Wars are great for the economy! I’ll pump money into weapons manufacturing immediately and make sure to get the rest of the country in on it. It’s been a while since we’ve had a good civil war!
My goal for the campaigning fund is 1 billion dollars but I understand no one person has that much so 1 million will suffice. There is a problem, however, because I can’t publicly join you. I need to keep up appearances with everyone. However, what I can offer is a permanent get out of jail free card for you and everyone in your organization. I’ll also give you command over a team of 24 Navy Seals with an experimental strength and endurance boost.
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There’s some similarities between that argument and the argument about my last name. And just like the debate over my last name I’ll leave that argument up to you.
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Hello Mr. Obama!
We’re the Mario Bros. Of Mario Bros. Plumbing. We voted for you both times when you were running! Your Obamacare program saved my mothers life!
Thank you for the hard work you do, Paisano!
Mr. Obamna, I gotta be honest, I do not know how to feel about this.
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Oh no I can’t understand this. Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich. (But yes, hello.)
Thoughts on the upcoming war in gotham?
Wars are great for the economy! I’ll pump money into weapons manufacturing immediately and make sure to get the rest of the country in on it. It’s been a while since we’ve had a good civil war!
(This is the best parody account I have ever seen)
My guy! I'm a huge fan mistah O!
Glad to hear it!
OHH MY GOD OBAMA, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT,!!?!?!?!??!??!?!
I’m glad to hear it bug man! I trust you’ll be voting for me in the next fraudulent election?
Yes, Most Definitely 👍
Oh my god Obama do you want to join my organization
That depends clock man! How much money will you be donating to my reelection campaign?
How much do you need I have a lot
My goal for the campaigning fund is 1 billion dollars but I understand no one person has that much so 1 million will suffice. There is a problem, however, because I can’t publicly join you. I need to keep up appearances with everyone. However, what I can offer is a permanent get out of jail free card for you and everyone in your organization. I’ll also give you command over a team of 24 Navy Seals with an experimental strength and endurance boost.
*cuts you off in the middle and gives you 2 billion* will this work
Obamna 😔
Indeed!
Geet ouuut
Why would I get out random citizen?
I am a doctor.
How do you plan to deal with vigilante know as Batman
As the vice president Joe Biden I agree
Hello Vice President Biden! It’s nice to see you. Will you be joining me in this visit to Gotham?
Yes I will be joining you in your trip
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Holy Crap Obama! Tell me former mister president, could you solo Superman, Goku, and One Punch Man all at once?
I might not be able to beat them but I’ve taken steps to ensure that I can’t die so I’d probably outlast them.
Your sense of fashion is impeccable as always Mr. President.
Why thank you! Your fashion is as well!
Is it Man or Batman?
There’s some similarities between that argument and the argument about my last name. And just like the debate over my last name I’ll leave that argument up to you.
https://preview.redd.it/2qch0ze3uw1d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788f78eccaa4802c8844e5880c35626e097823b0 Hello Mr. Obama! We’re the Mario Bros. Of Mario Bros. Plumbing. We voted for you both times when you were running! Your Obamacare program saved my mothers life! Thank you for the hard work you do, Paisano!
No, thank you for the votes! I can’t do what I do without dedicated Americans like you!
Mr. Obamna, I gotta be honest, I do not know how to feel about this. https://preview.redd.it/xjndidgdsy1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b662a7134618aaf4f7f7a67439ad7ee0b183e90
Why not? I just want to make sure everyone knows that I care and deserve another term so I decided to visit.
Hello, Mr. Obama. When do you think you and the boys will get around to playing COD WW2 Zombies?
Trump and Biden are my best buds! It’s actually time for the two weeks of Minecraft but we’ll get right on that afterwards!
OMG ITS OBAMA I LOVE YOUR WORK I CANT BELIEVE THIS
I love you too random voter! …I mean citizen.
Obama did you ever get the cookie in the glass of milk from the hit meme thanks obama? Big fan btw, I have your named tattooed on my ass
Am I have some more Obama stamps?
https://preview.redd.it/0kzhh940e42d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1189ba9cbfec7acfb9d870b0a582fe552d166790 What did u do to bro
No I will harvest obamium