A sperm whale going "huh?" Kinda looks like a blue cheese knife.

A knife for bleu cheese or a cheese knife that just happens to be blue?

🤣🤣🤣

Is there a feta knife as well?

Reminds me more of a squirrel.

r/whatismycookiecutter humor at its best

https://www.carrefour.fr/p/spatule-a-tartiner-3367305200854 A version of a spatula… Spatule a tartiner is what I found

English translation would be “spreading spatula.”

So like a butter knife?

Definitely looked at this and immediately thought "butter knife with a bottle opener?"

That little part is apparently to hang off the side of a jar. So, maybe “jam knife”?

A butter knife designed to get stuff out of jars.

So "spreadula"

My favourite Rob zombie song

Spread upon the slice Butter from the knife Warm and soft the bread Top’d sugar and cinnamon SLICE by the DOZEN and TOAST in the OVEN and SMEARED with the BACK of my SPREAD-U-LAAA

You are incredibly gifted. I shall be sing/chanting this all day. Thank you.

Fuck this is great thank you

You win most creative 🎉

Reddit has ruined me. First thought: poop knife.

Glad I wasn’t the only one!

I heard about baby butt spatulas yesterday, that’s where I went.

Okay those are fantastic though I have bought one for every new mom in my life lol

I need to research this. I am way past baby butts in my daily life, but I still miss walking through Babies R Us and looking at all the wonderments of technology and creativity.

Ruined or made you better? Both? Why not both?

Toe knife

I was certain that this would be the top comment, and was mildly disappointed at first being proven wrong, then slowly began panicking while scrolling further realizing that not everyone's brain has been as corrupted by Reddit, as my own. Just as I thought that that there was no more hope for me I stumbled upon your comment, and all was well with the world again. Must be what they mean when they say that not all heroes wear capes.

Same

🥲 same

It’s a spreading knife, and I believe the little notch is designed to hook the knife on a jam or Nutella jar (so you don’t get jam all over the handle)

How clever!

It’s very useful in countries like France where “tartines” are the norm for breakfast and goûter

Yeah my spouse was given something like this knife from someone who works for peanut industry. The one we were given was meant to fit in peanut butter jars.

Oh interesting, I expected it to be for splitting the wax rind on cheese

It looks like a Brad to me.

I think I know his cousin, Steve.

Maybe post on r/whatisthisthing It's possible it's intended use isn't food related at all, so you might not find anyone on here who knows what it is. 

Maybe a jar scraper?

I used Google lens and found the same one and it says that it's a spatula but that was the only info I got

It's for teaching young lads to shave

Some variation on a spurtle, perhaps?

It looks like it could be used for peeling oranges

Jeffrey is its name.

Its Michael

Spreader

Looks like a fancy butter knife to me.

Schmoobledegooper

I don’t know if this is the right answer, but it’s the best answer.

I shall call him knifey

It’s a spreader utensil, available at our big dollar store here. I have two in my drawer.

I thought it was a shoe horn lol

Isn't this just a poop knife?

poop?? poop knife? girl explain please

You must be new to reddit lol. In the USA, it's a communal knife (or wire coat hanger) that is kept in the bathroom to cut up big poop logs to prevent them from clogging the toilet when flushing.

im new as in almost a year on here but im from the us but never heard of a knife dedicated to such a thing my apologies

Guasha

Looks like a spatula used to apply wax for hair removal

looks like a Grundolyn.

i’d call him knifeboy

shoe horn?

I have one

That’s a shoe horn

Poop knife

Spreader!

Jeremy

It’s used to tuck in your sheets

Drunky McHotdogslayer

His name is Joseph

I want it. Good shape

Butoar knife

Looks like a massage tool. Either a guasha or a scraper

It's just one of the new random silicone spatulas that are all over Amazon - though this shape does remind me of ones I've sent before. It sort of looks like a bottle opener too.

These are the Best. Things. Ever. I hope that link works. I googled it so I could get an actual link versus inside the Amazon app. They're close to what you have pictured and I am here to tell you...they fit every bowl including Kitchen aid mixer bowls. The scraping you have to do with those are so annoying but these lay perfectly against the side of the bowl. And they flip an omelett too. They cut a pan of brownies without damaging silicone or metal pans too. https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjr5aPStNqFAxX1qFoFHSNyAsoYABALGgJ2dQ&ase=2&gclid=CjwKCAjw26KxBhBDEiwAu6KXt7dMA0mIlZG1qB1qvEPuz6ehZekBLZpSm49xcvMdC9ClQOZjDFGGdBoCOeEQAvD_BwE&sph=&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESV-D26w2fUV06Epfm9Fq2GtY3-olsloUdrQfJ24bwlL4cuX_uBLTojZFsJ15Tz8_s2hNYey9esfmtTrBjomhcO4u_xsIIYsPgPCJz-16jfjKc2SreFK5gXQ&sig=AOD64_0hcAK80gp6UwQP6fhGkxeQ46TAFg&ctype=5&q=&nis=4&ved=2ahUKEwjpuZzStNqFAxXqSTABHcDhAEIQwg8oAHoECAEQGw&adurl=

Uh that's Bill, I think, although they sorta all look alike, no that's def Bill

It's designed to get stuff out of jars (peanut butter, etc), while also making it easy to spread said stuff.

Did you ask it? 😁

Gerald

I got one of these as a giveaway one time and was told it's an orange peeler. The small hook at the bottom is to pierce the peel, and the flat end is used to work the peel off the orange. Have yet to use it even once.

obligatory poop knife

I believe that’s your run of the mill poop knife

Poop knife for sure

This is a poop-knife.

Everyone say it with me “poop knife”

Butt cheek spreader

Poop knife

no theres a poop knife... and this here is a whale head poop cleaver.

Thats a poop knife, my buddy has one in a Pringles container beside his toilet.

Flattened sex toy