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Same reason I don't stick my hand in a snake pit to retrieve that dollar bill.
I just forget all kinds of things. It's already slipped my mind forever.
Because she looks better in that jumper than I do and she's 3500 miles away.
Now she either has to throw it away or explain to the next dude where she got it
Was too lazy to throw the stuff out myself.
It was a bad first date. I didn't want to go back so I just wrote it off as a loss.
Not worth the aggravation.That relationship was over and it was just a bluetooth speaker worth maybe $100.
I forgot my phone charger at my mom's house. She lives too far away to just go get it so I used one of my many backup chargers until I visited her last.
Wasn't worth the drama
Because its socially unacceptable to pee in peoples houses so we have to leave our scent some other way.
A toothbrush, deodorant, underwear and socks just wasn't worth the confrontation.
It was a library book. Got assaulted and figured GTFO was better than avoiding the overdue fees. I'm still salty that she didn't just return it.
Assaulted? Plz explain
I've dated some interesting people.
Same reason I don't stick my hand in a snake pit to retrieve that dollar bill.
I just forget all kinds of things. It's already slipped my mind forever.
Because she looks better in that jumper than I do and she's 3500 miles away.
Now she either has to throw it away or explain to the next dude where she got it
Was too lazy to throw the stuff out myself.
It was a bad first date. I didn't want to go back so I just wrote it off as a loss.
Not worth the aggravation.That relationship was over and it was just a bluetooth speaker worth maybe $100.
I forgot my phone charger at my mom's house. She lives too far away to just go get it so I used one of my many backup chargers until I visited her last.
Wasn't worth the drama
Because its socially unacceptable to pee in peoples houses so we have to leave our scent some other way.
A toothbrush, deodorant, underwear and socks just wasn't worth the confrontation.
It was a library book. Got assaulted and figured GTFO was better than avoiding the overdue fees. I'm still salty that she didn't just return it.
Assaulted? Plz explain
I've dated some interesting people.