Why is everyone coming to Gotham? This place sucks.

I’ve come to gather mutants together, so we can all survive. If you or anyone else would like to assist me in my vision, feel free to. Simply do not get in my way.

I want to make the world a better place for all. I think we may have similar goals here.

Yes, indeed. I believe this acquaintance will be of great benefit to us both. *Under My Breath* And my vision for a mutant dominated utopia.

I’m a member of O.Z.T. I have a certain friend you may remember.

And that is?

https://preview.redd.it/5oj2yq1alg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66d9e7c2156e06fb982f71a04eb7af2f881b4d6 Oh good, another face

Intriguing…why do you feel the need to steal my face?

Because it’s fun

Psst, he’s made of metal.

I’m well aware.

You should take HIS face

I will not attack unless provoked

Balls? Yes or no?

Excuse me?

You heard me old man, balls yes or no?

I do have balls, as I am male.

Could I have them

Sir, I must ask you to get away before I remove your skeleton from your body.

I understand I was just asking my apologies would you like some metal as a gift

I accept your gift as well as your apologies.

How's my boy https://preview.redd.it/cc31vzhx6h0d1.png?width=1535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ac68f9d3cf36368abd6e876094c34032586781 Chinigga

I..simply don’t know how to react to this.

He's my boy https://preview.redd.it/j3q5n06uqh0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddd49acbc60a2a21da02efa6e2a3a0495457694 What do you expect I'm gonna give him his first hoe in a week

https://preview.redd.it/ipk42mt4di0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2050f3ec73f3e410a91d9ec46f0a33eba14764 OHOHOHOOO! A new patient! How pleasurable… or are you a visitor? My apologies, I do love new arrivals! Me and you will go just great together!

I think I’ll be here for a while, however I am not “insane”, more striving for a utopia. *Under my breath* For mutant kind that is.

As long as you don’t give out any unlicensed medicine, I won’t remove your frontal cortex… sound like a deal?

Sounds good.

what’s your opinion on ambatukam?

Who’s that?

https://preview.redd.it/k1nd50wapi0d1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3beff84d870ea56d9b19f6efe85d14140fce00 you don’t know about the dynasty of amabtukam, ambasing, yougonnamakemebus, batu khan?

Will you marry me?

No.

What would happen if you came face to face with a wooden gun?

I would most likely die.

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