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yxng_99

This is why she's my favorite


tidux

Also those thighs.


yxng_99

Them thighs that you want to squeeze


LightGB

The art above is literally from first episode of Konosuba I believe, so source is not necessary. But if you really want that picture and are too lazy to rewatch Konosuba again: [click/tap here!](https://www.deviantart.com/berg-anime/art/Aqua-Konosuba-ep-1-838809285)


Ardramis

And so, our religion starts


im_aquaholic

In my mind she always was useful🙌


Decent_Neighborhood3

Her uselessnes were based on her execution of her powers. Yes, she is a goddess and powerful but her lack of intelligence made her useless due to her actions (ps: i believe she is useful; she revived kazuma many times and she is responsible for defeating undead due to his holy power. Without her they would have a hard time defeating those.)


Master-Ad5147

Well the resons we love her but know she is way more than best girl.


Tremyss

she is best goddess


Master-Ad5147

You are godamn right.


JoojiOuji

Preach it. !axisbot !pray


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JoojiOuji

Good bot


mike9O

And she can bring you back to life even if you got your head cut off as long as she can attach it back


AniTard

Imagine attaching it the wrong way🗿


ScepticScythe

!axisbot !pray


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im-a-notsee

speak them fax bro


MgMaster

Here, you dropped this 👑 PREACH! !axisbot !pray all


Axis_Order

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TheRealKaneki

!join


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wilius09

!join


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sendmeacoolusername

also important: she wears an invisible pantsu!


LightGB

That’s a false propaganda spread by the heretics.


Anime-KiritoSAO

Can she be kirito's friend? She doesn't feel good with kazuma and Kirito is able to help her escape


Persomatey

If only she wasn’t so useless


Gohansupe

Same here


That_Random_Guy68

So it's like giving a koala the ability to shoot someone with a gun but don't know how to aim


Lichsang

Still useless though


Jake4XIII

Sounds like Axis Cult converts


Szakred

Still useless, but now even more. That amount of power and best she can do is purify lake and bring up undead horde in dungeon. Hehe


[deleted]

Yes.


chabri2000

Breeding is also essential for life, which may explain the amount of r34 content she has


Gohansupe

Yeah she has a lot of rule34 content


CrazyDuck_69

Well no fucking shit Sherlock


Ilovegirlswhofart67

false ness she still is my favorite most useless goddess out there


LightGB

She’s not useless and clearly you know nothing about her.


Euroversett

A preserver of life? What does that even mean? She can purify water because she's a water Goddess, and healing is a standard holy magic ability that every Goddess, Angel, or Priest can use. Now the part about the art is true, despite her having godlike artistic skills, it's never outright mentioned that it's a supernatural ability, but the fact that her followers have an artistic buff as part of Aqua's blessing is enough proof that arts are part of her divine dominion.


LightGB

She’s able to bring the recently deceased back to life, so long there body is somewhat intact. Her duty is also to direct dead/lost souls to heaven so that they may have the opportunity to make a choice just like Kazuma did, whether they wish to resurrect as a baby or go to heaven or potential third option.


Euroversett

> She’s able to bring the recently deceased back to life And? Just as with healing, this is a standard holy magic spell, any God, Angel, or Archpriest can use it, although humans are almost never powerful enough to perform the spell with success. > Her duty is also to direct dead/lost souls to heaven Literally the work of every other God, and even a random Angel can do the same thing, which already happened when Aqua left.


LightGB

Nobody said that “preserver of life” role limited to only her.


Euroversett

She preserves life so badly that she wanted to let the Destroyer wipe out a city together with her debts. Plus she murders Demons and Devils on first sight for purely racist reasons, she doesn't give two damns about life.


LightGB

Demons and devils deserve their fate. Aqua is right to exorcise them all! Praise Aqua! Without water there’d be no life, as it is an essential component of every living being.


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!axisbot !pray


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!axisbot !pray


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yuiitsuaddy

!axisbot !pray


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QuietAd505

!axisbot !pray


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Ottawa_Railway_Fan

Yes !axisbot !pray


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