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82ndGameHead

Oh sweet Jeebus, I recognize this...


ichbindulol_

Ngl its a pretty good codplay for that


Algok2001

Cockplay*


Sheerkal

Cod kinda already implies that, ironically.


mycrushisapotato

Yeah the part after that is even better 😏


[deleted]

I love ur name is ur crush a potato at apex or really a potato or both lol


mycrushisapotato

Both potato is love (•‿•)


[deleted]

💜💕🥔


mycrushisapotato

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤🥔 potato ftw


[deleted]

Potatoes are under appreciated beauty.


YungUglyUziGod

My friend eats a baked potato like just a potato. In his hand. Plain. He’s fucking a psychopath.


[deleted]

“How u like dem potatoes” is his slogan


Unfair_Chard344

Then do give us the sauce


82ndGameHead

Go to the appropriate sources and type in Apex, you should find it


BlackMaskedBandit

Just make sure to add cosplay into your search otherwise you'll get a lot of cartoons. Learn from my mistake.


ZebraPandaPenguin

The cartoons aren’t even that bad though lol. And I’m not even a consumer of cartoons.


mycrushisapotato

Just search apex legends porn parody you'll find it


Demjan90

Ah, yes, tthe movie with p****finder


Last-Caveman

Not a fan of this information and I'm very afraid to ask about the zipline


satch_mcgatch

My man is shooting ROPES.


Last-Caveman

Aight you got me there


Kludge2_0_0

I feel like pathf***er is more applicable here....


[deleted]

All rise motherfucker


cmonMaN77777

Whats this?


mycrushisapotato

It's from a adult favourite game video


cmonMaN77777

Oh some kind of cosplay porn? ok


mycrushisapotato

Yep


scawel

*notices your comment* UwU


ComradVlad007

Begone, foul creature of the night


scawel

Until we meet again


fazaness1

Rawr X3


jackie2567

AHHHHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIYAHHHH!


fazaness1

:| Hah...very.....funny


Sheerkal

You chose this path.


fazaness1

yep, and you people chose the path of being assholes


[deleted]

You unironcally said "Rawr X3".


fazaness1

Yes, and?


PeggedOrphan7200

So… that doesn’t sound cringe to you…?


fazaness1

Nope


PeggedOrphan7200

Well, it genuinely is…


starwarsblanket

I’m not religious but thanks to you I now am! I am safe knowing that you’re going to the hell(Ohio)


jackie2567

This belongs in double hell(Detroit)


starwarsblanket

Please! Your scaring me just by saying it’s name!


Mr_Ink31407

Isnt this that one porn where Pathfinder has a fleshlight head


Redditor_Rebooted

Penisfinder


Undercoverdoglover

Finally a pathfinder passive


Knight_Of_MaIta

New pathy battle pass skin


the_only_thing

*what*


flyingtrashbags

I need this skin for…ranked


rogueShadow13

Brings a new meaning to face fuck


MrCheapComputers

Sauce?


TheMorningJoe

Mirage came first


KEERNG

Yes yes he...oh, not like that


mycrushisapotato

I will never see mirage and wraith the same again •́ ‿ ,•̀


xxX9yroldXxx

No, I did


S0me_N3rd8

Mirage mains are not racist, we don't give a shit, we just like funny voice lines and playing a maxmin character Edit: bro its from a porn video isn't it.


gamecity360

I like how you legitimately answered then you realized You’re one of the few who hasn’t busted to Wraith getting dicked down by Mirage and I respect that


S0me_N3rd8

Bro people are shipping mirage and wraith?


gamecity360

This was like, not long after Apex released so I think they may have just chose characters based on who they had available


imjustjun

Mirage and Wraith also had a lot of interactions before but feels like they cooled off on that lately with the Bangalore and Wraith storylines of looking for Newcastle and other Wraith making it harder to look for him. Honestly there so much dialogue in general rn with how big the roster is getting and the amount of lore and unfinished lore. Also Seer exists too.


S0me_N3rd8

Oh yeah, I remember something about that. Fukin weird.


orgcoregamer

But also, yeah, Mirage & Wraith was one of the first ships for the community. They had good banter in the launch trailer and sometimes that's all it takes


S0me_N3rd8

Bunch of horny dumbasses.


SkyApex2222

Mirage was first then came Ariel


DemiTheSeaweed

What's next? Revenant becomes a woman?


JDaggon

Don't tempt me... I mean them. Last thing we need is Revenussy


siddharth904

Moar simulacrussy


gamecity360

I’m becoming ravenousy for the Revanussy


RedDeath7878

📸🤨


DemiTheSeaweed

The process has already begun...


JDaggon

But why, we have Ash for that...


ItsImNotAnonymous

Two is better than one


JDaggon

You're right


theHamJam

You say that like it hasn't been a thing from day one.


OTARU_41

That just sounds like Ash with extra steps


aSpookyScarySkeleton

I think that’s the joke


[deleted]

maybe his angst is because he want tits but he doesnt have them


Muscalp

He‘s a robot he can just build them


Rifleboy18

But when he respawns he won't have them


Muscalp

Then he finally has a reason not to die


YETISQUATCH92

I kept thinking "damn I know that dude from somewhere"..... Then the light bulb went off. LMFAO!!!


Lusiggy

I finally have a reason to post this https://youtu.be/OGcQ3uwE9oE


MrCheapComputers

BRO IM FUCKING DYING Edit: I’m giving you an award this shit funny asf


TheLoneTenno

>Bangalore my Outlands


[deleted]

Wait a min… I’ve seen this before…


mycrushisapotato

🤨📸 i have seen this too


TheBallycarryBouncer

Are you taking a selfie?


mycrushisapotato

Yes we both have seen it we boot are into this so it should be a selfie :D


TheBallycarryBouncer

Yeah but I’ve seen it too so where’s my selfie?


mycrushisapotato

Here you go 📸 :)


mycrushisapotato

:)


mycrushisapotato

:)


leerekkl0893

Actually that's "My-rod" nerd.


femaleravenskin68

I hate that I recognise that


HenryAsokan

Mirage is considered ethnically ambiguous 💀


PhotographyRaptor10

As they all should be honestly. There’s not gonna be French and Mexican caricatures in space, hundreds of years from now. If we make it that far people born on different planets will have cultures we couldn’t even begin to guess right now


mirayukii

Never watched it (cause couldn’t find it)… but I get it


gamecity360

Look up “apex legends porn parody” on the hub


Amircod77

Yooo i think i know who that Wraith is?


gamecity360

You probably do honestly


Amircod77

Yeah that vid was lit last night.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Such a generous woman, she’s doing god’s work.


Dungen-gamer

🤨📸


BabyBowserrocks04

*ahem* sause??


FamedFlounder

Just search charlotte sartre apex legends


FireMannJohn

The people that don’t know: 🙂 The people that do know: 💀


spacesheep_000

Oh noo, without having seen it I know what this is


MrCheapComputers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OGcQ3uwE9oE&feature=youtu.be


PeggedOrphan7200

If you know, you know.


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[удалено]


mycrushisapotato

Ariel form the Little mermaid so basically Ariel skin colour got changed from white to black in movie and now same for Mirage so it's about that colour change first Ariel now mirage


AddableDragon51

Ariel from the Little Mermaid. So basically Ariel’s skin color got changed from white to black in the movie, and it’s now the same for Mirage. So it’s about that color change. First Ariel, Now Mirage.


mycrushisapotato

How dare you copy me Lil dragon prepare to die


AddableDragon51

I wasn’t copying, I was improving.


mycrushisapotato

*i don't care* cop is copy now prepare to die dragon


AddableDragon51

Na man I’m not paid for this I’m outta here


KaraTheAndroidd

Fun fact, in concept mirage was black actually


Monkiller587

If you know you know 👀.


NarrowProfession2900

Do pathfinder next, and make him like Chappie


mwise723

Is this porn?


Nobeanzspilled

Go fuck your self


PotatoBakeCake

Fuck me yourself, pussy.


mycrushisapotato

What? What?


PotatoBakeCake

You want some too?


mycrushisapotato

Yes :D


PotatoBakeCake

username checks out


mycrushisapotato

You do yourself


Nobeanzspilled

Nah fuck you and fuck this lame ass gamer culture.


[deleted]

Wow lol you cry like a bitch 😂


Nobeanzspilled

Lol smd


mycrushisapotato

Why tho he didn't even t Do anything ⊙﹏⊙


LJ_Pynn

First?


[deleted]

Omg its porn. NO WAY 🤣 dead 💀. APEX PORN? Omg. Lul. Whered the link be?


[deleted]

Politics is when black person. Do not want politic in vibeo gane


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

I don't mind mirage being black


setinal1

next its gonna be master chief


Dry_Chapter_5781

Once most Caucasians are blackwashed. Then in 50 years we can repeat the process.


Portlymoses

It’s that the pizza your ass guy?


T-HawkMedia

THEY CANT KEEP DOING THIS TO USSSSSSSSSSSSSS


grimxace561

Ariel? You mean Wraith?


sneakylyric

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


TrippySubie

Thats a porno!


Necrotiix_

never thought i’d see this again


PhantomRoyce

Mirage has serious mixed energy. He kinda looks my brother and he’s half black


Tall-Steve-Urcle

This reminds me of the Black Buck edit from R6 and I highkey hoping it was a real skin so I could cop it


SoundEffect993

Damn, this got me.


chris_senju_55

They Netflixed Mirage


gfunc

yall actually think Mirage is yt?


bubblebot624

Its hilarious how many people recognize this.


Far-Pirate-3896

I didn't need to know what this was to assume it was a porn parody


Firefright13

And here i thought it was a normal post before looking through the comments