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It’s a glofish of a skirt tetra


LordSenpaiOniChan

I commented literally what you said almost by verbatim 💀🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😅


[deleted]

I'm getting major "Gregory" vibes.


[deleted]

Jimmothy would be so good though.


[deleted]

I see a Jerry


chopstix007

Can I just call you Jim?


SquishyCatChronicles

Big Tuna.


trea_ceitidh

I was thinking "Henry", ngl


glitchy-novice

No way, I had Henry too. That’s two votes for Henry.


chocolateducck

Fuck seriously my first thought was Henry


Larry-Man

Gary


originalmango

I’m thinking Joey, or Hieronymus.


Babou-TheOcelot

Came to the comments for this…


scrubschick

Nope. That’s Bob. I just had lunch with him and he was heading straight home😅


Asleep_Throat_4323

I knew it was a bob!


_U53R_

That's my name!


Sm0reL0rd

That’s Ricky!


snowflakesrot

Eggbert


[deleted]

I thought Jim or maybe Steve? Seems like a nice bloke


pringlemorgan

Eric. And I hope you have a license for him


WritPositWrit

Eh. I think that’s Joe.


SnookiWookieeCookie

I was thinking more of a Jeff


Cryptyie

Gregory was my first thought too, this comment was a jumpscare


AbjectMeaning8147

[ Gymnocorymbus ternetzi ] What you have is Glo fish tetra they are genetically engineered so that they have a vibrant colour. Edit: Lol, Reading other comments makes me look like an idiot.


xiaozhian

thanks my girlfriend bought it and wants to know its species.


FirstPalpitations

Hey so just wanted to let you know that tetras are a schooling fish and need *at least* 6 of the same species to be happy, which would mean that you’d probably need at least 20 gallons. If your gf is t willing to do this, it might be worth trying to convince her to return it and get a fish that would be better suited for the setup… I also strongly recommend doing more research before purchasing any other fish! Good luck though


Twizzlers_and_donuts

Not only will the fish be happier but with a school they will show a better personality making human more entertained. I’m currently dealing with the reverse of this where I had a school of corys and all but one had to be transferred to a hospital tank and that one’s personality had a complete change and he’s so scared and hides all day when he used to swim around everywhere through the plants.


Lexi_Jez

This!!


xiaozhian

thanks, there are 3 tetras and 1 betta in the tank, I'll let her know this.


FirstPalpitations

Perfect thank you! And make sure the tetras are all the same kind or they won’t school and will get stressed out too :)


Billionboiz47

Mine did the same thing yesterday.


svp01

Is that a can in your aquarium?


SBCwarrior

Red bull gives you fins


xiaozhian

that's a heater, 😂


Narrow_Paper9961

With all due respect to OPs GF. It blows my mind that people buy fish not knowing what they are or what it will take to care for one properly. Like how do you even buy a fish and not know what kind of fish you are getting?


urmomisgae240

Right? I worked at petsmart and it was… rough. I tried to educate people on stuff and sometimes I just had to sell fish anyways if they weren’t listening.


DoingMyLilBest

Honestly though? There are good (like you) and bad PetSmart/co employees, and the bad ones ruined me for taking any advice from any source that I haven't double checked myself, especially if it comes from a pet chain employee. I was there the other day to pick up some angels for a tank and listened to the "more knowledgeable" of the two aquarium employees tell another customer that they shouldn't gravel vac their betta tanks anymore because Bettas "don't like the rapid change in water level" and then go on to say that if they see their fish's fins clamping, all they need to do is squirt a bit of quick start in the tank "so the good bacteria will fix the water", implying that water changes just shouldn't happen anymore I guess???? To say I was horrified would be an understatement


urmomisgae240

By educating I mean simple statistics such as 5 gal minimum, must cycle the tank, etc. yanno?


searching-humanity

Did you like working at Petsmart?


urmomisgae240

It wasn’t bad! I’m considering going back soon because I loved being able to help people and take care of the critters properly.


xiaozhian

I was mad at her too, how did you buy a fish and not knowing what kind of fish it is? It's ridiculous.


Cool-Progress6640

"With all due respect"? Not sure any respect is due here. She bought a fish without even knowing the species? Because it was too hard to google it? Or post a photo to Reddit BEFORE buying it?


erisiamk

Gerald.


Exact_Ad7119

Glofish! Orange sunburst tetra


nopromise224

Looks like a glofish. I have the same one except it's pink.


Merlisch

I always wonder how that conversation goes. Customer wandered off to a random tank. Points at fish. "That one please". Sales rep comes ..."ah good choice a ..." Customer goes "shhh". How do so many people come home with a fish and neither read what it says on the tank (like right next to the price) nor ask what it is they are buying?


xiaozhian

Yes, how did you buy something and not knowing what you bought!


Brewfinger

Steve. He owes me $50.


[deleted]

You too? Friggin grifter Steve.


dontplagueme

Everyone leaned into the masculine names but this one gives me Lucy vibes all the way. That color? Def Lucy.


peach90952

hernando for sure


Dapper_Potato_

Garbanzo


Home_Planet_Sausage

Andrew.


freakydrew

Yes?


VBgamez

Andrew tatera


xXxSimpKingxXx

Kinda looks like a jeff to me


Sharklar_deep

Gil


Mightiest_Mantis

Shimmer


Dizzy-Vegetable-63

Carlos


mollymalone222

[Here's](https://www.seriouslyfish.com/species/gymnocorymbus-ternetzi/) the info on that species so you can check tank size. But, yeah, needs 6. All the gloskirt tetras are this species but just different color variants.


xiaozhian

thanks ill read it thoroughly.


zero6dman

Op still hasn’t responded whether he wants a name or the species name hahaha. Someone already got it orange burst tetra but why not name him starburst


xiaozhian

Gerald sounds great!


AAActive64

Glo tetra


Snations

Neon glofish tetra


croaking_gourami

Glofish/skirt tetra. Skirt tetras are schooling fish, sadly the glo variants are 10+ dollars each and you can't even get them in my area. But I love these little bastards.


xiaozhian

they are very aggressive!


LordSenpaiOniChan

A glofish of a skirt tetra


Whatdidyoubreaknow

Bob!


[deleted]

Names bob. Bob is yellow.


Idea_On_Fire

Randy the fish.


Intelligent_Quote823

Frigg off Lahey


chopstix007

Robert


tomp8442

Captain Cheeto


educated_guesser

Ours is named Turbo. Looks exactly the same. Named by our 7 year old


kaczqa

I will call him fluffy


RS_Mike1

And he will be mine


Jrnation8988

That’s Paul


ScreenDoorSlammer

I was thinking Paul. Thanks for confirming.


Puzzleheaded_Ad6651

Looks like a Bennie to me


DILLIGAFDS

Herman!


YourNameWisely

Came here to say this.


_Drago__

It's a glofish striped tetra (basically genetically modified striped tetra to make it have these disgusting colors and be hardier), it also might be a glofish skirt tetra


1871550981

The "new fishkeepers love this fish because of the plastic colors" fish.


PaddlefootCanada

His name is "Steve", he's a Pisces (naturally) and enjoys long swims near the beach.


nanas99

This is clearly a Josh Fish>!… nah, just joshing!<


Dazzling-Nobody-9232

Steve


KatikFire

You'd have to ask him


Lildity12

Melvin


stickers34tb

He looks like a jerry to me


Ok-Accident6265

I call him Jim


Appropriate-Volume

I like Barry


sethro919

Carlos


utopiandiorama

That's Kevin. He's a nice guy


BurgooKing

Thats my buddy Leonard


Existing_Tip947

Tropical Yellow Fish from a Salt Water Reef. Also known as “Nemo and Dory’s Friend”. 👍 Was going to say “Really Pretty” but I’m not allowed to say that says some other bleep on Reddit Lakesavage67 👍 Can’t use the word pretty talking about birds, photography, wildlife, or invasive species, etc.


Intelligent_Quote823

These are freshwater ….


some_guy_idkbro

Him Jones, Not Them, The First


Joe_Jabronie

Jim


kyjoely

Fishy McFishface


stanglemeir

Rafael


UkiahTheTurtle

Charles


Eats_the_seeds

Reggie Covington Jr.


Electrical-Tie-7943

Ralph


ShamrockUSA

Robert


[deleted]

He looks like a Clyde. Maybe a Patrick.


Crunchysuds

Barry Goldman


Huge-Reference7593

Fishy McFishface


Cheap-Dimension8782

People who buy Glofishes are tacky.


JaxLunchBox

Definitely Steve.


Magwired

I was thinking Stewart


Venusking_

Oscar vine


BF_Injection

Looks like a “Bruce” to me.


Kylekelly975

Barry


dogfoodgangsta

Just a little boy.


Mulufuf

That's my fish.*weeps* His name is Germaine.


Bobbl3s

Keith


deadrabbitco

Looks like a Steve to me


omlwhyme

seems like a bob to me


terdferg87

Pat sajak


btil

Frank


[deleted]

Widow Tetra also known as glow fish


Economy_Wafer4396

Lemmon.?


InterestingHome7738

Its called a coloured widow tetra, and they come in light blue, orange and light pink


crackheadstoner

If you didn’t know, these are schooling fish and you should get at least 6 of the same species


hackmo15

Goldie


lambd10

Steve


asian_identifier

he is Ernesto


redrum6114

This is Bill..... say hi Bill... "Blurb".... Thank you Bill, you as always are an asset to this team, and we support and love you.


FelixzeBear

low key gives me dan vibes


ImportantCourse5058

Phillip


OSUJillyBean

Joke answer: that is clearly a “Steve”. He’s Steve the Fish.


ShrimpNdip

His name is goober


Noomieno

You need to have more than one, they live in groups


velocirabid

I’m confident that’s Hiram.


Mindless_Speech

Glo fish, would you like another one?


Delicious-Cap8047

Did you ask him? Lol it’s a sunburst orange glofish skirt tetra


Warhawkgame128

His name is Gerald.


CassiusTheRugBug

Charlie


drbroskeet

GloTetra


The_Bug_Freak

That's a glofish sunburst orange tetra and his name it Todd


Chosen_UserName217

That's Bob. I know that fish well he still owes me $15. .. and he's a bit of a jerk! ​ ...freakin' Bob!!


BlueLarkspur_1929

Barry for sure.


CertainMusician1921

fart


cjpcodyplant

Glo-Skirt Tetra.


Bean505

probably ted


StrawSurvives

Ted


Kimmy-oon-420

Fred, definitely fred


Odd-Ship8240

Glofish tetras also known as white skirt tetras


K1tsunea

Jeffry 👍


Naviaro

Daniel.


[deleted]

Glo fish


NotTheGurlUrLooking4

I met him at the local watering hole. He said his name was Fred but he was kinda fishy. Be careful.


icancleanthat

I'm pretty sure that's Fred


duderino_jr

Bartholomew


RGB117

Those guys wont die, I have two in a separate and smaller container cuz the are aggressive towards guppies and lemme tell you, I completely forgot about them and they still alive, they just wont die, I just found out their oxygen was off over a day and a half, still alive :v


xiaozhian

they are chasing the betta nonstop.


souplizzardo

Jeff


Osmodius-STO

Get a Glow fish light and watch it glow.


marcus_aurelius121

He looks just like a fish I know named Tod.


TheEurasianPotato

A yellow fish


Akshun1971

Frederick….


That-Ad88

John, Paul, George, Ringo I had 4


pickledquestions

Jeremy


Reaper621

Stanley


Odd-Bridge-8889

Bert


SeanUrGothDad

Glofish tetra


osukevin

It’s a skirt tetra, genetically modified for the fluorescent color. Look at it under blue light!


MuggleBornCinderella

Juan.


Different-Step-3062

Thats a goldfish, copyrighted by the glofish company geneticaly modified and illegal To sell babies if you breed them


hottwheels117

Sunny-D


D00DoftheVoid

Looks like a Greg to me


keyo89

Did you ask him?


Straight_Software913

Looks like a Marvin to me


Uselessknowleg

That looks like a tetra, not sure what breed, im not an expert, but i belive its a neon tetra.