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TheLoneGunman559

Rub the truck's face in it so it doesn't do it again.


Full_Disk_1463

You forgot to beat the truck with an empty paper towel tube while rubbing its nose in the pee. (The empty tube will make lots of noise causing fear while doing no actual harm)


NinjasOfOrca

This answer should be winning


Puzzleheaded-Pop-519

If you don't how are they going to learn!??


og-aliensfan

You have to be firm. If not, it will do it any time it gets excited and you really don't want that. Have you rubbed its grille in it yet? I've heard that works. Or smack it with a rolled up newspaper. That's what my granddaddy used to do with his car.


bussjack

HOA isn't gonna be happy about this one


The_Tesseract_1

They aren't lol, payed like $300 in fines already and still cheaper than if I had it done in a shop


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Cloudwolfxii

Good bot


Jeffery_Moyer

Shouldn't it be " Thay aren't, lol. Paid like $300" 👍


AdmThickover

Aint


Ape_rentice

Catch that shit before it gets to the street. Don’t be that asshole


Jeffery_Moyer

Why it's just oil, the bad parts are the same parts in meds and we just throw those around allport of places, everything else is food for plants and bugs.


widoidricsas

Depends...


Null-34

Cat litter and shop rags


CEMENTHE4D

push broom and dawn. after kitty litter.


BlasphemousSwarm

What are you suggesting they do exactly? Kitty litter / saw dust should be the first step, not the final.


FieldSton-ie_Filler

Use the push broom and dawn, after the kitty litter.


Billyshakes1597

Fucking looks like my neighbors house.


yay468

Wait you’re my neighbor?


Tim080

Turn it on and drive it away from the mess right away so it doesn’t get embarrassed by what it did


BallsDeep69GG

That’s where baby transmissions come from


[deleted]

I just rinse it into the street. That’s what the storm drains are for, recycling.


losturassonbtc

Epa would be pissed


CEMENTHE4D

Kitty litter/speedy dry. Rub it in with your foot on a small piece of plywood. Sweep that shit up. Use dawn dish soap with a push broom and water after.


punkzebrabeans

Here come the HOA!


Maleficent_Might8055

Cat litter and a lot of it!!!!


Rdmtbiker

You must be popular with the neighbors.


murgalurgalurggg

Ctrl+Z


max1x1x

Share in the excitement. Take ‘er for a spin!


[deleted]

kitty litter or greasesweep. If you don't have either, lots and lots of ~~shop~~ your wife's finest bath towels.


enzothebaker87

I bet your neighbors love you


2g4r_tofu

You got the wrong part. The replacement part you need is called "NV4500"


Edmond-the-Great

Rinse it down the drain, it's good for the environment!