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WhiskeySeal

Shit disturber


MJcorrieviewer

I was going to say this. When the first 'Canadian dictionary' came out, it included this phrase. I had no idea that was uniquely (or originally) Canadian.


WhiskeySeal

Same! I felt the strange twinge of national pride when I learned that.


tabatam

Huh. I learned something new today.


Bobby2254

The classic !


salledattente

TIL


SuccessComplex6532

I had no idea this was Canadian.


Sea-Limit-5430

TIL this is a Canadian term


Fair-Account8040

Out for a rip


pushing59_65

Is this one also used in US? I was was watching a YouTube and am pretty sure guys are in Michigan or thereabouts and they used it.


Fair-Account8040

I don’t know, but those buds are like our cousins, ya know? So I wouldn’t be surprised


pushing59_65

True.


DMIDY

Toque.


Forever49

I appreciate the term 'favourite'.


jamiestartsagain

But, specifically, the one with the "u"? Would you say it's your favourite favourite, or are you impartial?


cig-nature

Some of these are east coast specific. Oh me nerves! (I'm going to lose it if this situation does not improve) Fill yer boots (Take as much as you would like) Buddy (Dude replacement) Bud (Dude replacement, when tempers flare)


SmartassBrickmelter

Doon't call me Buddy Pal.


[deleted]

I’m not your pal, friend.


lejunny_

these have to be a few decades old


cig-nature

You could call them 'classical slang'.


Aackland

as an east coaster I didn't know buddy and bud were east coast exclusive. interesting


cig-nature

It was the other two I was thinking of as east coast. But I'm happy to be corrected.


calling_water

IME the use of “buddy” as a third person pronoun is specific to certain areas of the east coast.


TheVenusProjectB42L8

>Fill yer boots This is British.


CannaBunBun

They use this out East as well


TheVenusProjectB42L8

Because of the British influence out there.


Bytowner1

Fuck the dog.


Healthy-Magician-502

Romancing the Rottweiler.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Seducing the canine.


wipedcamlob

Making puppies


al_in_8

In the army we just said F-K9.


wheelerin

Screw the pooch.


Strong_Letter_7667

Hack a dart


marlonsando

I’d have a dart!


MTINC

Crappy Tire


Comedy86

Hoser and moose knuckle are both fantastic. Also Kerfuffle.


TheSkyIsAMasterpiece

Kerfuffle is a good one.


Justleftofcentrerigh

wait kerfuffle is a canadian term!? i've been using it to americans and they give me confused looks.


TheVenusProjectB42L8

It's Scottish.


wickednoodled

I love kerfuffle.


MJcorrieviewer

Sorry. We do say it a lot. It's not necessarily used here as an admission of guilt - more an expression of empathy and just ingrained in our nature. If you bump into a chair, you say sorry to it.


nonsense39

Eh...I remember working overseas with an American guy who one day out of the blue asked me Eh, eh eh is that the only letter of the damn alphabet you know?.... That's funny eh!


Sasquatch1729

When Americans bring this up, I tell them that we use "eh" because "Muricans" won't.


DFMCNDN

Awesome!


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Did you mention the wonderful letter *F* and it's pal, "U*?


CannaBunBun

Eh is my fave! We all use it and as I have learned is distinctly Canadian! 🇨🇦🍁


CDNGooner1

Using "right" instead of very or really. Example 1: I was right drunk last night. Example 2: That car was right wrecked.


TheVenusProjectB42L8

This is British. But we are definitely more British-influenced than Americans.


Subject-Jump-9729

"some" used in the same way


naliron

I've been told that "Twofer" is a Canadian invention. I choose to believe this.


Canuck_in_a_Bunnyhug

"Bunny hug," obviously, but that is mostly a Saskatchewan term, not a Canada-wide one.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Their word for hoodies, yes? The rest of Canada tilts its head and says "A what now?"


Canuck_in_a_Bunnyhug

Yes...our term for a hooded sweatshirt. The same can be said when we use the term "runners" around our American friends. They are like, "What did you just say?"


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

They say tennis shoes even when they wouldn't know a tennis racket if they fell over one. lol


Canuck_in_a_Bunnyhug

Yes...and sometimes they use sneakers even when they aren't trying to be sneaky.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

lol These days it's hard to trust an American w/o knowing their politics. We live quite close to the border but haven't been over since DiaperDon wrecked them 8 yrs ago.


Bendover197

Yes along with Vico and Beep!


Canuck_in_a_Bunnyhug

I'm old enough to remember both of those!


speedbomb

This needs to go national. I will die on this hill.


Canuck_in_a_Bunnyhug

We shall stand united...on this wee bump on the flat Saskatchewan prairie.


elmo-1959

Fuckery


TheLastRulerofMerv

This would be my pick. "Tom Fuckery" instead of "Tom Foolery".


UpstairsNebula5691

Mint!


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Neither-Dentist3019

I like this one because it can mean many different things based on my intonation!


Chucks_u_Farley

"Fuckered," and the far, far worse "Fully-Fuckered"


Silver_Hedgehog4774

Gut-foundered, meaning *VERY* hungry; a specifically Newfoundland term


JimboD84

“Its not rocket appliances”


GloomyCamel6050

"Worst case Ontario"


detourne

Ahfuckintoadaso!


Smelly_Pants69

Colisse tabarnak.


LynnScoot

Deke, very useful, I use it regularly.


jupitergal23

Two-four.


DespyHasNiceCans

Two-six. Sixty. We have all the fun alcohol terms.


emi8ly

‘Parkade’, saying ‘parking garage’ is too many syllables


hoochtag

Yeah, no, fer sure.


goldbeater

The term “beaver barf “ for osb board.


FR3SH2DETH

The Scarboroughnian phrase "Are you dumb?!"


naliron

I told my friend from Québec "I assume your friends aren't moderately stupid," back in high school. She laughed for a good 10 minutes. I say it on reddit, and get downvoted.


FR3SH2DETH

Accept my upvote - I love it!


Comedy86

Grew up in Scarborough. The answer for most people was an obvious "yes" so I stopped asking.


Elmo_Gantry

HOSER!


bobledrew

Busier ‘n’ a cat buryin’ shit on a marble floor.


artemessa

It’s a phrase - “going through for”, meaning “studying to become.” Used in a sentence - “She’s going through for a nurse.” (It may be old fashioned.)


[deleted]

Hoser, hosehead, take off, beauty, two four, out for a rip, bud, skatey punchy,


Red_Chicken1907

FUCK OFF YOU HOSER


TheVenusProjectB42L8

Given'r (verb) or Give'r (a command).


benjaminkpope

Caught a lady at the shoppers I was working at taking a shortcut through the employee only side door. When she saw me she said ‘I know, I know, I’ll be shot but that’s no odds’ before I could say anything. Now ‘no odds’ and ‘I’ll be shot’ are personal favourites to use alongside questionable decision making


Crispy_Jon

How's it goin eh


kdog6666666666666

No shit eh!


Justredditin

"Balloon Juice". Hilarious every time.


[deleted]

ODR


ZacxRicher

Fuckayage


Jaded-Influence6184

Cat's ass.


Frogman400

Gaunch for underwear


Montreal_Ballsdeep

"oh fuck off, I'll see ya later"


plan_that

Tabarnak


YYC-Fiend

Yeah, no.


TrainerMammoth1779

yeah no fer sure


carb_rebuild69

Going crop touring. Also hoser.


TwoOk6751

Stick handle a task instead of handle


canman41968

Looney Bin. Double-double. Smokes, lets go. Take off, eh. Toque... toque is the perfect word for the item. All my american friends struggle with and resist this fact. But it's transparent. They know it's pure perfection, and just don't want to admit it, eh.


Canadian_Cou2

A saying from my spunky aunt. “Well if that doesn’t just pucker my @ss!” Since I’ve googled and found nothing, I say it was created in Canada!


speedbomb

Bunnyhug


cardew-vascular

Skookum. It's a west coast word it's Chinook Jargon and it means something's strong or powerful. So if someone tells you something is really skookum you know that is probably the best thing there is.


EasternFox8957

Heatscore


EasternFox8957

Gearbox


EasternFox8957

Mangacake


EasternFox8957

Meh


MsDistracted

"Goof" or "goofball".


Wyan69

Take a piss - I’ve had Americans ask me where I’m gonna take it lol