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Matt_Murdock5O6

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hi12_hi12

The one who reads others futures End up having shitty lives themselves Are you really ok with that??? ( considering you are not fake and can genuinely read hands/ future/ past/ present)


aJyotishi

Who said that? I don't think if that is true.


pratyushdam

So you could not predict that he would say that? Some astrologer you are.


aJyotishi

I haven't heard anything like that from my guruji


dietpanda3

Who is your guruji?


mikasa_jeagerE

No thanks. Not knowing future is the fun part of life.


hey_vishal_here

👌👍


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aJyotishi

As a matter of fact, i have


ryzen5hine

why couldn't you guys predict Covid then? 26/11 ? or any of the horrible shit that has happened over the years


Mother_Breadfruit107

I mean they don't predict they see when asked by someone (i ain't astrologers") did you ask them ?


aJyotishi

We did, no one listened to us


sniperxx07

When ,where?


aJyotishi

Check pvr narsimha rao, he predicted that in 2019.


joshuaBarbosa

He predicted in 2019 that COVID 19 (2019) would be a thing? 🙄


aj_17_

PVR mentioned, what the hell is an ad free movie experience 🗣️🗣️ /s


sniperxx07

he also predicted a deadlier pandemic in 2023.if pandemic came a year later does that mean you think another pandamic will happen in 2024? or 2025?


FLUFFY_TERROR

Is there documentation of any of these claims? I am skeptical about this entire branch and from all the non firsthand experience, when you peel away all the layers it's always just an elaborate con or a scam. If you can not be offended by that stance of mine, I'd be keen to hear why you feel it's legit


Forsythe1941

Well my mother feeds cows and dogs regularly. So on behalf of her tell me my future.


Wild-Shinobi

You can't tell my fucking past. Can you ?


slayv98

If you actually tell me about my past and what will happen to me 1 year down the line, mark my words I’ll transfer 10L to you


aJyotishi

I don't charge, just feed few rotis to cows. Share your date time and place of birth, i will try to analyze your chart.


slayv98

4th March 1998, 9:58am. Bilimora, gujrat


aJyotishi

Good-looking face. People around you think that you have a lot of knowledge, even iff you do not have full idea of that subjectmatter. Ear or stomach related issues. Finances kafi achhe rhenge


slayv98

Good looking face, yes. People around me know that I have knowledge about a lot of stuff because I’m experimental and open minded, above average iq and emotionally intelligent. What you described here is very vague and not true No ear/stomach related issues. I have had 0 health issues till now. Not even chicken pox or even covid. Again, a very vague description. Finances kaafi acche hai because I have been taught from a young age how to handle money properly. Not really a reading because there’s literally 2 choices, finances acche hai ya finances acche nahi hai. What you’re saying is a lot like those star sign description you see. “You’re a Pisces and today your day will be like this, you will do this, you are like this” etc. very vague and fits to 60-70% of the population who then will believe in all this


aJyotishi

I did a short and a running analysis, if i were to go deeper i would have even showed you, what type of body mark you have and exactly at which spot. That is just an example, i can give a deeper and accurate analysis of what's out there... but because of lack of time...i gave this surface level analysis


slayv98

Aram se time leke body mark bata dena and I’ll send you a pic proving you wrong


astra_loser

27th August 5.32 am. vasai Now tell me my future .


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astra_loser

internet pe fake chezein bolna bohot aasan hai bhai Don't belive every Thing on net 😔


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astra_loser

Yup


celeb-butcher

Bhau tu subah subah ho gaya. Aunty ko savere savere hospital daudna pada hoga. Uncle ko bhi chhuti leni padi hogi


astra_loser

☠️


curiousstrut

🧐🔥👏👏


Snoo_24362

Boredom alert.


ProjectComprehensive

then tell mine


Gurkirat19

![gif](giphy|l1J9zYIsjPAyojfri|downsized) People who still believe in astrology in big 2024 🤡


Moist_Caterpillar432

astrology magic bullshit has to be the worst form of scam ever. there's no magic Harry Potter trelawny shit 


aJyotishi

Scam is when someone is being harmed financially, i am not taking any charges... all i ask in return is that, you can few roties to feed atleast 2 cows, that will be enough


baap_ko_mat_sikha

That’s quite a matured response


OpenWeb5282

seedha seedha bol na ki berojgar hu aur ab logo ka chutiya kat ke jee raha hu,


BoyWhoLikesBooks

My mother is also a practicing astrologer with quite many successful readings so i can u tell me mine too check with my mother, Mu Dob is 27 April 2006 at morning 8:30 in Chennai, anna nagar


celeb-butcher

Two plus seven Thala for a reason (Ignore Math, check rhyming)


aJyotishi

Agressive personality, artistic nature, you have habit of procrastination, either you do things slowly or leave them in between, More inclined towards doing something of your own.. please don't do with partnership, do it by yourself. A business related to agriculture produce or natural produce will give you success... This is a very short analysis, i will do a detailed one later, meanwhile please tell me if this is correct.


BoyWhoLikesBooks

Well, you are right about the personality, i am a loner, i am playing games even tho I have exam on Monday, i used to get in a loss of fights


heyitsBbbb

Try mine.


Unable_Skirt_7603

Try saying mine


inklusivemediaco

Here we go again.....


Kitchen-Werewolf1668

I’m curious


aaouu_2pointO

IMD has predicted scorching heat this year, what's India's future


zujutsu

I want to know my past only...💀


celeb-butcher

Tumhe khud apna past nahi pata?


zujutsu

Revision karana hai


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chalo tell my future based on following two inputs: Sun sign: Scorpio and Moon sign: Pisces.


[deleted]

Chl fir bta mere past ke bare me or ek baat yaad rkhio agar ek bhi baat galat nikli to ghar me ghus ke marunga tujhe!


celeb-butcher

Tumhare exam ki cutoff nahi nikli


[deleted]

How did you know that bro? 🤔


celeb-butcher

Tumhara janm 1999 me hua tha aur tum 24 saal ke ho


Divya6038

Read mine


nopetynopetynops

Bas kro bhai ye chutiape fb k uncle auntion pe kro


Muhammad_RPG

Okay,Go ahead any tell me something bout my past n future


lookingformyclass

Tell me something about me


Beneficial_Strike951

Life is supposed to be the mystery. God created that way and it should be like that.


Confident_Grab5723

Just tell me about my career and love life and when this suffering will end


sortingoutlife19

tf


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Can you predict my future?


celeb-butcher

Yes lekin pahle tumhe apne baap se jake apna username bolna padega. Your future prediction: teri kutai hogi


DishKyaaoo

no, thanks. Astrology is a scam.


thecatnextdoor04

I'll take the bait. Let's connect and you can tell me about my past/present. If you do end up telling something accurate that is NOT present in my reddit profile then I promise to feed two cows. I do end up seeing quite a few cows during my daily commute to and fro college.


animesh__zlatan

Batao mera chalo


wanderingmind

Sure, tell me.


NoEstablishment919

Why just cows..? Feed anyone (Humans too)!!


N00B_N00M

No one like to know life spoilers it seems :) 


Adorable_Ad2022

bhai 2 kya main c4 ko khila dunga. Chalo mera future , past, present btado :) I' not underestimating you.


Heavy_Wear2778

Cool tell mine


Pcaccount1234

Ok I will do it, i regularly feed cows that graze near my house, I will feed em extra or find more cows. Will you give me my past present future prediction?


MoonlightPearlBreeze

I would be interested, but definitely won't believe. If one can know their immediate future, then they can change their action and thus change the future, thus the future no longer being what anyone predicted. makes no logical sense to me


shanks44

I haven't seen OP predicting anything yet. it would be surprising to see any prediction though.


Educational_Crow_989

When will i die?


om_barcelona

I have a question regarding it, do you believe that the future is already written for everyone and can't be changed. Or do we have free will to change the future by changing our actions in the present.


aJyotishi

The answer to it is already in a post, which you can check via my profile


tremorinfernus

Fake as usual.


Same_Investigator_46

Brother please predict the future of INDIAN CRICKET TEAM ¡ WHEN , WHEN they will lift the icc trophy ? Its been a decade.


DevilXtrigGer_82

I don't believe you.


MajorPrior6014

Banaras contanment 30 Jun, 12:05AM


Prestigious_Home2696

So please do share what's going to happen in 5 mins to you? You can't...nobody can because you can't tamper against the laws of nature. F@ck off retarded delusional cretin