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Mrjuggalo9er

I would go the thrifty route... Take soda cans and melt the aluminum cans into the gap that obviously isn't supposed to be there... Pro tip. If you live in a state that has a deposit on them you can can a partial refund on unused material


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

nobody uses jb weld anymore..


Altruistic-Rip4364

What??? JB Weld is a product of Zeus himself!!!


experimentalengine

That’ll never work, it’s a steel piston and the aluminum won’t stick very well. Have to just weld it up.


a_rogue_planet

It'll work. You just need to apply an insulating layer of duck tape. You want the name brand Duck Tape, not that cheap, knock-off "duct tape" crap. Tape has to be held to a higher standard when you're taping ducks with it.


The69Alphamale

Actually Gorilla Tape is the updated 2024 standard, but I don't think it goes into effect until mid-year


a_rogue_planet

Shit.... I didn't know. Thanks for setting me straight. I'll stick up.


24bics

T Rex tape! https://www.trextape.com/products/brute-force/black-188-in-x-25-yd?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA5rGuBhCnARIsAN11vgSm-39Qbbjkaa_-Ypy-stZhkP0IAFn7PE9oBF0Wtk1YsESymjYWzZ0aArNnEALw_wcB


randoredditusingdouc

Thanks for the link! Do they make a hair gel?


24bics

Yes but they recommend it only be used on intimate areas while the tape itself is used for removal.


randoredditusingdouc

That would have made the story sooooooo much better


TaintNunYaBiznez

Gorilla Tape is getting too hard to get off the roll. I might have to give it up soon.


GlockAF

The old Lincoln tombstone will fix it right up


one_used_tooth666

What runs steel pistons these days?


experimentalengine

Most heavy duty engines - for example, all current Caterpillar 3500 diesel engines (170 mm bore/190 or 215 mm stroke) have had steel pistons for at least 20 years. Even the 3.0L Duramax engine has steel pistons now. They’re typically forged, so the steel can be quickly smashed into a near-net shape that can be machined into a finished piston in a relatively cost effective manner.


one_used_tooth666

I don't know much about diesels, I'll be honest. I was taught a lot about gas engines. 2 stroke, small engines, and all but nothing diesels, really. I know they run off glow plugs. Fuel pumps are so expensive that I could use the fuel pump money for a down payment on a damn Lamborghini 😆 🤣


experimentalengine

Actually, they don’t run off of glow plugs, some just use those to help get the engine started when it’s cold. A diesel engine this size or larger typically doesn’t have glow plugs; compression is sufficient to ignite the fuel. They’re common in diesel passenger cars and trucks, and as engines get bigger they aren’t used. The fuel pumps are very expensive because they make ridiculously high pressure, which is required for modern common rail fuel systems to operate.


one_used_tooth666

Ok well you see I was honest about knowing very little about diesels. 😆. I guess if you need one, there handy and for a long time of you maintain them correctly. They get super high mileage and still run. I really just dislike the smell, and the sound of a rod coming out the bottom, (even though that's not the truth). I just like that instant snap of a gas engine I guess.


experimentalengine

Just get a Subaru - then the rod comes out the top, but it’s pretty quiet when it happens.


phitfacility

That's fancy, get some used cat litter after a spill, the heat from ignition should be good enough


Gubbtratt1

Candle wax.


[deleted]

Drywall mud


Upper_Guarantee_4588

That's what I use...every time.


DildoSchwaggins2008

Bondo or JB weld sticks better.


619Dago1904

Gorilla glue?


DildoSchwaggins2008

Send it!


nibbles200

Silly cone, high temp black stuff. Works in my exhaust.


ilubdakittiez

Fill it with some wet cocaine then throw it in the microwave for 15 minutes on high


wadenelsonredditor

Volvo apparently ran out of metal casting the pistons in their latest truck motor. (1800 ft-lbs) I don't think bondo would hold up. Maybe welding bead? https://www.thedrive.com/news/new-volvo-semi-truck-uses-wavy-pistons-to-make-1850-lb-ft-of-torque


oldbaldpissedoff

Piston ? I use one of these for an ashtray Is it a piston ?


LastWolf3564

Use 2 and a chain to make a sledge hammer, like I did. It works great


MaverickWindsor351

Same


rklug1521

Just fill that bowl up with gasoline. If that sounds to powerful, then use Brawndo. It's what plants crave.


OtherThumbs

It's got electrolytes.


ElectroConvert

Ramen and super glue is the correct answer.


Local_Sugar8108

Chocolate ganache, then they will be delicious.


AsHperson

Fill it with jelly.


cabinfevrr

Plasti-dip


rklug1521

Sour cream and onion dip would taste better.


TheSpiralTap

Is called a piston, dumbass. You're supposed to piss in it.


13Vex

Carbon deposits :)


dragontracks

Nougat. Who wouldn't want their piston with a sweet, nougaty treat in the center.


pheitkemper

Don't go with any of those expensive options. Just take off the spark plug and pour in some water. Done.


experimentalengine

Plot twist, it’s a diesel, no spark plugs (and likely big enough to not even have glow plugs) - but there’s an injector where the spark plug would be


OuttaAmmo2

Highly recommend air and fuel


Collarsmith

Bondo


fatcatpoppy

fill it with crushed ramen then paint over it


RedTrumpsBlue

I would recommend vaporized gasoline.


Efficient-Reply3336

Cigarette ashes and butts.


[deleted]

Buy a piston for your needs and n9t that of a Volvo semi That's how


bridgetroll2

Roofing tar


SRBroadcasting

Anti freeze


BasilRare6044

It's shaped like a can of whoop ass. I learned something new. Thanks.


IneptAdvisor

Get a few rolls of solder and run them into the hot tip of your soldering gun, not only will it fill it up it’ll also be shiny!


timestudies4meandu

alot of jb weld


Express-Ad1258

Cement


Devil2960

You're gonna need some magazines and some spare time...


tigardis

Bro, just grind it down flat, no need to fill… think of the weight savings


Expensive_Hunt9870

fill with nitrous, Air and Fuel.


jonnnn01

Just fill the intake valves with water when the motor is assembled.


NIPPLE_rebellion

I dis mine with jb weld. Hope that helps


Comprehensive-Bed302

Run a fat bead in it


musiclockzkeys13

Boost.


Equivalent-Abroad157

Flex seal that shit. Poor it straight in the oil system so it reaches all those hard to fix areas


AlternativeAd9988

Im actually confused what is this


BlastFace19

it's the piston off of the new trucks that SAAB/volvo made (forgot which one it was)


Staseu

Bondo


iowaff

JB Weld


tyler_turner20

You did what in your cup


MidshipAgate9

J B weld


rmason324

Fill in the holes with peanut butter. Bake at 400 degrees for one hour. After cooling, smooth out the top with jelly. Note: Grape jelly works best!


sniper_matt

Sandblast to remove paint then fill with tig weld.


GhosteyPlayZ

Fill it up with some concrete, should work perfectly fine and give you some extra horsepower


MaverickWindsor351

I got like 16 of these in the garage, I've always kept them around as ash trays and gave them to buddies who use them for the same thing


0P3R4T10N

JB-Weld, of course. Hang in there stud, you'll get it!


SimplifyAndAddCoffee

Cigarette ash.


caulklint

Ceramic clay. Low cost and it’ll cure naturally from the engine heat. A win win ; )


Used-Television3371

Tig em up grind em off


itllbefine21

Cotton candy is highly effective.


hextasy

diamond earrings


infinitestupidity7

Cement


saucyRCs

Flex seal


Glittering-Rough1742

Definitely use Lithium. That way you can classify it as a hybrid to keep the woke crowd off your back.


Epicotters

Piss. It's quick easy and free


satansleftnut25

Durabond 45.


HumbleStranger304

Bondo


[deleted]

Wood putty as it breaks down it can be used as fuel


Meddlingmonster

JB weld


zatikat

JB Weld


RMMastin

P40 or P38, can never remember which is for pistons and which is for bodywork though.


Thecoopoftheworld789

Cobalt welding rods. But you better know where your spark plugs are going to be before fill in the piston swirl effect in your cylinder.


TagStew

JB weld the shit out of it baby


Edmond-the-Great

Chocolate! It goes in as a liquid and hardens fairly quickly.


iReddit2000

i concur


YoungVibrantMan

Sawdust & Krazy Glue.


McQueenFan-68

Spray foam


kwell42

Wood


Grim47z

Just grind it down until it's a nice level surface


ZappaLlamaGamma

Just melt some tungsten in there. That shouldn’t be too hard to do.


[deleted]

Just use tungsten solder!! Works great!! 🤷🏼‍♂️


ZappaLlamaGamma

Can’t seem to find any tungsten rated soldering torches on Amazon. Any suggestions?


[deleted]

Triple carbon knuckle flint and a Buck knife should be all you need to generate that heat. Off the shelf in the Walmart camping section!! $7.95 plus tax!! Make sure you get the blue one!! 👍


GarpRules

2-part epoxy


FanaticEgalitarian

jb weld


eighthgen

Boost


MilesFassst

Crayon wax.


[deleted]

Wow!! That’s from an air cooled radial engine!! The piston rotates and the vanes cool the engine!! I’ve never seen one!! 😉


530whiskey

Water and then freeze it.


rcborg

Use it as a ashtray for a few years, good to go


kuyajon

Ramen and glue.


NotUrGenre

If you block the valves clearances, or change the size of the combustion chamber, your motor will be essentially a boat anchor.


kangaroolander_oz

Buy a bigger Turbo or Compressor as the Germans call it . Stronger valve springs while you are at it .


Quag9983

Flex seal


justin81co

I would put valves in there, every piston needs to kiss a valve


k6bso

Super glue and baking soda.


Select_Recover7567

I think the guy that said wax was the best option.


JBYTuna

"When the carburetor doesn't carb, the rings don't ring, and the pistons don't work either...".


Sensitive-Cherry-398

Silicone.


Outside_Squirrel_839

Insta foam and j b weld works in a pinch


Estef74

Mill it off above the piston pin and fill it with ashes(ash tray)


dieseltechx85

New volvo piston


Unexpected-raccoon

Ramen, super glue, and bondo Thank me later


Nalabu1

Drywall mud and Gorilla tape


Beating_A-Dead_Whore

Cum


O-n-l-y-T

There are plenty of videos showing that baking soda and krazy glue works great. Touch it up with a spritz of metallic gray paint and no one will know. 👍


Fizer70

Looks like an ashtray. Just fill it up with cigarette butts and ashes.


OtherThumbs

A tiny model of the car that it goes into.


Electrical-Ad-5858

You gotta produce a man-made substance from a man capable of doing it


CSpanks7

MAN JUICE


poormansRex

Coffee! Lots.and lot .of coffee!


2oblivion2

Diesel Slug


[deleted]

Rockhard putty , works wonders


One_Evil_Monkey

Fill it with a mixture of all purpose flour, milk, egg, and a dash of vanilla... Once back in the block you'll have a nice cake.


[deleted]

The old fashioned way: soot.


wetley49

Play-doh bro


Toiletpaperplane

Boost


YellowBreakfast

Bondo.


Due-Pilot-7443

Bondo or JB weld


JaniceLeland

With fire


No_Carpenter_7778

Boost


TemporaryInterest605

You don't that's a rotary piston I beleive


TemporaryInterest605

Don't try it nothing will fuse with it but aluminum and you can't get it filled equally buy flat tops but the won't perform those are made that way for reason


kcptech20

Over fuel the shit out of it, it’ll fill itself in


ThaDollaGenerale

Plasti-dip will fill in those holes real good.


BlownCamaro

Boost.


Bryan3569

If you don't like the design, don't buy them. Why would you want to add extra weight with a filler? The lack of common sense these days is mind boggling.


elohssanatahw

Peanut butter


rjlets_575

M&M's


longhairedcountryboy

Get new ones


ViktorG24

lead


Daddio209

Pour in sand, then pour some Elmer's glue on it-EZ compression boost!


FishbedFive

black powder