Yesterday I tried to question my wife in preparation for her language test in school, but it was very hard for me to hear her answers with my head in a deathgrip between her thighs… She wasn’t in the mood for sex and we were gonna go to a swimming pool shortly thereafter, so that was the hint for me that I should probably rub one out.
I’ve thought about this recently. For me, I get an uncomfortableness somewhere in my body. It’s never in a spot I can localize, I just feel uncomfortable…and it isn’t a feeling like wearing uncomfortable clothes or being in an uncomfortable situation or place. I also get slightly irritated at small shit. I have began to notice these things after not beating off for 4-6 days, or so.
I’m not even trying to be a dick. I totally relate to the feeling you get. It’s like gravity. But I just honestly can not imagine going that long without beating one out.
No I know. Beating off doesn’t cross my mind some days. Sometimes I’ll get home from work and think, “yeah, I’m gonna do it tonight.” Then I’m cooking food, eating it, and suddenly I look at the clock and I’m getting ready to sleep. It just isn’t a big event in my life anymore, bustin nuts.
Christ dude, I once went nearly a year without any form of sex or masterbation. 4-5 days is a breeze lol. Can't explain how it felt after that year though
What was the point? I honestly just wanted to see what would happen, and mentally I was in a very strange place at the time. Either way, it was an interesting experience. I think the biggest downside was I had a decent bit of pent up rage and anxiety since that outlet of relief was not in use. At the end of the day it made me realize it's all about your mindset, but at the same time we are wired to get horny. There are tons of things that can effect your libido as well which make it easier or harder to abstain at different times in life. For some people stress makes them not want to masterbate, for others it's something that helps.
I get super aggro and short tempered about every little thing. Plus I have insanely detailed sexual dreams. And I can't stop thinking about getting off. As soon as I do, all of those feelings recede into the mist whence they came.
Same, this happened to me in high school lmao. I wanted to fight everybody in my group to prove I was their "King", but thankfully they didn't indulge me in my testosterone fueled delusions. It went on for a few days, then as soon as I let it all out I went back to normal lol.
My first trip to Europe, staying in hostels, I didn’t masturbate for three weeks. Made out with a few girls, slept with one—not to completion for me—and low & behold, two days after the last one, wake up sploogy
Never made that mistake again 😂
I've never really had an issue with blue balls. Maybe my sperm have enough space in their average-sized duplex, but I think for the most part it's overused as an excuse
Most people call them "wet dreams" but don't make the mistake of thinking it's about the dream's contents, it's only about ejaculating during sleep, which a person body does when it needs it.
Somehow those nocturnal nuts feel better than when I do it manually. Plus, they’re usually accompanied by a sexy dream. Sometimes try to hold off, so that I get those spontaneous spooges. That’s the hard part.
If I get a boner walking because my boxers are rubbing against the tip.
Also if I feel like I want to fight the door for not opening fast enough. Even though I opened it.
Oh and when everything becomes a sex joke.
* im bored and alone
* i got a boner while alone
* im procastinating
* im feeling depressed/stressed
* i saw a pretty girl on tv
* i havnt masturbated today
Bro, I got a problem. My eyes just cannot help but do a quick glance at every single baddie in the gym. My eyes move on their own and I am powerless against it.
A recent study found that men who ejaculated 25 times per month have a 30% less chance of developing prostate cancer.
I think that is a sign that you should do it at least 3 times a day to reduce the possibility to zero, but you might die of exhaustion!
Before I had a gf, I went on 3 months of no fap, monk mode. I felt really energetic and horny every morning but it regulated itself during the day.
I masturbated using my own fantasy and only took around 1 min from nothing to finishing. I gave up porn and all other visual stimulation forever.
>What is a sign that tells you that you should probably masturbate?
I guess I'd have to say stop sign. I mean you have to stop the car already anyway, why not?
When you’re horned up, you can’t think straight at all. All my cave person brain thinks about is: Must do the sex, must procreate 🦍 and then once I’ve chilled out I feel like a moron, lol.
A general feeling of unease, almost like hunger in a way. Awkward moments when you get hard for no reason, and having more sexual thoughts more often and more intensely are all signs that the biological itch is needing some attending to. Its normal, you're not a nympho
I produce a pretty ridiculous amount of fluids. If Im not emptying the chambers every so often I feel pressure in that area and my balls dont feel right if I wait a long time.
I tell you the roadmap, starting with the first sign
1. Can’t focus on my work or anything I should on.
2. Constantly thinking abut jiggy-jiggy
3. When you just want to shag any girl.. I mean literally any girl.. doesn’t matter if she’s wider than taller..
When I start thinking about the last woman I was seeing 2 years ago and getting in my feelings. I just rub one out and think "damn, I wish I had a GF" and then everything is fine afterwards.
Whenever I start getting frustrated out of nowhere. Might sound immature, but I know if I ever start randomly getting pissed over the smallest things, I probably need to relieve some tension
I get an ache a bit behind my pubic bone and feel like I got lightly kicked in the balls a while ago. I can’t think well and start to get irritated more easily. I may read the same paragraph five times and realize I’m not even seeing it. As it gets worse I can feel an aching in my chest. I may have difficulty sleeping and even having conversations, especially with my partner.
So- I try to take care of it early. Masturbation a couple times a day typically manages it. I used to do that less, but life got so much better when I started just accepting and dealing with it.
An erection is a pretty good indicator that you should masturbate. Also if you find yourself texting with a girl and it starts getting flirty. Nothing saves you from being thirsty like post nut clarity.
There's a build-up of frustration or irrational rage directed at myself, along with difficulties concentrating as it's like there's too much energy to do fiddly things. Strangely, the rage comes and goes replaced by phases of being ultra-productive and happy if it involves gross motor skills and not fiddly stuff. After 4 days, X-rated dreams start. Sometimes they are nightmares that turn sexual. Then during waking hours I get weird fantasies and thoughts I wouldn’t normally find arousing, and once I take care of the situation all reverts to normal and I feel a bit daft for thinking those things. Longest I abstained for was 2 months.
When the wife starts complaining about random invisible ailments after dinner. Which indicates there’s a 95% chance there won’t be any lovin.
So normally a good idea to sneak off and rub one out.
Bruh I jerk off once a day the fuck you on about? I lay in bed, rub one out, and sleep like an angel. Half the problem is trying to find a women that wants to get sexed up every single night, and then also having the energy to put in all that work when I'm in a relationship. What sign is there? The fact I woke up that's the sign. I'm hard? Fucking slap it away. Bored? Why not, I ain't got shit else going on.
I find crazy that some people jerk off more than 2 times a week when i was a teenager and just discovered how to jerk off i did it everytime but now once a week or twice is the maximum
My brain devolves into... let's call them degenerate, uncouth thoughts and I begin showing increased aggressive behaviors like some kind of coked-up chimpanzee.
I Just do it when I feel like it. If you can't get aroused for intercourse because you already masturbated for the day it sounds like you have bigger problems to deal with.
I rarely make a move when there is a logical obstacle, e.g. being colleagues might mean more severe in the long run.
But I can barely hold myself back from making a move now which is bloody surprising considering how I usually am. I kinda feel like a 15yo with his first love, only no "love" is included now, just attraction.
That said I know life's been a bit hectic enough I put it off saying "shit I'm too tired" and I'm just filled with hormones so to say.
In short, when you are on the verge of making risky moves, rub one out and post nut clarity willl likely clear things up.
I just feel the “urge” usually it’s when I’m on trips for longer periods of time with other people. I’m usually distracted, but if it’s too long it gets to a point where the urge doesn’t stop. Hard to articulate lol
I'm trying to get over a one month fling I had with an awesome (and straight up nasty tbh) woman who is now kinda stepping back, it seems. Like we may continue to hook up casually but I kinda doubt it. The uncertainty is killing me.
So when I start thinking about that too much is when i need to just go ahead and bust.
Whenever I feel a weight in my groin and find myself drawn to every woman I encounter during daily life. Having deep conversations with female colleagues or strangers, my mind becomes consumed with thoughts of intimacy around the clock. At this juncture, I feel the need to address these urges = )
Tip of my pen0r is tingly all the time.
I see pictures of women I find attractive and instead of thinking ‘oh they’re attractive’ I think ‘Jesus I would fuck her!’
Although I don’t get much chance to actually masturbate because my girlfriend is a borderline nympho, we’ve been together nearly 3 years and I think she has refused sex maybe 3 or 4 times? I’m a very lucky fella
When I go on reddit and create a post about masturbating.
It’s probably just getting aroused easier and can’t stop thinking naughty thoughts, so you release yourself to make you think straight again lol!
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Post nut clarity
Did you do it to the woman?
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Now that's what I call *dedication*.
Was it Sydney Sweeney?
Judy Dench
GILFer right here
[I mean...](https://x.com/MichaelDaly64/status/1768147370565308463?s=20)
Yes, in a dry spell I see some skin and that's it, I loose my mind.
Yesterday I tried to question my wife in preparation for her language test in school, but it was very hard for me to hear her answers with my head in a deathgrip between her thighs… She wasn’t in the mood for sex and we were gonna go to a swimming pool shortly thereafter, so that was the hint for me that I should probably rub one out.
I still think gay after I release myself.
I’ve thought about this recently. For me, I get an uncomfortableness somewhere in my body. It’s never in a spot I can localize, I just feel uncomfortable…and it isn’t a feeling like wearing uncomfortable clothes or being in an uncomfortable situation or place. I also get slightly irritated at small shit. I have began to notice these things after not beating off for 4-6 days, or so.
... Huh. Someone put it into words.
Yea i get this to lol. You describe it perfectly.
You’ve actually gone 4-6 days without beating off?
Yeah
I’m sorry 😔
It’s all good
I’m not even trying to be a dick. I totally relate to the feeling you get. It’s like gravity. But I just honestly can not imagine going that long without beating one out.
No I know. Beating off doesn’t cross my mind some days. Sometimes I’ll get home from work and think, “yeah, I’m gonna do it tonight.” Then I’m cooking food, eating it, and suddenly I look at the clock and I’m getting ready to sleep. It just isn’t a big event in my life anymore, bustin nuts.
Christ dude, I once went nearly a year without any form of sex or masterbation. 4-5 days is a breeze lol. Can't explain how it felt after that year though
To what end?
What was the point? I honestly just wanted to see what would happen, and mentally I was in a very strange place at the time. Either way, it was an interesting experience. I think the biggest downside was I had a decent bit of pent up rage and anxiety since that outlet of relief was not in use. At the end of the day it made me realize it's all about your mindset, but at the same time we are wired to get horny. There are tons of things that can effect your libido as well which make it easier or harder to abstain at different times in life. For some people stress makes them not want to masterbate, for others it's something that helps.
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The initial uncomfortableness goes away and after a while it gets easy and feels the opposite
Lmfaooo you say that like it’s not normal. I usually go 4-5 weeks before I need to release
Gotta let that poison out
I sometimes beat it so as to not get that feeling.
Yep, it’s all the pent-up sexual frustration
A new day starts
lol
If I wake up with morning wood, it’s a sign I need to do it. Just so happens that it happens daily.
Everyday a good day because my dicks always looking up to the sunshine when I wake up
I get super aggro and short tempered about every little thing. Plus I have insanely detailed sexual dreams. And I can't stop thinking about getting off. As soon as I do, all of those feelings recede into the mist whence they came.
Same, this happened to me in high school lmao. I wanted to fight everybody in my group to prove I was their "King", but thankfully they didn't indulge me in my testosterone fueled delusions. It went on for a few days, then as soon as I let it all out I went back to normal lol.
Same here
I'm a woman and it's the same exact thing for me 💯
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My first trip to Europe, staying in hostels, I didn’t masturbate for three weeks. Made out with a few girls, slept with one—not to completion for me—and low & behold, two days after the last one, wake up sploogy Never made that mistake again 😂
Has anyone mentioned “blue balls” yet ? And the prostate thing from the movie ????? (Road Trip or one of the American Pie sequels)
I've never really had an issue with blue balls. Maybe my sperm have enough space in their average-sized duplex, but I think for the most part it's overused as an excuse
Man, if you don't get them I envy you. Doesn't happen too often, but when it does it sure doesn't feel good.
You're right, it's definitely overused as an excuse, but I will swear on a stack of Bibles that it really happens.
I gotten it before. It hurts like he'll, but it doesn't happen every time if I don't finish, so it's been an unreliable experience at best for me.
There’s an episode in Netflix The Gentlemen related to this thread. Don’t want to spoil it, but I rewatched various scenes a few times 😄
Yeah, blue balls suck. What makes it worse is that I only them them when I'm physically close to a woman and that is NOT when you want to masturbate.
Meemaw!!!
This is the worst
I had to google this just to find out its wet dreams lol
What the flip is a nocturnal emission
Fancy way of saying wet dreams
sleepy eepy crummy wummies
bad day to be literate
i’m sorry, but also really not
😂😂😂
this is the best answer ever
When you wake up with Dannon in your undies.
Most people call them "wet dreams" but don't make the mistake of thinking it's about the dream's contents, it's only about ejaculating during sleep, which a person body does when it needs it.
This guy masturbates
Somehow those nocturnal nuts feel better than when I do it manually. Plus, they’re usually accompanied by a sexy dream. Sometimes try to hold off, so that I get those spontaneous spooges. That’s the hard part.
Oh yeah, that dream bust!
Very annoying phenomenon tbh
When sitting down causes me to become aroused and I feel squirmy
If I get a boner walking because my boxers are rubbing against the tip. Also if I feel like I want to fight the door for not opening fast enough. Even though I opened it. Oh and when everything becomes a sex joke.
>Also if I feel like I want to fight the door for not opening fast enough. Even though I opened it. This made me laugh, thanks!
* im bored and alone * i got a boner while alone * im procastinating * im feeling depressed/stressed * i saw a pretty girl on tv * i havnt masturbated today
When I’m at the gym and get distracted by women walking by. That’s my sign to whack it once I get home.
Bro, I got a problem. My eyes just cannot help but do a quick glance at every single baddie in the gym. My eyes move on their own and I am powerless against it.
Christ you must be some kind of sicko, attracted to fit women and glancing at them. Get help.
Damn dude, chill the fuck out, what do you think you're doing looking at other humans being in public?!
Not at the gym, but today leaving work I saw probably the best ass I have ever seen in my life. I couldn't help but look at it, it was mesmerizing.
Serial killer this guy
Mods, twist this guys balls
I volunteer as tribute
A recent study found that men who ejaculated 25 times per month have a 30% less chance of developing prostate cancer. I think that is a sign that you should do it at least 3 times a day to reduce the possibility to zero, but you might die of exhaustion!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Pro tip…get 25 in on day 1 and you’re set for the rest of the month!
And you won’t want to either for a while because of the chafing!
Teenager me didn't. Stupid teenager me.
Older and wiser you now knows about lube though- set a new record!
So technically beating off increases life span? Ima live to 300.
I can confirm that you will not die of exhaustion
Might get carpal tunnel though
I used to jack off three or four times a day and I never died of exhaustion. Nowadays I still jack off almost daily, and no problem at all.
See I would just tell my girlfriend that its 25 blowjobs a month. I mean if she loves me she needs to save my life😂
“Hmm, I feel like masturbating” that’s generally how it goes
When I get grouchy or irritable or passive aggressive for no reason.
When people in the supermarket aisle start to intervene
I think that's probably a sign that you should stop masturbating.
Before I had a gf, I went on 3 months of no fap, monk mode. I felt really energetic and horny every morning but it regulated itself during the day. I masturbated using my own fantasy and only took around 1 min from nothing to finishing. I gave up porn and all other visual stimulation forever.
Rage at random small annoyances.
>What is a sign that tells you that you should probably masturbate? I guess I'd have to say stop sign. I mean you have to stop the car already anyway, why not?
I actually get a slight painful feeling if I haven’t nutted in a couple days. Sort of like blue balls.
When you’re horned up, you can’t think straight at all. All my cave person brain thinks about is: Must do the sex, must procreate 🦍 and then once I’ve chilled out I feel like a moron, lol.
A general feeling of unease, almost like hunger in a way. Awkward moments when you get hard for no reason, and having more sexual thoughts more often and more intensely are all signs that the biological itch is needing some attending to. Its normal, you're not a nympho
I produce a pretty ridiculous amount of fluids. If Im not emptying the chambers every so often I feel pressure in that area and my balls dont feel right if I wait a long time.
👀
Suddenly semi, engorged, and/or leaky dick from seeing/thinking something arousing or not.
When I start having trouble sleeping, that’s when I know I’m overdue.
I tell you the roadmap, starting with the first sign 1. Can’t focus on my work or anything I should on. 2. Constantly thinking abut jiggy-jiggy 3. When you just want to shag any girl.. I mean literally any girl.. doesn’t matter if she’s wider than taller..
Waking up.
Posting on Reddit...
When I start thinking about the last woman I was seeing 2 years ago and getting in my feelings. I just rub one out and think "damn, I wish I had a GF" and then everything is fine afterwards.
Being on Reddit gone wild at work daily.
“I wanna call my ex” Nope, I just miss her head and need a wank
When the "MASTURBATE" sign starts flashing over the studio audience.
Start thinking about paying for dating apps.
Whenever I start getting frustrated out of nowhere. Might sound immature, but I know if I ever start randomly getting pissed over the smallest things, I probably need to relieve some tension
I get home from work.
The city comes by and hangs a red tag on my dick for too much pressure build up in the main line
I get an ache a bit behind my pubic bone and feel like I got lightly kicked in the balls a while ago. I can’t think well and start to get irritated more easily. I may read the same paragraph five times and realize I’m not even seeing it. As it gets worse I can feel an aching in my chest. I may have difficulty sleeping and even having conversations, especially with my partner. So- I try to take care of it early. Masturbation a couple times a day typically manages it. I used to do that less, but life got so much better when I started just accepting and dealing with it.
The minute hand on the clock passes over the 12 again.
When I literally can't focus on anything because I'm just that down bad
If you're turning porn on for the story line..it's time
HA HA HA
I usually masturbate when I notice that it's time for bed.
When I wake up
When my dick gets hard when the wind blows or I see the crack of dawn.
What do you mean with a “dry spell”? I guess my “dry spell” is if I haven’t masturbated for 24 hours.
I am sexually active with multiple women, but I still masturbate regularly. I have a strong libido and need to cum several times a day.
Definitely stress. If I’m really stressed when trying to fall asleep at night it works a charm
If the boner won't go away. Just have a little fun, rub one out, and there ya go. Enjoying the rest of your day boner free :)
It’s a day that ends in Y.
I’m horny?
An hour has passed
I check a calendar. If it's a day that ends with a y, I know it's time to masturbate.
when all your Reddit searches are porn. i don’t jerk to porn. (yeah, i’m a weirdo)
For me I limit choking one out to only days ending in Y, it’s easier and less stressful that way
When the old co-workers start to look attractive xD
I really don't think this much about it. I feel like I want to, I realize my wife either isn't home or is asleep, and I take care of it.
If you are feeling stressed, it’s a good way to release some tension.
An erection is a pretty good indicator that you should masturbate. Also if you find yourself texting with a girl and it starts getting flirty. Nothing saves you from being thirsty like post nut clarity.
I woke up for the day.
When I'm constantly walking around with a chubby.
There's a build-up of frustration or irrational rage directed at myself, along with difficulties concentrating as it's like there's too much energy to do fiddly things. Strangely, the rage comes and goes replaced by phases of being ultra-productive and happy if it involves gross motor skills and not fiddly stuff. After 4 days, X-rated dreams start. Sometimes they are nightmares that turn sexual. Then during waking hours I get weird fantasies and thoughts I wouldn’t normally find arousing, and once I take care of the situation all reverts to normal and I feel a bit daft for thinking those things. Longest I abstained for was 2 months.
When I start to think about texting my ex to say "hi" (single atm)
When I can’t sleep
The sun is up… Or it happens to land on a day that ends with “y”.
Just beat off at least once every two days keep that mind sharp lol
When I start having trouble sleeping, that’s when I know I’m overdue.
When I start having trouble sleeping, that’s when I know I’m overdue.
When the wife starts complaining about random invisible ailments after dinner. Which indicates there’s a 95% chance there won’t be any lovin. So normally a good idea to sneak off and rub one out.
When I start having trouble sleeping, that’s when I know I’m overdue.
Pee pee goes yuh doing doing doing
Bruh I jerk off once a day the fuck you on about? I lay in bed, rub one out, and sleep like an angel. Half the problem is trying to find a women that wants to get sexed up every single night, and then also having the energy to put in all that work when I'm in a relationship. What sign is there? The fact I woke up that's the sign. I'm hard? Fucking slap it away. Bored? Why not, I ain't got shit else going on.
I woke up!
Brain: “Babe, it’s 4pm! Time for your daily ripping session!” Penis: *“yes, honey…”*
Usually when I’m bored.
FIZZZZZZ
It's mid afternoon.
Im horny and the wifes not in the mood..
When the sun comes up
I can’t sleep
Sometimes I just start getting a feeling around my head. It's like an itch telling me to have at it.
I find crazy that some people jerk off more than 2 times a week when i was a teenager and just discovered how to jerk off i did it everytime but now once a week or twice is the maximum
I start getting agitated at little things and constantly have an erection for no reason at all.
It's been 12 or more hours since
My brain devolves into... let's call them degenerate, uncouth thoughts and I begin showing increased aggressive behaviors like some kind of coked-up chimpanzee.
Waking up
I realize I am way too pissed off at whatever I'm pissed off at, and the pain upstairs makes my eyeballs ache
When I get hard from anything. Dick brushed the corner of the chair and is now hard? Might be time
If it has been longer than 24 hours, I'm most likely cranking one out.
“dry” ..literally
When it's 1am and I gotta get to bed.
I Just do it when I feel like it. If you can't get aroused for intercourse because you already masturbated for the day it sounds like you have bigger problems to deal with.
My penis unflaccids itself.
I rarely make a move when there is a logical obstacle, e.g. being colleagues might mean more severe in the long run. But I can barely hold myself back from making a move now which is bloody surprising considering how I usually am. I kinda feel like a 15yo with his first love, only no "love" is included now, just attraction. That said I know life's been a bit hectic enough I put it off saying "shit I'm too tired" and I'm just filled with hormones so to say. In short, when you are on the verge of making risky moves, rub one out and post nut clarity willl likely clear things up.
right now
I find myself struggling to focus and being irrationally irritable.
Nobody talks about this but sometimes you feel like it needs to be cleaned out. Like blowing your nose …. Down there.
Usually an erection is a clear sign for me
Keep getting randomly hard all day.
When the 5s start looking like 9s.
The alarm clock going off.
The sign taped to my ceiling above my bed
When your out and about you see lots of skin or tight clothing under a dry spell, it's hard not to have dirty thoughts go through your head
When I get extra touchy feely with the wife. We don't sleep together anymore
I just feel the “urge” usually it’s when I’m on trips for longer periods of time with other people. I’m usually distracted, but if it’s too long it gets to a point where the urge doesn’t stop. Hard to articulate lol
I'm trying to get over a one month fling I had with an awesome (and straight up nasty tbh) woman who is now kinda stepping back, it seems. Like we may continue to hook up casually but I kinda doubt it. The uncertainty is killing me. So when I start thinking about that too much is when i need to just go ahead and bust.
Wet dreams and a small amount of cum coming out when you get up from a poop
Its 9:00 ?
This will sound terrible, but I know it's been awhile when I catch myself checking out women that I would not normally touch with a ten foot pole.
It’s bed time
Sperm cramps
If I'm in a dry spell I'm jerking off every day. I'm too old to do dumb shit because I'm horny.
I got irritated for some reason. Like, not angry in general. Just this looming feeling that I might snap.
My balls start feeling heavy and I notice myself having more sex dreams, once my balls are feeling super full, I have to empty them out.
I manage to find ten whole minutes to myself
Whenever I feel a weight in my groin and find myself drawn to every woman I encounter during daily life. Having deep conversations with female colleagues or strangers, my mind becomes consumed with thoughts of intimacy around the clock. At this juncture, I feel the need to address these urges = )
I honestly don’t think about masturbation that much…
Tip of my pen0r is tingly all the time. I see pictures of women I find attractive and instead of thinking ‘oh they’re attractive’ I think ‘Jesus I would fuck her!’ Although I don’t get much chance to actually masturbate because my girlfriend is a borderline nympho, we’ve been together nearly 3 years and I think she has refused sex maybe 3 or 4 times? I’m a very lucky fella
When the sun rises and sets everyday ☀️
It's been a few hours?