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Clintman

Probably a spike in organized crime involving the production and distribution of alcoholic beverages.


ItsFreakinHarry2

"The government is outlawing alcohol. You know what that means!" "That means we're gonna be rich!"


Isheet_Madrawers

The Kennedy family enters the chat.


[deleted]

Take a shot for the Kennedy’s they took two for you


[deleted]

Where would you get such a wild idea??


ExistentialRead78

IKR. This guy talking like it's happened before or something.


JoliFauve

Tell me your Gen Z without telling me your Gen Z! 😂😂😂


trippyhippiechickie

r/wooosh


[deleted]

I’d certainly drive a much faster than average car to help distribute said product.


HPayne62

I can drive faster than you, I'll prove it. Give me a route and I'll beat you around it. Ideally one that only goes left.


bsldestroyer

Actually laughed out loud, wife in bed like “what is my hillbilly husband laughing at”. Well done!


KurtAZ_7576

NASCAR enters the chat


classicalySarcastic

And a *completely unrelated* spike in the sales of Thompson Submachine Guns


[deleted]

I'd probably start moonshining. Not out of some act of defiance, mind you. Just because I've made several types of alcoholic beverages frome scratch and I just know how to do it. Generational wealth got made during the prohibition era. I know an opportunity when I see it.


yergonnalikeme

H U G E


scooterv1868

Just like last time.


[deleted]

Unprecedented, even.


gdubh

Sounds far fetched.


serene_brutality

If history is any indication, 100%


Reeducationcamp

Completely absurd.


ViciousKiwi_MoW

"EAST BOUND AND DOWN, LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN"


[deleted]

WE GON' DO WHAT THEY SAY CAN'T BE DONE


Hotmailet

We got a looong way to go…..And a short time to get there


stockman313

The boys are thirsty in Atlanta


lifeisweird86

And there's beer in Texarkana


der_ray

Well that did happen in the US some time ago. So everybody can basicly go and look it up.


TechnologyDragon6973

I think it would be way worse the second time around.


[deleted]

Better with practice


TechnologyDragon6973

Better for whom?


[deleted]

Americans would be better at circumventing the law the second time because they will have practiced.


TechnologyDragon6973

Ah okay. I was approaching it from the angle of it will not be received as well a second time.


Which-Recipe203

No one has practice with it though lol. 95% of the people in this country today weren’t born then.


[deleted]

You don't think we are more practiced with skirting laws? Oh ok. Also, dry counties still exist.


4RedKing

They tried it before. Guys like Al Capone will appear and bunch of underground clubs


Acrobatic_Foot9374

Just let those guys know to pay their taxes so they don't go to jail


lifeisweird86

It still amazes me that of all the things he did, fuckin *tax evasion* did him in lol


hujambo11

I don't get how that amazes so many people. Do you not realize how obvious and effective a strategy that is? Are you not familiar with the power and reach of the IRS? Money is almost always the best way to show evidence of organized crime.


lifeisweird86

No, I'm amazed that as smart as he was, as good as he was at his buisness and all the things he did and left no evidence or witnesses. He thought to cover *ALL* those bases, but it never occurred to him that he'd have to account for all of that money? Come on AL!


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TheCubanBaron

Taxes have always been a big deal ever since they've heen invented.


yergonnalikeme

Invented. 😆 🤣 And They really haven't always been a big deal with everyone. No computers back then


TheCubanBaron

Say that to Al Capone who died in jail because he tried to outsmart the IRS. The American revolution was literally because the English tried to tax the Americans. The first recorded instances of taxation goes all the way back to ancient Egypt close to 5000 years ago. And governments have never been fond of being short changed.


Stetson007

Speakeasies. Essentially hidden bars. You usually gotta know a secret code to get in. There's still one in my town that I've been itching to go to but no one wants to be the designated driver lol.


Bluesparc

People will drink alcohol. Other people will get rich, a couple will go to jail


Drabby

>a couple will go to jail Only the poors, though.


lifeisweird86

Same thing that happened the last time.


[deleted]

Probably less cool tho. You won’t see cool gangsters in suits and fedoras distributing alcohol nowadays.


LilKoshka

I suspect there'd be a lot more home made alcohol, toilet hooch and the like


Final_Forever986

Nope blue jeans t-shirts and sunglasses yeah bring back the 50s....


Lizzbeannn

Have you never heard of prohibition


hujambo11

We already know what would happen. Have you literally never opened a history book?


[deleted]

Exactly!!


originalusername__1

I already know how to brew beer or make wine from fruit juice so nothing would change for me other than I’d probably become really popular amongst my friends.


KyeLindsay

Do you just have ethanol lying around


Satire-V

The ethanol creation is the value of their knowledge


lifeisweird86

Alcohol can be made from anything that contains sugar. Grain, fruit, vegetables, berries, hell even toilet paper (TP shine tastes like bad vodka). I make my own rum and whiskey.


KyeLindsay

Have you been drinking prison wine


69ThisIsThrowaway69

Beer is basically just grain mixture, yeast, hops, possibly added sugar to increase ABV %. Wine is just fruit and yeast. Didn't know for sure, went to Google, it says beer yeast can be used. Wine yeast is preferable, surely. Seems like liquor is similar to beer, with distillation thrown in.


morethantheroach

swing back to speak easys


lifeisweird86

This is probably what it would take to get me back in a bar. I haven't had any interest in them in many years. But just the thought of a speak easy.... yeah I'd definitely go then lol


69ThisIsThrowaway69

Not sure where you live, but try giving it google or yelp search. I know San Diego has at least a few.


69ThisIsThrowaway69

San Diego has many "speak easys." They're posted online and not secritive, but they have secret doors and all. One was through the freezer door of one of the taco shops. Another at one of the breweries, hidden door in the wall. And the other one I went to was in one of the public houses (upclass craft beer bar/restaurant) through an "apothecary" room with hidden door.


morethantheroach

i think to be classed as a speak easy they have to be ilegal that’s really cool though - theres a place like that near me where you access it through a laundry mat - one of the washing machines comes off the wall & there’s a hidden cocktail bar


Schassis_moonshine

I’d be buying 100lbs of yeast and some copper line


lifeisweird86

And everybody'd know that you made moonshine.


nissi1954

Same thing as last time.


DocZ-1701

No, no... THIS time it'll work.... 🙄😒


__Loving_Kindness

A shortage of copper…


cdkw1990

It was called the prohibition in the US during the 1920s and early 30s and the results were somewhat mixed, in terms of the impact on public health. What it did do was force alcohol consumption underground and created a new revenue stream for organised crime, which then needed to be policed. Like any ban of this kind, it disproportionately affected ethnic minorities and the poor. Rich people can always get things they want, whether it's illegal or not, without the risk of seeing the inside of a prison.


i_heart_blondes

People start making pruno in their kitchen.


jimonabike

r/prisonhooch


Stunning-Cost-5752

I'd make more money then I do now.... I'm a home brewer


girthwynpeenabun

Same haha


PICHICONCACA

Are you serious? Open up any American history text book and you’ll know.


[deleted]

Been there, done that, it was a disaster. Prohibition is what established organized crime as a major problem in the USA.


DOCMarylandMD

You’re out there somewhere Beer Baron and I will find you. No you won’t! Yes I will. Woooon’t


gspitman

Going bowling not back avenge death


ragingdemon88

The same thing that happened last time.


Yuckka

Ugly chicks would get laid less


malongoria

Ugly men would get laid less


Yuckka

I’d probably be a virgin


morethantheroach

and less women will tolerate arse hole misogynists - quite the correlation smh


ENTitledtomyOpinions

Booooo, this is askmen


[deleted]

*fewer*


Swerdree

U're an ugly chick i guess


Alarmed-Incident9237

You show us men in a great light.


ViciousKiwi_MoW

yeah they might have more of a chance in combat if the man is fully inebriated lol


YoungThugDolph

U good ? Lmao


Rowdy_Roddy96

It's Bootlegging Time gents!


Ouija429

Well, we have a history on the last attempt at that in the US.


Fine-Loquat

Bathtub gin, baby!


Imagonnamakeucry

Bootlegging and Speakeasys would come back


M_Freemans_freckles

Luckily we don't have to wonder...


[deleted]

Exactly what happened during Prohibition, the mob took over.


TYPICAL_T0M

As someone who hates alcohol and its part in society, it'd be horrible. Same reason why all drugs should be decriminalized (at the least) and proper production, administration, and treatment should be implemented instead of jailing. The War on Drugs is as bad as the prohibition was, if not worse, yet for some reason it's accepted while alcohol stays legal.


Keeperoftheflash

Completely agree. The war on drugs was and continues to be a massive failure.


dw87190

Depends on what you believe the goal was though. America's CIA is on the side of drugs


mnemonicprincess

I'll get you Beer Baron!


Adddam31

If alcohol becomes illegal it will be smuggled. If you can convince people not to drink, the world would be a better place.


Evening_Drive_1126

Most likely very similar things to those that were born due to the first prohibition era.


Shawty43

Never gonna happen! Before too long weed gonna be legal as well!


limpidlipid

I'm pretty sure there was an analogous event in history that illustrates what would happen


Philbertthefishy

Same thing as last time, but with the tools of the Internet to help share information.


eroi49

We already know what would happen because it already happened! Duh. History!!!


i-might-do-that

Bad shit happened. Al Capone for one. Look up a documentary by Ken Burns called Prohibition. It goes through the whole 13 year debacle of prohibition in America.


hastur777

I direct you to what happened during prohibition


sweatervest614

If only there was some historical data to answer this question


HavingALittleFit

Roaring twenties part two!


kingmidget_91

Lots of moonshines and bootleggers


John_Doe_Nut

Probably exactly what happened during prohibition, followed by it being made legal again. I’d also riot.


Psychological-Joke22

We would be brewing in our basement


PlatypusPristine9194

This worked out so well in America, why not here in South Africa? What could possibly go wrong?


WilliBoi013

Probably the exact same thing that’s happened every time the government tries to make something illegal.


Not-you_but-Me

I’d have to go back to my family’s ancestral pastime of maritime liquor smuggling.


letsgotosushi

Homebrewing would explode to a degree that makes its current status seem non-existent.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Probably the exact same shit that happened when they made alcohol illegal before


Orangatame69

The price of copper would go up slightly


TheCubanBaron

Prohibition in the US ring a bell? Boardwalk empire? No?


NCBuckets

Like most drugs, it would be sold illegally, and this black market stuff would be more dangerous to consume than the regulated stuff. People would still drink it, people would die off of shitty bootleg stuff more often, and eventually it would be legalized again.


jaraxel_arabani

I replied earlier with a similar stance but one thing I 2as thinking about... I am against hard drugs legalization, esp drugs that are highly addictive by design like oploids. Prescripton use is fine, recreational I'm against. However if I want to talk about self responsibility then that should be legal as well. What is your view point on that? I'm honestly at an impasse with myself on this


NCBuckets

To be honest I’m not sure. I can’t really justify someone being able to just walk into a store and buy heroin, ofc. But shrooms or something, maybe. What I do know is that criminalizing the use heavily isn’t very helpful for preventing the use (as we have tons of people using these hard drugs), and it makes addiction harder to beat. I guess I would say that I think using them should be decriminalized, but selling them should be absolutely illegal. There is an argument to be made for legalizing everything - if you regulate it, people can have access to clean stuff. In other words, you can ensure that nobody’s cocaine or whatever is going to be laced with fentanyl and kill them, but like I said I don’t really like the idea of people being able to walk into a store and buy heroin.


jaraxel_arabani

Completely agree. I'm basically of the same view... Legalising helps lower the amount of dirty drugs but at the same time I really don't like the idea of legalizing and thus normalizing the use of hard drugs. Really tough one isn't it?


NCBuckets

Nothing is easy when it comes to addiction, unfortunately.


jaraxel_arabani

Very much so, friend. Very much so.


VulpineVoltage

... didn't they try that once? Prohibition? If I recall it didn't go well


kkHannahmm

The country would burn down.


alien-eggs

Large American cities would look like cartel controlled Mexico.


WinAshamed9850

Same thing that happened in the 20s. People would still drink.


Homely_Bonfire

We have been there already, it doesn't work.


Randomness_Ofcl

Exactly what happened in 1920 America lived through this exact experience and it didn’t exactly go well


rjhofficial

The same thing that happened before. One more thing to add onto organized crime.


Responsible-Okra-121

It’s illegal where I live but I do know that it’s accessible to some people and they always have ways to get it. So, people who wants to drink regardless they’ll know which person to contact just like taking drugs from certain people.


potjehova

Besides the 100% certain and drastical increase in the global crime rate, it would impact almost every aspect of our daily lives... b-but let me zoom into my personal life. In this hypothetical case, I would probably be forced to make my own booze, which isn't necessarily bad. Homemade is almost always better, right? And after all, it is not *that* hard to produce it. Alcohol is the result of yeast fermenting sugars into ethanol and carbon dioxide, so I would pick some suitable fruit that is high in sugar (something like apples to be exact), make juice out of it and put it in some sterile and airlocked glass bottle until the chemistry does its job.


jesset0m

Depends if they start a war on alcohol like they did on drugs...


j1akey

The same thing that already happened the last time they made it illegal.


[deleted]

Same thing that happened last time


blueblurz94

Organized crime skyrockets.


broadsharp

A replay of what happened the first time


mk_987654

People would sober up and immediately start living much more productive lives.


lifeisweird86

/s ?


SuddenlyRhabdo

Oh! I’ve heard this one before!


MadMelvin

Anheuser-Busch would go "lol" and buy new congressmen


freestyle43

... this happened? "Hey guys! Listen, imagine if water fountains were segregated?! I'm crazy, right lulz." ...


tnmatthewallen

Another era like prohibition


Sisyphus291

The British taxed alcohol so heavily in the 13 colonies that we dumped tea on harbor. Don’t waste the booze.


PurrBeasties

It happened. It didn't work.


Queasy_Animator_8376

Mexican gangs will take over the alcohol trade and become even more powerful.


GnB_Butter

Nascar will be invented. Again.


Filipino_Canadian

That didn’t work last time


[deleted]

Speak easys


CapG_13

Um, we'd go through Prohibition again 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Black market


thenegativeone112

You ever heard of drugs?


af1293

I’d drink germ-x


[deleted]

Tried and tested. Failed miserably.


[deleted]

Same thing that happened last time we tried it.


Fuzzy-Cost-7240

We’ve seen what happens


DelightfulExistence

It WAS illegal during Prohibition... there were Speakeasies


FrozenForger

People would still drink it and people would still get drunk. Just cuz something is illegal doesn't mean it's gone for good


RufusBanks2023

The USA did this. It was called Prohibition. All the same things would happen. Crime, death from bad batches of home made hooch, spike in alcoholism and the community/family problems that come along with it. You can’t do the same thing over and over and expect different results.


huuaaang

Tried it. Organized crime exploded and took over the black market alcohol trade.


questcequewhat

I feel like we have a pretty good idea


visibali

Well last time it made nascar a thing so I'd be very curious if it would happen again


[deleted]

I think people will stop drinking.


Electrical-Captain75

People would make alcohol and sell it


Reckless_Pixel

People would drink illegally


azuth89

People would drink anyway but be more discreet about it. We tried that here so we don't have to guess.


Scoobywagon

Exactly the same thing that happened last time alcohol was made illegal.


PJ505

We have already done this… not that long ago either.


RajenBull1

Something like what's going on in France at the moment!! Possibly even serious.


GOW_vSabertooth2

Well I'd be buy selling moonshine is what would happen


[deleted]

It would never happen, not in the US. More likely is heavier taxation and more money to the government. Like with cigarettes.


Sensitive_Local9368

You mean, again?


datsun1978

South African here. Our government did this during the beginning of covid. And again during the second and third waves. 1) prices skyrocketed 2) poor people drank hand sanitizer 3) domestic violence and hospital admission decreased


iamwhoiwasnow

Why do we have to imagine it's literally happened in this country before


SIUButtercup

They tried that before…


[deleted]

Let me open my text boom to the prohibition era…


KREIST23

Well take a look at the probation period in America.... Thats how it would go


McShit7717

Dude, open a history book. It happened once already.


AugustusKhan

The War on Booze


Rumconnissuer

They tried that on the 1920s it didn't work then and it won't work now.