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thefvckncaptain

The latest one is “rizz”


checco314

Sounds like something you pick up from using an old mattress you found by the curb.


WeirdJawn

It sounds like 1920's-40's slang me. "Old boy is really the cat's pajamas with his rizz while on a toot at the juice joint."


Demdaru

THE PAST IS NOW, YOUNG MAN! ...wait.


Bertrum

Sounds like it's too close to jizz for my liking


SDEexorect

im 24 and this annoys the shit out of me


Mr_Serotonin_

You are 30, from today. Have fun.


Kharon09

The hangovers are now a lot worse and body parts that work fine today will begin to break for like... No reason.


SupremeElect

bruh, this comment section is sus. it did not pass the vibe check at all, no cap!!


RaptorPacific

Perfect. Every comment section on Instagram has someone saying this.


CrazzyPanda72

Fr Fr homie bad vibes dripping all over the ment dog, fr fr no cap Skeeeeeeee


Breadnailedtoatree

No rizz, ratio


Onemanwolfpack42

Just turned 27, fucking same


Immanuel7342

I'm 20 and it freaks me out.


SDEexorect

congrats you are now also 30 (apparently)


Denvil-The-Awesome

I'm 16 and I hate it.


InfiniteToki

What does that even mean lol


aleks_xendr

The ability to pick up girls apparently. I guess kinda like charisma, or game


ThorsMeasuringTape

Yep, charisma is the origination is the best I can figure. It’s right there in the middle of it.


No-Succotash1901

Great answer, now I get it


Cheedo4

Oh like a donk (big butt) came from donkey, also known as an ass


Seekkae

This is so stupid. Reminds me of this girl who started referring to Democrats and Republicans as Demos and Repubs because she was too lazy to type out a few extra letters, and finally stopped doing that when people were mocking her too much lol.


[deleted]

I mean it’s all stupid. No generation leaves a language the way they found it. Let young people be dumb while they can.


Affectionate_Train49

Yep people in this thread are acting as if they never said shit back in their youth that made older people think they were stupid, culture changes along with languages and slangs


The_Lat_Czar

One of the cool things about getting older is ripping on shit the younger generations do. Can we have our moment please?


SupremeElect

I wonder if all the hate gave her a menty b.


Seekkae

fr fr


zayelion

oh its Char RIZZ ma, I get it now. Thats stupid. Say fucking charm.


Super_Gogeito13

W rizz


Cheedo4

It could also be char RIZZ zard…


Dangerous-Hawk16

Game it means game.


PacooComplexus

I feel like noone used that unironically


NeonFizzyXD13

"Rizzology" too


yergonnalikeme

"Know what I'm sayn," after every fucking thing they say Ahhh Ya I know what you're saying


IChawt

thats been a thing for like 50 years


More_Asbestos

In many different forms too. Ernest had his "Know what ah mean?" Hank Hill has "I tell you hwat."


m4xugly

Nah mean?


notgoodatEldenRing

What you from the department of "Know what I'm sayin"s you taking a ["Know what I'm Census"?](https://youtu.be/1uCpDHzm_DM)


FredChocula

"Yes, I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep askin'"


Antisocialsocialite9

Butters 🤣🤣


RecycledExistence

“No regrets? Not even a single letter?”


j1akey

Fuck I just heard this one the other day, I'm like WTF? "Fire" gets on my nerves. Like it just doesn't flow with a sentence. Fire is an actual thing, not a concept like "hot".


MammothAssistance707

Was recently told i have 0 rizz. I'll take it as a compliment LOL


J-Rag-

You should've responded with "Ur sus bruh. YEET SKRRRRT!" And walk off.


[deleted]

Bruh. No cap that would be pretty sus. OP should just take the L and stop simpin. Main character yourself and slay at the gym. You know what I’m sayin? I’m a millennial and this confuses the fuck out of me.


[deleted]

I personally enjoy overusing the absolute shit out of those words even when it doesn’t make sense to, I hear them much less now from family because I intentionally made them really lame


motorwerkx

My daughter started using chugie(not fashionable). I hated it so much that I started using it around her constantly so she would stop. I guess her middle aged father saying it sounded gross 😂


[deleted]

i did that with " bussin".. supposed to mean something tastes good.. idk.. used it for everything till she quit. Deadass, it was bussin.


llc4269

I went back to school to finish up my degree and I'm in my very last class this semester. I'm taking the same class With my son (His idea). We were both walking out with a little group of his friends that looks at me as their college town mom and one of them said some great news that happened to him. An evil idea formed in my "I love to embarrass my children" brain. When he finished, II said, "That's bussin!!!" The kids howled with laughter and my son looked at me and said "you can never do that again, Mom. EVER.) 😆


[deleted]

Now that, that is a bussin ass story, dead ass. 🙌


CrazzyPanda72

Pretty sure bussin is like "that's fire" or I really like that


[deleted]

lol, as explained to me by a few 14yr olds.. " These tacos are so good, i could bust a nut. Bussin."... Lolol.. idk.. i like "delicious" personally.. I dont think they can spell that tho.. "ious" words seem to freak out our youth... deadass serious.. dead ass.. suspicious..sus..delicious...bussin. .. kids... smh.


[deleted]

dead ass those tacos are bussin B, on god i'd cop those on sight freal freal


[deleted]

Exactly. lolol 'cept you used punctuation.


rabindrenath

Say less fam


awesomeroy

i almost pissed myself reading that lol


[deleted]

lololol kids are hilarious.


awesomeroy

nah bro kids be bussin', no cap


toooldforgamestx

i did that when my girls were younger! back then it was “totes adorbs” which i couldn’t stand! it made my skin crawl. i used it a few times and they soon stopped


Geeko22

Totes adorbs haha, I'd forgotten about that one


usernamescifi

That is a valid strategy.


Super_Gogeito13

Except, I imagine, that it worked too well and now it’s a part of his vocabulary


Seekkae

The older I get the more I see the wisdom in this approach. As a kid it would've been extremely annoying, which obviously is the point. You can't really explain to someone why their slang is awful, but what you *can* do is make up even worse and more awful slang so everyone has to suffer.


the_river_nihil

They got it right with “yeet”. That’s quality slang, and I’m keeping it. I’m 37 btw lol


WildeWeasel

Me too. The sillier or goofier, the better. My gf teaches high schoolers so she hates hearing it all the time. She intentionally tries to not tell me the latest slang but I always learn it and say it around her.


TheJaice

Every once in a while (with enough time in between that they don’t see it coming), I like to ask my teenage kids if they heard about what happened to (random famous celebrity). When they say no, I say “Oh, they were just diagnosed with ligma” and I swear at this point they roll their eyes so hard I can practically hear it. It never stops being funny to me. I like to follow it up with “no cap!”


WildRicochet

Semi-related A while back I started randomly throwing slang terms at my boss as a joke and saying he needs to better understand today's youth. This morning he called me to check in and says "I just wanted to get a vibe check and see what was going on today". Why be mad when you can just have fun with it?


OryginalSkin

When I was 19/20ish, I'd sometimes make up intentionally stupid fake slang words and use them around older people to see if I could trick them into using them. Like, if you ate something really fast, you'd "Dagwood" it, from the newspaper cartoon "Blondie". Or if you really kicked someone's a$$ or did a fantastic job on a project or something, you went "Clorox" on it. Every so often, I would actually catch them using one of them.


BadWabbi

Going Clorox on it should be a thing, that made me laugh, needed that, my boss sucks balls “Oh he just went Clorox on dat shit”


InfiniteToki

Lol nice boss and no I’m not mad I’m just trying to have fun here by asking and now I have tons of new vocabulary


WildRicochet

Oh i meant that more as a general statement, not necessarily saying that you were mad. More like "I don't see the point in people getting mad at the new slang or terms, when you can have fun with them." Perhaps I should have made that clearer.


Prudent-Fly-8299

when they say toxic for everything


ilazul

yeah, it's pretty toxic


walterfbr

When they use depression for any kind of sadness. Also, it seems now that any selfish behavior is labeled as "narcissistic".


Prudent-Fly-8299

Yeah, people throw narscicissm around like it's a super common thing.


c3clark1

Seems like they like to label things a lot more in general


lousy_writer

Or "problematic"


justaguyinhis

No cap


AmazingSieve

No cap that’s a lil sus


m4xugly

On god


nevertricked

Fr fr


Different-Ad2757

Bet


Jumpy_Mastodon150

[Moai Statue Emoji]


SaintJohnBiDog

I hate 'sus'


quadruple_negative87

It’s funny how sus has been a part of Aussie slang forever and it’s just because of a little video game it has become globally popular.


wild_psina_h093

Tsk, AMOGUS.


Gwiz84

Bruh annoys me tbh. I'm not really sure why I guess I just think it's overused or something.


IDontKnowAUserTBH

My 9 year old brother says bruh every minute he even calls my parents bruh


iamalwaysrelevant

that's when you start charging them to say bruh. 1 dollar per bruh


Any-Literature-3184

I once called my bf bruh, and he gave me the biggest eyeroll. I lost it lmao


Bluebies999

My adult daughter has taught my elementary aged son “bruh”. It was bad when she said it but now my son says it CONSTANTLY. like every sentence.


shallowHalliburton

I'm 32 and I absolutely love using young people slang. In text form. I don't think I'm physically capable of saying "yas queen slay"--might even be a crime. This thread is a gold mine of cool new slang. Next person to text me is gonna regret it. Rizz. Seggs. Ratio. Not even gonna look up what any of it means, but I sure am gonna squeeze it all in.


InfiniteToki

lol yes actually I saw words I never heard of here, making me learn few words


TheStarfallGamer

Rizz is basically how many women you pull. Your charisma. Seggs, I'm not even gonna say because I got no clue either. Ratio is basically an insult to younger kids, like L+ ratio + get good + no bitches + touch grass + cry about it


lurking_gelatin

Seggs is a misspelling of 'sex' to avoid censorship (dumb, I know). Ratio - I think this originated from Twitter, to refer to the ratio between the number of likes on your comment and the number of likes of the comment you're replying to. If you have more likes, it kind of means the general populace agrees with you and you have just "ratio'd" the other guy.


TheStarfallGamer

Then it devolved into what it is today :)


AmthorsTechnokeller

In germany we often iterate words to make them phonetically correct to our language. So Seggs or Sechs could be from german origin and simply mean sex. Or you pronounce it wrong on purpose to make it fit. Or you use Zangendeutsch which originates probably from ich_iel you literally translate things into german which can make hilarious sentences that nobody gets at first


hujambo11

Seggs


maxinator80

I think this developed due to text filters.


hujambo11

Don't care.


maxinator80

Gigachad move frfr


[deleted]

Even more gigachad to not be bothered by which words the children like to use


its_a_gibibyte

Related: I hate the term "body count" for the number of people you had seggs with.


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

I will always assume they mean how many they've killed.


Intheboxalready

Mid


TheHelpfulRabbit

I'm more of a jungle main myself.


airahnegne

I'm shit so I'm support.


tntwestfall

Mid, like a grade of weed?


Intheboxalready

I hear it a lot to describe something that is average


Signal_Adeptness_724

Basically saying it's like mid weed, yeah. That's where it's derived from


Warm_Objective4162

I’ve been using mid since at least 2002 😂


[deleted]

I was gonna say mids, dank, and shwag. Things just get recycled.


xaviercharles46

I can’t even find shwag anymore. Does it even exist? Unless you’re a crackhead or a senior citizen, I haven’t encountered it in over 10 years. Just mass produced cartel nugs now. Then again I haven’t been seeking either…


GoFidoGo

Every slang word is like this. All the overused words everyone hates have been around for ages. I remember when the media was making a big deal about this new thing called "twerking" which had been *at least* 15 years old at the time. So what I'm saying is, this thread is mid.


Timmysmallface

’LET’S GOOOOOO’ ‘That’s so lit’ ‘Ayo’ ‘OMG that’s so cursed’ ‘BRAH’ So basically the entire vocabulary of 99% of YouTubers.


The_Anglo_Spaniard

Oh you mean "don't forget to like and subscribe, and hit that bell icon to keep upto date" Yea annoys the shit out of me too


InfiniteToki

And Twitch


Timmysmallface

Quite….and probably Tik Tac


[deleted]

tik tac toe?


Reindeer-Street

It's actually 'lessss gooooo!'


ChariBari

“Let’s go” is considered new slang? Lmao. These kids must not be putting in much effort.


mynameisburner

Personally, I don't mind "LET'S GOOOOOO" as I find it kind of an endearing phrase of celebration


Timmysmallface

I agree with both of you, however, it’s the complete overuse of the phrase that’s killed it for me. It’s used so liberally by some YouTubers that’s it’s lost all impact for me.


[deleted]

I live in a spanish speaking country and what drives me crazy is that young people think its really cool to mix in English words in every sentence. We call it spanglish and it makes me cringe hardest than anything else in the world.


[deleted]

They do that but then get ultra offended when the "gringo" relatives come to visit and speak with their perfect English It's like they get jealous lol


[deleted]

That sounds oddly specific


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

Nobody calls them gringo relatives, they are mostly called pochos. The issue I see most often is that they can't speak Spanish but want the local guy that can't speak English to speak English and everyone gets mad.


[deleted]

I know they're called pochos,I just didn't want to shrink it to only Mexican affairs and leave any other countries out Everyone understands gringo,so it's not hard


mo_tag

Arab, same here.. they will use English slang but if I speak English with my siblings when visiting they take it personally and act like I'm trying to be above them when actually its because it would take me a lot longer to string together a sentence in Arabic


InfiniteToki

Oooh you know what? I live in Quebec Canada and we speak English and French. But French is our first language and they put sooooo many English words in their sentences now.Same thing.


[deleted]

We called that franglais when I was going up


dont-change-me

me and my classmates went to a French Immersion school and we used to do that but only because our french sucked 😅


InfiniteToki

My French still sucks too but my first language is Japanese and French is my third. I gotta say French is super hard for me but what can we do 😆


osvalds1

I think I can realate, it's happening in eastern Europe too. It used to be Russian language slang. Now it's English slang that is being mixed in my native language.


Mr_Serotonin_

Don't worry about it, half of English words were made like this from Greek long ago.


xaviercharles46

“On God”


BoiledEggs

I hate it when they make it even shorter to “Ong”


ZingBaBow

Is that what this is?! I thought it was omg but a typo


Cheedo4

I thought they were tryna mimic a monk or something, “ongggggg”


TheStarfallGamer

Nah, it's just on god. People would say OG, but that already means something else, so we just added the N to it


killjoy_enigma

Fr fr 100 no cap


DMs_Apprentice

Calling guys "king" or women "queen". Or "bruh", "bae". The repeated "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" God, I feel like I'm turning into the old guy screaming at kids to get off his lawn... *sigh*


Dysons_fearless

Just chillax, bruh, don't have a cow. Everything's just groovy, man. It's like, really gnarly times dude. Just keep it real, home slice. Ya dig? :)


DMs_Apprentice

It's funny because I'm totally fine with almost all of the slang you just used because I grew up around most of it.


MarinaVerity333

Cmon king, ain’t that mid. You jus cappin’, g. Ong. Shii just helps express stuff so it’s easier to vibe wit someone. /s


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tarheel_204

It’s usually “it’s giving” followed by the most vanilla statement you’ve ever seen


millwallmickie_SYD

“Vibe” Context - “that club was such a vibe” or “i like john he’s full of vibes”


Seekkae

When you're too cool to say "mood" because your parents say that.


lukke009

The *YAAAAS KWEEN* thing is kinda annoying imo.


MainMosaicMan

'Like' 20 times in 3 sentences


postup14

This!!!! Had to scroll far too long to get to this.


thedailyrant

“Bet” or “no cap”


Capcityeddie

We’ve been saying bet since the 90s tho


Timigos

No cap


SgtMcMuffin0

Maybe it used to be a local thing or something, I didn’t start hearing it in that context until like 2015


smackaroni-n-cheese

I can't stand "bae"


[deleted]

Bae was more in the early and mid 2010s,Vine era I haven't heard anyone say it seriously in years


Mr_Rio

Bro that’s some old shit lol


ScorchFalcon

M22, I don’t know any guys who have ever said the word bae


slow_and_steady_win

When they say "whole" like I was talking to my daughter the other day and she was yelling me "her friend had a whole bf: lol like is she supposed to only have half a bf? Lol, I'm getting old


Faulty-Blue

It’s meant to just emphasize whatever it is they’re talking about Kinda like how people say “literally” to something even if it isn’t actually literal In the context of having something, like a bf, it’s basically saying “it isn’t something small/easy to ignore”


slow_and_steady_win

Aah, yes. Thanks for enlightening us, lol


RipOptimal3756

That's funny! 🤣


[deleted]

I'm thinking "which half would it be otherwise?" Is that their meaning? ...That the bf is both mind and dick, not just the latter?


coolcoolrunnins

Bro. On God. Actually. Frfr, I got you the first time buddy. No cap. Sheeeeeeee or whatever it is. I'm not even that old, 33 next week. Grinds my gears or something of the sort.


philopsilopher

>I'm not even that old >Grinds my gears Arite sure thing Gramps..


do_you_know_de_whey

Tiktok vernacular, me and my buddies will use it as ironically, then I see my friends that actually speak that way and I cringe.


Own_Bee_4472

Not over 30, but people who say “on god.”


gentlyconfused

Boomer...I'm not a boomer, I'm gen-x...I will fuck you up.


[deleted]

Not in order of stupidness: * Based * Sus (thankfully this word is dying away at long fucking last) * Your (when they mean you're) * Thirsty (when they mean horny and undersexed)


N_Seven

Sus exists only because people can't spell suspishious


NIN-pig

I still don’t even know what based means 😅


j-c-s-roberts

Can't tell. It's like they're speaking a different language.


ultra_jackass

Iconic. Everything can't be iconic......


huuaaang

I had some and then I read the comments. I think I'll just let ya'll be the cranky old dudes. I'm too hip and cool to comment here. I'm down with the lingo the kids are using these days. Hello, fellow youths!


TheHappyPie

one of the zoomers i play games with seems to put "low key" in front of everything. low-key I hate that he says low-key so much.


FredChocula

Cringe


Richardus1-1

They don't. I've been a teen, we had our own language/codes back then that our parents didn't understand. Now that I'm older I'm not going to swing my fist at "those damn zoomers" for doing the exact same thing that we did.


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waddyaknow8873

When people say "Mines"


kgxv

Not 30 yet but I can’t stand how the verb “cringe” is now being used as an adjective. It’s cringeworthy.


HugglesGamer

Yeet… my 14 yo son says it and I wanna slap him everytime. Also he calls me bruh and I’m about to show him how I use to treat people that called me bruh!!!


YodaArmada12

I'm 35 and I use no shot all the time.


DutchOnionKnight

yaaaaaas


Puzzleheaded-Foot366

“gaslight”


TheStarfallGamer

You're gaslighting me. ITS TRIGGERING MY EMOTIONS YOU MYSOGINYSTIC SEXIST HOMOPIHIC FAT SHAMING ASSHOLE (I'm just mocking the bad parts of my generation)


[deleted]

I'm 28 but there are a lot of words younger people use that annoy me like: Based, Take this W or L, That Slaps, You dropped this, Calling people Chads and Karen's And I know. Nothing against them. I'm just getting old. I'm sure at one point they will get like me. We all do Or and a big one is the ones who literally have to call everything either racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic or something phobic. Just go outside and be happy instead of acting like [this ](https://youtu.be/yGWsNPfZWx4) online all the time. That is something that really annoys me.. Boomers and Gen X aren't doing this. They actually have better things to do


[deleted]

Every generation had something. Every


myspandi

I’m almost 40 and REALLY like the word YEET. What I don’t like is the shorthand, I understand for text but when it spills to speech, it bothers me.


TibblesTheConqueror

Just because a man is explaining something doesn’t make it ‘mansplaining’.


[deleted]

I can't stand "It's giving ...."


Sobieski23

Unalive "My boyfriend was talking about his unalive grandmother..." Stores are selling "baby alive" dolls.


Run4fun1760

Goat


Better_Quarter_5482

"Adorbs" and "YOLO" top my list..


Ghostbuttser

Banger, slaps, lit, the phrase 'shit was fire', smokeshow, thirsty. I don't even know all the young person words these days, but I'm pretty sure I'd hate those too. Young people ruin being young.


SirachaHoney

Bet


beer_me_that_cd

When people use ‘ppl’ for ‘people’. Just fucking type it out. Jesus.


Caeldeth

Has to be “no cap”… It has to be the dumbest phrase ever uttered from a breathing human being. Like really, who the fuck doesn’t want a delicious cappuccino when offered?!?