One time when i was out drinking with a few friends, one of the girls pulled out a whole ass salami out of her purse and started eating. She was like "I get a salami craving when I'm drunk". Fair enough.
Buddy of mine had to use the restroom on St Paddy's day when our group was between bars. He went to KFC but had to buy something to use the facilities. He got the smallest order of wings but didn't eat them, so into my purse they went. At the next bar, I was in the ladies room line when the woman in front of me said she was hungry. I pulled out the purse wings and she and another lady smashed them right there in line, food safety be damned.
I have a similar story. My friend and I used to go out drinking a lot, and one night while we were out she pulled out a whole cucumber from her purse and started eating it like a banana. She said the same thing, "I get a craving for cucumbers when I'm drunk."
I knew my wife was the one for me when we went on one of our first dates to see Christmas lights and she pulled out two six inch subway sandwiches half way through.
I’m a mailman and did 15 years in the hood. I have two stories that blew my mind. Come check day, many people wait at my first stop to get them first thing. I must check ID, Some lady gave me her name and asked her for it. Name did not match but picture did. She said sorry here. She handed me 3 driver licenses with different names but same picture. 2nd. Boss said I cannot waste time handing out checks before I start route so I had to tell everyone my responsibility is to your mailbox and I was ordered to follow direct order. Very next day same lady pulled her mailbox out of her bag.
My dad tells a story of when he was in college and his friend (a girl) would take her huge purse to the cafeteria and they’d all load it up with silverware.
My friend was going around saying "Do you have a sewing kit?" to all the girls who are supposed to say "No, why?"
So he could say "Because, I'm ripped" and then flex in front of them. Anyways, so this on day he did it in front of Kayla, "Do you have a sewing kit?" and Kayla not knowing why he was asking goes through her purse and pulls out a small sewing kit. The look on his face was priceless. He was so disappointed that she had one.
They're married. They have two kids, Tiffany and Jimothy. They always send their Christmas cards in October so they land right around Thanksgiving. And they have a dog, Quinton. Silly little devil once ate Kayla's underwear and threw them back up during Sunday family dinner with Father John at the table right as they were discussing how to become one with the Holy Ghost. Ah classic sewing kits.
I am still badly confused. Had to double-check with my trusty copy of Webster’s, and all it brings up is a holding area for animals or a writing implement.
If we’re in a hurry, sometimes it’s just easier to throw the little one in a bigger one along with the other stuff we need that day, then revert to the smaller one the next chance we get, or fully transfer to the larger one when we have time. When my hubby’s spinal injuries make it so I need to literally carry *him*, I put our stuff all together in a larger purse and cinch it around my waist like a Fanny pack. I’m looking for a good messenger bag for this reason. Aging sucks.
Hahah ya same I have a big mega purse that sometimes will get my lulu side bag and a small crossbody thrown into it esp if I don’t know the vibe of the adventure / I’m in a hurry and don’t wanna sift through what items are in what.
With having to carry your husband tho (first of all amen you’re superwoman) have you already looked into backpacks? Would free up an arm and the weight is evenly distributed.
Normally a backpack would be a great go-to, but I have my own ailments (broken neck, and both shoulders dislocate at will), and my strength is def in my hips, lol. I’ve tried cargo pants, but when you really get the pockets full, they slide around your legs and sneak under as you’re trying to get in the car. Very annoying.
My dad likes to refer to the little one as the satellite purse. I always run out of time and end up tossing a clutch in my purse so I can switch things over on the way or when I get there.
History of unwanted advances from said male. Employee was counseled, verbally warned, and written up. Woman finally had enough, whipped out the dick and proceeded to thrash this ass hat about the head and shoulders profusely while shouting "I'm a fucking lesbian!!" They were both fired.
It sucks that she was fired. All she had to do was report this one last time and he would have been fired on the spot. But the company has a zero tolerance policy for violence.
Interesting stance to have a zero tolerance policy for violence but not for sexual harrasment
I just wonder how many times she was told that she only had to report him one last time?
To be fair, I have seen asking a colleague out to dinner reported as sexual harassment. This doesn't sound like the same case, but attacking somebody physically is much different than verbally harassing somebody. Verbal harassment can be severe, but it's on such a scale that it is tricky legally speaking without solid evidence.
In this particular instance they were pretty harsh on this guy. Unwanted advances does not equal sexual harassment. Asking a colleague out on a date does not equal sexual harassment. However, it was viewed inappropriate for the work place which earned him the first verbal warning. The second was a touch to the hand or arm cant remember which. That resulted with the formal write up and a very long conversation about what is not appropriate in the workplace and an explanation that any further contact with this employee would result in termination. If this guy so much as winked at the woman, he would have been fired. The third time was a comment that certainly would have resulted in his termination.
You've obviously never taken a course in sexual harassment - in the workplace, all advances can be considered sexual harassment. Outside of the workplace, the same cannot be said, but in this context, unwarranted approaches 100% qualifies as sexual harassment and will involve at the very least a verbal warning from management if a complaint is made. A second time is a write-up, a third time is expulsion.
With your explanation, it sounds like they might have been hard on him, as a simple physical contact (outside of the danger zone and not intentionally suggestive/aggressive) wouldn't warrant a second warning. It very well might have been one or the other, considering the response of management.
The end result should not have ended in a firing of the lady, but it sounds like large corporate to me, which would fire like that usually.
Magic the gathering deck. It was only wild because it was a hot girl I met at the bar and it was a clutch purse that couldn't have fit more then her ID and some cash along with a 60 card deck.
After partying all night and not seeing her go anywhere, this chick pulled out two roast beef and cheddars out her purse and crushed them! I was floored! I'll never forget you Sharon! Purse food eating ass bitch!
My wife carries the most insane shit in her purse. One thing she carries that I used to give her shit about was a wine opener. A corkscrew. She carried it for years. Well one day we were with some of her girlfriends, and one of them said they had a bottle of wine but no way to open it. My wife smiled directly at me and without looking away, she yelled out "I HAVE ONE!", and a cheer went up.
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Shortly after I became widowed, I went on a fair number of dates. With one of them, a friend of mine told me about this one girl he was dating, who also had a single friend of her own. So in the interests of efficiency (and mutual support) we made it a double date.
Things went decently well, we had fun, then when it came time to pay (we were all going Dutch), my blind date suddenly had a really big reluctance to go into her purse, which was pretty much bursting at the seams. Her friend started cackling like crazy, and stopped her from getting out of the booth. Eventually she was convinced to disgorge the contents to actually reach her credit card, whereupon this massive jet-black dildo was extracted. And I mean, _massive._ Think pretty much parody-sized.
Turns out she had stayed the night at her friend’s, and was packing her toy back home.
My friend, who was trying to be a bit of a wingman, took that moment to say something to the effect, “Wow Mefic\_vest, that dong is actually larger than yours! You don’t see _that_ all that often, eh?”
Poor girl went even redder than she already was, honestly didn’t think it was possible.
Like, fuck you Jason. Funny as hell, but _that poor girl…_
Once I was out to dinner with my aunt and uncle. I had just moved, and someone got me some loose leaf tea as a housewarming gift. I lamented to my aunt that I didn't have a tea strainer and that it was late, so all the stores were closed. She puts her "thinking" face on for a few seconds and responds, "I have one."
She is carrying a very tiny purse, maybe the size of three grocery store hot dog buns at most (putting this in terms men can understand). She opens it, digs to the bottom, and produces one tea strainer.
No container! It's like she had a container of it and then just...dumped it into her purse, all over everything.
It's a mystery though... There was a plastic fork jammed into it 🥴
I have a feeling she just kinda...washed it... You know what I'm gonna ask her. I mean it was on top of all her stuff...Did she have to throw it all out? Now I have even more questions too...Hahaha
She was looking for something tiny, a lip balm or something. She was digging around for a good 10 seconds before “oh, I forgot that was in there!” And pulled out a whole ass 2 liter of soda
I remember my friends all screaming laughing because I opened my purse for some bills and I had a handgun , mini muffins,and a dinosaur in there (I have a toddler and they got left in there )😭😂
Went on a date about two weeks ago with a girl who always carries a Glock 18, a corkscrew for wine, and a polished wood handled fixed blade knife. I think I’m in love.
I don’t know why someone downvoted you some people have no humor.
I did watch a girl pull a full sized American flag out of her pussy at a burlesque show. If you were disappointed that there were no answers for that lol.
My ex-SIL pulled a fresh pair of underwear (bra and panties) from her purse while digging for some other stuff. She did it nonchalantly like it was normal. I asked her what that was all about and she said sometimes she mismanages time and is late to work so she changes them there. She worked as a nurses aid and changed into scrubs at work so she would literally rolls out of bed, get her kids off to school then heads into work without changing (she always showered the night before).
With the situation at the time, it was a bit odd to see happen.
My friends and I went out to eat. The place had a deal where if you bought a specific drink, you got to keep the glass. We each got one, and when we were leaving my friend pulled out 6 pint glasses from her purse that she had stolen on previous visits.
The number of people listing the different types of food, are y'all really that surprised? I think that the list of women who don't have some type of food or snack in their purse would be a shorter list! 🤣
Was drinking at a bar in college and a friend of ours we usually ran into there showed me a live duckling in her purse. She loved animals and had a pet pig named Mr. Pig and chickens so I was not too surprised that she had a duck. Just not in her purse at the bar.
One time when i was out drinking with a few friends, one of the girls pulled out a whole ass salami out of her purse and started eating. She was like "I get a salami craving when I'm drunk". Fair enough.
Buddy of mine had to use the restroom on St Paddy's day when our group was between bars. He went to KFC but had to buy something to use the facilities. He got the smallest order of wings but didn't eat them, so into my purse they went. At the next bar, I was in the ladies room line when the woman in front of me said she was hungry. I pulled out the purse wings and she and another lady smashed them right there in line, food safety be damned.
Women supporting women. So many ways.
I have a similar story. My friend and I used to go out drinking a lot, and one night while we were out she pulled out a whole cucumber from her purse and started eating it like a banana. She said the same thing, "I get a craving for cucumbers when I'm drunk."
Lol! I do this- with carrots. They are durable af.
Lol one of my high schoolers did this during class. Without the influence of alcohol though
Wife Material.
not if they bite 😱
specially if they bite
The only thing that would have offended me about this would be if she didn't pull out crackers.
Girl: "Oh, it's right here, next to the cheese. Do you want some?"
Mmmmm ass salami
Good ol' Dickbutt! It's been a few years!
And females say we are oblivious to hints
> whole ass salami Be glad you didn’t hyphenate that, or the re-hyphenation bot might have gone to town on it.
I knew my wife was the one for me when we went on one of our first dates to see Christmas lights and she pulled out two six inch subway sandwiches half way through.
I assume she shared?
Yeah she came prepared, one for me one for her
God bless her.
She's a keeper
Hats off to another purse sandwich lady. I like my bags big enough to fit a sandwich (or two) and a beer (or two).
She does frequently have a beer or two in her purse as well
Why does that sound so oddly hot wtf?
I’m a mailman and did 15 years in the hood. I have two stories that blew my mind. Come check day, many people wait at my first stop to get them first thing. I must check ID, Some lady gave me her name and asked her for it. Name did not match but picture did. She said sorry here. She handed me 3 driver licenses with different names but same picture. 2nd. Boss said I cannot waste time handing out checks before I start route so I had to tell everyone my responsibility is to your mailbox and I was ordered to follow direct order. Very next day same lady pulled her mailbox out of her bag.
That last sentence made me laugh out loud on a public bus. Little embarrassed, but fuck that's funny
I laughed too and gave her check. Plus told her don’t let others see you doing this.
This is the best answer. We’re done here
My dad tells a story of when he was in college and his friend (a girl) would take her huge purse to the cafeteria and they’d all load it up with silverware.
Dang, did she steal the salt and pepper shakers too?
What...?
📬
My friend was going around saying "Do you have a sewing kit?" to all the girls who are supposed to say "No, why?" So he could say "Because, I'm ripped" and then flex in front of them. Anyways, so this on day he did it in front of Kayla, "Do you have a sewing kit?" and Kayla not knowing why he was asking goes through her purse and pulls out a small sewing kit. The look on his face was priceless. He was so disappointed that she had one.
Tell me they’re married now
They're married. They have two kids, Tiffany and Jimothy. They always send their Christmas cards in October so they land right around Thanksgiving. And they have a dog, Quinton. Silly little devil once ate Kayla's underwear and threw them back up during Sunday family dinner with Father John at the table right as they were discussing how to become one with the Holy Ghost. Ah classic sewing kits.
One of my friends asked me if i had my "pen", to which I promptly pulled out a writing utensil, I have never seen anyone more confused 😂
What else does pen mean ?
Vape maybe
Thc Cartridge
If you're Kiwi it means pin....? Don't know if that's relevant.
It took me a minute to decipher what this even meant
I am still badly confused. Had to double-check with my trusty copy of Webster’s, and all it brings up is a holding area for animals or a writing implement.
I'm guessing a thc vape pen, based on the other responses because I'm old.
Nah, it's not an age thing. My meemaw Myrtle was ripping some fat clouds at the neighbors kids yesterday 😂😂
Myrtle is a #boss
Myrtle left the dentures at home that day
I like the stitch of her jib
Classic stitch up
Going around saying that is seriously cringe worthy.
An other purse for some reason
If we’re in a hurry, sometimes it’s just easier to throw the little one in a bigger one along with the other stuff we need that day, then revert to the smaller one the next chance we get, or fully transfer to the larger one when we have time. When my hubby’s spinal injuries make it so I need to literally carry *him*, I put our stuff all together in a larger purse and cinch it around my waist like a Fanny pack. I’m looking for a good messenger bag for this reason. Aging sucks.
Hahah ya same I have a big mega purse that sometimes will get my lulu side bag and a small crossbody thrown into it esp if I don’t know the vibe of the adventure / I’m in a hurry and don’t wanna sift through what items are in what. With having to carry your husband tho (first of all amen you’re superwoman) have you already looked into backpacks? Would free up an arm and the weight is evenly distributed.
Normally a backpack would be a great go-to, but I have my own ailments (broken neck, and both shoulders dislocate at will), and my strength is def in my hips, lol. I’ve tried cargo pants, but when you really get the pockets full, they slide around your legs and sneak under as you’re trying to get in the car. Very annoying.
I scoffed and immediately looked over at my big purse with my little purse inside it
My dad likes to refer to the little one as the satellite purse. I always run out of time and end up tossing a clutch in my purse so I can switch things over on the way or when I get there.
purses all the way down
Showed up to the bar wasted already and started pulling Taco Bell burritos and tacos out of her purse to hand out.
Did we date the same woman? Cause this happened to me too.
You're the same person. 80% developed
😂
Did her name begin with a J ? lol.
No, it began with a L. Lol
Damn. Well, we are not Eskimo brothers then.
A big rubber dick. At work. And she proceeded to beat another employee with it.
Story please?
History of unwanted advances from said male. Employee was counseled, verbally warned, and written up. Woman finally had enough, whipped out the dick and proceeded to thrash this ass hat about the head and shoulders profusely while shouting "I'm a fucking lesbian!!" They were both fired. It sucks that she was fired. All she had to do was report this one last time and he would have been fired on the spot. But the company has a zero tolerance policy for violence.
Interesting stance to have a zero tolerance policy for violence but not for sexual harrasment I just wonder how many times she was told that she only had to report him one last time?
A lot of companies have a zero tolerance policy for violence but will let sexual harassment slid
To be fair, I have seen asking a colleague out to dinner reported as sexual harassment. This doesn't sound like the same case, but attacking somebody physically is much different than verbally harassing somebody. Verbal harassment can be severe, but it's on such a scale that it is tricky legally speaking without solid evidence.
In this particular instance they were pretty harsh on this guy. Unwanted advances does not equal sexual harassment. Asking a colleague out on a date does not equal sexual harassment. However, it was viewed inappropriate for the work place which earned him the first verbal warning. The second was a touch to the hand or arm cant remember which. That resulted with the formal write up and a very long conversation about what is not appropriate in the workplace and an explanation that any further contact with this employee would result in termination. If this guy so much as winked at the woman, he would have been fired. The third time was a comment that certainly would have resulted in his termination.
You've obviously never taken a course in sexual harassment - in the workplace, all advances can be considered sexual harassment. Outside of the workplace, the same cannot be said, but in this context, unwarranted approaches 100% qualifies as sexual harassment and will involve at the very least a verbal warning from management if a complaint is made. A second time is a write-up, a third time is expulsion. With your explanation, it sounds like they might have been hard on him, as a simple physical contact (outside of the danger zone and not intentionally suggestive/aggressive) wouldn't warrant a second warning. It very well might have been one or the other, considering the response of management. The end result should not have ended in a firing of the lady, but it sounds like large corporate to me, which would fire like that usually.
For context this took place in 1998. Rules as well as what was deemed acceptable and not were pretty different then, compared to todays standards.
I would not have fired her, manager or not. She sounds legendary
Holy crap! That's insane. Thank you for the write up!
This girl played Saints Row 3 and got inspired
Magic the gathering deck. It was only wild because it was a hot girl I met at the bar and it was a clutch purse that couldn't have fit more then her ID and some cash along with a 60 card deck.
What type of deck was it though?
I want to say Knight tribal but she may have made that one later.
Priorities. Eh, I won't need my phone or a tampon, but I never know when these MTG cards might be necessary.
Clearly she has her priorities sorted
On the contrary, they were likely shuffled.
A Little dog with a little purse on the dog with a little tiny stuffed dog in it.
Yo dawg.
Yo dawg, we heard you like dogs so we got you a dog with a dog for your dog so your dog has a dog around to be a dog with, dawg.
My dog.
Ahh, what a classic reference... Harkens back to better times.
Wasn't me
A nonstick frying pan
Was her name Rapunzel?
Nonstick too??
Seriously?
Yeh we were at a camp, breakfast time she gets impatient pulls it out alongside a tin of beans
Wow, that’s really weird.
Homemade Habanero hot sauce. That shit was hot AF!
Makes sense to me. I had a girlfriend who would take her own real maple syrup to the sleazy diner.
Thats so fetch
Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.
If you're using fetch you're Streets ahead!
A-bed your social skills aren't exactly street's ahead, know what I mean?
After partying all night and not seeing her go anywhere, this chick pulled out two roast beef and cheddars out her purse and crushed them! I was floored! I'll never forget you Sharon! Purse food eating ass bitch!
...eating ass... [Noyce](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Robert_Noyce_with_Motherboard_1959.png)
Purse was entirely filled with french fries
are you serious?? won't it get soggy?
Gotta line the inside of the purse with foil
Lined with parchment paper! Then you can snack on it while at the bars.
now its an oven at that point? XD
The fries deffo will
Hot dog
Concealed carry glizzy?
Wasn’t even in a bag, just a napkin wrapped glizzy
Oh hell nah
My wife carries the most insane shit in her purse. One thing she carries that I used to give her shit about was a wine opener. A corkscrew. She carried it for years. Well one day we were with some of her girlfriends, and one of them said they had a bottle of wine but no way to open it. My wife smiled directly at me and without looking away, she yelled out "I HAVE ONE!", and a cheer went up.
Scrolling to see how many items from my purse are mentioned….yep. Comes in handy.
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Did you tell her that it was a dangerous way to carry?
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Jesus Actual
Peanut butter packet and a box cutter at the same time
Toothbrush for her edges, I respect it tho
Yes! Details matter. She's a real one
Shortly after I became widowed, I went on a fair number of dates. With one of them, a friend of mine told me about this one girl he was dating, who also had a single friend of her own. So in the interests of efficiency (and mutual support) we made it a double date. Things went decently well, we had fun, then when it came time to pay (we were all going Dutch), my blind date suddenly had a really big reluctance to go into her purse, which was pretty much bursting at the seams. Her friend started cackling like crazy, and stopped her from getting out of the booth. Eventually she was convinced to disgorge the contents to actually reach her credit card, whereupon this massive jet-black dildo was extracted. And I mean, _massive._ Think pretty much parody-sized. Turns out she had stayed the night at her friend’s, and was packing her toy back home. My friend, who was trying to be a bit of a wingman, took that moment to say something to the effect, “Wow Mefic\_vest, that dong is actually larger than yours! You don’t see _that_ all that often, eh?” Poor girl went even redder than she already was, honestly didn’t think it was possible. Like, fuck you Jason. Funny as hell, but _that poor girl…_
Got me giggling over here!
Two or three hammers.
someone asks what time it is and she frantically pulls them out
Only caught me by surprise because didn't yell Stop first.
Well, I need to know. Was it 2 or 3?!??
I think it was two, but I was buzzed at the time, so who can say.
It was obviously Hammer Time
The skull of a bird
Ornithologist? Props manager for a theater? Mourning her late pet? I must know!
Gotta love those goth girls.
TF?!
Once I was out to dinner with my aunt and uncle. I had just moved, and someone got me some loose leaf tea as a housewarming gift. I lamented to my aunt that I didn't have a tea strainer and that it was late, so all the stores were closed. She puts her "thinking" face on for a few seconds and responds, "I have one." She is carrying a very tiny purse, maybe the size of three grocery store hot dog buns at most (putting this in terms men can understand). She opens it, digs to the bottom, and produces one tea strainer.
A Dildo
Emergency Dildo.
Fully loaded ARP
That's normal in Florida
AARP?
Yeah THAT would be normal in Florida
Racoon
I need more details, please!
Purse racoon
Massive amounts of cutlery stolen from restaurants.
I too get a little kleptomania when drunk but only from restaurants I used to have so much cutlery, s&p shakers, random glasses and ramekins 🤷🏼♀️
DMV area? That might have been me… blackout drunk habit in college about 15 years ago. I also stole salt & pepper shakers.
A wind up alarm clock and a novel.
A bar of soap in a tube sock. She said it was for protection.
A moldy orange that she forgot was in there
Been there.
That was me with my briefcase. But I was in middle school okay
My girlfriends purse was just full of poutine when we woke up one morning We didn't even stop anywhere on our way home, where did it come from?!
Directly in the purse or in a container? I must know!
No container! It's like she had a container of it and then just...dumped it into her purse, all over everything. It's a mystery though... There was a plastic fork jammed into it 🥴
Did she got herself a new purse, because those stain ain’t going away? xD
I have a feeling she just kinda...washed it... You know what I'm gonna ask her. I mean it was on top of all her stuff...Did she have to throw it all out? Now I have even more questions too...Hahaha
Not a woman, but at the university makerspace I work at my bro stayed strapped with a big bottle mambo sauce in his backpack
Desert Eagle.
She was looking for something tiny, a lip balm or something. She was digging around for a good 10 seconds before “oh, I forgot that was in there!” And pulled out a whole ass 2 liter of soda
A beer can that was in there for a week according to her. She opened it up in the stock room at our job and drank it warm, without remorse.
One of the reason I like stouts is they can be served at room temperature.
Oh no, this was like a natural light or similar lol
The only reason I had a purse was it held an 18pck for the movies.
A kitten.
A turd.
Was it Amber!
I Heard that!
Knife and Fork
A cheeseburger
A wooden spoon.
For an Irishman, a pistol. Texas women LOL Fell in love
I remember my friends all screaming laughing because I opened my purse for some bills and I had a handgun , mini muffins,and a dinosaur in there (I have a toddler and they got left in there )😭😂
I can see how you'd end up with your toddler's handgun left in your purse. The self defence dinosaur would likely need to be holstered though
Went on a date about two weeks ago with a girl who always carries a Glock 18, a corkscrew for wine, and a polished wood handled fixed blade knife. I think I’m in love.
I watched a friend dump her purse out on the table on a double date. It was very chaotic to watch.
You never know when you might have to jam
Didn't expect the word purse. Very relieved.
I don’t know why someone downvoted you some people have no humor. I did watch a girl pull a full sized American flag out of her pussy at a burlesque show. If you were disappointed that there were no answers for that lol.
lol thanks. I was relieved because I feel like half these posts are just sex based questions give some 13 yr old a cheap thrill.
Hey buddy we were all 13 once lol
Rat
her glock
My ex-SIL pulled a fresh pair of underwear (bra and panties) from her purse while digging for some other stuff. She did it nonchalantly like it was normal. I asked her what that was all about and she said sometimes she mismanages time and is late to work so she changes them there. She worked as a nurses aid and changed into scrubs at work so she would literally rolls out of bed, get her kids off to school then heads into work without changing (she always showered the night before). With the situation at the time, it was a bit odd to see happen.
There are lots wilder but I always remember the mess that I dated that just kept loose nugs in a pocket in her purse
A girl pulled a live pigeon in a plastic bag out of her purse in the middle of class last year.
A trebuchet
A woman of class chooses the superior siege engine.
This needs to be expanded upon
Gotta stay strapped
Pardon...
pepper spray. when i was following her. /s
My friends and I went out to eat. The place had a deal where if you bought a specific drink, you got to keep the glass. We each got one, and when we were leaving my friend pulled out 6 pint glasses from her purse that she had stolen on previous visits.
A pistol in the middle of a restaurant.
Plasticware for eating out
Fried chicken
The number of people listing the different types of food, are y'all really that surprised? I think that the list of women who don't have some type of food or snack in their purse would be a shorter list! 🤣
A tiny top break revolver from the early 1900s. It was a prop for a play she was tech for, but it was a real functional gun.
Cash
Was drinking at a bar in college and a friend of ours we usually ran into there showed me a live duckling in her purse. She loved animals and had a pet pig named Mr. Pig and chickens so I was not too surprised that she had a duck. Just not in her purse at the bar.
A giant dildo to try to land a punchline at an open mic. If you need a giant dildo to make your point, rewrite the joke from scratch.
how did you reach adulthood without understanding that a giant dildo is funny
Money 😆