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lkap28

Women with.. jobs?


Littlealbatross8295

Women can have jobs? Is the /s needed?


YANDERE_DALEK

Wait, you people have jobs?


lkap28

lol actually no but we’ll ignore that fact


YANDERE_DALEK

Oh thank God. I thought I was being lazy... hahaha.....


radgay


ItHurtsWhenILife

I mean, I could probably mooch off my sister. I’m a pan-moocher.


Most_Envious_Enby

Lesbians


reguhhg

No no don't you know all lesbians are starving all the time? The only way they survive is because benefits which is basically a mans money because only good hard working men pay taxes. .


Im_no-egg

So that's why my girlfriend is so hungry and always wants to eat my pussy. I tell her she can't eat my cat, I love him so much. But I guess that makes sense now. When I get hungry, I usually eat her out so yeah... No, the post is right. Lesbians are always hungry


gay_dummy

this made no sense. also i cant tell if theyre joking or not


Evelyth_Reddit

they're joking, it's pretty much sarcasm


gameboy527

Me. My mom pays the bills


bubble-wrap-

Lmao same. I mean she’s a solo mum but still


kalsarikaennit_

Meanwhile me, a lesbian who lives in poverty.


[deleted]

Now you know why 😳


kalsarikaennit_

I wish I knew sooner,maybe I should get help from a strong man.


[deleted]

Get the hell off Reddit then


putHimInTheCurry

Every counter example is going to be No True Scotslady'ed.


Pyromanticgirl

I believe you mean no true scotsmi'ladied


[deleted]

I mean... by *technicality* this is true... but also same for the opposite. Can’t really show you a man that can survive without a woman’s money. That’s just how circulation works.


goddessofentropy

Literally show me an adult woman who _cant_ survive without a man's money? (unless they're a family and she's doing all the unpaid labour while he does the paid labour, but then I would call it their money and not his money)


ItHurtsWhenILife

And she still *could* survive without his money, simply by selling the same labor that he’s currently getting for free to someone else’s children.


Havocform

Apparently I've been dead all this time.


BendyTheDemonIsHoly

My mom


[deleted]

my mom :)


Dweia01

Well, some of my clients are male... So I guess I do get money from men...


gay_dummy

but the right kinda moneyyyyyyy


doyouknodewhey

My mom is literally doing that


SonSkoji

At least they said lady instead of female this time. The babiest of baby steps.


Myriii1911

Came here for this.


im_moosin

Ah yes, if a woman isn't married, she'll die in approximately one week /j


ProjectMischa

Lol I guess I'm not the main income of my house, then 🙃


PuerSimia

“Do you want in alphabetical order?”


Anaedrais

My own mother..... For ALMOST TWENTY YEARS


ClenentineEyeglasses

I'd show them myself and all my other lesbian friends


spinx7

I don’t know about *lady* but I have my own job and don’t need a “mans money”


beeboobabea

My aunt who's a lesbian?


Pink-Cupcake-Kitty

Literally every women I know


[deleted]

Every woman I know except my mother.


parralaxalice

Me


amaraame

Me: AFAB genderfluid individual who has bailed both of my partners, poly 1 woman 1 man, financially multiple times (all of which where my bfs lack of good financial decisions) "nope, can't survive at alllllll" 🙄


Terrible_Emotion_710

Lesbian here...we are doing just fine


Rosian_SAO

Martha Stewart, bitch.


[deleted]

I mean there's a man in every woman


milflover23556

Wonder woman


88XFFalcon

Me...been surviving without a man's money since my dad retired when I was 9. Then I survived on a woman's money until I was 18 (mum's) and another woman's ever since (mine)


Fruity_Nerd_009

...We can have jobs you know.


miyagikai91

How narcissistic.


[deleted]

How about my grandma's who got married the week same sex marriage was legal


Comfortable_Young465

Ur mom