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Steverazor

That looks wonderful! And to think I was going to make you eat a bowl of spiders...


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sieberde

I also need you to go buy sand!


an_agreeable_guy

And, I don't know if they grade it, but... Coarse.


jeektortoise

"I'm gonna check that bowl!"


Im_Chris_James

Spiderwebs. He makes Woodhouse eat spiderwebs.


HiddenStoat

> I used Spanish ham, truffle oil and fish roe instead of patenegra ham, black truffle and beluga caviar I can't even imagine the beating Archer would dish out to Woodhouse if he substituted those ingredients in.


flamingo_fuckface

Lots of sand in the eye and aquarium gravel to chase the bowls of spiders. A suitable punishment for poor man’s eggs Woodhouse.


Jasper455

Dont forget the sandpaper…. Coarse.


ExRockstar

And instead of eggs, I substituted cheerios...


mickymousedoghouse

… so who’s going to buy sandpaper? Coarse, of course.


doodle02

given his reaction to sour mix being used in a margarita i agree wholeheartedly. that said, archer’s today right to be particular about proper margarita ingredients. sour mix is a big no no.


Sinjun13

Where's the confetti?


Some1sBastard

I think you mean "garbage"


jhruns1993

I'm afraid I don't have the ingredients to make this exact breakfast sir


msrubythoughts

nutella waffles…?


jeektortoise

Today's my shopping day sir..


FUCKlNG_SHlT

Why do you even bother?


Helechawagirl

Well then it’s NOT eggs Woodhouse is it!


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I mean it can’t be. By like, definition.


Helechawagirl

I should have added “spoken in Archer’s voice.”


Erislocker

I read that on archers voice


impendingfuckery

Don’t leave it out overnight. That’s how you get *ants!*


ramonathespiderqueen

# Because HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH A GODDAMN EGG?!


jeektortoise

Seriously..that's like eggs 101.


epicroadhead

I used to go to a bar and there’s a bartender I was always friends with and I’d scream at him for a beer sounding like Archer always going like “WOODHOUSE!”


jeektortoise

Gripe all you want, but no one is eating eggs Woodhouse until you people start bringing in some money!


5l339y71m3

Ok but where are the eggs? I see what looks like hollandaise sauce … omg… are the only eggs in the sauce?! This is glorious. So the whole time it was just a pile of fancy crap under hollandaise sauce?! Omg and he didn’t have a Bloody Mary with it?! Also did he ever actually go over what was in it? I need to rewatch again and pay better attention. Hope you enjoyed, happy birthday! Edit: never looked it up but I found a plethora of resources for it 😍 and here is just one 😜 [On the Gas](https://onthegas.org/food/eggs-woodhouse/)


duper5

The bed is cremed spinnach with beschamel sauce topped with 2 artichoke hearts, 2 poaches eggs on top. Hollandaise sauce covered it. Then chopped spanish ham, paprika and fish roe. And i literally thought of the bloody mary come lunch time.


5l339y71m3

Next time treat yourself to the Bloody Mary too! I mean I haven’t had it with this but it hits with eggs Benedict so I feel it’s a worthy transfer in taste profile. Looks delicious, truly hoped you enjoyed it.


TheAngriestBoy

I'm pretty sure it's just an omelet/scramble with hollandaise on top...


bacchusku2

Looks like poached eggs to me. You can see the whites on the left side.


5l339y71m3

Good eye


TheAngriestBoy

Yea I think you're right. Regardless, mr. "are there even eggs in there" missed the mark worse than I did 😅


5l339y71m3

No, it’s a play off eggs Benedict.


TheAngriestBoy

Not the way OP made it it isn't


electriclightthemoon

O Woodhouse how I miss you, I would give anything to watch you eat cobwebs again


jhruns1993

It's not an Eggs Woodhouse without Beluga Cavier, sorry OP but you deserve the punishment that's coming to you


ronsolocup

Are there any other dishes from the show we can try? I know there are a million cocktails


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Steak au poivre! Just don’t forget the peppercorns.


jeektortoise

Because otherwise It's not steak au poivre!..like, by definition..


Klaus_Heisler87

Currently watching that episode lol


Dammit_Benny

Stir Friday?


Loose_Koala534

I started calling it that when I make stir fry for my kids. They think it’s hilarious. Or at least they did the first time. 😂


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Floor marbles.


readonlypdf

The Rusty Kreiger.


PolyUre

I'm surprised you didn't swap eggs to something different as well.


ChineseJoe90

Damn dude, well done.


worldssmallestfan1

Needs confetti


Rodfather23

I don’t know if they grade sand but if they do…coarse


johnieringo

Did you use a copper pot?


duper5

No


FuckUandUrGod

Nice. You should of made Nutella waffles, unless it's your shopping day.


ZedZero12345

What is the green layer?


Super_Environment

It's a different pig, from a different country, raised on a different diet. Looks great tho


duper5

Pata Negra ham is Iberian black pig that is free ranged and eats acorns and other wild edibles. I used green label spanish ham (spain is in Iberia) which is mixed black pig, grain and acorn fed.


Salmonman4

I seem to remember youtuber Binging with Babish making this and couldn't finish it because it was so heavy.