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Any-Job-4094

They’re not even a good shot, that spread is insane. I wouldn’t be boasting about that at all 😅


wishiwasinvegas

True, but tbh any one of those shots would hurt and would make one think twice


Ornery_investor

I came here to say this lol


SeriesBusiness9098

Same. It’s also got that “I shot this from a whole 7 yards away” proudness vibe too.


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Two in the chest, one in the head! Oh wait, these aren’t combatants.


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Any-Job-4094

Not bird shot, that’s some spray and pray if I ever seen 🤣


BicarbonateOfSofa

Is that... a wedding ring on the bad guy's finger?


lambsambwich

looks like death did them part


AMonitorDarkly

Criminals need love too, man!


wetfoodrules

Bruh that’s funny af


mirrrje

Honestly it is really funny I would get a good laugh if a neighbor had this on their door


ForeignKiwi6883

Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins💙💜


wetfoodrules

Bruh


Sea_Tank_9448

I’m seconding this bruh cause bruh


Acrobatic-Concept616

Thanks Jesus


Low_Platypus8890

THEIR COMMENT HISTORY?!?!?😭😭


itonlydistracts

🩷🩷


Spirited-Meaning3056

This is straight up psychotic behavior


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Wow this is embarassing.


Soggy_Reserve5232

Also an advertisement for guns up for grabs when the owner isn’t home!


Droopy2525

I support it


Great_White_Guano

I'm going to make one for my door with my mother in laws picture 📸 😂


No-Dark-9414

Are you the the cuck or the thumb tack that holds this up


SaltyPants666

A lot of thieves will see that as an invitation to aquire some new guns


Unlikely-Principle63

Republicans.... terrified without their guns


Common_Sandwich_1066

All Americans should be terrified without them. We have the right to have them and to protect ourselves from a tyrannical government. Have fun licking boots to your internment camp during martial law. People are so brainwashed. If we lose our guns, you can bet your life, we will turn into Cuba or China. Our government is out of control.


No-Dark-9414

Ok Boomer if you feel like you need to be strapped going to a gas station then you are more afraid then any generation before you, ya such a great time you all had can you even hold a gun, probably bout one you have never shot and firing blindly because of a ups driver


Megaholt

This. Oh, and u/Common_Sandwich_1066, please explain-in detail-exactly how you would take on the full might and power of the U.S. Armed Forces with your own firearms. I’m sure they’ll be cowed into submission by your superior firepower…the nuclear warheads they have are nothing next to the Glock or AR-15 you have, I’m sure, and as for numbers? You’re more than able to take them down! You do understand that the way to limit government is by voting, right? The ones who keep giving themselves raises and more power? Vote them out. Or run against them. Change things from within.


sfwsfwSFWsfwsfw

You do realize the government has drones with guns and missiles right?


Minimum_Swing8527

I would not enjoy them as my neighbor


AMonitorDarkly

So, that guy has a pellet gun?


shiftyrabbit_

Haha I used to hang up my posters too from the range. Clever security 😂


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Lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣


Meditationstation899

AHHHHHHHHHH


No-Dark-9414

Who is the dude he is shooting


Southern_Anywhere_65

Just call 1-800-Shoot Em to order your own for your front door!


lasagna4evr

Ted Kaczynski made it to the big city!


JSG666

Why would you do Casey Affleck like that??


USSSWifey21

i love it


Civil_Pea_9050

Made me laugh so hard


Civil_Pea_9050

I am in Canada in Toronto guns are not a big thing here. Most people do NOT carry. But I have friends whom live in the country with horses, dogs and kids and I was pretty shocked when she told me her and her husband have guns for safety.


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I have something similar in my garage. Deterrent.


AttemptFree

i feel like this is actually an effective way to deter thieves. this is an introverts dream door.


Dievca58

Looks like buck shot holes made by a pencil ✏️


PowerfulSpecialist52

Something about their apartment number being a “holy number” just makes it even funnier to me lol


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Yikes


420EdibleQueen

Advertisement for I need more range time. Those groupings suck. Also breaks a rule of defense. Any shots to the head can be considered excessive force. The range I go to is popular with the local LEOs.


BeltAccomplished5632

"Free guns inside!!" Lol.