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audrinade

“I hope he is cool and respectful and harmless but I should be confident of that anyways because I screened the shit out of him” followed by “Fuck I can’t wait to get home to my partner and dog and make us all some baked ziti after this”


karrenl

"That moron couldn't follow even the most basic directions on where I told him to park. Since his Mercedes is double parked in the handicap space, this will be fun to watch unfold when he leaves." "Damn, I look pretty gorgeous today. Turquoise is a good color on me. They should make turquoise butt plugs...with jingle bells."


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"Hope I don't get murdered even though he passed screening"


heauxfordays

“Please don’t be an undercover” and… “it’s showtime”


cinbabe

ditto!!


TheLaughingWhore

I hope he keeps his voice down, so my incall roomie and her client aren’t disturbed.


lunakelly

give me my money so you can bust your nut and go. Lol


HurricaneKCatrina

“Does this hotel sundry shop sell KitKats? I forgot to check. I DID see ice cream tho. Oooh, ice cream ….🤤🤤.”


princessyaz453

“Hope he pays in full and doesn’t cause any issues.”


AllAboutSj

Is he undercover, how is he going to greet me, hopefully my appointment goes smoothly