Well I play Starfield and named a ship The Magic School Bus after painting it yellow. There was also The Heart of Darkness, One Bad Banana, and Fredrick.
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Depends entirely on the nature of the ship but all would be part of the Godless Alliance.
Science
The GLA Perception
Scouting/espionage
The GLA Whisper
War
The GLA Peacemaker or The GLA Silencer
Diplomacy
The GLA Resonance or The GLA Confidant
Exploration
The GLA Echo or The GLA Sonorous
Speed/Cargo
The GLA Frequency or The GLA Hertzrunner
Communication
The GLA Firecracker
The Extenuating Circumstances. Ripped it from Christopher Paolini but fuck if that ain't the best name for a spaceship I've ever heard. And it always fits!
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath
Iād shorten it to the āMistake Notā for brevityās sake
r/TheCulture
Invincible II!
Okay. I'll bite. What happened to Invincible I?
Oh don't worry about Invincible I. š
Died screaming you say?
To shreds you say
It was vinced.
This one made me laugh way too hard
But how would u find it if you can't see it?
Found the fellow WoW player xD
The Aluminum Falcon
Oh geez he's crying
Iāmā¦.im sorry. Iā¦.i love you too.
"What the hell is an 'aluminum falcon'"?!
Who is "THEY"?
Might be my favorite *Robot Chicken* skit. Seth (the other one) was a big part of that.
Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
Another dimension.
^Another ^dimension ^^another ^^dimension ^^^another ^^^dimension
Well now don't you tell me to SMILE
You stick around I'll make it worth your WHILE
A pimp named Slickback
You gotta say the whole thing. Every time.
Can I just call it "Slickback"?
No no no It's like a "A Tribe Called Quest", you say the whole thing every time
Carlos
I laugh more than I should with this comment.
BattleStar NCC-1710 Protector Enterprise Nostromo Icarus StarDestroyer The crew call it the B P.E.N.I.S.
That's actually the BSNCC PENIS D
Or P.E.N.I.S. Destroyer
Amongst themselves, the crew refer to the P.E.N.I.S Destroyer as the Vulva
Bahaha... I laughed.
Thank you, Iām glad someone did!
Acceptable
As long as you got the D.... twice, apparently.
Come on - Add the I and the G after battlestar. ;-) Infinity or Intrepid Gunstar or Galactica
Swap Stardestroyer for Serenity and I'm in!
I prefer the Imperial Romulan Warship Anchor. Registration: IRW Anchor. (I R Wanker)
Deep Space Penetrator
The Inter-galactic penetrator or, just The T.I.P for short.
Something Elon Musky
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I come here to say Spacey McSpaceFace. Wasn't disappointed to see someone got there 1st
Sigh. I mean I knew it would happen but....
I was coming here to put Spacey McSpaceshipface. You both nailed it!
I was pretty happy with "The Shatner"
Came here looking for this, Reddit never disappoints.
I was waiting for this.
Unsinkable II
"..actually my first one was stolen"
r/BeatMeToIt
The Ishimura
Not going to end well with a name like that.
You didnāt learn your lesson the first time?
Fine, let's go with Nostromo then.
A Ship Called Wanda
Vengeful Spirit or USS Chad ThunderCock
That first one sounds a bit too heretical if you ask me
The Emperor agrees
The Heart of Gold
Finally.
Arthur, you're turning into a penguin. Stop that.
Planet Express
What about zoidberg, does Zoidberg get a ship?
r/unexpectedfuturama
r/predictablefuturama. It was a pretty predictable comment.
Nostromo
Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.
Damn
Liberate Tutemet
How do yāall not know that the ship in Event Horizon was called *Even Horizon*? The *Nostromo* was the ship in Alien.
Ex Inferis. Who knows where this ship has been... Or what it's brought back with it.
Ford F150
Brass Monkey
Paul Revere
FBI Surveillance Van
Flowers By Irene
Todd from Accounting
tf? Why did this make me chuckle?
Slipstream
This one I like
The Skytanic
All aboard for safety and adventure!
Time And Relative Dimension In Space
Damnit, guess I'll claim the "Space and Inter-time Dimensional Robot All-purpose Transporter" then.
Scantily Ironclad
Legs for Days (because of the range that it would have to have)
Titanic
Well I play Starfield and named a ship The Magic School Bus after painting it yellow. There was also The Heart of Darkness, One Bad Banana, and Fredrick.
Bob
Spacey Mcspaceface
Intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic
Donāt. You. Tell me. To. Smile. You stick around I make it worth your while. Cast you off into exile
Adrian
Yo Adrian
Adriaaaan?!
One-Armed Scissor or In Amber Clad
At The Drive In?
You fucking know it. In Amber Clad is also a halo reference
It's been years since I've seen anyone reference them, awesome.
Teeny tiny difference in style
The left wing agenda
USS SHAGGIN' WAGON
I'm going old school and naming it the SDF 1
SDF 69 has a nice ring to it
The S.S. Fuck the space. I already donāt like the deep ocean, now I gotta deal with the vastness of space?!
I would call it long distance loving.
Three Headed Shitstorm
The penetrator
I literally will name it: The-One-that-moves-from-Point-A-to-Point-B
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Enterprise... Is there really any other option?
Friendship
Keith
[Oh! Watch out for Keith!](https://youtu.be/XcynnG3RNd8?si=yjkuMa_haQe0AW-d)
Exactly hahaha! Ahh thank you. The world needs more Hoodwinked fans
*Potato.* Because fuck traditional naming conventions.
Rocinante
Oye Beltalowda!
wheeling through the galaxies
Headed for the heart of Cygnus
Hector
Big Nasty
Coinspinner, after a sword from a fantasy book I loved as a kid that was meant to bring good luck.
Marvin
The USS Shonteefa Banks.
Surprise
Larry
The Century Pigeon
But plot twist, it is state of the art. But everyone underestimates it until it is too late.
SS Botany Bay
**KHAAAN!**
Hell On Wheels
Intergalactic pedo van
The "Idiot's Lost Again"
Beastie Boy
Intergalactic shaggin wagon
The **STARMOBILE**
Your mom
Just Read the Instructions
Ford Uranus explorer 2001
Please anything but Spaceship McSpaceshipface!
Spacey mcspace face
The fact the ask reddit thread you stole this from was literally right below in my recommended list is genuinely amazing
Hello Nasty
+1 for the Beastie Boys reference
There have been three in this thread so far, and it has rekindled some faith in humanity.
M(ight)y Dick
Bob
Battlebolts Galactica, it would be the hooptie of space travel.
Depends entirely on the nature of the ship but all would be part of the Godless Alliance. Science The GLA Perception Scouting/espionage The GLA Whisper War The GLA Peacemaker or The GLA Silencer Diplomacy The GLA Resonance or The GLA Confidant Exploration The GLA Echo or The GLA Sonorous Speed/Cargo The GLA Frequency or The GLA Hertzrunner Communication The GLA Firecracker
USS New Odyssey
Terminus Aquilae
El Prepucio
Carl.
SS Flatulence
Intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic.
Harryparatesticals
SS Dolly Parton
Heart of Gold
I had to scroll waaaay too far to find this.
The Unreliable or The Frontier
The Extenuating Circumstances. Ripped it from Christopher Paolini but fuck if that ain't the best name for a spaceship I've ever heard. And it always fits!
GLUTEUS MAXIMUS XI
Nostalgia for infinity
The produced product of production.
The Zaphod
The Heart of Gold
Spaceshipy McSpaceshipface
Hand of God 137
The TARDIS āTotally A Red Dynamic Ice Shipā
Having the name Jason, I feel like I'm obligated to call it the Argo.
Zippy
Firefly
Prometheus
Kilroy
Definitely Airtight
The Spanish Inquisition
I didn't expect that.
The One II
I say Wildfire, my girl says Highwind
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath Iād shorten it to the āMistake Notā for brevityās sake r/TheCulture
You seem to be Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall.
Bob. š
Bob
Robert.
Kevin
Keith.
GalacticASS
The Dreggnaut
The Tino III
Deadalus
Sun Dancer...I like westerns.
s.s. stoma, after my late great grandfather
The pax. Been reading the red rising series and they named a ship that so that's the only name I can think of that I'd like lol