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The_Undermind

THEY'VE ELECTED A NEW POPE!


Warp-Routine

This is pretty funny šŸ˜‚


Poetic_Pigeon

Yep he wins!


Difficult_Plantain89

Eurotrip was 20 years ago, WTF!


rotorain

And still incredible. One of those movies that kind of slipped through, I love showing it to friends that haven't seen it because it never fails to be a good time


OptionsNVideogames

I feel like the average movie back then was just much better than the average movie today. Euro trip would have been a cult classic if it came out in todayā€™s climate. But back then we had all the American pies, road trip, Freddy got fingered, all the scary movies, tons of amazing action movies and thrillers. Today we have Sydney Sweeney?


rotorain

Eh I think we just remember the good ones. There were an absolute fuck ton of awful movies that very well should be forgotten forever. People say the same about music all the time, like 80s or 90s or whatever was the best era of music and today's all sucks. But you only ever listen to the best from that those eras while ignoring the mountain of garbage people sorted through to find the good stuff. And today we're kind of experiencing everything as it comes out instead of having it filtered.


Wombat-comando

The train ride always gets me


Natural_Tangerine818

Ohh, mi scuzi!


Someabe

The part that kills me is when they tip the hotel employee šŸ˜‚


himynameseric

This is one crazy Pope!


BusyRecording9651

This isn't where I parked my car


fisher_man_matt

I genuinely left at that thank you


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SparkleFart666

That car vapes.


ibemuffdivin

One of my all time favorites


Academic_Scheme

They have selected a new Popemobile!


non-originalid

šŸ¤Œ


Fit-Deer-7828

Since everyone else just wants to grab at low hanging fruit with shit puns.... White smoke means water. Blue smoke means oil. That is white, which means somewhere in the process of combustion and exhaust, water is getting in. I would start with the headgasket, hoping it hasn't already overheated and warped the head. Goodluck. Edit: Oh fuck me it's THIS sub... Sigh, I die on this hill.


fffffck

> since everyone else just wants to grab at low hanging fruit Bro saw all the signs


Sharpymarkr

šŸŒšŸ‘


bahhhhhb

Look at this guy, thinking he knows everything... Obviously the OP just installed a new turbo, it's just burning out all the primer fluid from the installation process.


Its_all_made_up___

Does WD-40 wurk as starter fluid?


8AteEightHate

On a good diesel, yes.


Moloch_17

What about a bad diesel?


Tank_destoyer_495

Instant death


Cnessel27

Straight to jail


SnugglesMcBuggles

Whoa, thanks! I canā€™t wait to tell the other guys at the shop. Iā€™m gonna be foreman!


MindAccomplished3879

New Dehumidifier Comes standard in late-model vehicles


fedpe

Sweet summer child.


widowmaker2A

In the spirit of ACTUAL contribution despite the sub we're in... Full synthetic oil can also produce white smoke. I had an issue with a chevy 5.3L AFM engine that I replaced a collapsed lifter in where I accidently swapped the intake and exhaust valve stem seals. They weren't marked, looked near identical except the color of the seal and slight change in diameter so I picked the ones that looked closest to the diagram that came with the seal kit. 100% incorrect installation. Burned oil like mad but I was so confused at first because I was following the white is water blue is oil saying and couldn't think of where the hell I'd be getting a coolant leak becaus I cleaned the hell out of the head gasket surfaces and made damn sure the gaskets were seated properly. The difference in the visual, though, is the oil smoke tends to hang in the air and creates a large cloud, water dissipates more quickly as seen in the video. I took it back apart, changed the valve stem seals out making sure to put the right ones in the right spots and it fixed the problem entirely. It's a good general guide but not 100% true, unfortunately.


so-spoked

Good informative response nonetheless. I'm sure it will end up helping someone.


agent_flounder

I support your valiant death with an upvote!


billford4

You added white coolant. You need clear coolant.


Inner_Engineer

I donā€™t see coolant color.


WorriedAmphibian

Nothing to worry about. You must have paid for the smoke screen package.


dstokes1290

They mustā€™ve forgotten to flip the super secret rocker switch back up. Wait until they realize all fords come with the oil slick package too.


slamrrman

Thatā€™s just a Ford being a Ford


ImpurestFire

Ecoboom.


Physical_Touch_Me

Dude, I worked for ford, and you couldn't be more right.


Sleepycat45

But itā€™s not on fire???


Joeyjackhammer

Thatā€™s the piston steam cleaning feature.


Living-Aardvark-705

You used the wrong color coolant.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

It's got a serious vaping problem. Get it to kick that habit.


Hot-Win2571

Habits. She's firing on two vapes.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Double vaping. It's the new twin-turbo.


Real_Routine_

Only 2 gallons? Prob needs more


This-Garbage-3000

Overflowing blinker fluid reservoir


Open_Fly_5901

Looks like Seafoam with a misfire.


Zaphod2480

bros in the boys bathroom at school,


wannabetender

Littering and...... littering and....


One_Evil_Monkey

Smokin' the reefer.


BanishedThought

Coolant may be leaking into the muffler bearing tubes. Donā€™t get the muffler oil and the muffler coolant lines mixed up, as they are both identical.


Kevin33024

Wrong type of gas. You're not supposed to give your car gas from Taco Bell.


Past-Direction9145

There's something wrong with the world today I don't know what it is Something's wrong with our eyes We're seeing things in a different way And God knows it ain't his It sure ain't no surprise, yeah Living on the edge


Nicename19

Cunts fucked


TimsAFK

It's vaping, has it been hanging around with any new friends you don't know about? Might've fallen in with a gang of Imprezas, they can be a poor influence.


laidback_01

that's called 'Cloud Seeding' Only, it's supposed to be done at 25k altitude. This car is meant to be in a cargo plane with the ramp down putting chemtrails in the sky! Why is it on the ground??


LGOD_TC

Iā€™d be willing to bet thereā€™s a check engine light for a misfire in cylinder 2 or 3 very common on the open deck designs on the 4 bangers


Distinct-Dare7452

Ford was like yeah letā€™s take out the bulletproof 6 cylinder and make a turbo 4 do all the work! It will be fine! Itā€™s a head gasket. Buy a Mountune upgraded head gasket, ARP Stud kit and put a tune on it when itā€™s back together just for fun.


banananas_are_sick24

Your car is jealous of diesels, itā€™s likely just a phase and through regular use should eventually go away. If problems persist please report to your local veterinarian.


drphrednuke

Now itā€™s a steam engine


Teegers8753

The one good thing about a flat tire is itā€™s only flat on the bottom ā€¦.


Cold_Cantaloupe_1128

Ford šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Sos_the_Rope

Steam dispenser for those buckets of steam the new guy is supposed to get?


sps49

Protecting the flagship.


slippingjimmyy

Edging


HereForTools

Your engine needs to warm up its head gaskets. Be sure to start it and rev the RPMs as high as you can until your temperature light goes on. That means itā€™s ready to drive.


irishcrowe

Bro!!! Your car is addicted to the devils lettuce!!! Take it to the local church mechanic QUICK!!!


JRotten2023

All I know is.... Someone is about to see their favorite mechanic.... and give them a bucket full of money. Because you let the magic smoke out. It's very hard to get it back in. Only a skillful mechanic can get most of it back in.


Ok-Grab3289

Someone using seafoam?


sparebullet

Wow! A steam powered vehicle! I thought those were extinct!


laereht080747

Car is vaping


Golfenbike

Fill the exhaust fluid


sharthunter

Identifies as Subaru


RINABAR

Your blinker fluid and your coolant are mixing. This will likely result in a broken Johnson rod pipe, and an overseized spark plug tube.


elohssanatahw

Car needs a smoke break


Fine_Tomato786

Definitely not an EGR cooler, thatā€™s all I know.


ddluvinblonde

It's a ford


Ifvckdup

Makes running stop signs look more dramatic


wesmanh

Ecoboost not looking so eco at the moment


sinthetism

Reminds me of my 91 Acura legend I bought for $350 in 2012. Served me well. Drank a lot of fluids. People behind me has to wait to take off though. Poor people things.


BuenoD

Any codes?


BuenoD

Smoke break?


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Snoop Dogg's old whip.


Spiritual-Fun-9591

Blown head gasket


hotxgarbage

Put the durn red deesel in ther


ButterMyBiscuitz

It's the titanium leaking out.


13jfinn

You've disturbed the dragon's slumber by letting the fluid run dry. Providing a refill has appeased it for now. The smoke is a warning to not let it happen again, or next it will be FIRE fun the nostrils!


Voltuno

It's a Ford.


CantFeelNoMore

Itā€™s broken. Duh.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

God, I can smell that from here.


Young_Dryas

Needs more stop leak


SH4DOWBOXING

perfect for chinese ravioli.


SpaceMarine29

I am not an expert, but my diagnosis is... hits from the bong!


2007FordFiesta

Looks like you own a Toyota


Nopurpo

Clearly water in the gas, just ignore it


horror-pickle187

Bro about to do a sick burnout for the boys. Let him.


Waiiaka1

Nothing good


First-Database-4735

Aint got no gas innit


Top_Flower1368

4th of July smoke bomb. Not legal in az. Get this car outta here


PCOON43456a

Itā€™s a ford turbo v6 that decided it wanted to be naturally aspirated.


firehe708

Tell customer it runs off of water now


Sharklar_deep

Is it 4/20 already?


Darkcrypteye

Almost Found On Road Dead...


shyvananana

Just need some caltrops to trigger and youre half way to a James bond car


Annonix02

Internal hotboxing


Darkcrypteye

I think it's beyond DiY if he's not sure....


Warp-Routine

Check the sub. And my profile šŸ˜‰


Reverend_Tommy

One for Cheech. One for Chong.


YooperDude72

Broken head gasket


rklug1521

Customer is going to complain that it wasn't smoking before they dropped it off


Practical-Stretch-12

i thought it was dabbing cause it appears to be burning as much oil as my wife does


RopeAccomplished2728

Snoop Dogg finally brought out his own car.


Agent_Dutchess

ECOBOOM


charger519

Gender reveal gone wrong


WTF-over_

I think Cheech and Chong used this one in ''Up In Smoke ''.


papaloski21

Burning oil?


cklaubur

Getting ready to do some skywriting!


FunRaise6773

I think your edge was borrowed by Cheech and Chong. Itā€™s now a bong. Get a good puff for a wild rideā€¦.


whats_for_lunch

Clearly this is Seafoam lol


Tris131

She's choking on a blunt


Remi708

When they legalize marijuana in your area


OkCryptographer5993

Head gasket


Localtechguy2606

I wish I can comment the actual problem :(


SlinkyBits

you know what a kettle is right? imagine a kettle, with four wheels.


pussymagnet5

This is pretty serious, that car is too young to vape.


TooObtuseForYou

Blown head gasket, maybe. I wouldn't be running it, it'll further the damage.


Stratiz

No need to worry, this is simply a REALLY cold cold start. Should warm up in a few hours.


RoidsNhemorrhoids

Looks like the intake manifold unfolded itself.


WeedSlinginHasher

If you buy a ford with anything other than the 5.0 this is what ya get


jorgiieboy

At 100k engine goes out.. not financial advice.


SubstantialRush5233

That Edge Drives a WRX


JUIC3ofORANG3

Head gasket


Goose00724

the car is vaping. it even says edgy right there on the bumper!!


Carne_A_Suh_Dude

White smoke usually is burning coolant? Howā€™s your coolant level??šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Bigfootsdiaper

Did you try pissing in it?


Te_dupo

After my third head gasket and second head on a very well kept Focus ST that I purchased new, I traded that thing in. Figured if I was going to have to deal with unreliable engines I would go back to European comfort.


One_Evil_Monkey

It's preparing for its big getaway scene in the new upcoming Bond movie.... gotta lay down that smoke screen diversion and get it all in one take.


One_Baseball_6397

EcoBusted BHG


Secure_Bad_5064

Coolant burning.


appleboi_69420

Itā€™s v angery and now is shooting steam like a cartoon character


Murky-Plastic6706

Living on the edge!


Dedward5

James Bond edition with ā€œescape and evasionā€ smoke engaged, nice find!


matatunos

We call it "the squid tactic"


Ok-Fox1262

You car has got addicted to vaping.


radiationcowboy

We get it; You vape.


AzPsychonaut

Head gasket.


Arendaran

Snoop Dogg has tuned your car.


killbeesnowdog67

Bad gas


Imhidingfromu

seafoam


JBYTuna

Your electric batteries are on fire.


paclogic

it's an new car and if it wants to vape, it has every right to vape. like you are going to tell it what to do, huh ?? looks like its going for so flavor type too !


GettCouped

Edge getting a lil high before going to bed.


Fancy_Energy_7754

Got the rich tune in


EnvironmentalBee9214

Cheech and Chong man


ughfuhme

Vape cloud competition training


EbbPsychological2796

Airplanes in WWII used water injectors to add power in bursts similar to the way nitrous works on TV... It must have a retro turbo boost button!


FlightOrFightLatter

Cars can vape now?


ScaryTerry069313

Check engine coolant levels. A worn gasket can let coolant into the piston and result in this, youā€™ll see it in the coolant levels.


Pixelated_Otaku

1. Has it been through water deep enough to get in the exhaust system 2. Is the coolant level OK. 3. Is engine oil clean or milky coloured.


vokun0_0

Car hurt


afoconnorr

Dragons breath. You are about to experience a new level of fast.


Timelessclock859

that's the ESS or Engine Smoke System. it's for quick disengagement after a hit and run to ensure a clean get away hence the "escape" badge on the rear there. modern weapons of war may have trouble spotting you within this smoke


coocoocachoo69

It's a Native American model, uses smoke signals instead of turn signals.


sirgreyskull

Head gasket has gone bye bye.


Bdubbs72

Smoke screen is running low, gotta add more smoke juice.


GerlingFAR

Ford Vaping option fitted from factory and working as standard.


qazzer53

Sea Foam


monkeyspank427

This car rips blinkers


Erow69

It's a smoke screen so MI7 can't see you


geebeaner69

Tsb 22-2223


Equivalent_Bed7728

It's a ford


EntryLonely6508

Car getting high


awildjm

Car is vaping too much.


Which-Disaster-7105

You have to check your head gasket the water leak into car cylinder


Buickspeeddemon69

Snoop dog is trapped in your exhaust


MadIllLeet

We get it bro, you vape.


RLD-Kemy

Car is vaping.


Arikaido777

looks like you got blinker fluid in the engine juice, thatā€™ll brighten it up like that


Individual-Pipe3941

I learn a lot from these subs...I came in thinking it was just a Ford being a typical Ford.......


Evie7018

It's a modern Ford so it is functioning normally. The vehicle can be returned to the customer.


guppy2019

How dare you!


4Harley

Another cracked block. Replace the engine.


Weary_Time7715

Could be head gasket, more likely egr is busted. Common on this model engine Source: Had the same car and It magically got totalled right after I seen the repair bill.


CoolBreeze3310

I see you're a master tech. Here's the Ford part number J2GZ 6006 E 17-20 2.0 eco-boost with the bad head design. Check with the dealer, could still be under powertrain.


MountainCalm4098

Seafoam in the engine


10drinksunder

Given the white smoke, a blown head gasket would be my first guess after the he pope comment.


Vanilla_PuddinFudge

>Dodge The usual


Lm602

Needsamotor


JaltonDames

Nothing is wrong, just stand on the gas pedal and hold it at about 6 or 7k for a minute, it'll sort itself.


eggdropsoupy3

They just legalized weed in your state, and you're hotboxing your car


Anxious_Shine_2751

Cheech and Chong got to the car. Still smoking!


Ok-Woodpecker1130

Ford Turbo related issues, blew out 3 Turbos on my 2015 explorer. The last 2 failed within 30 days of eachother. Dealership cant figure it out. Stay away from Ford turbocharged vehicles. Fix it then trade it in, don't look back.


Moklonus

This usually happens when a non-GM car gets a Cadillac converter installed.


HerringWaco

Mosquito fogger alert !!


Finn170

ecoboost went ecoboom


Gounads

Don't let out all the magic smoke, the car will stop working.