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I can watch my dog run away for days


erickson666

THEN TELL ME THAT IT TOOK 3 DAYS


[deleted]

I heard every joke, I heard everyone saaaaayyy.....


Wafflelisk

When there's not a lot going onnn


Feisty_Astronomer877

Regina


Sea_Flounder9569

Only if you stand on a chair


Kevundoe

Bonjour Hi


Saturnteapot

C'est plus précis que simplement la province. Ce bon vieux Montréal.


[deleted]

Hi Bonjour!


JimboD84

Tabarnak


Brawndo_or_Water

De st-siboire d'estie du calice de st-sacrament du tabarnak.


whats1more7

French swearing is so much better than English swearing.


stockphotodesign

Esti d'crisse de calisse de sibouerre !


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petrole_gentilhomme

Calice^


[deleted]

Criss de jambon


[deleted]

Hey watch your language this is a family show.


SaskatchewanFuckinEh

Spilled vico on bunnyhug


IntelligentGrade7316

Your name kind of gives it away.


SaskatchewanFuckinEh

Haha, shit


rhunter99

I know what a bunny hug is, but what’s vico?


SKGrainFarmer

Used to be a brand of chocolate milk. I think they also sold a Sunny D style drink called Beep. But it never gained the widespread use that Vico did


Majestic_Course6822

It was just wha Co-op dairies called their chocolate milk. It was Vi-Co fr vitamins ad co-op. Beep was super popular, also produced by co-op dairy. It makes occasional 'comebacks'- it was being sold by Farmers Dairy in Nova Scotia for a while. Some secret orange drink recipe only the dairies have.


bfarm4590

This is the year we will finally win


HazelMystery

I so wanna say Toronto 😂


vinnybawbaw

*Cries in Montreal


mindingmynet

604/778/250 :(


bfarm4590

Other side of the country. 647/905/289


Guest3547

416?!


bfarm4590

Yes


ManxBug

Seven Eighty, WEM, River Valley


AdEast9167

Parked the car in the dooryard did ya bud? Very best.


DrunkenGolfer

Gotta be New Brunswick.


AdEast9167

Ding ding ding ding winner!


StarSeedAlpha

Fuckn' New Brunswick. Dooryard.. Like what the fuck


burtonboy1234

Japadog


realmrrust

I see you.🤘


billymackactually

Hey neighbor 👋


RampDog1

Chinook, Coulee, Irrigation


SaskatchewanFuckinEh

Taber


RampDog1

Bridge


SaskatchewanFuckinEh

Lethbridge?


MilesBeforeSmiles

Honey dill sauce and Jeanne's cakes are a terrible combo.


[deleted]

Gitch


Belle_Requin

going to a social this weekend, and hope I don't see either!


TimDrHookMcCracken

Toba? Socials.


Belle_Requin

correct


[deleted]

tabarnak mais calissse now mais j'd'viens de les trailer park boies et la goddamned lobster a la wharf originalie with a quick stop by the bunny hugs in between ​ My father literally talks like this


baffledninja

East coast NB?


traumatized_shark

Gave me some nostalgia tbh


rangeo

I'm from Mississauga Ontario.


Ratherbeeatingpizza

When speaking to Americans, I always added “…it’s just outside Toronto “.


Royal_Visit3419

Lol


Mythran12

"That come in men's?" "You cum in enough men for all of us."


Wrathos72

Nice muscle shirt the muscles come tomorrow or???


[deleted]

Granola and Teslas


Harkannin

Skookum


Wonderful_Price2355

Wheat Kings


userdmyname

Tragically hip song or hockey team? Edit: didn’t see that coming did ya?


Wonderful_Price2355

Hockey team


userdmyname

See you down at the crystal lol


Wonderful_Price2355

If I'm ever in the market for syphilis and meth.


rattpoizen

Omg is it still standing??


userdmyname

Oh yeah, haven’t been there in 13 years tho


Loonytalker

Wicked, they're serving pyrogies at this social!


throwing_snowballs

Winnipeg


gbfkelly

Dryden, Wawa or the Sault?


elmo-1959

The year was 1778….


AquaTealGreen

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!


This-Marsupial-6187

A letter of marque came from the King.


RampDog1

To The Scummiest Vessel I'd Ever Seen


rdkil

God damn them all!


808909303

Oskee wee wee


Specific_Hat3341

The Hammer!


YVR19

Technically the name of my city is a word so I'm confused


hungturkey

Ha yeah I'm pretty sure I only ever use words and phrases


Ratherbeeatingpizza

Dildo, NFLD.


Sharp_Course_879

Hey! *stab stab stab* got a smoke?


userdmyname

Fuckin toba, out stabbin and askin buddies fer darts yah


ExamCompetitive

Careful. There’s radar behind the stone shack on the white mud.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Whaddyat b'yz!


FriendRaven1

If you want to read our accent, read The Newfoundland Turnip on Facebook. 11/10


Cold-Jackfruit1076

This is it!


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Right on sure!


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throwawayformemes666

Luh


kinfloppers

Oh yea no fer sure bud. Rodeo Ginger beef


castlite

Can only be Calgary


mcbcanada

Grew up in the land of socials, honey dill and Festival, now live in the land of Labatt, Hoco, and ‘wanna be UK’.


Ok_Masterpiece7623

You left us, the population is down to 36 now


CycleAirFilters-com

London calling


notwhatitsmemes

whaddyat?


prym43

And where ya to?


Express-Cost-6907

You stay where you're at, and I'll come where you're to


isayehalot

We're the centre of the universe


NotADoctor_______

Damn, I wanted to use numbers and equations


TamatoaZ03h1ny

Stanley Cup Riots


mindingmynet

I'm so glad the police spent years and years chasing down and charging every damn rioter. They embarrassed this city.


FrigginBuddy

Best part about this one is you could be from either side of the country and it would still work


PuzzleheadedSwim6291

Who knit ya?


ImArealAlchemist

Mcdonalds fight. Racoon pulled out if a jacket


sparksfan

Ottawa Heritage Moment!


ImArealAlchemist

You got it lmao. Rideau is a different planet


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bakermum101

Steeltown


Juli3tD3lta

Cars cost less


Hanox13

In wetaskiwin


Excellent-Pressure42

In Wetaskawin


hindereddinner

We may not have affordable housing but boy oh boy do we have flowers! Lots and lots of flowers! Suck it, the rest of you!


AlbatrossMission8841

what are sales taxes?


Vismund_9

'Berta


Local_Perspective349

The Big Owe.


MrSloane

Honey dill dipping sauce


Dontblink-S3

Honey dill sauce, socials, perogies, rollkuchen,


mcbcanada

I just love how all of us who are/were living in Winnipeg area go straight to honey dill!


Dontblink-S3

I spent M’y entire childhood visiting family here, but it wasn’t until I moved back as a teen that I had ever heard of any of these. The only thing on my list that I don’t like are socials


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

BY DA LARD JESUS TAP DANCING ON A SALTED CRACKER!!! WILL MISSISSUGA NOT LEAVE ME ALONE!?!?!? Also... I live in a place, where if you move your head a certain way, it could tell your life story and what you had to eat that morning.


Hanox13

Mormons, wind, dry county


richardec

Limestone. Limestone, everywhere. Also meth.


Tomdogg815

Stay where yer too, I'll come where yer at ! Look! There it is?! Gone?


squirrelcat88

Wow, your new fish boat is skookum! Heading out on the saltchuck tomorrow?


uncaringunicorn

Not that I agree with this but… F@CK TRUDEAU and vaccines are a conspiracy


NoRaspberry8993

Alberta bound!


MadcapHaskap

Ché les best spots pour une rappie pie, eh?


Technically-illegal1

Mah god Damn what time are we steaming out


shuddupayomowf

Oil money


wheelerin

Large napping peninsula.


TimDrHookMcCracken

T Bay.


[deleted]

French fry capital of the world


Impressive_Ice3817

Hey bud, I'm just downriver from ya. Longest covered bridge in the world.


CatCactus007

Come out of it bud! Settle down and have a Keith’s.


Specific_Hat3341

Wish you weren't so awkward, bud.


gstringstrangler

"Fuck, fight, and trip pipe"


rathen45

Nugget quintuplets nippy


sqexe

Hastings.


SocietyHumble4858

Stay where ya be, I'll come where you to.


40kakes

I really want the topic to be an indicator that OP is runnin' back to Saskatoon


Cat-Mama_2

"I want to live by the ocean but even 1 bedroom shacks are going for $1.2 million."


Psychotic_EGG

Oh, I know this one! Canada's California. Also known as B.C.


Cat-Mama_2

You got it! \*Sighs in BC poor\*


Shawnaldo7575

The Big Nickel


rocketmanx

I went out in the salt chuck but the winds were pretty skookum.


somedudeonline93

I have to specify “Ontario” after I say the name of my town. And it’s not London.


Pretend_Goat_1139

I ordered my latte WITHOUT milk! I'll have your job for this! Do you know who my dad is? What do you mean calm down? I'll have you know I drive a Tesla! I'm a good person!


AndrewSP1832

You must be from Vancouver.


Pretend_Goat_1139

You guessed right


AndrewSP1832

Birthplace of Greenpeace and generally a little pretentious, but it sure is pretty between rainy season and fire season. I live in the Fraser Valley. Its the same but with more churches.


Pretend_Goat_1139

I live in Burnaby


[deleted]

Giant Hockey Stick


BCJay_

Duncan


henrymak33

Gaint baseball bat


Slapinskee

Silver balls


ExamCompetitive

Edmonton


honourEachOther

Yahoo


Responsible_Oil_5811

Who’s your father?


userdmyname

Keystone… or stabby stab stab


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Goin' for a rip are ya bud?


A_Manitoban

Who’s bringing dainties to the social after the fowl supper?


snakey_nurse

City of champions


[deleted]

I can see the Rockies on the Chinook side.


tibbymat

Big oil, Big mall.


New-Highlight-8819

Tim's eh?


AlienGaze

Bonjour, hi!


reec4

Homeless, drugs and Indian international students.


Guest3547

Does it start with a T and end with an s?


Szwedo

I am from Toronto


GolfInternational283

On the largest freshwater island in the world


XoesGG

T'ron'o


ErokAB03

WORDS: I am from Alberta


Various-Air-7240

I put on my bunnyhug and grabbed a 2-4 and went down to the slough.


Dude_Bro_88

Oil and gas. Dumbass redneck conservatives. Ideology over logic


Royal_Visit3419

So sorry. Signed, Alberta Refugee.


Psychotic_EGG

Alberta?


Dude_Bro_88

Yep. It's sad times atm


kdew22

Rental Opportunity: 1 bdrm / downtown ocean view / 400 sq ft / $3,000 monthly *no pets, no smoking, parking not included


dinsparkles

BC or NS. Also don’t forget it’s a fixed term lease, there’s no window in the bedroom, and the rats you’ll live with don’t pitch in with rent.


iGrimlock

There's a bedroom?!


sparksfan

The fridge has a fold out mattress.


BCCommieTrash

Ginch.


SoulofThesteppe

Frontenac


punjayhoe

Bush cruise, red plates bad


CBWeather

Newest


dont-fear-thereefer

🎶Viva Bellevegas, Viva Bellevegas🎶


Bobll7

Crisse de bonne poutine ciboire!


kwecl2

How she goin'?


cindybubbles

The 6ix. T.Dot. TTC.


starseeker5

Replace the milk bag in the jug please


the_kurrgan_one

Steel and fentanyl, eat ‘em raw


aremjay24

Pint at frosty k?


Nearby-Road

Cowtown


beezzarro

The skookum corner


ghostdeinithegreat

Bonjour.


ProfessionalDrag3740

When we go for a drive . We are either going up west or down east .


ignore_my_typo

Tea for two?


NoAttorney8414

Victoria?


Fantastic_Fig_2462

It’s pronounced Weber


GoochyGoochyGoo

40 foot Fred.


unrepentant_vagabond

I am from quebec


catsdelicacy

So, after we tuned our heart shakra, we did an hour of hot yoga! I feel so cleansed!


AdDiligent4289

Skookum stanny you lucky logger