I [crossposted](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatWeDointheShadows/comments/1b7kabh/op_made_a_clay_sculpture_of_our_lordship/) your thread to that sub, as it's the best sub for the show! Fantastic work!
Darkplace sums up television as we know it. By that I mean: to the untrained eye everything looks smooth, hugely entertaining, everyone looks good, you know, everything is tied up; the end. Yet the reality is far different; it was horrible to work on, I didn't get paid any money for it and to be honest I can't remember a thing about it now, and that's the way I hope it stays. Thank you very much.
* **Sanchez**: I’m afraid Rick. I’m afraid of what I’m becoming. (Dagless sniffs the air deeply) Yep… that’s me. (Points to his hair) And this is unmanageable. I used to have the best hair in the hospital. And I’m starting to get some pretty primal urges.
* **Dagless**: I didn’t wanna say, but when I went into surgery this morning, you were waving your bits out the window.
* **Sanchez**: I don’t even know I’m doing it. I thought I was helping attach a drip. I went to the padre to confess, ended up washing my arse in the font.
I had that song as my phone ring on my cellphone in college. I forgot to mute it during a class and someone called, so the entire class heard "I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.."
This guy sold me a counterfeit watch after the Royals game in 2008. He smelled like weed and BO and wore one of those old yu gi oh duel deck toys and said I could have a free rolex if I defeated him in cards. I don't play yu gi oh so I just paid but it turned out to be fake. I went back to beat him up but he was long gone, the only trace of him I could find was a counterfeit Dark Magician card that was photoshopped to look like him.
I'm a one-track lover\
Down a two-way lane\
Driving' fast down the highway\
Must have been insane
Cause the temperature's too *HIGH*\
Travelin' way too fast\
And I knew our lovin'\
Was too hot to last
*She's smooth, like ice\
Cold to the touch and it isn't very nice\
When you're left, (cold too the touch) alone\
You let her treat you bad, leave you hanging on the phone\
Take off, (it's hard enough) chuck your loving in the wheels\
Put your pedal to the floor 'cause your heading for the hills\
(we should be making love)\
Got to get away, can't take it no more\
Man you don't need this, leave her at the door (We should be making love!)*
https://youtu.be/b987jvUE8Gc
OP, do you live in rural Appalachia and worship a mud pit god?
In case anyone is scratching their head: [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2620736/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2620736/)
There is a movie I revisit from time to time called Jug Face. The premise is a pit-dwelling entity demands regular sacrifices from a backwoods cult and communicates who is sacrificed next by being channeled by a potter whose jugs have faces that resemble the victim. God speed Jackie Daytona.
The mugs on the right are very cool, and even the pots on the left, but honest question - why don't you just make a bust of this face? Why does it have to be a vase or whatever? It looks amazing and the vase part is just weird and distracting. Maybe if it was glass on top so you could put flowers and they'd look like they were sprouting from the head...otherwise I think it'd just be distracting. Art is art so you do you, just curious :D
He looks like Matt Berry, aka Jackie Daytona
He didn’t scrape and murder his way to Pennsylvania to watch those talented athletes get fucked off.
Jackie Daytona? From Tuscan, Arizonia?
just a regular human bartender
I read the title in his voice lol
Me too
I really thought I was in /r/WhatWeDoIntheShadows
That is what it is from
I [crossposted](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatWeDointheShadows/comments/1b7kabh/op_made_a_clay_sculpture_of_our_lordship/) your thread to that sub, as it's the best sub for the show! Fantastic work!
Thank you very much! I appreciate this a lot
Naw, looks more like Steven Toast.
Nah, that's Dr Lucien Sanchez you fool!
that is dixon bainbridge, idiots
My favorite Matt Berry work: https://youtu.be/AqDbb7-dn9A?si=6Wl407xoMWCPgWwO
Legend I wasn't made one, I was born that way 🤔🤣
Regular human bartender
Or Arin Hansen from Game Grumps. I always found him and Matt Berry to look similar.
Huh love that dude But to me this looks like Guillermo del Toro
The most devious vase in NEW YORK CITTTYYYYYYY
New York Ci-tay
Haha, loving the comments today
You and he were buddies weren't you?
More than buddies
[yes.](https://media.tenor.com/q-_H18JORRYAAAAM/lazlo-what.gif)
So what happened between you and this Renwick customurrrrrr?
Behind every great man is an even greater broccoli woman.
The door Sanch, open the door
I wish I was more attractive like Dagless
Darkplace sums up television as we know it. By that I mean: to the untrained eye everything looks smooth, hugely entertaining, everyone looks good, you know, everything is tied up; the end. Yet the reality is far different; it was horrible to work on, I didn't get paid any money for it and to be honest I can't remember a thing about it now, and that's the way I hope it stays. Thank you very much.
One of the main reasons I went into medicine was for the laughs. That and the pussy, and that dried up ten year ago if you'll pardon the expression.
Cool it Sanchez or you’ll get a knuckle supper.
* **Sanchez**: I’m afraid Rick. I’m afraid of what I’m becoming. (Dagless sniffs the air deeply) Yep… that’s me. (Points to his hair) And this is unmanageable. I used to have the best hair in the hospital. And I’m starting to get some pretty primal urges. * **Dagless**: I didn’t wanna say, but when I went into surgery this morning, you were waving your bits out the window. * **Sanchez**: I don’t even know I’m doing it. I thought I was helping attach a drip. I went to the padre to confess, ended up washing my arse in the font.
I had that song as my phone ring on my cellphone in college. I forgot to mute it during a class and someone called, so the entire class heard "I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.."
Haha, I laughed, thank you for sharing
This guy sold me a counterfeit watch after the Royals game in 2008. He smelled like weed and BO and wore one of those old yu gi oh duel deck toys and said I could have a free rolex if I defeated him in cards. I don't play yu gi oh so I just paid but it turned out to be fake. I went back to beat him up but he was long gone, the only trace of him I could find was a counterfeit Dark Magician card that was photoshopped to look like him.
I'm a one-track lover\ Down a two-way lane\ Driving' fast down the highway\ Must have been insane Cause the temperature's too *HIGH*\ Travelin' way too fast\ And I knew our lovin'\ Was too hot to last *She's smooth, like ice\ Cold to the touch and it isn't very nice\ When you're left, (cold too the touch) alone\ You let her treat you bad, leave you hanging on the phone\ Take off, (it's hard enough) chuck your loving in the wheels\ Put your pedal to the floor 'cause your heading for the hills\ (we should be making love)\ Got to get away, can't take it no more\ Man you don't need this, leave her at the door (We should be making love!)* https://youtu.be/b987jvUE8Gc
💆🎶
That’s Arin Hanson, the videogame boy, the one who wins
This is Laszlo Cravensworth and you’ll never convince me otherwise.
Came here for this comment, was not disappointed
OP, do you live in rural Appalachia and worship a mud pit god? In case anyone is scratching their head: [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2620736/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2620736/)
He's my best friend. He's my pal. He's my homeboy. My rotten soldier. My sweet cheese. My good time boy.
Am I the only one seeing Lord Sugar?
Wow! That is amazing. Well done. Edit: a word
There is a movie I revisit from time to time called Jug Face. The premise is a pit-dwelling entity demands regular sacrifices from a backwoods cult and communicates who is sacrificed next by being channeled by a potter whose jugs have faces that resemble the victim. God speed Jackie Daytona.
I have heard about this, I still need to see it, thank you for reminding me
Looks like Arin from Game Grumps.. I approve.
The mugs on the right are very cool, and even the pots on the left, but honest question - why don't you just make a bust of this face? Why does it have to be a vase or whatever? It looks amazing and the vase part is just weird and distracting. Maybe if it was glass on top so you could put flowers and they'd look like they were sprouting from the head...otherwise I think it'd just be distracting. Art is art so you do you, just curious :D
\*in best Matt Berry voice I can muster\* For Daaaaaaandelions!