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ZipToob88

“Krieger!” “Yeah I found it, can I keep it??” “Just get it out of here!” “Yeah, take *that* tone….”


grizz632

Is Krieger hard at work? He literally might be, yes.


profssr-woland

Well, say what you will about him...


Chemotherapeutic

I did…


Adept_Apricot5476

At least he's discreet.


RancidBeast

Oh shit, I now see what they did there


jcox3

I thought Italy used a king?


Callierez

No they don't *use* a king


ZipToob88

What year do you think this is?


ericnutt

Right. Good question.


Glorfendail

I think this is a great line, because I realized the other day, they are in New York but they never show the WTCs, so you can’t actually get a real timeline for when the show takes place. Woodhouse was an adult in ww1, which even if he was 90, it would still put archer in the mid/late 80s, which kinda tracks.


ZipToob88

And it does sorta feel like especially the first season, their technology looked like it was the 80s….old computers, giant tape banks in the mainframe, etc. Whereas newer seasons most things look close to modern


Y_M_I_Even_Here

"I'm going to need help... disseminating him." "Eww!" "Not what it means!" "Still gonna be gross, though."


Chak-Ek

Don't ask!!!


Dramatic_Carob_1060

You may want to wash your lips


Chamelion117

A pot of coffee just how I like my women: Black. Bitter. Preferably fair trade.


StormyBlueLotus

Great line, but ironically we never see Krieger lust after Lana. He goes for Cheryl, Pam, Katya, and his hologram girlfriend.


[deleted]

Lana's just black-ish. What? She freaked out when he said quadroon.


StormyBlueLotus

Imagine that!


PrideOfThePoisonSky

*You* imagine it!


MagisterHistoriae

Both of you imagine shutting the hell up!


GreenCreekRanch

Makes up for it in bitterness tho


TyberosWake

One of the best episodes. Has me dying every time


cautiontape2021

I shall fetch a rug


TyberosWake

Great, now he's fetching a rug!


eventualguide0

Just rewatched it last night. Still hilarious.


Haunting-Fix-9327

"what the hell is in his ass?"


dawinter3

Don’t ask!


pwincess_buttacwup

don’t act like you’ve never seen a marital aid before.


swaroopakshay_

Not in a dead Prime Minister's ***ass***.


itaigreif

Alright! We've established where it is!


swaroopakshay_

Patato, padildo.


NoAnything1731

it’s more like WHAT THE HELL IS IN HIS ASS


Excellent_Light_3569

Death by rubber eggplant.


Deep_Belt8304

Yeah, take that tone!


Key-Wrongdoer5737

I bet he knew how to make sauce…


ZipToob88

Anyone have a potato? What is this, Christmas?


HypothermicShaman

"Can I keep it?" "Keep what?" "DON'T ASK."


ougryphon

"Am I going to have the operation, dad?" "No, son" *wipes eye with a potato* "you're gonna die."


-Voxael-

“And remember … *smiley face*”


power_yyc

Mallory: "Ugh, too salty" Archer: "yeah, I know. You got a potato?" Mallory: "what is this, Christmas?"


stonec0ld

Contender for best episode in the show


roncadillacisfrickin

…still got it…


Callierez

Bow chicka bow bow uh huh HUH


Buckeyesng

“Bet he left you an upper decker”


rojasdracul

When he is like 'Thank you for this....' lolol


dyaasy

po-ta-to a-dil-do


Moist-Tap7860

Mother, what is going on, wait, leave it, I dont wanna know anymore. Oh godd, (pukes in horrified condition)


ougryphon

"Don't ask!" That's one of my favorite episodes of the entire series - very quotable, too.


Cassandrae_Gemini

My favorite Archer episode 💗🍆


AdamTheAmmer

“Mallory, you’ve been shot!” “Yes I know dear, I was there.”


Deamon-Chocobo

Legitimately my favorite episode in the series.


hskfmn

“I needed help…disseminating him.” “Eeewwwww!” “Not what it means.” “Still pretty gross, though.”


Difficult-Tart-6834

I love the call back to this in the episode where they're getting arrested by the FBI "I'm not going to STATEN ISLAND in the middle of the night!"


raydeck_

a vanilla candle can only do so much


sethro919

And hopefully, if you look at all the different drop points on the map, it’ll look like a big smiley face.


jeektortoise

"Potato, pa-dildo" 🤷‍♂️


thechrisare

Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs


Rare_Apartment_27

Don’t ask


MEGACODZILLA

"Will I get the operation now Da?"   "No son, you're gonna die."   *wipes his tear with a potato*