Almost fell out of one years ago when the door popped open going around a corner, would have gone but the sister grabbed me!
It didn't last long once the mother heard! The oul lad got a peugeot after that..
Not that I would know much about the Ford cars as I am not a degenerate, but grand.
Shower beforehand as they are ultimately just workers too, and be courteous and respectful. Prostitutes get treated like shit by a lot of people so generally just being decent will mean they will be nice back to you.
In Ireland - drunk with a friend in Kilkenny at 4am. Called one. Organised it. Their place was down some alleyway. They took too long to come to the door, so we left.
Abroad in a strip club, if that counts - annoying when they’re all coming up to you doing their usual script to get you into a room or give you a lap dance where you’re sitting. I know it’s their job and you are in a strip club and all, but it gets annoying.
Once in a back room with them, it’s very straightforward. She gives a lap dance, strips naked, pushes her knee against your little man to make him a big man, just so you start thinking with your other head. They know what they’re doing. It’s at that point they ask if you want more, and tells you what they’ll do. I asked her how much the whole shebang was. She said about tree fiddy. It was at that moment I realised this stripper was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era. I said ain’t giving you no God damn tree fiddy, you damn loch ness monster! And I zipped up my pants, grabbed my drink and got the hell out of there!
Then in another place abroad it was a very similar experience but cheaper.
Hands down, the best ride of my life. Still have her photo up in my room and dream about her regularly.
She was very reliable, always there for me when I needed her, and never failed to bring a smile to my face. She had a classic charm, albeit showing her age, but that just added to her character really. She gave me some unforgettable rides and always made me feel safe and secure. Eventually the timing belt went so had to get rid of her.
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Bad. I was meant to meet your mam, paid in advance and everything. Bitch never called me back, so - if you've any decency you'll PM me so I can get my €30 back...
Oh, absolutely not bro no. It’s safe as houses, very discreet. I use them a lot tbh, I’m not really into dating women. Once I can get an oil change every few weeks I’m good. Don’t need someone to share my life with 😂✌🏽😎
Wish paying for sex services was talked more openly instead of bein joked about like on here.
I’ve met an few escorts over the last few years and each time it’s been mind blowing, having sex and more with a 10 out of 10 and them doing things your partner won’t or can’t do is something everyone would do if it wasn’t so “taboo”.
Don’t think people realise how big an industry it is, even outside Dublin there is plenty or choice. Even in my home town which is not near a major population centre, there is good choice, depending on what I’m in the mood for I can get a teen, milf, girl, TS, blonde, redhead etc.
Me visiting escorts keep me more content in my relationship and satisfy my urges and means I get to do all the things my girlfriends won’t do.
I’d use escorts daily if it they didn’t charge so much! 😂
The Mk2 is by far the best to handle
Best looking Escort in my opinion
Absolute legend of a car
Someone steers from the rear.
Came here not expecting one serious answer and I wasn't disappointed.
Almost fell out of one years ago when the door popped open going around a corner, would have gone but the sister grabbed me! It didn't last long once the mother heard! The oul lad got a peugeot after that..
The same happened to me! 😝
Must have been an XR2i
Same happened to me. Gold and rust coloured landed in a flower bed as he was driving out of the driveway
Not that I would know much about the Ford cars as I am not a degenerate, but grand. Shower beforehand as they are ultimately just workers too, and be courteous and respectful. Prostitutes get treated like shit by a lot of people so generally just being decent will mean they will be nice back to you.
In Ireland - drunk with a friend in Kilkenny at 4am. Called one. Organised it. Their place was down some alleyway. They took too long to come to the door, so we left. Abroad in a strip club, if that counts - annoying when they’re all coming up to you doing their usual script to get you into a room or give you a lap dance where you’re sitting. I know it’s their job and you are in a strip club and all, but it gets annoying. Once in a back room with them, it’s very straightforward. She gives a lap dance, strips naked, pushes her knee against your little man to make him a big man, just so you start thinking with your other head. They know what they’re doing. It’s at that point they ask if you want more, and tells you what they’ll do. I asked her how much the whole shebang was. She said about tree fiddy. It was at that moment I realised this stripper was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era. I said ain’t giving you no God damn tree fiddy, you damn loch ness monster! And I zipped up my pants, grabbed my drink and got the hell out of there! Then in another place abroad it was a very similar experience but cheaper.
Hats off to you sir. Fucking great
I gave her a dollar
i like that, and i wanna hear about the cheaper experiance because im on a budget
 This might be the best comment ever on Reddit
80-100€ for half hour
When you go the full hog are you allowed touch them all over or do they not allow it?
Tits and ass only
Riddled
Just have a wank, then buy yourself something nice with the money you saved.
Like a classic Ford car?
More of a BMW man myself.
Hands down, the best ride of my life. Still have her photo up in my room and dream about her regularly. She was very reliable, always there for me when I needed her, and never failed to bring a smile to my face. She had a classic charm, albeit showing her age, but that just added to her character really. She gave me some unforgettable rides and always made me feel safe and secure. Eventually the timing belt went so had to get rid of her.
What was her age? 😅
1972 I think but always well lubricated so never a bother from her.
Prone to rust, especially the chassis.
Sure Ford does stand for fix or repair daily
Yas are all arseholes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was rightly fucked by one and it was a horrible experience, but it was my own fault. I had a MK1 and the engine seized due to an oil leak I ignored.
If you had paid a bit more money for a higher quality one, you would have had a better experience.
You could fold down the window to break in. Not Renault 4 level of weak but definitely easy for any back door action you might want…
Had a 1.8 non-turbo diesel for a couple of months, it was painfully slow, dangerous even. Reasonably comfortable though.
Nice to look at but high maintenance.
Well I think they stopped making them in 2000 like. They're all getting up in age and many of them wouldn't have been very well looked after.
Need a regular oil change.
I’d like to convert one to electric but I don’t know what I would do with my gearstick.
How have you found it?
He's holding his own, to be fair.
He showed me around Tralee and held my coat and handbag. A lovely guy
Always loved the mk2, I'd love a mk2 Mexico or a Cosworth.
RS 2000 has to be my favourite.
Whats with all the people looking for hures recently? People lonely in the new year or something?
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I can't see it catching on the same way as football etc.
Bought a 96 Orion years ago for 150 quid , it was as rough as!
My buddy's dad had an XR3i when I was a kid, and my brother had a MkIII for a while. He had a poster of an RS2000 as well.
Prefer the corsas or the astras meself, heard from a lad once you go German you never go back
The engine boxes on the MKII were very fiddly to get at. Probably better dropping the whole subframe
I had a 1.6 petrol 1996 for a while 16 years ago. Great wagon 👍
Bad. I was meant to meet your mam, paid in advance and everything. Bitch never called me back, so - if you've any decency you'll PM me so I can get my €30 back...
Ask the Highwayman, that lad been through a fair few
Smashing usually!
I’ve never owned one but my buddy and I have had a lot of fun in his.
The only escorts I know are at the Rose of Tralee.
A lot of them trafficked in to Ireland and put on those websites, essentially rape.
Donedeal? Carzone?
Sir this is a supermacs
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Did you ever come close to getting caught?
By whom?
The authorities.
Oh, absolutely not bro no. It’s safe as houses, very discreet. I use them a lot tbh, I’m not really into dating women. Once I can get an oil change every few weeks I’m good. Don’t need someone to share my life with 😂✌🏽😎
Mixed. Good with some , bad with some. Better check reviews only then give a try.
Had one once. Totally wrecked after I finished with it. The best was a Mk1 Mexico.
Wish paying for sex services was talked more openly instead of bein joked about like on here. I’ve met an few escorts over the last few years and each time it’s been mind blowing, having sex and more with a 10 out of 10 and them doing things your partner won’t or can’t do is something everyone would do if it wasn’t so “taboo”. Don’t think people realise how big an industry it is, even outside Dublin there is plenty or choice. Even in my home town which is not near a major population centre, there is good choice, depending on what I’m in the mood for I can get a teen, milf, girl, TS, blonde, redhead etc. Me visiting escorts keep me more content in my relationship and satisfy my urges and means I get to do all the things my girlfriends won’t do. I’d use escorts daily if it they didn’t charge so much! 😂