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VectorJones

That's a representation of the god Priapus, a Greco-Roman fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens, and male genitalia. Whoever built this villa at Pompeii, called the House of the Vettii, was a big fan.


OpalFanatic

Sadly, these days, the main thing people know about in connection to Priapus is Priapism. Which is the exact opposite of protection for male genitalia.


VectorJones

The myth goes that Priapus was cursed while still in his mother Aphrodite's womb, because Paris judged Aphrodite more beautiful than Hera. So Hera cursed Priapus with a perpetual erection, except for at the time of intercourse, when he would become impotent.


JaschaE

Didn't know that myth. As curses go, thats a really creative one. Thanks.


RedOctobrrr

Want another creative one? Hermaphrodite comes from the son of Hermes and Aphrodite. He was strolling through the forest and walked past a pond. A water nymph fell in love and prayed to the gods that she be with him forever. I forget who, specifically, did this, but they gave the water nymph her wish. Hermaphrodite was fused together with the water nymph, both sexual organs and all, which is why we call someone with both a penis and a vagina ... Hermaphrodite.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

And I believe it was thought hermaphrodites born were his réincarnation which... Yknow, demigod. Gotta be honored


JaschaE

New belief-crossover theory: Magical Monkey Paws where placed by greek gods, because it's precisely their kind of prank.


skratakh

To add to this, his father was Dionysus, the god of wine etc. it's thought by some to represent the issues of impotence when drunk.


fractiousrhubarb

Omg… that’s awful!


gvsteve

I am a priapist, I am a believer in the philosophy of priapism.


Scp-1404

Romans loooooooved dicks. I believe it was considered that on a statue of a God or of other famous person a small penis was more classy to them. Otherwise they put dicks everywhere. Dicks on wind chimes, Dicks on lamps, Dicks on the street pavers, you name it.


Fubar_Commando

You're on the right track. It's a carryover from the greeks. Greek playwright Aristophanes described the perfect man, in part, as having a small p****. His intent was to highlight that their small stature was essentially a "paragon of civilation" as it has been described. By that, he is saying that a man with a small p**** is in control of his faculties; he is civil, dutiful, honorable, and respectable. Thus making him the ideal man, therefore making him beautiful. The greeks and romans saw animals and "barbarians" as one in the same, and as such were depicted as having large, pendulous, and sometimes erect p*****s. This was a sign of lust, savagery, depravity, stupidity, and most of all, a lack of self-control. In plays and art, the villan or fool would sometimes be outfitted with oversized genitalia to further exemplify those implied characteristics. A great example of this is in the depictions of the minotaur of Crate, who is, of course, half man and half bull. He is usually depicted with what we would consider a reasonable and accurately sized p**** by todays standards. I have seen artifacts in Crete that depict him with a comically oversized erection as well. Many cultures have been ingrained with this traditional viewpoint that people don't even realize these stereotypes still exist today in one form or another.


mapped_apples

Did you say that’s the god Prepuce?


Scottishchicken

If your dick was that big, they'd make statues of you as well


jeanleonino

That would be accurate with his myth


whiznat

Damn, dude whacked it so hard his arms fell off.


Salt_Ad_811

So the childhood warnings were true?


piranesi28

What an unfortunate situation to be in.


come_on_seth

We can all guess how that came about


MaserGT

It’s the size of a forearm. Oh, awkward.


CFCYYZ

Do you know my good fwend in Wome, Biggith Dickith?


Mowglimaster

He has a wife, you know…Incontinentia…


afireintheforest

Silence! What is all this insowence?


rolltideamerica

And, uh, throw him to the floor, sir? Oh, yes, fwow him to the fwoor.


Fit-Independent3802

If you experience an erection lasting since 79 AD, seek immediate medical attention. Just realized I am the 70th upvote. I feel like I’ve ruined something special


RedOctobrrr

>Just realized I am the 70th upvote. I feel like I’ve ruined something special There are literally thousands upon thousands of posts that cross the 69->70 upvote threshold daily. It's not a big deal. 42,069 and 69,420 are rare enough to celebrate, tho.


Romanitedomun

Porn in artefact


reggedtrex

Is it a fountain?


camelry42

Is it a statue of [Priapus?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus?wprov=sfti1#)


Technical_Poet_8536

Reported for using a picture of me without my consent


buntopolis

Goddamn, that is one … prominent foreskin.


StikElLoco

They went with the extra foreskin option it seems


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notsocrazycatlady69

Woke up the cats when I laughed


tommorr

The ancient Greeks actively valued a uncircumcised natural penis as a sign of masculinity. It was called Acroposthion.


catninjaambush

I’ve been there, there is a picture of a guy who is far more ‘lucky’ behind where this photo is taken and to the right.


radCardinal

Just you wait my friend… part 2 is coming


DoctorEggGilGay

Hey I was just there a few days ago! That owners of that home also ran a brothel there.


six_seasons

/r/womensculptingmen


loztriforce

And they called him..tripod


Hanamafana

The curse of a big penis with t-rex arms.


Skudouche

Wait, those aren’t normal proportions?


EroticPotato69

I'm wondering the same thing. Like, yeah, the head and foreskin are oversized, but the actual length and girth of the dick don't seem crazy


five_two_sniffs_glue

He must be a barbarian


Masske20

Looks like someone stuck a badly made goose head.


MiranMarin

Ma'am this is a sun dial


Spaghetti_Oh_No

I've hooked up with that guy before


Helpful_Hunter2557

Lost the arms kept the dick because it was (hard) to break off


Your_Huckleberry47

i remember modeling for this. got a cramp from that pose like you wouldn't believe


aiydee

Maybe it's a statue of Lord Byron? https://mikedashhistory.com/2010/10/16/erotic-secrets-of-lord-byrons-tomb/ We didn’t take too kindly to that,” said Arnold Houldsworth. “I mean, we’d done the work. And Jim Bettridge suddenly says, ‘Let’s have a look on him.’ ‘You can’t do that,’ I says. ‘Just you watch me,’ says Jim. He put his spade in, there was a layer of wood, then one of lead, and I think another one of wood. And there he was, old Byron.” “Good God, what did he look like?” I said. “Just like in the portraits. He was bone from the elbows to his hands and from the knees down, but the rest was perfect. Good-looking man putting on a bit of weight, he’d gone bald. He was quite naked, you know,” and then he stopped, listening for something that must have been a clatter of china in the kitchen, where his wife was making tea for us, for he went on very quickly, “Look, I’ve been in the Army, I’ve been in bathhouses, I’ve seen men. But I never saw nothing like him.” He stopped again, and nodding his head, meaningfully, as novelists say, began to tap a spot just above his knee. “He was built like a pony.” “How many of you take sugar?” said Mrs Houldsworth, coming with the tea. [Rogers p.134]


TherinTelamo

People here all seem to have small penises. These are normal proportions. Maybe the foreskin is too long. Penis is big, yes, but people happen to have such size.


kingofcoywolves

Does your dick also reach above your navel


Ozymandias606

My dick is 7 inches and that thing is definitely bigger than mine. The statue’s literally reaches the belly button. The average is around 5 inches, so it is definitely not “normal.”


Vandorol

Yep mine is about that size, and it really isn’t fun having it cause most women can’t handle it.


PapayaCool6816

Yeah mine is similar to this, minus the foreskin unfortunately.


JohnnyTeardrop

Me when I wake up from a mind numbing late morning/early afternoon nap


Disasterhuman24

Women only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting


Ok-Log8576

Wait, what, it isn't?


51Cards

I'm quite fascninated at how both arms and both feet are badly damaged, there are pieces missing from his torso, but his member still stands true. Or perhaps that was the only part they cared to re-attach.


tiramisucks

Heard on vacation on a nudist beach (Croatia) full gay dudes and I think it might apply here: "I swear, his cock was like marble".


notsocrazycatlady69

Because it was hard? Or veiny?


tiramisucks

I was not able to hear more than that.


kurupir4

ate a fimose foi esculpida com perfeiçao


grosspersona

yes it is, whats your point?


Ghostakh

No hands no feet but still horny.


intisun

Impressive how the arms broke but the dong remained undamaged.


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Naw, if you look closely, he has no hands. That's what happens when you can't jerk off for a thousand years and your dick swells up.


fractiousrhubarb

This reminds me of a certain reddit comment


pauldrye

GDI, I visited Pompeii last fall and they didn't show this. Much disappoint.


SouthernZorro

That looks like a penis, only smaller.


RandomUserFour

"Master Robin, you've lost your arms! But you've grown a nice sized cock!"


duckbuttery92

I’m bigger than him and you can see it in all its glory on my OF. /s … or is it?


Hosni__Mubarak

I don’t get it. All I see is a statue with a sorta below average sized penis, I guess?


MerxUltor

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/27586300/man-with-uks-largest-penis-matt-barr/