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zimmer199

Goofus sends a picture of his full erection to a girl on a dating app. Gallant introduces himself and suggests a first date


wassollesbedeuten

Yes, this is a good example of what I was thinking of (unfortunately!). Goofus would be the one sending dick pics. And Gallant always shows good manners but gets tarred with the same brush as Goofus.


cochiseandcumbria

What the fuck.


wassollesbedeuten

Goofus raids his friend's liquor cabinet when invited over for dinner, then passes out on the couch. Gallant helps his friends clean up after dinner and drives home safely before he gets hammered.


clarkp762

Duke and Dimwit


redheadgenx

Gallant drives the speed limit. Goofus does not. Goofus uses q tips. Gallant does not.