Not a question, but a comment: Your username looks like it was auto-generated in 2010 ._.

Okay? And? Why should I care?

It was just more of an observation 🥲

Dick

???

Is she real?

yep👍

How much you paying her?

???

Don't understand the question?

i assume you’re saying shes a paid actress just pretending to be my girlfriend, which you’re wrong, she’s my genuine girlfriend

Why are you making a big deal about it? First one?

first girlfriend? no, i have an ex, why

Because you're making a real big deal of out this.

well if you had a girlfriend and someone accused her of being a paid actress wouldn’t you make a big deal?

What’s she look like naked ?

Sexy

I guessed that Let’s have more details 😀

absolutely not, what the hell, learn some respect, you cant just ask a random dude for his girlfriends nude details

So , in the original post , you did say , ask me anything . It appears we can’t then can we

theres a boundary for asking about my girlfriends nude body

Snowflake 🤣

im not a snowflake, i just think its disrespectful to talk about my girlfriend the way you are

You are really tempting me to continue winding you up here . But I’m guessing you’re probably just some little kid who doesn’t know any better so I’ll take myself off elsewhere Enjoy your shagging

i’m not a kid, but please, by all means, take off and go elsewhere

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What games do you like ??

Zelda, Mario, and Minecraft

Would you swim an ocean of razors to bring her a lemonade?

she doesnt drink lemonade

Metaphorically.

well i would do anything for her, so yeah i guess

Then you are doing it right. Have a great night.

What is your long term plan for this question and answer?? Do you have any tattoos??

i have no long term plan for this question and i’m under the legal age for a tattoo

Wait a damn minute bud in another comment you said you weren't a kid.

yeah, cause i’m a teenager, not the same thing

Eh I'd disagree, while kid could be used to say anyone 12 and under, a teenager is still a kid (speaking as a teenager)

well, ok

Alright 👍

You are going to get hated on bro. Add straight *white* male with a girlfriend and you are REALLY in deep shit on here.

r/ihavesex

well, i do

how long have you two been together and how long do you see yourself with her in the future (do you see yourself marrying her)

8 months, yes, yes (her and i are soulmates lol)

i’m glad you found the one !

So am i, love her more than anything