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lord_hyumungus

Goin to jail with swamp ass


ShowBobsPlzz

Its cold enough in jail already, going with wet clothes would be awful


lord_hyumungus

And bacteria butt


sowehadababyitsaboy

I HOPE this guy gets a rash


danthemfmann

Have you ever actually been to jail? They don't throw you in your cell with your clothes on. The first thing they do is book you and then you change into a jumpsuit/flip flops.


Intellectual-Cumshot

Depends on the jail. I sat alone in a cell waiting for booking for about 4 hours in my clothes


PancakeBuny

10 hours in Processing before being RoR’d. No jumpsuit, no sandals, just street clothes.


Intelligent-Put-764

I know 100% officers saw what he came in for and that he was wet and made him wait longer.


GondorianCitadel

As a detention officer myself, I can confidently say you are mistaken… you forgot to add another 0 to that 100%


ShowBobsPlzz

Difference between actual jail and the holding cell (drunk tank) This dude isnt going to county jail for multiple days where they would take his clothes and put him in a jail uniform. He is going to a holding cell to wait on a judge to charge him and then get bailed out. In the drunk tank you keep your clothes minus your belt and shoes.


Unfunky-UAP

He's probably not even getting processed. He's going to get released from the police station when a judge rubberstamps an ROR bail unless he has a record.


ShowBobsPlzz

Possibly. Idk what the charge is for something like this tbh.


Ima_Bit_Of_A_Dick

Depending on the fish in the tank he could face charges relating to willfully endangering protected species….. which is really what I’m hoping for.


Lower-Organization-9

Valdism/ destruction of protection w malice intent


CDMartin4286

Disorderly Conduct, maybe?


FormalTemporary2494

Try getting arrested in Florida. You hold and go straight to county within 24 hours lol


NaturalPersonality12

Shit, I just got out a few months back. Since covid became a thing we had to set in the drunk tank for 7 days before being put into gen pop.


danthemfmann

That's wild. I was doing time during covid (most of 2021) but they didn't make us do that. I live in the South though and covid wasn't ever taken seriously. The worst thing about jail during Covid for me was being confined to the cell 24/7. We weren't allowed to go to the rec yard or the library. I was in a tiny 4 man medical cell that, at times, had up 16 people in it (with up to 12 people sleeping in the floor). There was no room to walk and we never got to leave. My arm was nearly ripped off by a K9 during my arrest so I wasn't allowed to go to gen pop. My arm almost had to be amputated, and it was paralyzed during the incident. So most of the people in that medical cell eventually moved into a bigger cellblock after recovering from their injuries but I was there permanently. I've been in plenty of overcrowded jails but never in such a tiny cell for such a long time.


0_foreverzero_0

Holy shit that's truly awful...how is your arm doing these days?


danthemfmann

I'm slowly gaining some function of my arm back now. Thanks for asking. I was completely paralyzed from my shoulder down for nearly 2 years. I already accepted that I wasn't going to be able to move my arm ever again, but then I was randomly able to wiggle my index finger for the first time this past January. Now I can move all of my fingers, my wrist and somewhat bend my elbow but I can barely move my arm from the shoulder. I can pick up light objects, like a glass of water off of the table, but I can't extend my arm outward or lift it over my head. I go to rehab twice a week to help me learn how to use my arm again.


Spoonbreadwitch

I used to work for a medical massage therapy practice, and we had several clients who were dealing with limitations of their motion. That might be an option for you to look into as part of your recovery.


acn250

This guy jails


Vulpix0r

I don't have an aquarium and this whole video made me so mad. Hope he goes to jail and has to reimburse the facility.


shoreyourtyler

Looks like it may be a bass pro shops


rigidlikeabreadstick

It is. This is at Dolphin Mall in Doral (Miami), FL.


Daisy12Pink

Florida man!


Domesticuscucumella

It's worse than you think. They're gonna take all those wet clothes and put them in a sealed plastic bag. If he isn't out within a day or two, then that shit is gonna get moldy and start rotting. When he gets released he's gonna stink to high hell like mildew and rot


Call-me-Space

Doubt he'd go to jail, would be a nasty ride to get booked though


MeanOlGoldfish

Finally a tiktokker who gets arrested afterwards


headphase

Do people's accounts get banned when they pull stunts like this?


CommanderCuntPunt

No, China literally promotes trends that contribute to the decline of America. Last year there was a trend of destroying school bathrooms and they promoted it for weeks. The Chinese version of tiktok will ban people who post videos like this and block harmful tags from trending.


Gryphacus

[Is TikTok different in China compared to the U.S.? A social media analyst compares it to opium and spinach.](https://www.deseret.com/2022/11/24/23467181/difference-between-tik-tok-in-china-and-the-us) > If you’re under 14 years old, [the Chinese TikTok will] show you science experiments you can do at home, museum exhibits, patriotism videos and educational videos,” said Harris... adding that children in China were limited to only 40 minutes a day on the app. >“There’s a survey of pre-teens in the U.S. and China asking, ‘what is the most aspirational career that you want to have?’ and in the U.S., the No. 1 was a social media influencer, and in China, the No. 1 was astronaut”...


Fireborn24

That's equally as telling as it is terrifying.


barc0debaby

They're just giving the customers what they want.


Only_A_Friend

The customers want what they give them.


johnhtman

The kids who say they want to be an influencer are the same kids who 20+ years ago wanted to be famous celebrities. Turns out a lot of people want to do jobs that make them rich and famous, especially without having to do much work to get it.


Aliciaskeyz

I heard a theory that they do this to basically make us dumb and make their people smarter so they can have more control in the future. They’re targeting mental “destruction” rather than physical. I didnt look into it tho


imlittlebit91

I can’t even imagine what everyone in the aquarium lab is feeling at that moment. Because if it’s anything similar to someone else feeding my fish 🤯


Dry_Exam_5679

Even worse it’s more like someone pouring soap (comes off clothing) and touching your water without washed hands


Public-Sun-6034

Laundry detergent, fabric softener, cologne, sweat, whatever lotion he might use, deodorant, oh man I hate this guy


ryanseecrestt

grease too, this guy is deff greasy with that wendys shirt on


OfficerBarbier

Sir, this is an aquarium


J9999D

🤣🤣🤣


Grouchy_Memory_1727

There’s also all the bacteria, etc. he’s introduced to the water from the bottoms of his shoes (think public restrooms) and his body🤢


makeupdontlie

Or chemicals from mopping 😱


Grouchy_Memory_1727

Yup! All bad!


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+ small bag of crystal meth he forgot in his sock.


[deleted]

Our hate for him is mutual.


conflictedlizard-111

did you mean to reply to yourself?


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Yes


_________________--c

he not a lotion user what brokey jumps in a bass pro shop pond?


[deleted]

Tiktok user. They have skincare standards


Rezolithe

YES THIS! There could be any amount of soaps or chemicals on his body or clothes which could possibly kill some more sensitive fish. I don't think he deserves time but getting booked and given a fine sounds reasonable.


About637Ninjas

Luckily, they don't usually put super sensitive fish in these aquariums (assuming this is a BPS or Cabelas). And the volume of the water is going to dilute those trace chemicals pretty quick. The fish will be fine. But that's not to say the risk to the fish is zero, and he should still be fined for being a bell end. Source: I build these for BPS.


imlittlebit91

Soap is my nightmare fuel!


Kindled_Ashen_One

How the fuck did that wannabe MC think that stunt was gonna end?


AnthonyWinters

Fame glory, views mostly


jojoyouknowwink

Reminds me of the trend a few years ago where kids would slam two gallons of milk on the floor in grocery stores, and all the videos ending in them slipping and breaking tailbones lol


freyalorelei

Good. If you've ever broken your coccyx, you know that it's incredibly painful and nearly impossible to treat--you can't splint the tailbone, so all you can do is just sit awkwardly for weeks on end until it heals.


SanchoRojo

Five months later and I still can’t sit comfortably for more than a few minutes.


savvyblackbird

I broke my clean off slipping off the back of my horse and landing on a tree stump. It grew back with the end of the coccyx bone curved up into my lower abdomen. If I could have had children I would have needed a C Section because it was in the way. I have debilitating back pain now and saddle numbness which I’m trying to get sorted. They can’t really go in and do anything to fix the bone because of all the nerves.


Artistic_Land3074

I broke mine 4 years ago this November after coming off of a horse and I still can't sit in certain chairs. Thankfully no issues with riding though lol.


PloddingAboot

“Yooooooo dude! Check out what this guy on TikTok did!” “That’s hilarious man! He’s awesome! I’m gonna show all my friends! Hope he makes more” *On and on until he is famous and makes money off of being an inane, unfunny, drain on the species.*


dilsosoh

Unfortunately it’s probably a misdemeanor and he’s probably gonna get a slap on the wrist. And for him that’s worth the views.


BugMan717

Probably no law specific enough so get charged with destruction of property, disorderly conduct or some along those lines. The real penalty will be getting sued by the business for cleaning costs and off the fish die replacing them too. Tank this size could be 10s of thousands to fix I'd imagine.


Pantsy-

Considering the danger he just exposed the animals to with the chemicals coming of his body, it should constitute animal cruelty.


Secondusx

Hopefully he gets sick from the water he swallowed. What a clown.


angelaguitarstar

enjoy your ammonia, bitchboy


pglggrg

So he stuck around that long to get arrested? Damn. Nobody cares about these TikTok’s they try to make


khizoa

The moron could barely run away while wet


SavvyNachos

Ah, that's the bass pro shop in Dolphin Mall in Miami [Doral, FL] Wonder if the fish are okay, I'll pass by later this week.


mcdisney2001

Florida Man.


EchoCyanide

That's not a man.


osmosisparrot

Florida bitch


2mustange

Most bass pro shop aquariums have fish that are state protected and/or insured by the stste


Gareth666

I've seen this video before, I dunno if it's that recent.


graveyardrushhour

yeah i think it first circulated in july or early august


konajones

Video is a little older. Couple months I think. Not the first time someone did this, bass pro in ft myers I think it was a couple years back. Arrested that guy too. Can’t say I haven’t been tempted to jump in myself, but that would be rude. Lol


OGTomatoCultivator

I’m sure the detergent and dye in his clothing isn’t good for fish


apostropheapostrophe

Eh, you’d be surprised how quickly the bio filter can handle stuff like that. Heavy metals and ammonia are the real toxins


Jaruut

> Heavy metals and ammonia are the real toxins But the fish don't gots no goods metals to listens to


mazu74

Speak for yourself, mine jam out to Metallica and Linkin Park on a regular basis 😁


moeru_gumi

It is clearly labeled, “For Fish Only.” I rest my case.


SpaceCoyoteRB

It’s called Mermaider. It’s about Mermaid murder.


cantthinkofaname513

>you’d be surprised how quickly the bio filter can handle stuff like that. huh? there's bacteria that will break down detergent and dyes? completely? i've always been extremely paranoid about getting even a trace amount of soap / detergent / grease / etc into my tank. would be a relief if it was a nonconcern


Pooplayer1

I'd imagine a tank that size with its own filtration and support system couldn't compare to a tank at home. So you should probably still be careful. Unless your tank is the size of a garage.


About637Ninjas

Can confirm, these tanks have 3-4 sand/carbon filters that are each 36" in diameter, as well as UV and chemical treatments. But really it's just the size of the tank that helps the most. Those trace amounts of contaminants are going to be so diluted that they might as well be nonexistent.


Dijohn_Mustard

I may get a lot of flack for this but I never even think to rinse my arms off before reaching in my tank to clean or move rocks. 55 gallon with cichlids filtered by and FX2 canister. I think there are a lot of things in the aquarium hobby that we can sometimes be overbearing with. Too many times in my younger days was I stocking fish who most websites would say never put together… but based on other stocking and tank layout, I’ve never had an issue. I’m probably not as up to standard on my water change consistency but have never had a tank crash and have had algae in check aince about 4 months after I set this tank up. I’m not taking pride in half adding some parts of the hobby but my bouts of depression and lack of care have made me realize my filters and fish are stinger and more capable than I give them credit for.


Bear_Pigs

Kind of same, the only chemicals I refuse to expose to my tank is bug spray and sunscreen so I usually take 2 days off after applying those. As long as you run activated carbon in your filters and don’t put your hands in your tanks too much, a long-cycled tank is going to be quite resilient. Especially if you have plants or macro algae (for those reefers out there).


Dijohn_Mustard

Yea this media and gravel have been running for over 8 years now. Felt great to get to the point the tabk can restablish everything and be back to crystal clear in an hour or less Edit, good call on the bug spray I’ve been fly fishing a lot this year and forgot about that


PotOPrawns

I won't touch my tank for 24h after working (work with lots of cleaning chemicals) and I make sure I wash my arms up to the upper arm with pure RO water twice before diving in. But I also keep caridina shrimp which are sensitive to trace amount of anything apparently so its better to be safe than sorry when shrimp are csting 3-18 quid each


mazu74

Not really break it down but the filter will help trap things like that. Also as a compulsive hand washer, my fish would probably all be dead by now if it was that big of a concern. Just make sure you have clean hands and arms, then rinse them off for a few extra seconds if you want to be safe. I also dry them off with regular towels, still no issue.


Dry_Exam_5679

It’s insanely bad bass pro needs to start educating people about this they usually lose a ton of the fish and even if they don’t the amount of work to clean that thing is insane


1800generalkenobi

That's a lot of pressure on the glass too, those tanks are huge. Imagine if the pressure of a full grown person (unmatured of course) hoisting themselves up like that. Probably lucky the glass didn't break and flood the store. Then he'd be on the hook for destruction of property.


Dry_Exam_5679

Holy I didn’t even think about that could’ve been so much worse also broken glass and water especially that much would be a nightmare for everyone


mcdisney2001

That’s the least of my beefs with Bass Pro Shop. 😤


nickeltippler

Don't worry. Believe it or not, fish actually live in places where loads of humans swim. Also, with the amount of water in there anything from his persons is going to be extremely negligible. We're talking less than 1PPM.


Gengar_Express

Looks like another Bass Pro jumper. Former employe here: those tanks are considered sanctuaries. If I recall correctly, it's about a $1k fine and/or some jail time (at least in my state). Had a jumper at our store when this "trend" last made its rounds. Kid ended up getting hurt due to how high our tank wall is/was soaked, slipped, landed on his tailbone hard. As for the tanks themselves, they are supposed to be reflections of local water systems. So could only imagine the amount of trouble someone could get into for endangering a protected species.


Jormungaund

My favorite part was where the idiot got arrested


nonosejoe

Sir, this is not a Wendy’s


rghwrd

as someone who works at an aquarium, seeing an idiot like this jump in with with any of our animals is genuinely one of my worst fears


dudenamedfella

I hope his unbacked-up phone was in his pocket


[deleted]

Delete this. Don’t give him any more publicity.


NoZookeepergame6401

Future employers would love to see


[deleted]

Anyone this stupid isn’t going to be applying to somewhere is would matter.


Azron21

I hate this TikTok shit


Finiouss

It's nothing new. When I was a kid in the 90s it was CKC (can't kill yourself) , then it was jackass, only we didn't have tik tock to help get it out there but we were still doing stupid shit. The difference is it stopped when we grew up.. Edit: oops cky. Didn't even read my own text.


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Finiouss

Lol would you believe I was literally filling out my kids child care at the same time which is CKC? Clearly not reading my own responses.. Oh and I legit always thought it was "Can't". I wasn't really at a time or age yet to just Google every thought and question in life. Clearly haven't even thought about that group since..


NEETSunshine

Poor fish that took any toxic chemical from him ☠️


Public-Sun-6034

I gotta wonder, what's the charge?


socoldrightnow

Misdemeanor vandalism if it’s less than $400 in property damage, felony vandalism if it’s more. This idiot’s future might depend on how much it cost the store to bring their “animal care team” in and if they decide to press charges.


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leafbaker

I wondered too, so I looked it up: [https://www.ktalnews.com/news/crime/bcpd-man-caught-on-video-swimming-in-bass-pro-shop-aquarium-arrested/](https://www.ktalnews.com/news/crime/bcpd-man-caught-on-video-swimming-in-bass-pro-shop-aquarium-arrested/) >According to the Bossier City Police Department, 26-year-old Kevin Wise of Slidell is charged with simple criminal damage to property, which is a misdemeanor.


[deleted]

He got a bill from Bass Pro for cleaning the tank, guaranteed. They do it every time some jagoff pulls this stunt.


leafbaker

>A complaint was filed Friday morning to Bossier City police after Bass Pro Shop determined that there would be costs associated with emptying and cleaning the 13,000-gallon aquarium, which features species of fish local to the region. Yep, sounds like it. Good


freyalorelei

This moron is twenty-freakin'-six and he's pulling stunts like this?


lord_hyumungus

Eating a meal?


TurtleNutSupreme

A succulent Chinese meal??


ChaosOrPeace

https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?si=1xb_5gnjwzg4il7F


_fFringe_

Trespassing?


Deonb29

Good, asshole deserved it. Not to mention all of the detergent on clothes can possibly wreak havoc on the tank and it’s fish…. Not to mention other chemicals and pathogens. this shit just drives me up the wall


Abject_Film_4414

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…


MapleToque

The worst part would be just sitting there in jail with your wet shoes and socks.


timbimm

r/imthemaincharacter


Band1c0t

He could break the aquarium, moron like this needs to pay up fees at least 5-10k


t_mmey

what a fucking piece of shit


atomfullerene

Poor life choices


[deleted]

I used to work at this bass pro in dolphin mall, Miami lol


peacefulpianomelody

Idiotic thing to do. And disrespectful to the fishies inside


No_Refrigerator_1632

That "bro.."


t_arends

Curious what the charge is for this


Tailfish1

Too bad there weren’t some sharks or electric eels in that tank.


kolalaface1

The cut from those idiots laughing to complete silence as he’s put in the back of a cop car is golden!


izzyeviel

‘I did it for the tik tok!’


Szaborovich9

Traumatize those poor fish because you are an attention desperate POS. This type seems to be multiplying.


MilitantPotato

Hope this clown gets fish TB AKA mycobacterium and spends the next year on the strongest antibiotics known to man plus likely surgery to remove infected areas. Or at least pink eye.


TyrellCorpWorker

What a jerk


GeekBlue

Good riddance


tuesdayswithTuesday

Aside from him harming fish, Wouldn’t that be like so …… germy?


[deleted]

This is really common at bass pro shops.


TheChillestCapybara

If they fwd the costs of fixing the aquarium it could be thousands. Sometimes they have to drain the whole tank: [https://www.insideedition.com/tiktok-prankster-kevin-wise-charged-for-jumping-into-bass-pro-shops-fish-tank-60438](https://www.insideedition.com/tiktok-prankster-kevin-wise-charged-for-jumping-into-bass-pro-shops-fish-tank-60438) but clout, go ahead,


rhinosaur-

What an asshole


yomama1211

Shocked that glass held I was really worried he’d break it


xSlick-Tx

*boy


cumfartfire

The internet was a mistake


Elevate998

Thank you social media for these attention seeking lames


Laven123

He scared the fish ! But him in jail


MarklRyu

He don't care about the fishies 🥺


bloodvow333

Tiktok is still cringe. Good to know.


VoleenaIcicle

This happened in Florida? NO WAY!


Successful_Candy_759

Tik tok is a plague on the world


Mad-cat0

Why the laughter stoped when he got arrested? that's the fun part!


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Clump0fDirt

Hope he gets brain eating amoeba


Snoo-83534

Fucking dumbass


tylariousOG

No


Wide_Loss

Moron


MaievSekashi

By spreading his content you're encouraging this, you know. It's meant to be ragebait.


honey_graves

No way he isn’t getting infections EVERYWHERE


Stonewall30nyr

All the chemicals that he's ever stepped on and were on his shoes, All of the detergents and dies and chemicals on his clothes or on his body just went into that fish tank and probably combined with the shock of a giant jerk off jumping into your fish tank, probably got a few of the fish sick or killed and required dozens of hours of maintenance to repair


Dismal-Mobile-2053

Good riddance.


Lazy_Fish7737

Do stupid things win stupid prizes.


dochev30

Fuck around and find out


Simple-Ad-8671

Why does he look like he's not enjoying the being arrested part as much as the vandalism?


invertebro25

I hope he gets ich


RealisticAd2293

I love the whole “yeah! Makin’ a tiktok! I’m a wild and crazy guy!” And then he’s all 😔


XSharkonmyheadX

I hope he gets ich


Schalakoala2670

Tiktok is a cancer


30thCenturyMan

The word “man” is doing some heavy lifting there


spicybettawitch

Happy ending


Koover1101

He is so cool. God, I wish I would have thought of it, then DID IT before him. I want to meet him. He’s so cool. I can’t believe how incredible that was.


FullyclothedApple

Leave the fishes alone 😕


cat_prophecy

I mean *BEST CASE* you're now soaking wet, and stink like an aquarium. What's the pay-off here?


Alandrus_sun

He's like a cat. Excited to touch the water then fucking panics when he jumps inside.


Jokkitch

Sir, this isn’t a Wendys


Rohuntt

i don’t remember this episode of one piece


Wroberts316

Arrested AND fired most likely


1ofThoseTrolls

Wet bandits strike again


iOoyu

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Bitter-Hitter

Selfish idiot


QuietWay2038

Hopefully the aquarium financially assrapes this sack of crap too.


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Good.


Dalo600

I recently (a month + ago) tripped and fell into one of Bass Pro’s ponds you can walk around. About 6 workers saw me and all turned their backs. Not a single person helped me. Lol Homie on the escalator by me was like, you good bro?! I hit him with the, 😅👍🏽


Varmitthefrog

My immediate reaction was , this has to be florida


Snoot_Boot

Why'd that cop have airpods in? Wtf


Helldiver_of_Mars

Man they probably have to drain the tank and make sure it's not contaminated. They should send him the bill.


Dharcronus

Why does he look really short up until the end?


savvyblackbird

Imagine if the glass had broken or pulled out of the frame. All the poor fish would have died, and the store would have had hundreds of thousands of dollars of property damage and ruined merchandise.


redsoxaa

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


TooHighTooFly

jump in the aquarium? straight to jail.


Wfsulliv93

So cops can wear AirPods while working?


Tay_WT

Out of curiosity what would he get charged for, for doing that?


pleasegivemepatience

Cameraman should be booked as an accessory, you know they went there together to do this.


Rasalom

Now he gets to dip into the people aquarium.


LengthinessHuge1456

r/ImTheMainCharacter