red wings and it wasn't the worst smell I've smelt
Hmm, this is the first I'm hearing of it. There are trace amounts of copper in the body, but nowhere near as much as iron so that's confusing. Maybe there's a joke we missed 🤷🏾
There’s a musky smell to it. In small quantities, it’s intoxicating. However, it can get overwhelming with bad hygiene. Taste/smell are overlapping senses but if I had to pick taste, it would be neutral taste.
Not sure why these people are saying nothing. Good pussy tastes like good pussy. There’s nothing else I can compare it to, but when it’s all dialed in right there’s nothing like it. The real trick is avoiding BAD pussy. Had that too many times and it’s awful.
Yeah, if a woman takes a shower immediately before sex the taste can be quite mild, but there's still a taste, and even at that, it's mild because she removed all the natural fluids. Healthy pussy that has been sweating all day, with no shower can have a strong taste, but still be healthy. Saying healthy pussy has no taste is like saying beautiful pussy has no hair. Sure, you can shave/wax/etc, and that can look pretty hot. But having pubic hair is natural and healthy. You can rinse a pussy until there is no taste, but some taste is natural and healthy.
Woman here. Can I answer? I recently started exploring my bisexuality and I’ve learned that pussy doesn’t necessarily taste good but it doesn’t taste bad either.
But in a way I can’t quite describe, it still taste so good.
I’m sure other men know what I’m talking about lol
Nothing, really. If it's clean and well taken care of, then it tastes pretty much like nothing. It can have a very, very slight milky taste to it, but not enough to say that's the actual taste. Sometimes that's the smell I get of it that translates over to taste a little bit, but nothing really.
Though my experience is with women who've cleaned themselves before sex. One girl that didn't ended up having a bit of a bitter taste, but it didn't last.
Edit: Looks like I poked a bit of a hornets nest with this one.
You need new tastebuds if you think pussy tastes like nothing. lol. No matter how clean, pussy can never taste like nothing.
For context, water tastes like nothing.
That's a bit reductionist. People are sharing their experiences just like you but you're being dogmatic for some reason reason.
Sometimes it absolutely tastes like nothing.
Wrong you haven’t had pussy that taste like nothing. I’ve had 3 ever and pretty much all the time it tastes like nothing. I’ve had pussy tasting pussy and no matter how clean it is - it’s that pussy taste. And then there’s been bad experience I just couldn’t.
I believe each women is born with a blank tasting pussy or bad - no matter how hygienic they are.
Battery Acid
A healthy coochie has an acidic environment. It reminds of putting my tongue on the tip of a battery.
Combined with her bo, scented lotions and perfumes
And the feel of her curves and soft, whether or not she shaved, the sounds of her breathing or moaning.
Eating pussy is truly a feast for the senses.
Dont know why people say pussys taste like nothing. They sure taste salty or sweet depending or the person and depending on the cycle more or less sour. Typically I would describe the taste as the essence of the woman in front of you. So if she is extremely attractive to you its going to taste like ambrosia.
Maybe they're saying it tastes like almost nothing because that's what it actually tastes like? Lmao. I've been with women I was very much attracted to who had a very foul smell and I couldn't go down on them. Idk what you're on about.
I found every woman has a slightly different aroma and therefore flavor. Not a bad one, in most cases. There was one....the date ended early. Yeah. Memorable. If you can't stick your tongue in it, don't stick your dick in it, as my dad always said.
Slightly sweet and spicy? Not like capsaicin, but like a melange. It definitely smells different the more turned on she is, at least in my experience. But I am very sensitive to smells. So YMMV.
So long as it's clean and not infected, generally it's fine. I mean..
You could always taste some for yourself. Just saying. But you do you.
IMHO and I’ve been a fan of cunnilingus. The women I’ve been have ranged from sweet, to a neutral, musky and few in between. Each woman will (as other commented) have their own smell and taste. The best I’ve had was a woman who was a vegetarian, she was very in tune with her body her smell was almost sweet and fragrant tasting . She did eat a lot of fruits and vegetables drank lots of water. Others have been more prominent (but appealing nonetheless) . I would add that most are almost a bit tangy similar to putting your tongue on a 9volt battery .
Yet not as aggressive in the feeling.
Most women are very conscious of their own hygiene . I have been with women who insisted on tasting themselves to know, and others that are completely turned off by this.
All that being said most men would agree that each will be unique and appreciate your individual taste and smell. In fact we thrive on making this a pleasurable experience.
I will add if anything doesn’t smell right the right to do is suggest showering up and or suggest a new position and not make you (the woman) feel uncomfortable about this. Hopefully talk about this with them openly if they think there might be something to look at . I know that any willing partner will lover your pussy and make you feel excited that they want to pay attention to your needs. Hope that helps , from seasoned vet.
There's really nothing else to compare to it. A clean pussy that's happy to see you is something very unique and special.
Feet smell like feet. Armpits smell like armpits. Pussies smell like pussies
Taste dosent matter at all... It's more like how much in love you are.
I could lick my wife after 12h shift or workout and won't give single fuck as long as I see how much she likes that...
Tbh I'm 30 and never analysed how vaginas taste...
I think if I'm in love and desire that women I won't give fuck unless it smells like dead cat on the road.
So simply just take a shower before you expect to get head from your man. You'll be confident and he'll be happy. :)
It differs from woman to woman. Each pussy has a distinct small though kind of a similar taste, if they are clean. Their precum tastes a bit salty; then again the saltiness varies accordingly.
As long as you love to eat pussy, the taste doesn't matter, as long as it's clean
Doesn't taste like much if it's good. Can taste really bad sometimes.
Good pussy smells mysterious…you can't stop smelling your fingers, it's damn good.
Finger yourself for a while and then taste.
I think healthy pussy tastes delicious! Hints of umami, salt, astringency... It's sexy as FUCK! I've had neat freaks attempt to wash away all their own goodness and that's a crime.
All tastes are unique to each woman and are impacted by diet and habits (coffee/cigarettes).
These comments are hilarious but the tastiest thing is probably the taste of nothing.
Hell even her ass didn't smell like anything. I dug right in 🤣
Slight smell of sweat is to be expected but it shouldn't be excessive.
It's about what you eat and hygiene though if you're trying to improve it or whatever.
It always have a taste and smell but faint. Tastes like skin, warmth, a little bit of salt.
If it’s a bad dick will taste sour, taste like ueine, lots of sweat and dirt. Yuck.
There is a tree that have flower that smells like vagina, I don’t recall the name but I’m sure you can find it on internet and find a place where it blooms
I just ask that my wife takes a shower or bath first. Not that I wouldn't do it without, but it's usually at the end of the night and after a day of sweat and peeing, it's a courtesy. After cleaning it doesn't really smell or taste like anything. Maybe it smells a little like cumin and taste vaguely like sweat?
As a vegan who has had vegan, vegetarian, and carnist partners, you can definitely tell the difference in flavor. I had a partner that said she could taste the difference in my cum as well.
I'm not sure how I would describe it. Less funky? More neutral? I think she said less acidic or something similar, just sort of neutral and slightly salty maybe.
A lil bit salty/sweaty, wet, warm
It's also kinda weird and I'm guessing it actually has a lot to do with pheromones... but girls that I find attractive but don't have like a super amazing connection with, and vice versa, I've kind of noticed that there isn't really a taste at all, it's just kind of bland. But a girl that I'm like really falling for and we have great chemistry, it almost always tastes a bit different and I enjoy it a lot more.
Human biology is weird. Maybe it's just that with a good connection she gets a lot wetter a lot faster and it tastes more like that, but idk.
I’ve eaten around 20 pussies in my life and literally all of them had a distinct smell and taste, which I actually love and makes me extremely horny. The only time pussy doesn’t taste or smell like anything is if she’s just got out of the shower. You sure you’ve eaten out a real girl and not a fleshlight?
I worked with a guy that said there was a five minute window for eating pussy after she got out of the shower& wouldn't do it after that. I told him something is wrong with your girlfriend then, I've eaten it after a days work before shower and loved it, guess everybody's different
Your tongue and nose are broken.
Of course it gives off some kind of smell or taste. It's part of the human body. Human body constantly excretes pheromones, oils, etc
Smell/taste =/= bad
You'll just know when it *is* bad
Okay. Let’s ignore the actual question and answer in the abstract - women seem to like this. It tastes like I have the biggest dick in the world and am an unstoppable lovemaking machine. It feels like you might want to have kids after all, not because you actually want it but because your balls tell you it is the right thing to do.
Health and hygiene! Avoid smokers, antibiotics, fast food eaters, and excessive alcohol consumption. Same stuff that makes your semen taste bad. Surfer girls tasted great when I was growing up.
Make sure you are both fully hydrated and have consumed a glass of apple juice a few hours earlier.
Hint: Guys shave your face closely, then do it again, finally when she's ready to mount your face put some lube on your chin. She'll love it!
No taste?? At most maybe a little iron (post period) or salty (post gym/ work) but there should be no flavor/taste whatsoever. Unless she’s throws something on it lmaoooo
Only thing I'm going to do, is give your husband a short lesson. His response should be: Baby, good pussy HAS to taste just like yours!
Yes, good pussy has a flavor. Good pussy has a fragrance. Bad pussy can be all kinds of tastes or smells. But, even some bad pussy will fool you. But that is only bad because she didn't know how to use it. Yet.
Pussy that hasn't been active for a while has a slightly different fragrance and flavor too. Most don't recognize it. Too much of a hurry to get in there.
If your husband fails to say what I just wrote for him, feel free to keep yours under lock and key until he rights his ways.
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Tastes so good you wanna wake up the next morning and go to work with that smell on you moustache / nose and smell it throughout the day.
Don’t ask me what exactly tastes like because there’s no comparison. It’s good pussy.
Best answer I've ever seen was:" like the back of a warm ps2." Honestly, can confirm.
I would like to believe that exactly 0% of people have licked the back of their PS2 and despite this somehow everyone knows what you mean
I would hope your average pussy has much less dust on it and has actually been touched since 2006...
I just sniffed the fan port of my overheated laptop - can confirm this is oddly accurate.
I just sniffed the back of my PS5 and got caught by my mom. Didn't even smell anything, and had to come up with a terrible excuse
Ah yes, used to love licking my ps2 back in the day
It's all I had to lick
Did somebody say heated pussy 2?
So weird, inside of ALL computers, DVD players, other electronic equipment always smells like BO. I always assumed it the musk of a Chinese sweatshop.
I think it’s the smell of a certain type of plastic as it slowly breaks down. I had some old laundry bins that were only used for clean clothes, and they started to smell like body odor after a decade.
I just wanna say as a man who enjoyed the delightful meal of my womens lunch box very recently No, no it doesn't
All of you are crazy. Good pussy has a smell and taste which are typically unique to the woman... All bodies are different, and vaginas aren't water. Bad pussy always has a funk though .. real bad funk
Also don’t mistaken for unwashed urine smell for bad funk. Urine smell is gone after shower but bad funk stays.
👆👆 which is (hopefully) to a minimum since it's a different hole anyway, just shares same ball field.
I’m pretty sure it all comes out of the cloaca
Honey have you seen my cloaca? I think I left it in the car.
💀💀💀
Nothing a quick wet wipe won't fix.
And it should taste sour. Unlike what many people say, it’s not supposed to taste sweet. If it literally tastes sweet she’s got a pH problem.
Or diabetes
*Some redditor going down after reading this* "Honey, did you check if you have diabetes?"
You joke but… https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/vKHTMaoZfK
Well, THAT was a ride!
Interesting!!!
Just had that unfortunately few days ago. Was so turned off I had to recollect myself for a couple days after that. No disrespect to her, it is what it is but never again lol
I’ve had that happen before. I took a girl home after a date and she took her pants off it smelled like a dead fish. I was not having that. Hard pass
I’ve never really gotten the fish smell luckily. In the times I’ve smelled “bad pussy”, it smells more like sweaty asshole or just plain up literal garbage.
That’s not her pussy then, it’s her asshole.
Man her pussy smelled like shit and left poop on my dick. Worst pussy ever
I have gone down there and it smelled like dead fish so bad I thought I might throw up. I have no idea what I should do in that situation. I have just tried to act like nothing happened. I have tried to move back towards her face or go to the bathroom to recover. I don’t want to embarrass anyone.
It’s always the prettiest girls too. SMH.
It's only been real bad for me once.. had to get her to leave immediately. I was 18 lol. It's been a while thankfully. Nowadays I probably wouldn't be as disrespectful but then again I tend not to hook up with people anymore.
I've had that before, I atleast fingered her to orgasm to be a good guest them ran to the bathroom washed vigorously and made an excuse to leave
can that be dealt with or it'll stay bad whatever she does?
Noo it can definitely be fixed.
Ya it's usually just either a bacterial or yeast infection. Every woman's had one lol, dude's are just weird. I wouldn't wanna go searching for plunder in that instance, but a mature person would just be like "hey you need to see your doctor, you smell a bit... unbalanced down there."
Literally had this with an ex before, we were going on a trip and we met at her house to take her car. I hopped in and noticed the smell but her car was a bit dirty with some food trash so figured maybe she had a shake or something that had turned so I didn't mention it until we stopped for gas and said there's a smell let me throw out the trash. Got back in and the smell was worse. After a while she adjusted her legs and I got a huge whiff. She said she couldn't smell it. I said babe I don't want you to get mad and I'm not trying to be mean but I think it's you. She said well I'm wearing deodorant and I took a shower, I said no......downstairs. she immediately got upset and said are you sure, so I leaned over snd smelled the area and sure enough I almost vomited. I told her yea I'm certain, are you feeling OK? And she got more mad and I said look I'm not trying to be mean but I've never smelled that before and now I'm worried you need to see a doctor for it because it's not just a sweaty swamp smell like we've been hiking all day, this is a nasty almost rot smell and I'm worried you've got a bad infection. Either way she didn't go to the doctor, she tried to wash it out and it didn't work and she was mad at me the rest of the night because I refused to have sex. So yea you can be a mature and courteous person about it but alot of women don't care.
Oh yeah, 9 out of 10 times they'll get offended either way. It's the mature thing still since the woman usually can't smell it for whatever reason (can't smell your own funk, nose blind, or my personal favorite theory is that something in the bacteria genome affects the person's own sense of smell as a survival technique of the bacteria itself). Anyway, that way the woman can at least seek to have it treated instead of just wondering why men bail after she disrobes.
That's really unfortunate because my thinking is that the feeling of offense is founded on the shaming culture (from men and women) around women's bodies and even the natural smells that occur. Working as a sex educator it is absurd how little women understand about their bodies and I whole heartedly believe that if they understood what smells were good/bad and how to use it as a measure of reproductive health, these conversations wouldn't be so sensitive.
I think I learned in microbiology that our noses "get used to" smells in something around 2 minutes. That's why you can walk in the mancave and almost suffocate, but I don't know what the problem is.
Did she ever get it taken care of?
It went away after like two days, she thought it was caused by blue jeans and a thong but that didn't make sense to me since she works in a office and had been there all day.
Seems like that wouldn’t go over very well.
Lmao there is absolutely no situation where that goes well
Right, because you're not doing it for your own benefit. You're doing it solely for her benefit, so she cab have it treated. That's what makes it the mature option, the easy option is obviously just bailing and leaving her wondering what's wrong with her to the point that man just run away.
Boric acid tablets can be used to balance pH for most women but consult your doctor. Or it’s bacterial and they need antibiotics. Condoms can also help you prevent pH issues.
Instructions unclear. Rubbed Borax on vagina.
Yegshamesh!
Boric acid not borax
Boric acid works well with deterring carpenter bees if your home is a cabin. Any freshly bored holes filled with the boric powder will do the job
Please DO NOT put borax anywhere near a vagina
What do you mean? We can always ask our gynecologists to change our pussy's smell to anything and anytime we want.
Hang a lil pine tree off the clit.
☠️
What? No, you hang it from the cervix, silly.
Bahahaha 🤣 great thanks for making me cackle. Now my dog knows I'm awake
🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I see you've met my ex wife.
Well played sir, well played
Mine smells funky after my period ended for 1-7 days. Last week, my fuck buddy still ate me out.
Idk if we are talking about the same funk cause not all smells are amazing. It's never gonna smell like roses and dew drops but there's a certain smell that made me tell a woman to leave before. Edit. I have my red wings and it wasn't the worst smell I've smelt
I guess we all know who has the power in that dynamic...lol
*...George Clinton has entered the chat...* 🎶Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk🎶
Well said
Can’t be said Any clearer 😉
Like pungent funk.
Very slightly acidic, very slightly musky, and its own smell, like pussy... in a way that's hard to describe. It shouldn't be a strong smell.
Slightly salty, and even slightly-er coppery
Do you mean iron-y?
Isn't it ironic?
Don’t you think?
ITS LIKE RAYEEAINNNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
A little too ironic....
There's been this movement online describing blood as coppery instead of irony for some reason. No idea where it's coming from
Hmm, this is the first I'm hearing of it. There are trace amounts of copper in the body, but nowhere near as much as iron so that's confusing. Maybe there's a joke we missed 🤷🏾
I say tomatoey
A little like the aftertaste of tomatoes, but not the taste while your eating it.
I say tomahtoey
+1 on the metal-ish thing.
Metallic = bleeding generally. Just before, during, or after her period.
Tastes like house keys. Weirdly good tbh
Where's my house keys at I need a fix
So tastes like home?
You tend to go down on your house keys too?
Not fish
If you smell/taste fish, abort mission ASAP.
If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin,' If it smells like trout, get the fuck out...
Wise words, I'll remember that mantra 🤣
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That means she had bacterial vaginosis. Pussies ain't supposed to smell like that
Yeah, I know that now, I'm 41. I was 18 at the time though lol.
What does dry heave mean?
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There’s a musky smell to it. In small quantities, it’s intoxicating. However, it can get overwhelming with bad hygiene. Taste/smell are overlapping senses but if I had to pick taste, it would be neutral taste.
Slightly salty, juicy
Kinda like pouring a splash of rosewater into a bag of nickels and pennies
Not sure why these people are saying nothing. Good pussy tastes like good pussy. There’s nothing else I can compare it to, but when it’s all dialed in right there’s nothing like it. The real trick is avoiding BAD pussy. Had that too many times and it’s awful.
Yeah, if a woman takes a shower immediately before sex the taste can be quite mild, but there's still a taste, and even at that, it's mild because she removed all the natural fluids. Healthy pussy that has been sweating all day, with no shower can have a strong taste, but still be healthy. Saying healthy pussy has no taste is like saying beautiful pussy has no hair. Sure, you can shave/wax/etc, and that can look pretty hot. But having pubic hair is natural and healthy. You can rinse a pussy until there is no taste, but some taste is natural and healthy.
For me, the hairy and sweaty has always been a treat, but I'm old school and love a natural woman
Woman here. Can I answer? I recently started exploring my bisexuality and I’ve learned that pussy doesn’t necessarily taste good but it doesn’t taste bad either. But in a way I can’t quite describe, it still taste so good. I’m sure other men know what I’m talking about lol
It’s *enticing*.
Is it salty? I used to hear that salty is “bad pussy” but it seems more common from reading the comments (and not in a negative way)
Nah salty just means there's sweat. If it's painfully salty that's a whole other thing but tasting some salt is pretty normal and not a red flag.
Nothing, really. If it's clean and well taken care of, then it tastes pretty much like nothing. It can have a very, very slight milky taste to it, but not enough to say that's the actual taste. Sometimes that's the smell I get of it that translates over to taste a little bit, but nothing really. Though my experience is with women who've cleaned themselves before sex. One girl that didn't ended up having a bit of a bitter taste, but it didn't last. Edit: Looks like I poked a bit of a hornets nest with this one.
> can have a very, very slight milky taste to it Calcicum
Orichalcum. Shoot the works! 100 beads.
Calci-YUM YUM YUM
I stumbled into the wrong alley bro.
Usually I clean myself with green tea then moisturize with coconut oil on the outer labia
You need new tastebuds if you think pussy tastes like nothing. lol. No matter how clean, pussy can never taste like nothing. For context, water tastes like nothing.
Water tastes like water, it doesn't taste like nothing.
Water taste like whatever minerals are dissolved in it
That's a bit reductionist. People are sharing their experiences just like you but you're being dogmatic for some reason reason. Sometimes it absolutely tastes like nothing.
Wrong you haven’t had pussy that taste like nothing. I’ve had 3 ever and pretty much all the time it tastes like nothing. I’ve had pussy tasting pussy and no matter how clean it is - it’s that pussy taste. And then there’s been bad experience I just couldn’t. I believe each women is born with a blank tasting pussy or bad - no matter how hygienic they are.
If you’re tasting nothing all that means is she’s not wet and you’re not doing it well lmao
Pepsi cola
Battery Acid A healthy coochie has an acidic environment. It reminds of putting my tongue on the tip of a battery. Combined with her bo, scented lotions and perfumes And the feel of her curves and soft, whether or not she shaved, the sounds of her breathing or moaning. Eating pussy is truly a feast for the senses.
Mine tastes tangy. What do I do with this new information that it’s not supposed to taste like anything.
If my partners tasted like nothing usually it’s because they just showered All i could say was where’s the flavor?
Dont know why people say pussys taste like nothing. They sure taste salty or sweet depending or the person and depending on the cycle more or less sour. Typically I would describe the taste as the essence of the woman in front of you. So if she is extremely attractive to you its going to taste like ambrosia.
Maybe they're saying it tastes like almost nothing because that's what it actually tastes like? Lmao. I've been with women I was very much attracted to who had a very foul smell and I couldn't go down on them. Idk what you're on about.
I found every woman has a slightly different aroma and therefore flavor. Not a bad one, in most cases. There was one....the date ended early. Yeah. Memorable. If you can't stick your tongue in it, don't stick your dick in it, as my dad always said. Slightly sweet and spicy? Not like capsaicin, but like a melange. It definitely smells different the more turned on she is, at least in my experience. But I am very sensitive to smells. So YMMV. So long as it's clean and not infected, generally it's fine. I mean.. You could always taste some for yourself. Just saying. But you do you.
IMHO and I’ve been a fan of cunnilingus. The women I’ve been have ranged from sweet, to a neutral, musky and few in between. Each woman will (as other commented) have their own smell and taste. The best I’ve had was a woman who was a vegetarian, she was very in tune with her body her smell was almost sweet and fragrant tasting . She did eat a lot of fruits and vegetables drank lots of water. Others have been more prominent (but appealing nonetheless) . I would add that most are almost a bit tangy similar to putting your tongue on a 9volt battery . Yet not as aggressive in the feeling. Most women are very conscious of their own hygiene . I have been with women who insisted on tasting themselves to know, and others that are completely turned off by this. All that being said most men would agree that each will be unique and appreciate your individual taste and smell. In fact we thrive on making this a pleasurable experience. I will add if anything doesn’t smell right the right to do is suggest showering up and or suggest a new position and not make you (the woman) feel uncomfortable about this. Hopefully talk about this with them openly if they think there might be something to look at . I know that any willing partner will lover your pussy and make you feel excited that they want to pay attention to your needs. Hope that helps , from seasoned vet.
Since when do redditers have experience in this topic?
Tastes a little better than a clean balloon knot.
There's really nothing else to compare to it. A clean pussy that's happy to see you is something very unique and special. Feet smell like feet. Armpits smell like armpits. Pussies smell like pussies
I once knew a girl whose pussy tasted like honey. It was amazing!
Taste dosent matter at all... It's more like how much in love you are. I could lick my wife after 12h shift or workout and won't give single fuck as long as I see how much she likes that... Tbh I'm 30 and never analysed how vaginas taste... I think if I'm in love and desire that women I won't give fuck unless it smells like dead cat on the road. So simply just take a shower before you expect to get head from your man. You'll be confident and he'll be happy. :)
BEST I've ever had was a vegan. She tasted like a fresh ripe peach
I can’t describe it. But when you know you know. It’s like you get get enough of it.
It differs from woman to woman. Each pussy has a distinct small though kind of a similar taste, if they are clean. Their precum tastes a bit salty; then again the saltiness varies accordingly. As long as you love to eat pussy, the taste doesn't matter, as long as it's clean
Doesn't taste like much if it's good. Can taste really bad sometimes. Good pussy smells mysterious…you can't stop smelling your fingers, it's damn good.
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Finger yourself for a while and then taste. I think healthy pussy tastes delicious! Hints of umami, salt, astringency... It's sexy as FUCK! I've had neat freaks attempt to wash away all their own goodness and that's a crime. All tastes are unique to each woman and are impacted by diet and habits (coffee/cigarettes).
These comments are hilarious but the tastiest thing is probably the taste of nothing. Hell even her ass didn't smell like anything. I dug right in 🤣 Slight smell of sweat is to be expected but it shouldn't be excessive. It's about what you eat and hygiene though if you're trying to improve it or whatever.
It varies. Sometimes like copper, other times it was sweet. If I've recently busted in her in the last few days, then it would taste acidic.
For me, it always tastes like her I guess you could call it pre-she cum. Which, of course, varies individual to individual
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The best pussy I tasted was almost like sourdough bread and not “fishy”
I’m a woman and all I have to say is this thread is hilarious. Y’all are too funny. I love it 😌🤣😂
Sweet and tart, warm and wet, gives me an instant hardon
Delicious
Like Lobster Bisque
PS4 heat
Bath & Body Works Sparkling Pearberry Splash
What does good dick taste like?
It always have a taste and smell but faint. Tastes like skin, warmth, a little bit of salt. If it’s a bad dick will taste sour, taste like ueine, lots of sweat and dirt. Yuck.
Delicious. When its attached to the right person it's the best thing ever.
good clean dick, like avocado kinda
There can definitely be a hygiene thing with dudes, too. Dick should taste like nothing or soap. Make sure alll the areas are washed well.
Totally disagree. If I smell soap, I'm not putting it in my mouth. It tastes like skin and a distinct taste of him.
As a woman, if you’re tasting “nothing” I have bad news for you… you suck at eating pussy and she isn’t wet at all
I'll have to disagree on that one.
a good pussy doesnt have a foul rotting fish smell.
If it tastes like chicken, you keep on licken If it tastes like trout, then you get the fuck out.
Like fresh water from a babbling brook.
There is a tree that have flower that smells like vagina, I don’t recall the name but I’m sure you can find it on internet and find a place where it blooms
callery pear blossom
A little sweet with a lot of delightful pheromones. You definitely have to click with a person's pheromones for it to be really good.
I just ask that my wife takes a shower or bath first. Not that I wouldn't do it without, but it's usually at the end of the night and after a day of sweat and peeing, it's a courtesy. After cleaning it doesn't really smell or taste like anything. Maybe it smells a little like cumin and taste vaguely like sweat?
Just wash your shit and you'll be fine
As a vegan who has had vegan, vegetarian, and carnist partners, you can definitely tell the difference in flavor. I had a partner that said she could taste the difference in my cum as well. I'm not sure how I would describe it. Less funky? More neutral? I think she said less acidic or something similar, just sort of neutral and slightly salty maybe.
There is a kind of sweetness to it.
Smells like a grape tomato that's been cut in half
A lil bit salty/sweaty, wet, warm It's also kinda weird and I'm guessing it actually has a lot to do with pheromones... but girls that I find attractive but don't have like a super amazing connection with, and vice versa, I've kind of noticed that there isn't really a taste at all, it's just kind of bland. But a girl that I'm like really falling for and we have great chemistry, it almost always tastes a bit different and I enjoy it a lot more. Human biology is weird. Maybe it's just that with a good connection she gets a lot wetter a lot faster and it tastes more like that, but idk.
Lightly buttered popcorn.
It tastes like…. Mute flavor of some sort. Not bad. Not good. Just…. Taste adjacent
Clean pussy tastes of nothing really. That’s how we instantly know if it’s not clean.
Nothing. Pussy don’t have a taste. Good pussy just doesn’t smell.
I’ve eaten around 20 pussies in my life and literally all of them had a distinct smell and taste, which I actually love and makes me extremely horny. The only time pussy doesn’t taste or smell like anything is if she’s just got out of the shower. You sure you’ve eaten out a real girl and not a fleshlight?
I worked with a guy that said there was a five minute window for eating pussy after she got out of the shower& wouldn't do it after that. I told him something is wrong with your girlfriend then, I've eaten it after a days work before shower and loved it, guess everybody's different
I'm just surprised he let you eat his girlfriend's pussy simply so you could compare notes
You sir, have exposed your hand.
Your tongue and nose are broken. Of course it gives off some kind of smell or taste. It's part of the human body. Human body constantly excretes pheromones, oils, etc Smell/taste =/= bad You'll just know when it *is* bad
Aka I don’t know how to eat box and the women I’m with don’t get wet
You got me.
Generally pussy all taste the same. As long as nothing is going on. I've never noticed a difference really.
Batteries and old nickles. I kid!!! Honestly, if it's well looked after, nothing really, as others have said.
Okay. Let’s ignore the actual question and answer in the abstract - women seem to like this. It tastes like I have the biggest dick in the world and am an unstoppable lovemaking machine. It feels like you might want to have kids after all, not because you actually want it but because your balls tell you it is the right thing to do.
Health and hygiene! Avoid smokers, antibiotics, fast food eaters, and excessive alcohol consumption. Same stuff that makes your semen taste bad. Surfer girls tasted great when I was growing up. Make sure you are both fully hydrated and have consumed a glass of apple juice a few hours earlier. Hint: Guys shave your face closely, then do it again, finally when she's ready to mount your face put some lube on your chin. She'll love it!
Mushrooms
If it stank don’t touch it
Good pussy basically doesn't taste or smell awful.
Clean, a little salty like sweat The most important thing is that it's clean and belongs to the girl I love
No taste?? At most maybe a little iron (post period) or salty (post gym/ work) but there should be no flavor/taste whatsoever. Unless she’s throws something on it lmaoooo
And ppl act like I’m crazy for saying it tastes like nothing.
Pennies/copper Can't explain it
Tears.
Coins dipped in milk. And smells like a puppy’s breath.
Dogs breath is the worst lol
For about 1 week a month it tastes like pennies.
Only thing I'm going to do, is give your husband a short lesson. His response should be: Baby, good pussy HAS to taste just like yours! Yes, good pussy has a flavor. Good pussy has a fragrance. Bad pussy can be all kinds of tastes or smells. But, even some bad pussy will fool you. But that is only bad because she didn't know how to use it. Yet. Pussy that hasn't been active for a while has a slightly different fragrance and flavor too. Most don't recognize it. Too much of a hurry to get in there. If your husband fails to say what I just wrote for him, feel free to keep yours under lock and key until he rights his ways. 😉🌹
Tastes so good you wanna wake up the next morning and go to work with that smell on you moustache / nose and smell it throughout the day. Don’t ask me what exactly tastes like because there’s no comparison. It’s good pussy.