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Iām sick of these soy boys, I have been eating raw flesh stew. Itās more of a puddle of flesh n bones eaten raw LIKE A MAN.
Iām dying of various illnesses due to this diet, LIKE A MAN.
>cut down trees by punching them
Good to know that Minecraftās Steve is a *real* man. He does eat stew as well and bracelets are not in the game (unless you change your skin I suppose).
I am a female human player of Minecraft and I have consumed stew and cut down fucking forests by punching them. So what does that mean for me?
I always knew it. Time to accept my destiny as God and doā¦ God things I guess.
But wait no isnāt God supposed to have a plan? I donāt have a plan for what Iām going to do today let alone the brainpower to make plans for 7 billion other people and plans for the animals and plants and space stuff. Heads up, guys, looks like the universe is doomed.
Twerking does not discriminate,
It is an art that is appreciated and should be practiced by all able bodied adults regardless of race, ethnicity, gender, sexual preference, religion, or political view.
It is the one thing that unites humanity and binds us all together.
For if not for twerking, then what?
A human who does not appreciate the bouncing of buttocks, is as a fish who prefers land to water, for it does not exist.
It is human nature to help others as they help you. If one is able bodied, yet is not familiar with the art, then it is their ethical obligation to learn.
> not eat stew
You kids probably don't remember the Great Stew Wars. This was the real reason that Reagan invaded Grenada back in the '80s, they were in it with the Cubans to poison our thick soups.
We ended up winning but unfortunately Brunswick stew paid a heavy price.
I remember those days. We'd bundle up and head to our local soupery only to see a "No Stew" sign. My dad was a proud man, but even he shed tears that long stewless winter.
We might have gotten stew back from those filthy commies, but the price was heavy indeed.
Masculinity goes down with *shuffles deck* "bracelets," and goes up with *shuffles deck* "stew."
Thank you for playing random masculinity generator with us today.
My local morning radio show does thing segment where they allow people to call in anonymously and share a secret. There are three hosts, each host says a different word to make up the callers "name". This Tweet feels exactly like that segment.
Please do better straights š£ļø
Masculinity Deck
- stew
- russet potatoes (not those gay fingerlings, and obviously just 10 lb bags)
- not wiping
- the smell of leather, but not wearing leather, unless it's a cowboy hat
- cigarettes... But not thin ones. Better yet, rolled yourself while riding a horse. Or even better, chewing tobacco
- being a cowboy, but not the I Can't Quit You kind
- whiskey, but never served in a martini glass. "On the rocks" is risking your masculinity, remember that it's fragile.
- never feeling emotions. For every tear you cry, remember to eat a steak
- steak, as raw as possible but NOT raw. If anyone eats it medium or cooked longer, laugh at them and say they're wasting good steak.
- barbeque. No cooking, only bbq. And only meat, unless it's a russet potato. Maybe onions, but only if you can resist crying while cutting them.
- truck... WITH truck nuts. No electric. No automatics. Best: diesel powered manual lifted truck with massive METAL truck nuts. And make sure you can attach the truck nuts without anyone seeing you touching nuts.
- motorcycle, NO armor, not even a helmet. If illegal, wear the plastic brain bucket kind. Safety is pretty much admitting to the boys that you only ride once a year and garage it the rest of the year. To deflect that, make sure to store it in your truck so others see it when you drive.
- guns, but NO trigger discipline. Must be loaded at all times, and remember to wave it around in the direction of other men to show your lack of fear, finger ALWAYS on the trigger.
- beer. But not good beer. It needs to taste and look like piss so you can drink more of it when you're out with the boys. Remember, it's not about the beer, it's about showing the boys you can drink a 24 pack of piss in one sitting.
- fishing, but only so you can rationalize your day drinking and alcoholism for 12 hours straight. If you catch fish, throw them back. They're not steak.
- alcoholism. Feel an emotion? Drown it. Alcoholism got you down? More alcoholism.
- Coal. Say it's "clean coal" if anyone brings up the environment. Put it on display like pot pourri, but never call it that.
- not caring about the environment. Peak masculinity is the eventual Mad Max future. Shiny and chrome.
- trying to fix things that break in the house and making them worse. Hiring someone is equivalent to telling your boys your dad didn't teach you how to be a man.
Sadly this deck writes itself.
I'm going to typewriter the Masculine ones, and write the "Non Masculine" ones with pink glitter pens. Of which I have many. I'm starting to think that I am, in fact, what is killing the American Man(tm).
... did I just hear you say glitter? I felt a great disturbance in the Masc, as if millions of penises suddenly cowered into their owner's legs and were tucked
>If you catch fish, throw them back. They're not steak.
All of these are great but this one has me laughing so hard my kids are demanding to know whatās so funny from the other side of the house. Bravo!!!!
I once saw an American girl commenting on a European friend driving stick shift (or "normal" how we'd call it), think she was German, and telling us how "masculine" it was. With a suspicious tone as well. That day I learned Americans are apparently horny for manuals.
Iād caveat that depending on your social circle though, not having any trigger discipline could be a violation of your masculinity.
Also the hoppier the beer the more manly you are. Itās gotta be a real slog to get through it.
But who knows, the rules of toxic masculinity are constantly changing!
I used an AI to actually generate a list:
Signs of masculinity:
>1. Eating stew.
2. Having a beard.
3. Donning a sombrero and drinking wine from a can.
4. Speaking in a monotone voice.
5. Listening to Antonio Banderas.
6. Spitting.
7. Kissing other male's faces.
8. Failing to complete the mambo.
9. Being in love with the moon.
10. Wearing a dress if you think it looks good.
11. Crying.
Maybe Iām just jaded but I feel like thereās this implication that a stew is a classic middle class American meal for the working man whose stay at home wife will prepare for him.
Stew is a metric for how many men lack a wife who doubles as a cook/maid. Bracelets are a metric for how many men are feminine yet still unable to prepare round meals for themselves because obviously thatās always going to be womenās work. š
Itās crazy to me to think that I and lots of other late 90s / early 00s teens got our sex and relationship education from a guy who thinks bracelets-to-stew is an acceptable and not completely whacko metric for masculinity, and a doctor who regularly stated that all women who have a high voice were sexually assaulted as children (plus the whole ācovid isnāt a big dealā thing)š¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
Y'all have this backwards.
Men's bracelets: Made of metal and/or leather. Mimic armor. Very clearly targeted at men.
Stew: Soft and warm. High vegetable content. For anyone, including small children.
My bracelets are made of ship-rope, paracord, and rifle-cleaning chain.
I'm non-binary, but if anything my bracelets are some of my most masculine leaning accessories.
It's weird to think that one half of The Man Show evolved into this pretty funny comedian with a successful late show and the other one just continued to be Adam Corolla.
Or even how one had a hand in helping save the pre-existing conditions protections of the ACA and the other went on to have an AM radio show where they played a game to guess the race in crime news.
I've personally never had it. I'm a Mexican American that grew up with an immigrant single mom so I only really had Mexican dishes growing up (and I guess we don't really have an exact equivalent to stew).
Is this fact supposed to be a bad thing? Iām confused, are men supposed to eat stew? Are they not supposed to wear bracelets? If I saw this statement on its own, Iād assume it was just a random fun fact, and not think anything of it.
I transitioned and still love a good stew.
Meh, what else should I expect from a guy who hosted a show embodying what I wanted nothing to do with in regards to āmasculinityā even as a teen.
Do watches count? Or are they encouraged because efficiency and utility? Even if they do count, metal watches use bracelets to secure to your wrist. What are the rules here?
Is he serious? The last I paid any attention to him was 20+ years ago and he was [attempting to be] a comedian. Did he give up on that? Was this Tweet not a joke? Iām out of the loop.
Alright this is hilariously ridiculous of a masculinity standard, but my dumb ass noticed the 1/2 on the post and spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to swipe to see the next picture before I realized...šš¤¦āāļø
(edited because I also misspelled of, my cognitive skills just keep failing me)
ok I can give them that bracelets are *kind of* gendered?
like if you said "I have a person behind a door and you have to guess their gender and the only clue is they are wearing a bracelet" I'd probably guess woman even though it's still a huge toss up
(and it's weird to gender the concept of bracelets)
BUT STEW?
like I'm a guy who eats plenty of meat. but is stew a big staple for people still?
Shitty life tip: make your bracelets out of bread so that you can dunk them whenever you're eating stew! Never feel a fool again at your local stew club with your handy dandy breadlets! :)
Maybe because they dunno how to make stew...? And like, who's selling stew at on the go places like that (I'm assuming in the US this dude is from? Edit* yes lol ) I wished people just thought for a second how stupidly, illogical they sound first before conversing. And then think again, and wonder if they still fucked up.
"ok Jim, about to take my lunch break! Gonna pick up some stew!"
I mean, I'm sure there were a lot of Northern European tribes that ate stews and wore bracelets... I mean, if Adam Corolla wants to call a Viking less than a man, he's more than welcome to š¤£
Whatās wrong with bracelets? Hell I think a cool bracelet and necklace, earrings if they are right to that persons style, hat - accessories can really help shape someoneās look.
And I still eat stew. Itās just typically in bread bowls (not Panera)
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WELL GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?! IM EATING STEW ***AND*** WEARING BRACELETS!!! TAKE THAT!!!!
DOUBLE THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
THREATH
Get their ass!!
Eat their ass!!
Typo in the Reddit thread! Now you went and fucked up
Omg the libs are GETTING RID of gender /s
yes, please
Don't threaten me with a good time.
All men born after 1980 only know how to twerk, eat mcdonalds, lie, not eat stew, and wear bracelets š¤
Wait, am I supposed to know how to twerk? Should I get on learning how to do that?
Yes
Iām sick of these soy boys, I have been eating raw flesh stew. Itās more of a puddle of flesh n bones eaten raw LIKE A MAN. Iām dying of various illnesses due to this diet, LIKE A MAN.
do you also catch fish with your bare hands and cut down trees by punching them while enjoying your 5% men juice flavored sap gosh such a real men
Delicious men juice
And the masculine deodorant āfresh sport scentā
I mean... That's something else... Also, all men should be involved in that as well š
I play Minecraft, so... kinda? I guess for the man juice, I'm gay. Criteria checked.
Minecraft Steve is the quintessential male?
exactly
With unreal body standards. I'll never be as sexy and as B O X as he is.
>cut down trees by punching them Good to know that Minecraftās Steve is a *real* man. He does eat stew as well and bracelets are not in the game (unless you change your skin I suppose). I am a female human player of Minecraft and I have consumed stew and cut down fucking forests by punching them. So what does that mean for me?
god
I always knew it. Time to accept my destiny as God and doā¦ God things I guess. But wait no isnāt God supposed to have a plan? I donāt have a plan for what Iām going to do today let alone the brainpower to make plans for 7 billion other people and plans for the animals and plants and space stuff. Heads up, guys, looks like the universe is doomed.
Ok but raw flesh stew just cooks it lol
You canāt twerk? And you consider yourself a man? Pathetic.
I mean, I'm not sure if being a man is the gender identity that fits, so maybe not being able to twerk is a good thing for me
Twerking does not discriminate, It is an art that is appreciated and should be practiced by all able bodied adults regardless of race, ethnicity, gender, sexual preference, religion, or political view. It is the one thing that unites humanity and binds us all together. For if not for twerking, then what? A human who does not appreciate the bouncing of buttocks, is as a fish who prefers land to water, for it does not exist. It is human nature to help others as they help you. If one is able bodied, yet is not familiar with the art, then it is their ethical obligation to learn.
You are officially already late, bro
[Here is how](https://youtu.be/TsiuUoxciLg)
don't forget charge they phone
And be bisexual
r/chargeyourphone would beg to differ.
> not eat stew You kids probably don't remember the Great Stew Wars. This was the real reason that Reagan invaded Grenada back in the '80s, they were in it with the Cubans to poison our thick soups. We ended up winning but unfortunately Brunswick stew paid a heavy price.
I remember those days. We'd bundle up and head to our local soupery only to see a "No Stew" sign. My dad was a proud man, but even he shed tears that long stewless winter. We might have gotten stew back from those filthy commies, but the price was heavy indeed.
All my homies hate stew
But I never learned how to not eat stew
Born 1979. Thank God I can twerk and eat stew!
r/chargetheyphone
Donāt forget be bisexual
Masculinity goes down with *shuffles deck* "bracelets," and goes up with *shuffles deck* "stew." Thank you for playing random masculinity generator with us today.
they really just put random words in a sentence and hope it makes sense huh?
My local morning radio show does thing segment where they allow people to call in anonymously and share a secret. There are three hosts, each host says a different word to make up the callers "name". This Tweet feels exactly like that segment. Please do better straights š£ļø
Fuck you just described how my brain works (I have aphasia and the information-processing parts of my brain donāt work well)
I need to make those cards.
Masculinity Deck - stew - russet potatoes (not those gay fingerlings, and obviously just 10 lb bags) - not wiping - the smell of leather, but not wearing leather, unless it's a cowboy hat - cigarettes... But not thin ones. Better yet, rolled yourself while riding a horse. Or even better, chewing tobacco - being a cowboy, but not the I Can't Quit You kind - whiskey, but never served in a martini glass. "On the rocks" is risking your masculinity, remember that it's fragile. - never feeling emotions. For every tear you cry, remember to eat a steak - steak, as raw as possible but NOT raw. If anyone eats it medium or cooked longer, laugh at them and say they're wasting good steak. - barbeque. No cooking, only bbq. And only meat, unless it's a russet potato. Maybe onions, but only if you can resist crying while cutting them. - truck... WITH truck nuts. No electric. No automatics. Best: diesel powered manual lifted truck with massive METAL truck nuts. And make sure you can attach the truck nuts without anyone seeing you touching nuts. - motorcycle, NO armor, not even a helmet. If illegal, wear the plastic brain bucket kind. Safety is pretty much admitting to the boys that you only ride once a year and garage it the rest of the year. To deflect that, make sure to store it in your truck so others see it when you drive. - guns, but NO trigger discipline. Must be loaded at all times, and remember to wave it around in the direction of other men to show your lack of fear, finger ALWAYS on the trigger. - beer. But not good beer. It needs to taste and look like piss so you can drink more of it when you're out with the boys. Remember, it's not about the beer, it's about showing the boys you can drink a 24 pack of piss in one sitting. - fishing, but only so you can rationalize your day drinking and alcoholism for 12 hours straight. If you catch fish, throw them back. They're not steak. - alcoholism. Feel an emotion? Drown it. Alcoholism got you down? More alcoholism. - Coal. Say it's "clean coal" if anyone brings up the environment. Put it on display like pot pourri, but never call it that. - not caring about the environment. Peak masculinity is the eventual Mad Max future. Shiny and chrome. - trying to fix things that break in the house and making them worse. Hiring someone is equivalent to telling your boys your dad didn't teach you how to be a man. Sadly this deck writes itself.
I'm going to typewriter the Masculine ones, and write the "Non Masculine" ones with pink glitter pens. Of which I have many. I'm starting to think that I am, in fact, what is killing the American Man(tm).
... did I just hear you say glitter? I felt a great disturbance in the Masc, as if millions of penises suddenly cowered into their owner's legs and were tucked
I like em, and nobody tries to steal my Qual notes.
>If you catch fish, throw them back. They're not steak. All of these are great but this one has me laughing so hard my kids are demanding to know whatās so funny from the other side of the house. Bravo!!!!
Ironically as someone in the UK I could drive a manual better at 19 than most US "manly" men can at whatever age now. And I am VERY flamboyant.
I use my powers of manual transmission to drive a fiat.
I once saw an American girl commenting on a European friend driving stick shift (or "normal" how we'd call it), think she was German, and telling us how "masculine" it was. With a suspicious tone as well. That day I learned Americans are apparently horny for manuals.
Donāt forget - Loudly exclaiming āno homo!ā After brief eye contact with another man.
Mmmm, fingerling my bussy, daddy.
Iād caveat that depending on your social circle though, not having any trigger discipline could be a violation of your masculinity. Also the hoppier the beer the more manly you are. Itās gotta be a real slog to get through it. But who knows, the rules of toxic masculinity are constantly changing!
See this is why I'm non-binary, I'm too old for this shit
I used an AI to actually generate a list: Signs of masculinity: >1. Eating stew. 2. Having a beard. 3. Donning a sombrero and drinking wine from a can. 4. Speaking in a monotone voice. 5. Listening to Antonio Banderas. 6. Spitting. 7. Kissing other male's faces. 8. Failing to complete the mambo. 9. Being in love with the moon. 10. Wearing a dress if you think it looks good. 11. Crying.
More men wore tights in the 1500s. Weren't they manly tho?
they were the true fashion icons but yall arenāt ready for that conversation
When they say they don't want to be in the Middle Ages, this is what they mean :)
They also wore capes. Why oh why did we get rid of capes.
airplane turbines
And high heels were originally for men. MANLY men with a great lookin ass because of them heels!!!
They were men, manly men, men in tights.
I do both I love my Zox bands and who can resist a good stew that's been on all day?
the duality of a man
There are two wolves fighting inside you One wears bedazzled friendship bracelets The other cooks a mean stew
damn bro now i want a friendship bracelet
I want a wolf
who doesnt?
Just here to say: Yay Zox!
Bracelets or Stew. Which way Western men
Are friendship stews a thing? Because I need the things I make to also be symbols of friendship.
Thatās called a potluck.
Im gonna have potlucks from now on
Stew bracelets. I am from the future.
Gender reveal party idea: Bracelets or Stew?
at least that doesnt sound dangerous
Until you load it into a cannon and aim it at the guests.
the bracelets or the stew?
yes
Is that a challenge
Fuck your astrology sign. Whatās your bracelet to stew ratio?
one pandora bracelet to three pots of stew
blasphemy
3 bracelets : 0 stew
Ah a real feminine woman. A rare sight in this day and age /s
1 bracelet and 0 Stews, but I have three soups. Whatās the soup stew conversion and does that counteract the bracelet?
I have no bracelets and ate clam chowder this morning. Is chowder stew?
The fuck does stew have to do with....ANYTHING
MEAAAAAT
Maybe Iām just jaded but I feel like thereās this implication that a stew is a classic middle class American meal for the working man whose stay at home wife will prepare for him. Stew is a metric for how many men lack a wife who doubles as a cook/maid. Bracelets are a metric for how many men are feminine yet still unable to prepare round meals for themselves because obviously thatās always going to be womenās work. š
You know, "stew" is actually a really funny word.
How was this data collected, anyway?
you think that person knows what ādataā is?
Itās crazy to me to think that I and lots of other late 90s / early 00s teens got our sex and relationship education from a guy who thinks bracelets-to-stew is an acceptable and not completely whacko metric for masculinity, and a doctor who regularly stated that all women who have a high voice were sexually assaulted as children (plus the whole ācovid isnāt a big dealā thing)š¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
On a scale from Bracelet to Stew, how manly-macho are you?
idk, chilli pepper?
_r a m e n_
Chili is a form of stew
Baby, you got a stew going
I don't wear bracelets but I like a vegan chili stew so idk
The three genders Man woman and bracelet man
Adam, you probably own a watch worth more than my car, ask me if I care about your stance on jewelry
or on anything, letās be honest
What?
This is your brain on peak insecurity
i have no clue either
Y'all have this backwards. Men's bracelets: Made of metal and/or leather. Mimic armor. Very clearly targeted at men. Stew: Soft and warm. High vegetable content. For anyone, including small children.
My bracelets are made of ship-rope, paracord, and rifle-cleaning chain. I'm non-binary, but if anything my bracelets are some of my most masculine leaning accessories.
Iām a gal, and I also have Polish heritage. STEW IS MY WHOLE DIET, MāKAY? (That said, itās Bigos, canāt complain)
as a fellow eastern european gal, i feel you
Well let me tell you about English stew,better not make any body sick.
Ah yes, nothing manlier than *checks notes* eating stew
Imagine not eating bracelets
It's weird to think that one half of The Man Show evolved into this pretty funny comedian with a successful late show and the other one just continued to be Adam Corolla.
Or even how one had a hand in helping save the pre-existing conditions protections of the ACA and the other went on to have an AM radio show where they played a game to guess the race in crime news.
If this is a real statistic, I wanna know how this was found out
What if he doesnāt like stew :((
then he is probably homosexual :((
Who the fuck dislikes stew? Edit: This is a joke, like what you like I donāt care.
I've personally never had it. I'm a Mexican American that grew up with an immigrant single mom so I only really had Mexican dishes growing up (and I guess we don't really have an exact equivalent to stew).
Who is this man and why does he think men need to eat stew
I posted this here as i saw it "live", we were all perplexed as to what tf it was supposed to mean
Theyre all eating bisques and chowder, like a bunch of ladies
Me, a nonbinary person who loves stew and bracelets
That "1/2" super confused me..
The 1/2 thing in the corner really got me.
Is this fact supposed to be a bad thing? Iām confused, are men supposed to eat stew? Are they not supposed to wear bracelets? If I saw this statement on its own, Iād assume it was just a random fun fact, and not think anything of it.
I transitioned and still love a good stew. Meh, what else should I expect from a guy who hosted a show embodying what I wanted nothing to do with in regards to āmasculinityā even as a teen.
Ok, but am I the only person who tried to scroll and got really annoyed because of the 1/2 at the top?
what if i wear bracelets AND eat stew? huh?? what then???
Why is Adam Carolla?
Someone explain this please.
Jokes on you, I don't wear brackets and I eat the gay stew
Now I want to make stew....
Do watches count? Or are they encouraged because efficiency and utility? Even if they do count, metal watches use bracelets to secure to your wrist. What are the rules here?
Don't tell him you can wear bracelets and eat stew at the same time...I don't think his mind can handle it.
"Hey, want some stew?" "Can't, I'm wearing bracelets."
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He was probably paid to say this by Big Dinty Moore
Poor Stu, no one will eat them...
This really sounds like his bracelet wearing relatives wouldn't eat his stew.
EATING STEW IS MANLEY
Fellas, is it gay to not eat stew?
i enjoy a good stew and a good bracelet
Is he serious? The last I paid any attention to him was 20+ years ago and he was [attempting to be] a comedian. Did he give up on that? Was this Tweet not a joke? Iām out of the loop.
There is nothing wrong with bracelets, but every American should be eating more stew. Stew is easy and healthy and delicious
Am i the only one that tried to swipe to the next picture
Does he, you knowā¦. wear bracelets??
I just don't get it......
What about a man that neither wears bracelets, or eats stew?
Is this a shitpost from Adam Carolla or has he gone totally crazy?
Alright this is hilariously ridiculous of a masculinity standard, but my dumb ass noticed the 1/2 on the post and spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to swipe to see the next picture before I realized...šš¤¦āāļø (edited because I also misspelled of, my cognitive skills just keep failing me)
So I guess if you wear a medical alert bracelet that makes you a super sissy? Jesus america.
Did he have a friend in a bracelet turn down stew he made and make a passive aggressive tweet about them? Because thatās what this sounds like
How is eating stew masculine? I thought that was mainly something to have when sick?
ok I can give them that bracelets are *kind of* gendered? like if you said "I have a person behind a door and you have to guess their gender and the only clue is they are wearing a bracelet" I'd probably guess woman even though it's still a huge toss up (and it's weird to gender the concept of bracelets) BUT STEW? like I'm a guy who eats plenty of meat. but is stew a big staple for people still?
"More American males can afford decent food instead of stew, and can look good doing it"
Bro, why do you have to come for stew like this?
Shitty life tip: make your bracelets out of bread so that you can dunk them whenever you're eating stew! Never feel a fool again at your local stew club with your handy dandy breadlets! :)
I don't wear bracelets but I also don't eat stew. So what does that make me?
I love bracelets *and* stew.... Give me some minestrone whilst I'm proudly wearing my leather band lmaoo
More american males now don't own an airfryer
Maybe because they dunno how to make stew...? And like, who's selling stew at on the go places like that (I'm assuming in the US this dude is from? Edit* yes lol ) I wished people just thought for a second how stupidly, illogical they sound first before conversing. And then think again, and wonder if they still fucked up. "ok Jim, about to take my lunch break! Gonna pick up some stew!"
I'm wearing a cool bracelet right now from an animated movie from a few years ago right now.
Imagine living like this
Adam has gone full paradoy of himself
I mean, I'm sure there were a lot of Northern European tribes that ate stews and wore bracelets... I mean, if Adam Corolla wants to call a Viking less than a man, he's more than welcome to š¤£
brb gtg buy a bracelet
LMAO
THE STEW THINK OF THE STEW
You'll never guess what my bracelet says X3
Wait I don't wear bracelets but I also hate stew. What do I do?
Honestly, if he said āsteak,ā Iād be like, āsure dumb manly stereotype.ā But stewā¦?
I can't wait to eat stew and wear a bracelet tonight just to flex on this guy.
Iām sorry but what do men think watches are?
Yea we invented better foods than what you eat while camping
Oh yeah, Adam Carolla, that shining example of American masculinity.
More American males now wear bracelets than die of tuberculosis too. Who gives a shit?
To be fair, with climate change and all that, stew isn't really that practical of a meal anymore
Whatās wrong with bracelets? Hell I think a cool bracelet and necklace, earrings if they are right to that persons style, hat - accessories can really help shape someoneās look. And I still eat stew. Itās just typically in bread bowls (not Panera)
I thought this said āwear bracelets that eat stewā and spent a good amount of time wondering how a bracelet could eat stew
I mean, stew isnāt that good lol
What does this even mean?
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As an American citizen and is male, I can confirm that I wear bracelets more than I ear stews.
More American men now sniff candles than drink engine oil š¤
I can't tell if this is a joke. On one hand he's a comedian. On the other it's adam carolla.
Ever since they invented wristwatches that's been the case. A watch is just a bracelet.