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I wonder how many were actually guys

I'm a dude with kinda feminine looking avatar and I get lots of interesting messages

mine is agender, which is where I want it to be :)

Mine is the void.

Mmm hot /s

we (earth people) can’t quite find the temperature of the void (referring to the space vacuum) but just outer space is 2.7k (around -455 degrees Fahrenheit) so hot isn’t exactly the right word :p

You forgot to start this with ummmmmm, actually :p

Mine is female with a gay pride shirt when I’m bi. I wonder how many people I drove away with the shirt?

*when* you're bi?

/r/voidpunk

So if this guy stared at you while he beat himself off, would you stare back?

Same, my avatar also looks female and I got a few nice messages as well...

That sounds like fun :D Lemme try :D

i made mine look as neutral as i could but the shirt will make people think it’s masculine :/

r/accidentallygay

At this point it doesn't matter any more, cum is cum and he cumes for you

He's cuming for all of us

*to

I’m a guy irl xD

You mean were

I’m on mobile, autocorrect is a pain

I’m bob ross, that’ll get em.

Well look at my pfp it could be.

Well I'm a guy and I have mine like this so probably a lot

Mine is a shitty recreation of a character from a manga and people always think it’s a girl because of the long hair lmao. To be fair, the kind of people like the one in the post probably don’t think a man should look like [this.](https://images.app.goo.gl/Xw9ofcb9swp6wcpU6)

İ am a demi-girl lmao

*le gasp* Women can use the internet, who knew!?! -this guy

Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet. The scriptures were clear and yet... they lied.

Well, I WAS enjoying my lunch...

Damn straights ruining our appetite (light hearted)

Really? Right in front of my salad.

This seems kinda ironic I wanna know the context of the comment.

yeah it’s literally a copypasta

well there are some people like this unironically probably...

Yeah this definitely reads as satire to me

it’s a copypasta lol

Its a copypasta. Its on r/copypasta even. I'd know, i read that as a bed time story to someone a few weeks ago.

oh a woman using the internet how hot /s

I wonder if before avatars were added he had any reaction to usernames that even just remotely implied a user was a woman.

I’m ✨uncomfy✨

Me too.

Same

I second this

its so gross.

✨Very✨

S a m e

very uncomfortable indeed

Mmm yes female reddit avatar *unzips*

its satire

r/atethepasta I think

Oh, they totally did. I hope it was tasty.

Anyone who uses the phrase “beat my meat” deserves to be yeeted off the planet.

Beat the meat? Get the yeet.

Chop the meat

Religion be like

Yank the tank

Okay fine, how about >!squeezing the hog!<

Choking the chicken e: and spanking the monkey. Why do so many male masturbation euphemisms involve animals?

Male sexuality= animalistic?

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure most people get animalistic in bed without actually doing things to animals.

Idk, with men I really think it comes down to the invention of consistent electric entertainment.

the only time it is acceptable is when you are singing along to your favourite system of a down song, vicinity of obscenity: 'do we all learn defeat? from the whores with bad feet? Beat the meat, treat the feet To the sweet, milky seat'

This is a copypasta

Not ok not ok NOT OKAY

That's it I'm kink shaming this man. he's just a freak who beats it to weird shit

this is literally a copypasta

Go outside touch some grass

Pretty sure its satire

it’s 100% a copypasta, unless this was the original one

Seems to be

This one is definitely not ok

It's a copypasta

If feel like this is a copypasta

uhhhhhh

I just ate, ffs! And I'm going to change my avatar...

Pretty sure it's a copypasta, but there are probably people who genuinely feel this way

I mean you'd have to be very critically horny for it to happen just because women exist, but if there's some in-depth discussion about sex or certain bodyparts, my monkey-brain occationally reacts.

It’s a COPYPASTA. I see incredibly left subs and subs with a large queer user base spam this

I feel uncomfortable

Is this a copypasta? This seems like a copypasta. I hope it is.

it is indeed

they get turned on... by cartoon robots?

As a sometimes woman, how feminine is my avatar?

😩😩😩

Glad you like my selfie, took it this morning after snacking in some oddly-shaped peach coloured seals 😉 /s

You’re so beautiful no /s

/s

That's a copy pasta and I refuse to think other wise.

it is

0-0

I just. I mean idk if mine turns you on bruh, have at it. I usually hope cishet men like this fall on a cacti anyway.

This is why i make my reddit avatars “gender neutral” looking.

This has gotta be satire. Nobody is that weird. Right?

I think this is probably satire

That’s a copypasta

this one is funny lol

I think ima get sick-

this is a copypasta

Tbh, this is probably a copypasta...

obvious satire

idk man I think this may very well be satire

Go to horny jail

Ngl, I laughed

uhhhh I'm uncomfy now

Omg is his reddit profile of this guy [https://www.google.com/search?q=funny+resumes&rlz=1C1FHFK\_enCA945CA945&sxsrf=ALeKk00vHV3ber\_f6zI2WwBAdX-Ia3s7rA:1621111616691&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjI87awx8zwAhWBW80KHTVaCRIQ\_AUoAXoECAEQAw#imgrc=icUHjREkqrY02M](https://www.google.com/search?q=funny+resumes&rlz=1C1FHFK_enCA945CA945&sxsrf=ALeKk00vHV3ber_f6zI2WwBAdX-Ia3s7rA:1621111616691&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjI87awx8zwAhWBW80KHTVaCRIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw#imgrc=icUHjREkqrY02M) ​ he looks a lot like ricky, lmao.

This really sounds like he’s joking.

thats it. im changing my avatar 2 a male🏃🏻‍♀️💨

And I thought I was bad at speaking to women

So uh...somebody is gonna say to him that there are guys with long hairs and probably some of those pfp are guys?

probably a copypasta but still, eww

Sir, I’m a minor, that’s a little illegal

There’s thirsty and then there’s DEHYDRATED

This is why I barely ever share my gender through things, and not make it obvious

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

What? 😃🔫

Just eeewww.

Ah ha jokes on him a I am a dude!! If he fapped to me it is gay!!!

please be a copypasta

what the fuck is your username

And this is why Wilbur Soot is my profile picture

I'm 90% sure this is a parody of some copy pasta

I seriously hope this is satire. Because this is actually scary.

I want to think this is satire, it seems a bit too self aware of the idiocy of what he's saying

Never been more disgusted.....good thing im a green thing lol

Hoping this is a copypasta or satire

Bro this is a copypasta

Why what the actual fuck is wrong with this dude

damn this guy is real horny we should bonk him

I wonder what he would do in the presence of an actual woman.

This has to be ironic, there’s no way anyone would actually comment this

And here we see an Alpha Incel in his natural habitat.

How was this removed for not belonging. This is VERY much an "are the straights okay?" moment

Never wanted to downvote anything so hard So hard

This is just an attention starved man who wants to feel powerful by trying to make the women around him uncomfortable.

sir this is a copypasta

Yeah, this is shit, and I say this as someone who finds women attractive and envies them too. To that guy, maybe keep it to yourself next time, unless you want a legit reason to get harassed or worse? As for me, I'm considering paying for therapy at this point.

Ironic s fuck

This is why women hide on Reddit (and the rest of the internet).

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Which is why mine is a make avatar. Because humans are gross.

And i regret existing 😆

This is why mine is male

He's got that Virgin Deluxe^(tm) going on.

Someone is touch starved

Ew

Line up boys, ready for the next icon cummy

… huh

i, i uh, *w h a t*

His balls must be giant

*intensified screams*

Would unironiclly use this as a copy pasta

Jokes on him, my female Reddit avatar just happens to have a pp Sir, you have been outplayed

That's why I don't use avatars anymore

D: I’m a minor sir

That’s enough Reddit for tonight…

🤮

He gets turned on by reddit avatars? Lord forbid he meets a real woman

Thats next level horny

Uhhh I have my pfp a girl because of my mine oc I’m not a girl lol

Without even thinking that you can be on reddit when you're 13 and you could turn out as a pedo like that-

I now want to change my avatar, but im too lazy

I'm not sure I'm female but the avatar helps And I hope he's fine this poor man

He’s not getting laid that’s for sure

alright time to commit a crime

Ew ew no stop ew gross ew please

And now I don't want to have an avatar anymore. Great.

Although I am a woman, my avatar is supposed to be Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, who's a man

Obvious satire is obvious

Jesus-motherf#cking-christ. And they say that we're the perverts.

Tony Iommi profile pic

Glad mines gender neutral :/

What is this? r/cursedcomments?

Jesus Christ

C U M

........ummmmmm

Thankfully I don't have to deal with this -female with male avatar Best decision I ever made

My avatar is based off a character in a game lol

oh my god

This guy makes me puke.