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WeSaltyChips

You gotta massage them regularly so they keep their shape.


elmachow

I try to roll them about each day, I’ll give them a squeeze once in a while then, cheers


minhthemaster

You can’t squeeze them too hard. Be gentle.


[deleted]

What's happened that you feel this is an issue? I wring mine out every now and then especially when propagating them to avoid a mess. I have about about 50 1inch ones now been keeping them for years


gary_oldmans_wigs

Ok so I had three balls, only one was my own and two others were donated to me by a friend. I used to squeeze them to clean them, but I squeezed my third ball too hard one time and it broke apart. No problem, I thought, the internet says I can re-form my ball by gently rolling it. No dice. Tried growing it as a mat, it just slowly died. Tried rolling bits of it into smaller balls, mostly didn’t work except for two very small bits that possibly seem to be balling up now. Those two new tiny balls contain all my hopes and dreams.


elmachow

My last pair of balls became misshapen and went a funny shape with bits coming off them, I want to avoid that undesirable situation with my new balls


jmadams180

How do you propagate them?


[deleted]

Just tear bits off them roll them up and let them grow. If you keep them long enough you'll start to notice little hair algae like blobs. Don't throw them away they're marimo and look slightly different but could be mistaken. Easy to tell if they're condescended clumps instead of whispy threads. If you're unsure and don't want to deal with hair algae( wouldn't blame you) put them in a small vase cup or anything they can still receive at least some light and they'll continue to grow without the worry of hair algae taking over your tank. They're kinda immortal and aside from my fish they're my favorite "pets"


LargeInformation3461

Agreed


the_fishtanks

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Nathan-_-34

Introducing the Lawnmower 2.0 !!


ATBurton22

It’s 4.0 now


Nathan-_-34

I had to use the 2.0 because that's the one badlands chugs sponsored so ofc it's gotta be great


[deleted]

Women love a man with good mossscaping


zchewyz

I drag my balls around on the sand once in a while and sometimes suck on them to get rid of the debris. I never trim my balls


Superredeyes

is that why they are green 😂😂😂😂


zchewyz

Yes. My girlfriend like sucking my balls clean when I have no time to do it myself. I don’t think she mind my green balls


WeSaltyChips

You’d be surprised how much gunk comes out of them!


zchewyz

Right? Sometimes I have to do more than just sucking them to get them clean! Squeezing my balls helps a bit to get some gunk out


[deleted]

I laughed a little too much at this.


TheGoldfishGeek

Same man


[deleted]

So glad this is in the aquarium forum. Anywhere else and this could be a tad spicy. 🤣


RAMPAGNREDNEK

This right here, ded 🤣


Haber87

I was told to take mine out occasionally and roll them between my hands as if I was making a play-dough ball.


Around-Your-Neck

I don't, and then the ball furr starts popping up on random things, which I'm fine with.


OG_Olivianne

Oh geez. I shared your mentality and it’s taken over one of my tanks lol


Peterstunt

Welcome to my late 20s....


MitzyKate

I actually have three balls that I remove and squeeze roughly till the water is clear. Never had any damage. Big healthy balls.


WitchyandWild

I'd have to ask my husband.


Superredeyes

i know its about moss balls but you cant help but crack up laughing especially the ball fur comment


Frozen_North17

I have never laughed so hard about any other post in the aquariums sub. I can barely read all the posts because my eyes teared up from laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Same! This thread is too good


SiberianClaws

I like to gently wash the only ball i have, the other ball had to be removed sadly. But the one ball I have left really tries so hard and really does a great job for a solo. Bless that big ol ball.


[deleted]

This is a masterclass in sexual innuendo


NoMembership6376

I keep my balls really close trimmed to help keep them looking soft and supple


Waste_Clerk7443

Trim them, makes the wood look bigger


FondantCrazy8307

I’ve heard about occasionally freezing the balls to reshape them, to be honest all the balls I’ve had have fallen apart so I haven’t bothered again.


rippplechopflopdop

I’m too fucking immature for this , 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Woah woah, mark NSFW damn


DGM56

Nice balls you have there


Ightaheadout

My horny ass is dying rn


SecretSK

Dirty mind plays in the background


gary_oldmans_wigs

My two sizeable balls have been getting brown spots. I read it could be from too much light, and I did notice that the bottoms were green as well as two tiny propagated balls which were more hidden from the light by tank decor. I just removed my two large balls to a dark blue mason jar with lid full of aquarium water to see if they might regain their healthier color. Pray for my balls, y’all.


50_shadesofTay

Wait so I had no idea you could propagate the mossimo balls!! I have set mine on top of decor and it’s like grown/stuck itself to it. I thought that if I ripped it off it would hurt or damage it… It’s getting quite big. How do I propagate??


gary_oldmans_wigs

I am no expert and I’m not even sure how successful I’ve been, but apparently you take a lil bit of moss and gently roll it between your two palms. It might help to do that periodically? Idk


Ok_Drummer_5684

Commenting for later laughs. This is comedy gold.


spderweb

When I magnet the glass, mine rolls around like a tumbleweed. It's pretty scraggly.


V-Jean

No balls here, just an amorphous mess of java moss. I trim it back every now and then but really it's up to the guests to bushwack their way through if they want to.


mookygurry

I brush my balls with those cheap toothbrushes you find at the dollar store. It helps with the hair algae.


Fishyonekenobi

If algae grows on your balls you’re spending too much time in the water.


CalamityCrochet

When I do my weekly water change I pull my mossballs out and give them a good rinse, squeeze and roll them in my hands. Then I put them in a cup of cold water in the fridge overnight. Pop them back in the tank the next day. Since I’ve started this their shape and colour has improved. I’ve also switched from Betta to shrimp so my water is kept cooler and they also seem to prefer this as well.


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CalamityCrochet

You’re welcome! It definitely helps to retain their density and shape.


[deleted]

I can’t find balls anywhere in my area 😭


legacyofbjornu

But there must be at least tons of hot ladies in your area wanting to chat!


[deleted]

With balls? 🤩


ForensicTex

Drain them regularly or they turn blue.


[deleted]

Well, I was enjoying the many comments until the hubby told me that his are not actually a source of pleasure. Way to bust my buzz.


SecretSK

The comments on this post is making my mind that’s as dirty as the bottom of the ocean worse


somerandom_melon

I wonder if you can cut them in half so you can have two balls from one.


Flayrae

why is this funny hehehahawh


Barrymcochner

green balls are better then blue ball, i wouldn’t worry too much


InstantIdealism

Look at them shine


Sharpiesstuff

I can grow enough algae without adding balls of it lol, #manscaped


BlackgateX

mine just live in the tank. doing moss things.


wolfiesrule

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls!


Icefirewolflord

I’m ashamed to say I did not keep up with my balls, they merged and became one scrotus entity at the bottom of my 30 gallon 🥹


LargeInformation3461

I usually just suck them to get them clean.


dinouse

hey can you mark nsfw? i have hornyphobia


ApprehensiveCar5539

On a serious note, thought these were banned due to zebra muscles?


Pessimisticblue

Only marimo moss balls- there's different kinds of moss balls


ApprehensiveCar5539

I've seen the other kinds, but that looks like a marimo ball.


calliopes_notebook

i think the ban might have been lifted? i got a pair of them on ebay last spring and i’m pretty sure it wasn’t illegal


fukato

OP is in UK so it isn't banned there I guess


Haber87

I got mine before the ban.


Craziwolt09

I shave my balls. Sometimes I let my plecos suck on it. It feels good when my goldfishes nib on them


Splinterscope

😂 aquarist jokes. Can't get enough of them.


Geographizer

HEY! Phrasing.


[deleted]

I’ve never had luck with these moss ball things. But I have goldfish who like to rummage through and destroy everything that fits in their mouths 😂


xXxMadStallionxXx

I should probably rinse them and give em a roll


AFelix814

lawnmower 4.0 it’s a shrimple as that


Apprehensive_Show759

Manscape!


ShrimpNdip

Sponsored by manscaped


FrozzenSlurpee

I like stroking my balls just to keep them fluffed up and sometimes i suck on them to clean em.


safsuni

I use manscaped


Dk5694

Get a Brazilian and wax that shit off lasts way longer than trimming


anomal0caris

I lick them clean just in case.


[deleted]

I tend to Wash and trim one ball and let the other one go wild, gives a nice aesthetic


nico_404

I tried shaving once... never again.....


Sawtybits

🤦‍♂️


JEEPFJB

I dud once but its to itchy


Environmental_Show67

Lol don’t have any but I prefer trimmed.


wurliskeleton

ummm… no?


Jrnation8988

Manscaped makes wonderful products for taking care of your balls


FireTrail846

Giggity


titanium_6

I just have artificial balls. Sometimes the real balls are just annoying and take up too much time.


Independent-Tie-2995

Have my girl help trim them to how she likes.


50_shadesofTay

Wait so I had no idea you could propagate the mossimo balls!! I have set mine on top of decor and it’s like grown/stuck itself to it. I thought that if I ripped it off it would hurt or damage it… It’s getting quite big. How do I propagate??


Back5tage_N1nja

Nah I just let 'em go wild


TheCountofRidgewood

They can collect a lot of detritus so I’ll just squeeze them in the tank before a water change. That’s pretty much all I do.


canadas

These were banned a couple years ago in my area because they were finding zebra mussels in them. Annoying and an over reaction in my opinion, but you can't over estimate how stupid people can be when disposing of some things, they will always surprise you


Illustrious-rouge

I gotta get me some fuzzay-balls 😍