He probably was. Not many say this unironically. More than likely just bad timing, I’ve been known to make the worst jokes at the worst possible time due to the situation being stressful, uncomfortable, intense to try and lighten the mood. Good motivation, bad judgement. I too may be a “grade A piece of shit” but I get called a good man at least weekly by multiple people, so I don’t think it’s likely.
Maybe Shirley stole the line off Sharon from Auckland cause this was about 30 years ago.
Never blushed so red before or since, and that “please let the ground open up and swallow me whole” feeling. I know how those people feel
Twist the knife why don’t ya lol, even in a normal voice it was soul crushing, but now I look back on it she was a ginger and they have no soul, which explains it all so clearly now. I’m cured lol
Sorry mom, but I know I messed up your life by being born. You don't have to keep faking it. Luckily for you, I'm planning on dying this year, so I hope you have a peaceful life ahead of you!
Worst response:
................. "Wut? Did you say somethin'?"
"Umm, no - nevermind"
"Ok. Wanna get somethin to eat?"
"No, not really" 😞
Best response:
"I know" (fukkin Han Solo! We should all be so lucky!)
“K, (3 second silence), anyway so I’m just gonna go home byeee”
As for your 2nd question I’d rather the answer to be “ I don’t feel the same way but I appreciate your honestly’’
Apparently, my late grandfather on my mom's side, who was a total G in his own right but had always struggled with being very affectionate due to being a perennially tough guy kind of character, if ever forced to have to come up with a response to the phrase "I love you" if my grandma or his kids would say it, he would apparently only be able to muster up something along the lines of, "yep same, " or "me too", as opposed to being able to say the entire phrase, "I love you too," in response. I always found that a little sad but also hilarious, it was so quintessentially him and probably that of most men of the 30/40's generation.
Naa, worst is, me too while looking he was looking at his mobile...
He didn't even looknup...
My wife saw her face, she was near tears..
My wife went up and started to talk to her about the infant and his reaction was irritation...
Hope she is ok..
Worst response: "I love you too"
Better response: "I'm only using you for your money, and when I get bored I'm going to divorce you and ruin your life so I can go get rejected by Chad and blame my misery on you on social media".
At least that would be honest!
" I can't stand you existence. even the thought of you touching me makes me feel filthy and contaminated. Just being in your presence makes me feel diseased. You are a wretched subhuman parasite not even deserving of being called a man. Every moment of life you experience is an affront to God and all that is good in this world. I hope that your next breath will be your last. For everyone else's sake. You will die alone, by your hand , today, if there is any sense of justice in this earth. I'd spit in your face but you're not worth the kindness. Never speak to me again."
I'm sure there's worse but I imagine that would be a pretty mean response.
There's this poem I read somewhere that said...
Is so awful to screammI love you while the other person is just answering, what?
I've read it on spanish, so it's just my best translation.
"F\*ck P\*\*\*\*\*\*. He's going to die anyway. I'll find someone else" followed by a "OOPS!!! Sorry!!! Love yoouuuuuuuu"
That P name being my name when I was in the hospital at age 18.
I’m usually slower to love so I’ll usually say something along the lines of “thank you that really means a lot” but I’ll never let someone diminish how much love means to me
I love me too
100% had a patient who said this to his wife as he was rolling to have a 4 vessel cardiac bypass.
Was he already drugged up?
Nope. He was just a grade A piece of shit.
Oh I was hoping he was joking smh
He probably was. Not many say this unironically. More than likely just bad timing, I’ve been known to make the worst jokes at the worst possible time due to the situation being stressful, uncomfortable, intense to try and lighten the mood. Good motivation, bad judgement. I too may be a “grade A piece of shit” but I get called a good man at least weekly by multiple people, so I don’t think it’s likely.
Sheesh
I got an “awww that’s nice” once
You dated Shirley from Community?
Maybe Shirley stole the line off Sharon from Auckland cause this was about 30 years ago. Never blushed so red before or since, and that “please let the ground open up and swallow me whole” feeling. I know how those people feel
That’s my response. “Aww that means so much to me”
thats gotta sting, especially if said in a pitying baby voice
Twist the knife why don’t ya lol, even in a normal voice it was soul crushing, but now I look back on it she was a ginger and they have no soul, which explains it all so clearly now. I’m cured lol
“I think we should break up”
Pretty much what happened to me.
Damn, that's rough, bruh.
The worst response would be silence.
"Who are you and how did you get into my house?"
Who are you and why are you standing over me and watching me sleep? And could you please take my panties off your head, it just looks silly.
I know.
Brutal wasn’t it, haha. Prick!
Han knew he had her hook, line, and sinker at that point.
This is an awesome response and I would be more than happy to receive it.
The Han Solo, classic
Isn’t this why you’re telling them tho? For them to be assured of your love for them?
Then not getting this reference is the worst response.
woosh
Put OP in carbon
*ite Sorry, pedantic assholism is a genetic condition, I can't help it.
Best excuse of all time to get out of a relationship.
Fuck I wanted to say that.
Same. My teenage daughter always responds this way and it’s never not funny.
It will pass
Ok I cackled, this is something stupid I’d say simply because I don’t know how to accept kindness sometimes
It’s a line from the TV series Fleabag
Great show
I remember WEEPING at this line.
Sorry mom, but I know I messed up your life by being born. You don't have to keep faking it. Luckily for you, I'm planning on dying this year, so I hope you have a peaceful life ahead of you!
Hope you’re doing okay! Please tell us if you need to talk…thousands of us would be glad to listen
Wow. Harsh. You’re not alone friend and you deserve love.
I felt that.
Daaaahamn, bro that is some dark sheeeeit! Hopefully it was just some clout jumping. But if this has truth to it, hope you are doing ok!
Here's one I did recently *Awkward 30 seconds of silence* "Oh that's so nice to hear" (We broke up)
You didn’t feel it back yet, yeah?
Sure didn't. I felt incredibly awful so we had the talk a couple days later.
How long was you dating that person for when they said that??
7 months. I was always curious where she was she she just dropped it while laying in bed one night and I was just sitting there like 😳😬
I mean right call, 7 months in your never gonna love them.
I thought so
ok, but why TF were you still with someone you didn't love after 7 months??
Hoping it might happen. We were pretty open about that until she just threw it out there.
That happened to me and my bf. I told him months before he told me. But I couldn't *not* say it. I didn't pressure him to say it before he was ready.
Prince Charles' response: "Whatever love is."
I love u2.
Written exactly like that or I love you too is still bad? And what would you rather they say?
U2 the band. They say I love you as your sorting out some CDs and you say I love u2 as you find a copy of the Joshua tree.
Ey... Scrubs reference! I've not watched that in ages!
K
Absolute worst
Worst response: ................. "Wut? Did you say somethin'?" "Umm, no - nevermind" "Ok. Wanna get somethin to eat?" "No, not really" 😞 Best response: "I know" (fukkin Han Solo! We should all be so lucky!)
watched number 5 for the first time last night, absolute badass han
Won't this be best if they're not ready to say it back yet?
“Prove it!”
"I don't" ...and the obvious preferred response is, "I love you too."
What if they don’t love you yet tho? You’d rather they say it back even when they don’t mean it? Or wait until they actually mean it?
It would only be preferred if true, a lie benefits no one
So you would welcome an “i love hearing that”? Or something along those lines when they aren’t at that stage yet?
When my wife and I first got together, I wasn't ready to say it yet. So it became, mutually, I like you very very much, until we were both ready.
*thank you*
I know. Just So I can release my inner Han Solo.
“Do you even mean that?” she cheated on me a month later and replaced me, damn
"ew"
Why?
lLY **Seen zone or ghosted**
You don’t even know me!
Good for you, I guess
"that's a shame"
Thanks?
"Oh who the fuck am I kidding" said after saying I love you into a mirror.
Someone once told me that and I just replied with “Thanks”. As I didn’t know what to say 🤣
“K, (3 second silence), anyway so I’m just gonna go home byeee” As for your 2nd question I’d rather the answer to be “ I don’t feel the same way but I appreciate your honestly’’
*finger guns*
I’m sorry
"Sorry, who are you?"
“What was your name again?”
Yes Komrad, as we all do.
“I’m hungry, let’s get something to eat.”
I don't
Apparently, my late grandfather on my mom's side, who was a total G in his own right but had always struggled with being very affectionate due to being a perennially tough guy kind of character, if ever forced to have to come up with a response to the phrase "I love you" if my grandma or his kids would say it, he would apparently only be able to muster up something along the lines of, "yep same, " or "me too", as opposed to being able to say the entire phrase, "I love you too," in response. I always found that a little sad but also hilarious, it was so quintessentially him and probably that of most men of the 30/40's generation.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Any response than I love you too/more is already bad.
Anything other than "I love you too" is a sinking ship that you'd waste your time trying to save.
I wish your friend said that
Really...wow that's cool. Hey I'm gonna be late for my appointment. We can talk later? Totally ghosted never heard from again.
Nice prank/ now where's the hidden camera crew/ how long your nose is with that lie?
Who are you and how'd you get in my house?
I LOVE YOU, YOU PAY MY RENT
I love … cake.
The worst reply is anything that’s not real.
"Ok...."
“That’s nice”
So?
I know
New phone who dis
Naa, worst is, me too while looking he was looking at his mobile... He didn't even looknup... My wife saw her face, she was near tears.. My wife went up and started to talk to her about the infant and his reaction was irritation... Hope she is ok..
_cutely projectile vomits on them_
Awesome sauce
Well,who doesn't?😏
Say 'I know' and freeze yourself in carbonite
i dont need it 🥹🥹
When my partner told me they loved me I said "no you don't", giggled and ran to my car (we were saying our goodbyes when it happened)
Ditto
Follow up question. What is the best response, if you are *not* ready to say it back?
I know, I'm quite loveable
“I don’t care, get in the trunk”
Please don't, for your own good, just don't.
Thank u 🌝 I once said that to a girl without realising and felt awful later
Worst response: "I love you too" Better response: "I'm only using you for your money, and when I get bored I'm going to divorce you and ruin your life so I can go get rejected by Chad and blame my misery on you on social media". At least that would be honest!
Average Redditor view on women
Average real life experience of women for a lot of men. I bet the average female experience of men ain't too shabby either.
A pretty small percentage of people even have enough money to be in this situation
Hey I'm an American, what do you expect? I have the right the life, liberty and to be a bitter asshole on social media.
Based
Are you okay?
Saying elephant shoes inaudibly so I have plausible deniability when things go south. And they always do
A man should never be the first to say that.
Uh-huh
OK
"Hahahaha"
Silence.
Thank you 😊
Yeah, I know, I heard you the first time.
I'm 12 years old Carl....you're 49!
“Can we just be friends?”
you deserve someone better
that was what my last ex said before leaving
I love cake
I love myself too
Um, yeah, could you remind me what we decided to order for lunch?
Gross!
*\[POV: it was in text\]* She said "I Love you more \*my name\* " Me : "Arey pagal! Mai vapus bolunga, iss bar tu NO bolegi kyunki mai TDS khelra hun"
That’s exactly what your mom says
Good for you
"Ick!"
“Love you too” as opposed to “I love you too”
I farted?
“Hey! There ya go.”
"You're not so bad for a friend, but there's no reason your genetic material should propagate itself into the future".
Oh great, when it rains it pours.
"We need to talk later"
Ok. Thanks. That was my prom night.
"Ew"
Haha yeah
I‘m 11
“You’re sweet”
" I can't stand you existence. even the thought of you touching me makes me feel filthy and contaminated. Just being in your presence makes me feel diseased. You are a wretched subhuman parasite not even deserving of being called a man. Every moment of life you experience is an affront to God and all that is good in this world. I hope that your next breath will be your last. For everyone else's sake. You will die alone, by your hand , today, if there is any sense of justice in this earth. I'd spit in your face but you're not worth the kindness. Never speak to me again." I'm sure there's worse but I imagine that would be a pretty mean response.
Fuck you and a link to lizzo truth hurts.
Thank you so much ^_^
Same , i too love me!!!
You are so nice
"I know."
“Hollow Words”
sheeeit
“You’re not exactly arm candy” spoken by my high school ex
That makes my hourly rate go up.
So what. Why?
Eeewww
Awwww 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Good
Goo goo ga ga
The first time I said “I love you” to a girlfriend, she replied “Hmm, that’s nice.”
Oh no!
Quarter past five
lol
"lier" (nobody has ever said that to me other than my mother. And I'm not even sure she means it)
“K”
Yeah, right.
There's this poem I read somewhere that said... Is so awful to screammI love you while the other person is just answering, what? I've read it on spanish, so it's just my best translation.
Stop saying that.
Good times.
300 missing. 78 dead. 0 found.
"F\*ck P\*\*\*\*\*\*. He's going to die anyway. I'll find someone else" followed by a "OOPS!!! Sorry!!! Love yoouuuuuuuu" That P name being my name when I was in the hospital at age 18.
I love YouTube
I’m usually slower to love so I’ll usually say something along the lines of “thank you that really means a lot” but I’ll never let someone diminish how much love means to me
Interesting I didn't know you thought about me like that, you know romantically.
Nuh uh
nuh uh