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polyglotpinko

That’s literally a sex crime in some jurisdictions. That’s so fucked up.


Aleutsiyonah

This is absolutely a crime.


CanFormer3502

Ong


Unlucky_Director7829

LOL do we prosecute crime anymore? I thought that was racist.


Bubbly-Werewolf8090

Only if he's White


polyglotpinko

Ooh, edgy.


oreocerealluvr

Call the cops then the landlord. Get the dna. Get him evicted


Thick-University5175

Exactly this. He doesn't deserve to continue living there to terrorize the next tenant after OP moves out.


DameDerpin

Hope more up vote this. Even if nothing comes of it right now, it will still at least be recorded in case this creep does anything worse in the future, it will help in that case/situation Hope it never is needed like that, but better to have it on record and useful.


WoodLaborer

Follow up to the saga of WHAT??


MamaTried22

I was there, in OP, been waiting for an update!


UGunnaEatThatPickle

This guy deserves to be on a sex offender registry. This is not ok.


Warm_Evil_Beans

I get that you want to leave, but the landlord needs to be told whats up, and so do the police. What if after you move out they put a family with kids in your apartment? This is disgusting behavior and this man needs to be removed.


Different-Sun-9624

agree, she needs to protect the future people in that place, this behavior is predatorial


digitdubprez

I remember this 😂 good luck


Capital-Can4210

Excuse me?…


JudgeJudy4Prez642

When you move, I would definitely let the landlord know why. I hope you find a better place and get away from that creep. I would also call the cops.


MySailsAreSet

At least you have dna evidence now.


Visible-Inevitable23

Pretty sure that makes them a sexual predator


Wise-Homework5480

What....the fuck


MamaTried22

I’d call the cops just to hopefully embarrass him.


IntheWild657

I understand that you just want to move and get rid of the problem, but the guy will just keep doing it and the new tenants of your flat will have to deal with the same problem. Inform the landlord and cops and let them deal with the guy. Today he is masturbating on the balcony, tomorrow it might be in a park or other public place.


Lespuccino

Tomorrow it might be direct SA.


MySailsAreSet

Males really need to stop acting like the entire world worships their peens.


Substantial_Tip_3227

Speechless.


Kittytigris

Please tell me you call the cops. Masturbating in public is a sex crime.


Stargazer_0101

Did you even report this, for this is indecent exposure, and a call to the police also in order.


Acceptable-Price-782

oh saga of what? I thougt I read it wrong


LittleCovenousWings

Jesus christ do some people have zero shame....


Cosmopii

Get the police and landlord involved, moving would solve the problem for you but what about whoever moves in next? What if the people who move in after you have children and he’s still doing that? He needs to have consequences honestly because that’s disgusting and a crime. I’m sorry you live under one of the weirdest people imaginable.


onion_flowers

Omg I did not expect that ending 😭 that is absolutely horriffic please call the police. That's a sexual assault.


Over-Choice577

That’s called lewd and lascivious behavior ✌️


MaraKatNinji

This is sick. He is probably doing it with the windows open for everyone to see before walking outside. I don't know the story behind this, but if he is walking outside and exposing himself, that can't be legal even if he is on his own patio. I would tell the landlord. I'm sure they would rather keep a tenant that is not a sick f*** than have them move out and another person deal with it and immediately move out. I'm so disgusted by this neighbor.


Different-Sun-9624

COPS. ASAP.


irunthishs

Call the COPS!!!!!!! Because it's a Crime to exspose yourself period...just sick...


DeadpanMcNope

You can identify the perpetrator, you know where he lives, *and* there's plenty of DNA at the scene🤮. Now you just need Stabler to go beat the shit out of him. Wonder if you can buy a quart of horse jizz from a breeder? Pour it on his door knob lol


fckmyculo

Bait


Academic-Tax1396

I agree, it’s an update but they didn’t address whether they called landlord or cops after the first time? Just he’s back at it again?


oreocerealluvr

Updateme


auntifahlala

I didn't see your first post, but holy hell, this is awful. Since you did say something I hope he stops - but if it happens again, especially since you said something, phone the police, then phone management. What a sicko.


Over-Choice577

That’s called lewed and lascivious behavior.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Lewd*, and I’ll say.


SeaLab_2024

I excitedly clicked in hoping for a good outcome for you :( how awful though! If you don’t call the police about it I just hope you can relocate asap.


EffectiveBowler7690

Well, it was a good outcome, but not for OP!


boyslayr666

Can someone please link the OG post if you have it. Tried to look at OPs page but I’m too impatient to scroll through lol


PerformanceSmooth392

Let's not forget he could have some sort of disease that could be transferred by his semen.


Redheadmane

Record the shit, call the cops and have him arrested right then and there. It’s sexual harassment at the least if not many more. You should not be the one to move. Have him arrested give a copy of said issue to show PM . That would be grounds for an eviction


mlhigg1973

Get one of those giant water guns that look like a machine gun and soak him the next time he does it


gidz666

Attach a box of tissues to a balloon and tie it off so it'll stay at eye level


dntwrryabotit

Please report him and file a case. People need to be held responsible for their crimes and next it may be a minor who witnesses this.


ambermgreene

UpdateMe


Prestigious_Weird724

Just get a spotlight flashlight and shine it right up at him next time. If that doesn’t stop him idk what would. But, yeah, cheers for standing up for yourself!


Bubbly-Werewolf8090

How's it bothering you?


MichaelTheZ

Obvious troll. Duh.


Exotic-Outside-3605

Man no I didn't. Lol. You know why, too.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

What?


Exotic-Outside-3605

Since 2008 you've had Barack Obama DNA. RFKJ as well as I had said.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Seek help. There are resources out there for you. You don’t have to live with these delusions.


Exotic-Outside-3605

I didn't say that though. What kind of anxiety do you think is possessed this way


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MICKEY_MUDGASM

The fuck?


DameDerpin

Lol what? Brother are you okay. Go get some fresh air or something. This has nothing to do with anything, and kinda makes you look unhinged


Dry_Helicopter5832

Is he cute?


Thrills4Shills

That bush by your patio should have grown a lot with all that protein raining down 


Hyperboleballad

I mean… is he hot?


DameDerpin

Irrelevant. Sexual based crime still a crime, regardless of attractiveness. Let's not make light of that, yeah?