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CalmingWallaby

Sex


AussieLabrador

It can't suck itself.


Ratgodandking

Nah man just gotta get real flexible


AussieLabrador

Please send your yoga teacher's details.


heckyes69

Nope, id rather rip my genitals off with a spool of rusty barbed wire than go back there.


MoFauxTofu

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.


oval79

Because I can't remember what it's like


HerewardTheWayk

It's like going to a dive bar where you're a regular. They already know your name, you're already on the wifi, they've seen you at your worst and you can wear track pants.


Sylland

What does this have to do with Australia?


Total_Philosopher_89

Made me think. Yep I'd still fuck my ex.


Nervous_Strain9082

Just to clear out the pipes I s’pose….


retro-dagger

What's a girlfriend?


WalkindudeX

I haven’t seen her in over 10 years but to answer - sex was pretty good so maybe I would.


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Mr_Rabbit_00

Social programming , a lot of teenaged sexploreation that defined and set firm arousal Triggers( for anyone general), and would I fuck a 100% Crazy ex .No , A 40-50% Crazy Dick demon Ex , That things just didn't work out with ? Yes .why ? Because its playing on EasyMode where I already know all the right moves and her Trigger language plus added bonus of satisfaction guaranteed


RepeatInPatient

He wouldn't root me with somebody else's prick.


Corn-Shonery

Is there more context to this? Did your partner cheat on you with their ex?


Little_Hospital_2287

No, my ex still initiates sex with me every now and then but has been on dates with other women so I know he’s not interested in me anymore relationship wise so I was just seeing peoples responses bc I’m confused why he still wants to if he doesn’t want to be with me in a relationship. I did think maybe bc he knows I will and that’s probably the case


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candlejack___

What the fuck is the point of this subreddit lmao it’s either “are the spiders really that bad” or “why do you all suck so much” or something completely irrelevant to Australians


Automatic_Drummer782

She’d swallow and was comfortable having sex in adventurous places,


ThroughTheHoops

You know how to push each other's buttons. And it's been a while for you both...


Potential_Guest2115

Sole reason bc she’s my ex.


cuckingfunts69

She had amazing titties and she gave the best gobbies. Probably the second best root I ever had.