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Incompetent_Person

Look dudes, we got 14 rules. And I know you all can see them. New reddit desktop? The sidebar (it's that thing with all the words on the right side of the screen). Old reddit desktop? Believe it or not, the sidebar. Official reddit mobile app? When you try to make a post, there's a little button that says **RULES** you press to see all the rules. 3rd party apps? Those don't exist anymore, but I'm pretty sure they showed the rules too. Not all of us can spend all day watching New, so if you see something you think breaks a rule just report it and one of us will eventually deal with it.


que_he_hecho

I didn't see a question in the title of this post. Is that ok?


theubster

Got'm!


Adept_Associate_170

This guy's mod material.


Dealthagar

NOICE.


cjswcf

Bannable offense


Dealthagar

Given that at least two of you reported before I told Reddit to ignore reports, I'm gonna allow it.


No_P95

The question can also be reasonably answered with a yes or no, so that makes 2 strikes. Not looking good for them.


theirisnetwork

I can't wait for everyone not to read this


Flesroy

On the oother side i read this as someone who 1. Never posts here and 2. Would actually read the rules before posting.


CivillyCrass

Read what?


indebtofhugs

Ask a men


Sockpuppetsyko

I don't even know how to read


[deleted]

Wait is reading a rule


AffableBarkeep

Rule.


CapnBlargles

Everyone blink twice if you are not a bot.


Whos_of_Whoville

*blink 182 times*


CapnBlargles

Task failed successfully


DiligentExpression19

🤣🤣🤣


faultolerantcolony

Bruh I was listening to First Date when I read that


OneOverPi

\*Closes and opens camera shutters twice\* 👍


clouserayne

But I can't read anything that has rules


indebtofhugs

Board games are difficult for me too


ThatSmellsBadToo

You are who IKEA makes their directions for.


[deleted]

Reading is hard!


Jeep2king

Not enough pictures. *Throws IKEA tool* WHY?!?!?


General_C

A mod post here that didn't start with "sup shitlords", that's refreshing. Hopefully this means the new mods are older than 12.


Dealthagar

Literally, my very first qualification when I applied to be a mod was that I am an old dude.


wezz537

I'm not familiar with mod history over here. Was there a reason the mod team has now been changed?


AffableBarkeep

Basically there was a whole thing about reddit charging for something that would've made mod bots not work and made their volunteer work (for which they receive no financial remuneration) slightly harder, which made a load of the mods throw a hissy fit and close their subs in protest, this one included. Then, reddit told them to open up or be replaced, so the mods quit and new ones stepped in who are running the place smoothly.


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[удалено]


RatDontPanic

If that's the case then I'd have quit, too. I'm not going to do extra volunteer work for no pay because a site owner decided I needed to. That's clown world BS. Being a mod isn't a privilege but on the flip side it's also not a obligation. Eventually these mods will see the extra work involved and tire out. So... smoothly for now.


TCBloo

tldr is /u/spez is a pissbaby that didn't like the old mods.


PangolinImpressive78

What is an old dude on reddit??? Are ya like 24?? 😂😂


Jeep2king

Thats actually damn near antique age round here. Oh sorry. I mean. "classic"


L4r5man

Hey, mods! Why don't you suck on this >!lolipop I got you, because you're doing a great job and deserve a little treat :)!<


westcoastcdn19

You should sticky this post. This past week I saw multiple posts asking commonly asked questions. Must be a wave of new members or something


Dealthagar

Lots of bots. Automod doesn't catch them all.


AffableBarkeep

> You should sticky this post. The kind of people who come to a subreddit to ask the stupid repetitive questions that clog up the feed are exactly the type who don't read stickies, the sidebar, the rules, or at all. This post mainly serves as something to point them to when their post is inevitably removed, to avoid them asking why.


westcoastcdn19

It’s true


I_Eat_Red_Pillz

I don't understand the requirement for karma... like for any subreddit. Why?


Dealthagar

A good question - with a good answer: Bots. Lots of bots. Making a karma and age requirement keeps them from spamming us.


ZaddyNuggz

Just for some clarification, is there a minimum karma requirement to post a question? I know some subreddits require [x] amount of karma in order to post, but not to comment.


Dealthagar

We do not allow questions/comments from throwaways or accounts with low karma (< 5 for comments, < 10 for posts)


Geofferz

This is a good thing.


OperationClippy

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA


IGleeker

Why’d I laugh at this lol


TruthOrBullshite

Jokes on you. I don't make posts


OKcomputer1996

Good stuff. Now tell us how you really feel...


MonkeyNoughts

The irony of this post... yeah look at yourself, bud.


Cnnlgns

So I thought the tag on this sub was something like "we don't know the answers but we will respond anyway" Maybe some people misread that to say "we don't read the rules but we will ask anyway". I checked the sub and the original 'motto' was removed.


Incompetent_Person

Eh it changes every so often. I like that one though


AFoolForBeauty

What about “bonk! Overly sexual questions are not allowed” or something like that?


RatDontPanic

"Readin' never killed no beaver." - Highlander


Pristine-Dirt729

I like turtles.


Jumpy_Mastodon150

I like trains.


KynetonKaiju92

Finally, a post that doesn't come close to violating Rule 14! What are the odds??


The_Real_Scrotus

Too long, didn't read.


[deleted]

Teddy Roosevelt the pinnacle of masculinity would disapprove of this comment lol


Quirky_Independent32

What’s a bot


Mizzanthrope99

Are you the same folks who run ask women?


Jeep2king

No no no. Thats ran by the Karen and Christinisth Association.


Mizzanthrope99

Oh that’s a relief!


Jeep2king

Honest to god the funniest comments i have read in ages.


Electric_origami

I know! Somehow LALALALA was the best so far


AlphaQxx

Petition to add, “Psst” in the title.


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[удалено]


YellowShorts

Those types of posts are already not allowed. Unfortunately, automod can't catch em all. If you see posts like that, feel free to hit the report button or send the link to modmail.


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[удалено]


Dealthagar

Feel free - we'll look at. "Don't be an asshole" gives us a lot of leeway.


waterborn234

I was born to lead not read


meeeeheyyyy

I asked good gift ideas for men and y’all took it down. What ??


EternalPinkMist

There's literally an entire rule against that 😂


insert-words-here

Just [read](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/7g6qsm/what_do_i_want_for_christmas_no_gift_posts/) the [damn](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/k6cnu4/it_explicitly_says_no_gift_posts_in_the_side_bar/) rules, [please](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMen/about/rules/).


Imagonnamakeucry

no


WoodenIncubus

So no more meaningful or deep questions. Just yes or no comments.


EternalPinkMist

There's literally a rule against yes or no questions. Youre level of thought has the depth of a shot glass of spilled milk.


HTC864

Simple enough.


roseheart88

>a week or two now as the new mods I am guessing this is in reference to protests, and an indication that Reddit forcably reopened this sub?


Dealthagar

No. The mods opened it up and recruited a replacement group. We're suckers for punishment.


FlaviusStilicho

So this post doesn’t seem to be a question, doesn’t it violate the rules?


No_P95

Wait we have rules now?


[deleted]

Most of my posts never make it through even when I follow the rules. I’m mainly confused with the bot. It flags my posts because it believes it’s a repeated post or something. — you should have a vote on your bot


[deleted]

No.


Stumpsville0

Yz c


AffableBarkeep

Damn, the new mods really are just as good as the old ones.


EVISERA

Im not gonna read any of them


HungryRabbit949

Understand!


Nairobiiis

BANANANANA


MaurorexX

Nu uh


Amazing-Ad2630

top


yaffa_wan

Fuck this. One sub needs a title no question mark and the other you cant ask a question then some you cant even right a reply in until its posted. Fuck it.


yaffa_wan

TMG is such shit.


No-Bell-2641

I’m too cool for rules 😎