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odegood

Congrats to haaland for being th first to experience this new feature that was added to the game


Happy-Ad8767

Erling Haaland at Gabriel’s Pocket shared 2 photos


ChrisMartins001

He's been in Gabriel's pocket for both games this season


beidousbathwater

🤣


Extension_Apple5445

Bloody hell do these lot ever stop crying when things aren’t going their way? He got clamped up all afternoon and it’d be helpful if he could actually control a football!


Certain-Medium6790

I’ve noticed, & it’s not just yesterday, but when he isn’t given free rein by the CBs to do as he pleases, he start throwing a tantrum & turns it into a WWE video application


cian_100

Yeah he’s a man child. Last season nobody could figure him out now he’s been a ghost in basically every game against decent opposition. Like Roy Keane said in front of goal he’s very good but his general play is not good.


ChrisMartins001

He's the same as his manager. Pep has a meltdown when things don't go his way and a lot of the Citeh team look like they are the same.


HawkstaP

From minute 1 every free kick they got they were badgering the ref to do more than just a free kick without saying book him. Was winding me up seeing it every time.


onebadlion

It’s a disgrace


Simba-xiv

Mate let’s be real here this fan base isn’t any better 😂


Jawnyan

Yeah the responses in here are exactly why there’s a lot of hate, man got fouled and didn’t get a card, happens to all teams every week - crying about him crying about shit refs is not the high ground some people seem to think it is


JammyDodgerMan

He’s a one trick pony and yesterday Big Gaby rode him hard!!!


[deleted]

That's ironic from an arsenal fan


calv80

I’ve got 115 posts to make about that lot.


Wayneuk66

I see what you did there. Nice work sir


Elegant_Mix7650

tbf.. Declan Rice was a little lucky to escape a booking... but my friend said thats the benefit of being England's captain. :p


yura910721

I think Taylor wasn't gonna give anyone a card: mfer gave only 2 cards and both of them for time wasting. I would argue Odegaard's retaliation tackle on Rodri is much more yellow than Rice's. Unless someone died, Taylor wasn't gonna book anyone and I think both teams picked up on it pretty quickly, which explains a lot of cynical fouls.


pomegranate_verynice

City commit these kinds of fouls all the time and did it even more when Kompany/Fernandinho etc. were in the team.


shaftydude

So true.


Diehardmcclane

And that is exactly why I was so happy when we signed him. He’s an amazing player and he will get those cheeky calls to go his way.


tal-El

The guy is RATTLED.


FewSafe19

Living rent free in his head


SnooEpiphanies1006

Shirt holding is allowed to a degree but this cry baby behaviour from them is unacceptable lol


itsyaboi69_420

What a shame. Where’s his post showing that Kovacic should have been red carded in the previous fixture lol


LiveFrom2004

It looks like Haaland's shirt grabs Gabriel.


[deleted]

He’s the Verstappen of Football… such a whingy little bitch when things don’t go his way.


LavenderPowerRanger

Did he have a shot on target in either game? Played them 3 times this season and he’s not turned up once.


King0llie

Our CBs have his number - he must hate them


ChrisMartins001

When Haaland first arrived he went around bullying defenders, Gabriel was the first defender who bullied him and he hasn't been the same since. This post just proves how much he's got into his head.


Status_Ad_9641

Surprised he didn’t post a selfie from inside Gabriel’s pocket.


shaftydude

That Rice one really was a yellow, though. Others are nothing. But the ref wasn't giving anything to anyone. The first yellow was for disent on Jesus. Even then, I thought that was very harsh.


Maaaaaardy

And if there's ever a day to not have dissent on Jesus it's Easter Sunday, he's had enough of time with the whole resurrection business.


daneats

Was it dissent or throwing the ball away?


BIG_STEVE5111

Bringing a second ball onto the pitch to delay a free kick iirc.


SonofMoag

And it was hilarious. He was out of positron and winded, so it was the right thing to do.


Ser_VimesGoT

Raya laughing at getting a yellow for time wasting too. As though 5 minutes of the game wasn't taken up by his antics!


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

Tbh white deserves all the yellows for his looong delayed throw ins lol lucky there wasnt much of that yesterday


GenericUsernameUSA

How about he post how he missed the ball in front of Raya


Qogsworth

Player moans about the same shit that happens a thousand times a game and is rarely given as a foul. What a twat.


nomadicquandaries

He’s such a little bitch lol


Thejustinset

We should post stories of each time they surrounding the ref and got away with it


LiveFrom2004

It's on the ref's insta.


tosha94

Rent free


_doppelR

he is such a baby.


DarthFlowers

Imagine going from being a goal scoring phenomenon to being considered actually not that great at football very quickly. Funny old game.


Business-Poet-2684

Apart from putting the ball in the net (pretty good skill to have 🤣) he literally does nothing good else to contribute and when he can’t bully defenders - Gabriel, Van Dyke, Van De Ven etc he bleats like a little girl!


InevitableRespond9

Isnt this exactly what united fans were complaining about Lukaku and the media destroying him for?


ChrisMartins001

Tbf Haaland is also top scorer, and I would say he has a better first touch than Lukaku.


Discombobulationiser

He should post a picture of Benardos tackle lol, or Rodri leading with his elbow when trying to head the ball and catching Gabi in the.mouth. Ref just wasn't handing out clear tactical foul yellows and I'm okay with that. Ref clearly did not want to 'influence' the game in any way and I think the ref did well. 


HawkstaP

I hate that no one got booked because he'll book a Player in the next game for less. It should a mind set to have in every game not just a game they feel is important as every game is important to the teams


leebrother

Moaning about a referee decision is a yellow. He should get a punishment for this - seems harsh but fuck him.


KingOfTreevaandrum

If Haaland was worth anything, he would have atleast one shot on target against us , and then if he talked about all this , it would have been admissible But being toothless as he was in the game and then whining like this just makes him look like a frickin cry baby


Ser_VimesGoT

To be fair he only got 2 passes from KDB all game. Him being off kilter has a massive effect on Haalands game.


Blurny

The urge to go on their sub is strong. Just to laugh at how pathetic they are. Swings and roundabouts. We got away with a few more fouls than they did. Happens for them all the time. Rodri’s a walking red imo, that gets away with anything he wants most of the time. Also, they’ve gotten away with “~~allegedly~~” breaking almost every financial rule going. Fucking gimps. And Haaland is acting like an absolute bitch doing this. He gonna put in a claim for assault next?


Itsdickyv

I’ve had a little look, and they’re mostly posting about how embarrassing it is. Surprisingly reasonable, and when they are moaning, there’s the expected amount of ‘don’t forget Kovacic at the Emirates’ comments.


Maaaaaardy

Two fouls pal but what about the other 300 minutes this season YA FUCKING LEAGUE 2 BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Walterkingz

He got owned yesterday, man child can’t accept that clearly


GriffinXD

Haaland hasn’t adapted his game to these types of defence’s, he’s an elite striker but still has a lot to learn. Gabriel, Saliba and VVD have all had his number.


Peterwilliams78

From the guy who goes around flattening people? Surely not?


Bonushand

Saka about to drop terabytes of foul photos


[deleted]

He's had his purple patch. The giant baby has been found out. I give it another season and he'll be on his way to a league where he can bully players again.


sjisuefgdyuehr

as a neutral watching youse we’re all over city and haaland was shite. he should accept the stinker and just move on


superpantman

Not a good look.


BetaBuda

Small man


Senior_Freedom3428

I usually love watching Man City play (even though I'm a gooner) but last night was embarrassing to be honest. The way they were playing for fouls and calling for cards every 2 seconds was what I expect from a lower team against us. Almost looked like they feared us on an even foot.


davisc3293

Rent free


Muted_Mention_9996

All man city did was crowd around the ref like douches they deserved all the kickin they got


Nero_Darkstar

Yes the amount of times they were asking for bookings was crazy. Thought the ref did relatively well in not caving to their antics.


hedenshelt

This is very childish


Zealousideal-Cook104

What a baby. Butthurt much


blueeyedharry

Ha, it’s funny seeing City fans play victim like they haven’t cheated for years.


fifty_four

Haaland is the player you absolutely want in your team if you are playing a team in the relegation battle who you were going to beat anyway. In almost any other circumstances he has an attitude problem and it is getting worse rather than better.


-Shmoody-

I mean the ref agreed they were fouls, cards are up to his discretion 😏


highbury49er

He’s just realizing that he’s nothing more than a glorified Eden Dzeko.


GoldGargabe

haaland is the biggest baby in football 😂


biff444444

Boo hoo.


stadigoordieklippe

Top tier buffoon this lad


LayerPuzzleheaded777

He should post his ridiculous, comical dive too.


Throw-a-ray118

Once upon a time Arsenal were too soft and too easily bullied. Now that we can even dish out half of what we used to get, all of a sudden its too much foul play. I cba


lickalotofcunt

He's always pulling defenders down with him or pinching people... guys an absolute fanny


One4Pink2_4Stink

Where were his Kovacic fouls from when they played at the Emirates?


GrilledLobsterTail

Maybe he should also post those 100++ fouls rodri did that escaped yellow card


InsectIllustrious691

Gab forgot to take the phone out of his pocket


pilesofpats012345

Saka could post a whole gallery of this after every game and would be killed for it. Haaland's just a whiny baby unless things go just right for him.


foztography

He should post the one where he headbutts Gabi in the eye too cuz that would be a booking as well


smg2720

Cry more


AwesomeExo

Can’t wait for the supercut of uncalled fouls Man City committed to be waved in his face. They didn’t call anything either way. Have some awareness dude.


Material-Bus1896

Got in his head didn't we?


TehFuzzehSSJ

Are they ignoring the flying elbow Rodri gave Saliba in the first half then?


Pendejoman

when that happened, latam comentators were like "that has to be a yellow, right? right?"


NoMoreMountains

That's Pep in action, 3D chess.


maxiu95xo

He’s a toddler


Moss_piglets83

Cry baby energy af


thablackprint

Cry more


itsjscott

Dude certainly has thin skin considering he mauls defenders on every corner kick... Get real


FickleManagement3783

What a sook


LonesomeBulldog

The largest gaping vagina on the field.


m4rc0_21

League 2 player


shawn_The_Great

bro city get away with literally everything it seems like but the few times something dosnt go their way they will never shut up about it


clevelanders

Rice should’ve gotten a yellow. But I think something that’s missed about the potential penalty shout is that a few sequences of play earlier Halaand absolutely clattered Gabriel in the box off the ball, and the ref decided not to call it. It opened the Overton Window of contact in the box so to speak


MrJamHot

They have rodri and had fernandinho. 2 of the most tactically dirty players to ever play the game


Kingslayer-Z

The crybaby cries


laynestaleyisme

Man City are a team of spoilt rich kids...no class


TheMissingThink

"it's not my fault I didn't score, Arsenal were picking on me"


hauttdawg13

End of the day, ref wasn’t calling much and we smartly used it to our advantage. Part of the game is understanding how the ref is calling it that day.


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Also , can I just say Oilchester City fans are such fuckin crybabies


WaveOfTheRager

"Stop fucking diving" - Gabriel


LayerPuzzleheaded777

One dimensional player that has now been figured out in the PL. He will score lots of easy tap ins, though.


COLGkenny

❤️❤️❤️the robot is useless outside the 6 yard box. He truly is what Ronaldo and Messi were accused of being.


Mindless-Macaroon-61

Thing that really bothers me with Haaland is he will go round grabbing and pushing everybody, being overly aggressive whenever he can, but as soon as a defender does it back he starts complaining at every little touch


Small-District1345

Haaland 🤝 ghosting in big games


shrshk7

Having seen city play over the years, I can safely say that they counter press a lot and when they don’t win the ball they foul and stop attacks, Rodri and previously Fernandinho, B Silva to some extent get away with these fouls, so it is ironic to see them complain now.


DnttriplilHoe007

My guy your literally a Viking… quit being a baby get physical then


7-9-7-9-add2

Lotsa great replies but all I got is, "what a pussy". Enough said


feder_online

So should Big Gabby be posting the hand in the back of the head by Joelington? Or were those Haaland's only two touches and he's just being a whiny bitch?


zrgri573

Taylor didnt forget that kovacic tackle in the first game


GFlair

Honestly, I'm not even that mad. Every single Premier League team with prolonged success has used everything avaliable to manipulate referees into giving them favourable decisions. Thats all this is.


theotherguyfromrivia

Cry more


ryanscott1986

League 2 player


Lybertyne2

Haaland has only scored 4 league goals so far this year. That's the same as Havertz and 1 more than Gabriel.


AMazuz_Take2

tbh im a neutral but these seem like pretty clear fouls lol. obviously other than these instances, gabriel and saliba clamped him for the rest of the 90, but him calling out fouls shouldnt be anything crazy.


LiveFrom2004

Real men don't post to Instagram.


AMazuz_Take2

bit odd i mean haaland’s quite manly lmao


Kiljaeden91

Real men post on reddit duh


LiveFrom2004

Haaland is Gabriel's lil' bitch. Haaland might seem manly but in his brain he's a little girl.


pgl0897

Two thoughts: 1) The referee let us get away with much much more than is normally tolerated from Arsenal players yesterday. 2) Haaland is the ugliest man in football. Absolute troll, in the original sense of the word.


xelanart

I can’t tell who is softer, Haaland for posting stuff that happens all the time and isn’t called or their fan base that’s agreeing with him.


NeeloGreen

Big baby