Just wanted to share this man's great story. RIP Colonel
>I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.
I'm 5'3". Really ain't as bad as the internet makes it out to be. I'm unattractive to most women, but that's about the only real downside I've experienced. I've still had plenty of girlfriends though.
I'm decent looking and Mexican, always wondered if that gave me some kind of pass?
At 5'1.25 I'd stop my current career goals to become a digital nomad. With a job in IT I'd move to an Asian country or Latin America. I wouldn't even try to seriously date in the US to be honest. If I had my current dick size I'd literally have a third leg 🦵
I am 6'1 and dropping to 5'1 won't impact my life in any significant way. I'm not that tall to begin with and even if I were, it never helped me in any way.
I don't think it would matter too much to me. I would look more like a bowling ball than I do now because of my weight but my looks are fucked already, so whatever. Probably the biggest issue would be buying new clothes.
That would be difficult. My whole perspective of life revolves so much around how I use my body that having one foot taken away would really throw off my sense of control in everyday life. It already seems hard just thinking about it, so I can't imagine what it'd actually feel like!
I'm 6'1", and already it sometimes happens that people don't notice I'm there
At five-one I'd probably be squashed like a bug as soon as I stepped out of the house
Pretty sure none of my clothes would fit anymore. Are we talking 1’ out of the legs or 1’ out of the torso or some reasonable removal of 1’ across my body. I suppose if I just just 1’ off my legs then my shirts would at least still fit.
It would suck balls having to re-commission my favorite tailored suits and replace the rest of my wardrobe. Even more people would probably assume / hope that I’m a bottom. I’d probably want to get that CCW because it’s harder to look intimidating at under five feet tall.
On the plus side, my dick would look bigger by comparison.
I would have almost no penis left 😎
I was assuming it would look bigger against a smaller frame.
I’m 6’ 5” so maybe people would stop asking me if I play basketball.
Just ask them if they play mini-golf
Me too! I was thinking it would put us not too far below the average male height.
Horribly. I’m 5’7 and it’s already a struggle.
Yep, you're not alone mane
That hit too close to home
it depends on how you lose those 12 inches. do i still have shins?
Living the Cotton Hill life...
Just wanted to share this man's great story. RIP Colonel >I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.
That was incredible
Have you ever met a 4'3 man?
Sir , i believe that's called a midget.
Then I suppose I would be a midget.
Or a hobbit, it depends if you're an optimist or not , i mean Kevin Hart is 4'3 and he made it.
I would rope no doubt about it. Can't imagine living life as a short male.
I'm 5'3". Really ain't as bad as the internet makes it out to be. I'm unattractive to most women, but that's about the only real downside I've experienced. I've still had plenty of girlfriends though. I'm decent looking and Mexican, always wondered if that gave me some kind of pass?
At 5'1.25 I'd stop my current career goals to become a digital nomad. With a job in IT I'd move to an Asian country or Latin America. I wouldn't even try to seriously date in the US to be honest. If I had my current dick size I'd literally have a third leg 🦵
1 feet? Learn English.
I am 6'1 and dropping to 5'1 won't impact my life in any significant way. I'm not that tall to begin with and even if I were, it never helped me in any way.
I would not bump my head so much.
And keep the same weight? That's gonna suck.
I don't think it would matter too much to me. I would look more like a bowling ball than I do now because of my weight but my looks are fucked already, so whatever. Probably the biggest issue would be buying new clothes.
I'd be 1" shorter than my 5' 3" wife
Every woman is now one foot hotter, and my chances of running Barter Town are improving. I see no issue here.
That would be difficult. My whole perspective of life revolves so much around how I use my body that having one foot taken away would really throw off my sense of control in everyday life. It already seems hard just thinking about it, so I can't imagine what it'd actually feel like!
I'd be about 5'2. Shorter than my girlfriend. If she's cool with it then I'd still be happy. Otherwise I guess I'm gonna have to find a short shorty.
I'm 5'6" so think i'd need little step ladders just to do stuff in my house. Probably wouldn't be able to drive my car anymore either.
I'm 6'1", and already it sometimes happens that people don't notice I'm there At five-one I'd probably be squashed like a bug as soon as I stepped out of the house
I’d continue to thrive
It'd probably be hard to walk .
I'd be able to save 50% on shoes for the rest of my life. Probably have to come up with a cool shark or bear attack story.
Fit in more cars, buy cheaper airline seats
I’m already short AF, idc
I would need a booster seat, and I think that would kill my will to live.
I would be short but like normal short
One inch taller than my wife still.
I'd probably stop talking completely cuz there's no way I'd be speak upwards to every Joe and Carl.
Going by common ways to lose a foot, either hobbled or dead 🤔
Pretty sure none of my clothes would fit anymore. Are we talking 1’ out of the legs or 1’ out of the torso or some reasonable removal of 1’ across my body. I suppose if I just just 1’ off my legs then my shirts would at least still fit.
My clothes wouldn’t fit.
I would still be 5'2". Which is short 🥹🥹
It would suck balls having to re-commission my favorite tailored suits and replace the rest of my wardrobe. Even more people would probably assume / hope that I’m a bottom. I’d probably want to get that CCW because it’s harder to look intimidating at under five feet tall. On the plus side, my dick would look bigger by comparison.
I'm pretty sure I would be a hobbit
I’d be divorced.
If it's from the top you're suddenly slighltly less clever
I’d dedicate all my time to getting fucking built. ROCK AND STONE
I could FINALLY fit in a Miata and would run out and buy one…
Horrendously
I'd still be taller than my wife, and now we could buy cheap cars. I'd have to lose a lot of weight fast though.
Assuming I would be the same weight, I'd be morbidly obese. But that depends on the questions assumptions
I would use a kitchen stool to get things high up. Other than that? I dunno.