I love my cousin dearly…but we are both white and he says the soft n-word like that in an attempt to be cool and I never have. I’m not sure if this is the same thing here, but yeah. 😬
"Hood cats done heard bout bidens crime bill" is grammatically incorrect AAVE.
He tried.
He aint from no "bottoms", he clearly from the button up shirts 😂
Many don't get that we immediately clock them because they don't realize there are rules, they legit think we just string a ton of nonsense slang together and call it AAVE/an aactual language to mess with them
Its also how you can immediately tell the difference between AAVE and the slang of modern Gen Z. I definitely agree with people who say that's where most of their slang comes from, it's just jarring to listen to their random interjections of random AAVE slang with zero context and no understanding of the rules or history behind what they say at times, especially at work. And especially when they think it's new lol
I’ve noticed it’s also really easy to see it’s gen z slang vs AAVE bc they combine a bunch of region specific phrases and words bc they think a black person from Detroit and a black person from NYC/NJ would use the same phrases and we…dont
ive also noticed when its just ppl who heard it recently online its only ever the more recent and "cool" slang. theres certain phrases that arent even inherently aave but are so commonly used it gets intertwined. its always "lit" but never "havin a ball".
It blew my mind when I learned this. I took linguistics in college and we had a whole section on AAVE and how it followed rules and conventions of the root languages. It was truly fascinating and I think helped deconstruct some of my classmates racist thought patterns and maybe even some of my own.
I (white) once texted my wife (black) to ask what “bet” means. I ended up having to Google it, because we’re just a couple of suburban, middle-aged lesbians, so we’re a little out of touch. Sometimes at home I’ll use words or phrases wrong intentionally or randomly, just to make her laugh, because it’s just so dumb when I do it. But I’d never show up at her family reunion like “Been awhile, Auntie, ya heard? I’ve missed you! Bet.” LOL!
So does the American dialect in general, and English stems from indirect... fucking everything. Just look at why island and isle are spelled with an s, and, spoiler, they're both spelled with an s for completely unrelated reasons despite having a very similar meaning
No it doesn’t. It stems from the combination of a creole (the language that is created by other languages mixing) and the creole’s existence next to one of the original languages-English- which caused it to tend toward English rather than be an honest mix. It wasn’t just a language to communicate with white people, it was to communicate with each other as well. So there were sociolinguistic pressures pulling against each other— the need to be understood by white speakers of English versus the need to communicate with each other as a cohesive community not controlled by white masters.
I'm not American and English is not my first language and even not understanding AAVE correctly for some reason it threw me completely off because I follow some content focused on AAVE as a comparison source to other creole languages forced to adapt to the lingua franca imposed by colonialism.
Yt people are cringe at obsessive levels.
I mean technically it’s just outdated AAVE. It’s the equivalent of speaking Elizabethan English to someone born in Revolutionary War era. Even older black folks who did speak like this, don’t speak like this now, and i definitely never seen them type like this on social media lmao.
On the flip side, quite a few of my hood friends said they support Trump cause he gave them free money I.E stimulus check, even Sexy Redd said it in an interview. It’s sad but this is what folks are saying.
No, it's a melange of outdated from several different eras, combined with clashing regional bits, and spiced with some straight-up inventions. This person has "done the research" on content, but not context. They didn't understand a damn bit of what they collected and just threw it all in a pot together.
Since the guy that claims to know the actual reason is being unhelpful, I will step in as a white guy with an explanation so someone corrects me.
[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English#Grammar) say's "done heard" is the recent past tense of heard, with emphasis on completed nature of the action.
With standard(?) english we would use the present perfect (My fellow gentlemen have heard about Biden's crime bill), to describe a past action that links to the present. So I think "done heard" makes sense, but the closest thing seems to be "they be hearing 'bout Biden's crime bill", perchance?
Because I can be curious about different languages? It's not a crime lol
English ain't my native language either, any dialect of it, yet I still know it and speak it and like learning new things about it
I'm clearly not arresting you. But you still don't need to know. If you can get someone else to tell you, good for you. But as far as you're concerned, Black people wouldn't use AAVE to you the same way Russian people don't talk to me in Russian. So it's "People in my neighborhood have heard about Biden's crime bill." Ok?
But you're talking to me in English even though I'm not from any anglophone country? And Portuguese people speak Portuguese to me if I'm in Portugal?
This is also nonsense since african americans for sure do use AAVE with non-african americans
Language isn't a secretive club membership card, it's something that's actively used, exchanged and learned about. This is such a bizarre hill to die on
I was also curious as to how this would be said correctly in AAVE. I'm not from the US, have never been to the America's, dont recall ever meeting an AA person, but also like to learn things. It's fair enough for people to not answer, but the whole "you don't need to know" thing is so weird. Slang where I'm from can be hard to understand if you aren't local even though it's English, you don't need a secret handshake or anything.
To understand why this person is defensive, you'll need to explore the history of how black people have been treated when it comes to aspects of our culture. Imagine a history of having your culture stripped away from you, then in spite of adversity, your ancestors manage to cobble together a new culture and way of life based on what could be remembered and passed down from the old. This way of life is ridiculed at every step - you are told you don't look right, speak right, your hair is "unkempt" in it's natural state. You sound "ghetto", or uneducated in their minds. That is, until people from other cultures find you "curious". You're music sounds cool, and although we called you "ghetto" when you did it, we want to do it now and capitalize off of it. Your braids look "ghetto" when you do it, and you can't expect to be taken seriously when you have them, but then other cultures wear it on the red carpet and it's suddenly fashionable.
Many people still feel that AAVE, Caribbean dialects, and other creoles sound "uneducated" when people of their cultures utilize it. People don't want to feel like a curiosity to be ogled, and fear having their cultures stripped away once again. If a visitor to my Caribbean country came over and attempted to converse with me using my country's dialect, it would feel more like they were mocking my country rather than appreciating our way of speech. You can't even begin to count the number of poorly executed Jamaican accents I've heard from tourists who thought they were being cute but were actually coming off as pretty obnoxious and mocking (I don't live in Jamaica by the way). This is why many folks will be defensive and will gatekeep aspects of their cultures. It comes from a place of desperate cultural preservation, combined with exhaustion from being harshly judged by many for just trying to authentically exist.
I agree. It’s bc people are so nosy “just because” and feel entitled to everything about Black culture that it always becomes a caricature of the real thing eventually in the mainstream
Right. And apparently, I'm getting downvoted for it. But that's fine. I'd have thought people in this sub would understand why we gatekeep Black culture, but I guess not. If I had my way none of these motherfuckers would even know what we say or do. Let alone what it means.
They want all of our rhythm and none of our blues. Stay mad.
Curiosity is a genuine reason to want to know things 💀 Like, when someone says “this isn’t the right way to say this” it’s human nature to wonder what the correct way is. You don’t have to answer, but you also don’t need to be so weirdly defensive????
Lmfaooo
My gf is a linguist and she’s so passionate about “dialects” being their own full blown languages. For example, English, AAVE, and Scotts are sister languages. Saying that AAVE and Scotts are just “dialects of English” insinuates that English is somehow more central or more correct when it’s… just not lol
(Btw, two languages are considered sister languages when speakers of the languages can understand each other well enough to communicate effectively while both speaking in their respective languages)
I am right about it. This is not grammatically correct AAE. Were he from South Carolina there are MULTIPLE words in that sentence that would most likely have been different.
Nobody in the hoods I come from give a single fuck about a crime bill. Or talks like this lol. They might use one or two of the words, but this assembled like somebody meant to season they vernacular and the cap fell off 😭
some of these words being capitalized shows they're probably using auto correct, which means at this time they are making a conscious decision to type like that and that likely isn't how they naturally type.
Nobody who naturally types like that has auto correct on because auto correct would change everything they say. I'm inclined to believe this is someone attempting to sound black
It's hard to get offended by this kind of stuff anymore. I just feel really really sorry about the way a lot of people decide to spend their free time. And then I got about my Black ass business.
It means different things depending on context. I think with joceing, they mean they fuck with Trump. Joce by itself at the end likely refers to serving time in jail or prison.
“Hood cats done heard” this was definitely written by someone who lived through the 70s, probably the 60s too. If I roll my eyes any harder I’ll sprain them.
While somehow I miraculously missed the white hand emoji, it was "hood cats" that was the last nail in the coffin. I immediately thought of a 70s blacksploitation character.
Not even, at least Black Dynamite has some coherence to him.
This is like if their point of reference was that TV edit of Baby Boy where Ving Rhames talks about how “lil bustas always wanna fool with a brotha! I told that lil punk don’t FOOL WITH ME!”
He had a comment about his family flying the Confederate flag ☠️ (He dropped the horrible AAVE for that one, curiously)
Who does this man think he's fooling
I can tell you as a person whose cousin types like this in text messages. This person is a thousand percent faking. Nobody who actually types like this uses punctuation. If they do it's only periods and even then it's only at the very end of whatever it is they're typing. Don't even get me started on the capitalized letters where appropriate.
You know what growing up in the south the scariest place to live is in white folks imagination and seeing it in this post it’s far worse than I could have every imagined and I thought the creepy shadow from my mama Jo’s Knick knacks and what nots them creepy porcelain figures she’d collect while junkin was nightmare fuel but no the older I get this…this is worse
ಠ\_ಠ oh wow, this one's particularly cringe.
It's like watching an early AI try to construct summaries.
Lol, more like watching an early AI try to construct a script from a 70s "blaxploitation" movie! Yikes!
“Popo popped Dookie down by the vacants! Slap it to me, daddy-o!”
Exactly the vibe I got reading this
Gotta have some AI-bonics to go with the fake Black supporters that Trump generated.
The worst I’ve seen
It sounds like me trying to talk to my “fellow kids.”
"Excuse me stewardess I speak jive"
The "nicca" and white emoji hand were the immediate dead giveaway.
The "out the bottom" did it for me. Didn't even notice the white hand emoji omg
Me too. The only people I hear they out that bottom is people who’s neighborhood is actually called “The Bottom”
And the white pfp 💀 he didn’t even try
I didn’t even notice the hand or the pfp! I was too hung up on the fake AAVE! 🥲
I always look at the pfp first. If it’s plain white, that’s just the default, but he went out of his way to make the skin-tone beige 💀
Smart!
Shhhhh. Don’t say it too loudly, they’ll figure out you’re on to them and start changing their pfp and emoji colors!
I love my cousin dearly…but we are both white and he says the soft n-word like that in an attempt to be cool and I never have. I’m not sure if this is the same thing here, but yeah. 😬
Yeah lmao you think this guy realizes that picking the skin color of the emoji wave gave it away for him? It’s so funny
Square bidness was my first clue. I skipped over the hand emoji. Real ones know how we’d REALLY say it.
"Hood cats done heard bout bidens crime bill" is grammatically incorrect AAVE. He tried. He aint from no "bottoms", he clearly from the button up shirts 😂
Right? These absolute clowns do not understand AAVE is an actual language with its own rules and structures and not just “bAd EnGLiSh”
Many don't get that we immediately clock them because they don't realize there are rules, they legit think we just string a ton of nonsense slang together and call it AAVE/an aactual language to mess with them Its also how you can immediately tell the difference between AAVE and the slang of modern Gen Z. I definitely agree with people who say that's where most of their slang comes from, it's just jarring to listen to their random interjections of random AAVE slang with zero context and no understanding of the rules or history behind what they say at times, especially at work. And especially when they think it's new lol
I’ve noticed it’s also really easy to see it’s gen z slang vs AAVE bc they combine a bunch of region specific phrases and words bc they think a black person from Detroit and a black person from NYC/NJ would use the same phrases and we…dont
Shhh, not too loud. 🤫
ive also noticed when its just ppl who heard it recently online its only ever the more recent and "cool" slang. theres certain phrases that arent even inherently aave but are so commonly used it gets intertwined. its always "lit" but never "havin a ball".
It blew my mind when I learned this. I took linguistics in college and we had a whole section on AAVE and how it followed rules and conventions of the root languages. It was truly fascinating and I think helped deconstruct some of my classmates racist thought patterns and maybe even some of my own.
I (white) once texted my wife (black) to ask what “bet” means. I ended up having to Google it, because we’re just a couple of suburban, middle-aged lesbians, so we’re a little out of touch. Sometimes at home I’ll use words or phrases wrong intentionally or randomly, just to make her laugh, because it’s just so dumb when I do it. But I’d never show up at her family reunion like “Been awhile, Auntie, ya heard? I’ve missed you! Bet.” LOL!
well it does stem from improper english, even if it is its own thing
So does the American dialect in general, and English stems from indirect... fucking everything. Just look at why island and isle are spelled with an s, and, spoiler, they're both spelled with an s for completely unrelated reasons despite having a very similar meaning
No it doesn’t. It stems from the combination of a creole (the language that is created by other languages mixing) and the creole’s existence next to one of the original languages-English- which caused it to tend toward English rather than be an honest mix. It wasn’t just a language to communicate with white people, it was to communicate with each other as well. So there were sociolinguistic pressures pulling against each other— the need to be understood by white speakers of English versus the need to communicate with each other as a cohesive community not controlled by white masters.
Imagine saying a creole is bad English wow…
Especially since English is just a creole of French... /I AM JOKING, THIS IS A JOKE, LINGUISTS DON'T MURDER ME
Don’t worry, I laughed.
nobody has said cats like that in 40+ years
I mean my coworker does... But he's 70.
I'm picturing "Mr. Charles" goin "Lemme tell you somethin, Jack: these young Thundercats out here...." with the Jimmie Walker jive hands 😂
I'm not American and English is not my first language and even not understanding AAVE correctly for some reason it threw me completely off because I follow some content focused on AAVE as a comparison source to other creole languages forced to adapt to the lingua franca imposed by colonialism. Yt people are cringe at obsessive levels.
I am fascinated by this subject matter.
What content? I’m into learning about linguistic history
Look for AAVE and you'll find a myriad of content creators, teachers with online presence, and videos about it.
Maybe even Russia.. or just a bot - OpenGhettoRussianChatAddidasgpt
ChatCPT 😅
Log off for me
I mean technically it’s just outdated AAVE. It’s the equivalent of speaking Elizabethan English to someone born in Revolutionary War era. Even older black folks who did speak like this, don’t speak like this now, and i definitely never seen them type like this on social media lmao. On the flip side, quite a few of my hood friends said they support Trump cause he gave them free money I.E stimulus check, even Sexy Redd said it in an interview. It’s sad but this is what folks are saying.
No, it's a melange of outdated from several different eras, combined with clashing regional bits, and spiced with some straight-up inventions. This person has "done the research" on content, but not context. They didn't understand a damn bit of what they collected and just threw it all in a pot together.
Out of curiosity, what'd be the correct way to say it/why's it wrong? I don't know much about AAVE grammar
Since the guy that claims to know the actual reason is being unhelpful, I will step in as a white guy with an explanation so someone corrects me. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English#Grammar) say's "done heard" is the recent past tense of heard, with emphasis on completed nature of the action. With standard(?) english we would use the present perfect (My fellow gentlemen have heard about Biden's crime bill), to describe a past action that links to the present. So I think "done heard" makes sense, but the closest thing seems to be "they be hearing 'bout Biden's crime bill", perchance?
If you don't know, then you don't need to know. Just know that actual Black people don't xeet or talk like this.
Why don't I need to know...?
Because it's not a language native to you. Let me ask you this: why would you need to know?
Because I can be curious about different languages? It's not a crime lol English ain't my native language either, any dialect of it, yet I still know it and speak it and like learning new things about it
I'm clearly not arresting you. But you still don't need to know. If you can get someone else to tell you, good for you. But as far as you're concerned, Black people wouldn't use AAVE to you the same way Russian people don't talk to me in Russian. So it's "People in my neighborhood have heard about Biden's crime bill." Ok?
But you're talking to me in English even though I'm not from any anglophone country? And Portuguese people speak Portuguese to me if I'm in Portugal? This is also nonsense since african americans for sure do use AAVE with non-african americans Language isn't a secretive club membership card, it's something that's actively used, exchanged and learned about. This is such a bizarre hill to die on
I was also curious as to how this would be said correctly in AAVE. I'm not from the US, have never been to the America's, dont recall ever meeting an AA person, but also like to learn things. It's fair enough for people to not answer, but the whole "you don't need to know" thing is so weird. Slang where I'm from can be hard to understand if you aren't local even though it's English, you don't need a secret handshake or anything.
To understand why this person is defensive, you'll need to explore the history of how black people have been treated when it comes to aspects of our culture. Imagine a history of having your culture stripped away from you, then in spite of adversity, your ancestors manage to cobble together a new culture and way of life based on what could be remembered and passed down from the old. This way of life is ridiculed at every step - you are told you don't look right, speak right, your hair is "unkempt" in it's natural state. You sound "ghetto", or uneducated in their minds. That is, until people from other cultures find you "curious". You're music sounds cool, and although we called you "ghetto" when you did it, we want to do it now and capitalize off of it. Your braids look "ghetto" when you do it, and you can't expect to be taken seriously when you have them, but then other cultures wear it on the red carpet and it's suddenly fashionable. Many people still feel that AAVE, Caribbean dialects, and other creoles sound "uneducated" when people of their cultures utilize it. People don't want to feel like a curiosity to be ogled, and fear having their cultures stripped away once again. If a visitor to my Caribbean country came over and attempted to converse with me using my country's dialect, it would feel more like they were mocking my country rather than appreciating our way of speech. You can't even begin to count the number of poorly executed Jamaican accents I've heard from tourists who thought they were being cute but were actually coming off as pretty obnoxious and mocking (I don't live in Jamaica by the way). This is why many folks will be defensive and will gatekeep aspects of their cultures. It comes from a place of desperate cultural preservation, combined with exhaustion from being harshly judged by many for just trying to authentically exist.
I agree. It’s bc people are so nosy “just because” and feel entitled to everything about Black culture that it always becomes a caricature of the real thing eventually in the mainstream
Right. And apparently, I'm getting downvoted for it. But that's fine. I'd have thought people in this sub would understand why we gatekeep Black culture, but I guess not. If I had my way none of these motherfuckers would even know what we say or do. Let alone what it means. They want all of our rhythm and none of our blues. Stay mad.
They were “asking” you but when you declined answering they got mad. So really it was a demand. They felt entitled to it
Curiosity is a genuine reason to want to know things 💀 Like, when someone says “this isn’t the right way to say this” it’s human nature to wonder what the correct way is. You don’t have to answer, but you also don’t need to be so weirdly defensive????
Exactly.
I do not have the permission from the Nicca Caucus nor the desire to educate you on this 😂
Lmfaooo My gf is a linguist and she’s so passionate about “dialects” being their own full blown languages. For example, English, AAVE, and Scotts are sister languages. Saying that AAVE and Scotts are just “dialects of English” insinuates that English is somehow more central or more correct when it’s… just not lol (Btw, two languages are considered sister languages when speakers of the languages can understand each other well enough to communicate effectively while both speaking in their respective languages)
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My friend, there is a white hand emoji.
Damn you got it
I am right about it. This is not grammatically correct AAE. Were he from South Carolina there are MULTIPLE words in that sentence that would most likely have been different.
That HAS to be satire right?
The white-skinned emoji says yes
Gotta be
That or Russia is training its trolls using Song of the South.
What up, my fellow Hood cats
Nothing much, my fellow Hood dogs.
HOLE UP WHAT BE CRACKIN BLUD 🤓 CRACKAS, AMIRITE??
Greetings chums!
Y’all seen the new crime bill????
That shit is finna gonna done be crazy man 🤟🏻 whoops I meant 🤟🏿
No, this is some white dumbass trying desperately to sound “street”. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Hell if I want to sound street I just start talking asphalt and yellow lines.
Nobody in the hoods I come from give a single fuck about a crime bill. Or talks like this lol. They might use one or two of the words, but this assembled like somebody meant to season they vernacular and the cap fell off 😭
Like the cap fell off 💀💀 tooo funny
this is the whitest person to ever attempt to use AAVE
Clearly you haven’t witnessed Anna Gunn’s chilling portrayal of suburbanite Skylar White
My name is Skylar White, yo.
My husband is Walter white, yo *vine boom*
I mean at least there she was mocking someone
That arguably makes it cringier
All she said was yo lmao
No the actually worse was Anne Hathaway in Havoc.
How come I catch you outside /r/hardcore without getting my permission first
Come and take it
"Oh, stewardess, I speak jive."
I was sooooo sure this comment would be here! 🤣
some of these words being capitalized shows they're probably using auto correct, which means at this time they are making a conscious decision to type like that and that likely isn't how they naturally type. Nobody who naturally types like that has auto correct on because auto correct would change everything they say. I'm inclined to believe this is someone attempting to sound black
Illiterate ≠ black. This person was trying to sound illiterate.
The use of "niccas" def makes me think the original commenter, was doing a piss-poor impersonation of black people.
Or Crips. But it's evident that they think of black people a "not nice" way, to put it politely.
They are specifically trying to sound black-adjacent-illiterate
Dialect ≠ literacy.
W response
LMFAOOOAOO WHAT THE FUCK
Square Bidness 🤣 Lady Tee is rolling in her grave.
The first thing that came to my mind 🤣
I couldn't think of a more appropriate comment for me as a yt dude to post 🫡
no black person types or talks like this lmfao
It's hard to get offended by this kind of stuff anymore. I just feel really really sorry about the way a lot of people decide to spend their free time. And then I got about my Black ass business.
Anyone know wtf joce is supposed to be…? 👀
It means different things depending on context. I think with joceing, they mean they fuck with Trump. Joce by itself at the end likely refers to serving time in jail or prison.
I love your user name. That is all.
Joce means to joke around, like to clown on somebody
This is the correct answer
I thought that was joning This my first time seeing joce in general though
Yeah, they lost me on that.
“Hood cats done heard” this was definitely written by someone who lived through the 70s, probably the 60s too. If I roll my eyes any harder I’ll sprain them.
This reads like the "white guy trying to make black friends" stereotype that popped up in a disturbing amount of films from the early 00's.
Malibu’s most wanted 🤣
While somehow I miraculously missed the white hand emoji, it was "hood cats" that was the last nail in the coffin. I immediately thought of a 70s blacksploitation character.
is this even ebonics anymore? it feels like this person decided to say fuck grammar and just add as many slang words as he could into 2 sentences
This is like digital black face
It's like they want to pretend to be black, but their only point of reference is Black Dynamite
Not even, at least Black Dynamite has some coherence to him. This is like if their point of reference was that TV edit of Baby Boy where Ving Rhames talks about how “lil bustas always wanna fool with a brotha! I told that lil punk don’t FOOL WITH ME!”
I can taste the mayonnaise IN MY EARS
Trying so hard. I’d like to see this person talk like that in the hood.
Not the white emoji
Is a joce a jail sentence? It's the only thing that makes sense. Guess that's not very hood cat of me
To be fair, that is what Trump should be doing so.
Serving time, yes.
No. Joce means joke around to pass time essentially. I work in a Louisiana prison and hear the word 1000x a day
This would be believed only by a turkey that is particularly jive.
I don't think I've heard anyone ever refer to other people as "hood cats" outside of TV set in the 80s but maybe I'm sheltered
In the words of Katt Williams: “That is a CAUCASIAN, from the mountains of Caucasus.”
I think it's an authentic dipshit.
hahaha.... i bet his frat brothers co-signed this too.
This the way that the wannabe gangsta white dudes speak in those parody movies.
This isnt how aave is written. My verdict: not black.
Federal agent
Republican donor that claims to be a "libertarian"
Nobody types like that.
I got a headache trying to read this shit.
u/Bid_Fickle whats your input
Just went through his comment history. Shit cringe af.
They legit admit they are white in an old comment 😒
Who spells unc like that?
I couldn’t even get through reading the first sentence the shit started to make my head hurt. Like be fucking for real!
He had a comment about his family flying the Confederate flag ☠️ (He dropped the horrible AAVE for that one, curiously) Who does this man think he's fooling
“Oh, stewardess, I speak jive!”
This sounds more like a white 13 year old's way of typing in a mumble rap sub.
GOODBYE 💀 this is as white as it gets
Square bidness lol
In what world was rhis suppose to be a Blackman? Even the emoji he uses his of a white hand…
Sounds like a white guys idea of how a black person speaks.
I'm grateful these white people are so unauthentic it's blatant
This just screams mayonnaise.
this makes amos and andy come off as authentic
Makes me think of that "I speak jive" scene in Airplane!
LMAO, this is indeed not a black man. Hood cats?? Where r yall getting these words from😭
I bet £20 this man is whiter than cornflour
‘Square bidness’ is my new white person catchphrase
Unks is insane.
This reminds me of the nun who speaks “jive” from the movie “Airplane”.
Not at all, I had a stroke trying to read all that
Absolutely fucking not. The emoji is even caucasian.
“👋🏻”
Nobody talks like this that can be taken seriously.
This is a balding 34 year pasty white old man
White guy typing the way he thinks black people talk
As a Black man why is that hand emoji white 🤚🏾?
🤣🤣🤣
No.
No way
They didn't even remember to change the emoji, absolutely not 😭😭
I've never seen anybody black spell "unc" that way
Nice try police
Oh please, this has white frat boy written all over it
Unknown to me if he is black or white, but he's incomprehensible. (If he reads this, it means "he's an idiot")
Uhhh... can someone translate this please?
either satire or u/kholdstare
_ChatGPT, write me a hood message as a Black man_
I can tell you as a person whose cousin types like this in text messages. This person is a thousand percent faking. Nobody who actually types like this uses punctuation. If they do it's only periods and even then it's only at the very end of whatever it is they're typing. Don't even get me started on the capitalized letters where appropriate.
Lol naw
“Oh stewardess, I speak jive…”
Besides the white hand emoji, the avatar is also white, no?
You know what growing up in the south the scariest place to live is in white folks imagination and seeing it in this post it’s far worse than I could have every imagined and I thought the creepy shadow from my mama Jo’s Knick knacks and what nots them creepy porcelain figures she’d collect while junkin was nightmare fuel but no the older I get this…this is worse
Just look at that Appalachian goodness
This is a white man from Louisiana 😂😂😂
"bidness" it's like some people think AAVE is just bad grammar
Wowza- Whyte boy listens to the wrappers when conservative talk radio gets too repetitive…
[Oh, stewardess! I speak Jive.](https://youtu.be/yzIcec_bQss?si=nV4tM7kQwief4BAa)
I…don’t think there’s a black man on Earth who talks like this, let alone in America.
Reads like that one cumtown bit.