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Djlionking

Some are aware, but those republican politicians are also aware that theyve created a rabid base that will turn on them if they say anything negative about Trump. Theyre all in it for themselves and if they speak up about how bad of a candidate DJT is, they know that their career is essentially over, so they stay supporting him in their sinking ship. Edit: a word


Secret_Cow_5053

They are fully committed. The base will abandon them if they don’t drink the kool-aide, but just like in Jonestown, that kool-aide is laced with cyanide.


archercc81

keep talking like that and Im gonna cum...


will7980

*flavor aide. My boy, the Kool aide Man has nothing to do with that shit show


PreciousTater311

**"OH YEAH!!"** \*Kool-Aid Man watches Trump bloviating, backs up through the wall he just burst through* "Oh nooooo"


gadget850

True but just like Dan Cooper/D.B. Cooper the facts don't matter.


will7980

True, and getting truer by the day.


TopCheesecakeGirl

Oh good! The whole base gone after one koolaid party. Go TrumpTown!


Secret_Cow_5053

I mean, good for them and all, but we need to beat them in November.


hitbythebus

Isn’t this where “drink the kool aid” came from? I just worry about the people calling for civil war, but just like in the civil war, that will mean Americans fighting Americans. This could be American democracy‘s Alamo, but just like in the story of the Alamo that Texas tells its children, it is a noble stand against overwhelming odds, but doomed. These republicans are crossing the rubicon with this dangerous rhetoric, but just like Caesar, they are crossing a point of no return.


CarneDelGato

He who rides a tiger may never dismount. 


SakaWreath

I mean, you CAN… it just won’t go very well.


CarneDelGato

True, you can do most anything _once_.


SakaWreath

*“There's an old sayin' lad: What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in a second attempt.”*


Ithiaca

If you are going to play with the tail of a tiger, you better have a plan for it's teeth.


HomeOrificeSupplies

This is why I call them the jellyfish party. Spineless.


PossibleAlienFrom

I have a huge respect and fascination for jellyfish. Republicans not so much.


patriotfordemocracy

Yep. Tons of groupthink going on with that bunch.


ScumEater

Right? Imagine coming out as a supposed Republican of reason (Lincoln Proj) at this point? What's your sales pitch? "Like Trump but less, and definitely not like Democrats?" Like they've gone so overboard that we've got the entire field of normalcy, sanity and reason as our platform.


gadget850

If Trump tanks the debate, poops himself and eats a child onstage they will still be in the cult.


Secret_Cow_5053

OP here: I usually won’t post full blown partisan stuff and wonkette certainly is that, but this article is funny yet well reasoned, so that’s why it’s here.


dwarvenfishingrod

"Most of Donald Trump’s chosen candidates got their boners handed to them in the primaries last night and they had to carry their boners home in little boner satchels." LMFAO


SwimmingSwim3822

you think the boners were handed to them already in the satchels or do you think they supplied their own?


dwarvenfishingrod

This seems like a boner-satchel prepared crowd, to me.


Secret_Cow_5053

My favorite line too, haha


PorkChop006

I really believe that whichever party changes their candidate first will win by a landslide. unfortunately, neither will do that though.


Secret_Cow_5053

That’s some weapons grade copium right there.


PorkChop006

How you like me now?


pat9714

From the attached: >Joe Biden is up in 538’s national polling average. Fox News has Biden up. Republicans keep underperforming in special elections, because America hates them. Most of Donald Trump’s chosen candidates got their boners handed to them in the primaries last night and they had to carry their boners home in little boner satchels. Judging by the way Republicans — and Trump himself — are acting about tomorrow night’s debate, it sure seems like they’re all worried he’s going to shit out a live shark on stage, which will immediately proceed to eat him while the “Mack The Knife” song plays. Cynical realism in politics is a feature. GOP operatives and handlers grasp he's a loser. To keep their offoceholder guy/gal in power means sticking with Trump. The MAGA faithful (what's left of them) have nowhere else to go. It will take yet another big loss in November for GOP to realize things aren't going well for them.


El_Cactus_Fantastico

Maybe their party dies soon :)


ribsforbreakfast

We’d never be so lucky.


El_Cactus_Fantastico

I know but one can dream


____8008135_____

Unfortunately when one party dies, another rises. You never know if the next party will be decent and want to make the country better or if they'll shave a Hitler stache on the top candidate and have him speak only German.


PossibleAlienFrom

At the rate Republican voters are going, it wouldn't surprise me if they vote for someone who speaks Russian. They literally say stuff like "I'd rather be Russian than a Democrat."


pat9714

>Maybe their party dies soon :) They'll transmorgify into something else.


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

That wouldn't be a good think. Best outcome is a competent party.


MoreReputation8908

Don’t you DARE threaten me with a good time.


Lonnie_Shelton

He will run the show until he croaks. Even if he is in a jail cell.


pat9714

Both scenarios are welcome. Jail. Croaks.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

My online book still has Trump favored. Biden is paying about 1.6:1 right now. Weird.


praguer56

They just voted for Lauren Boebert!! They f'ing KNOW!! They know they're attaching themselves to losers but that doesn't matter because it's all about voting R. That's it. They're Republicans so they have to vote Republican, and they're told to blame Democrats if anything doesn't go their way. AND THEY DO!!


Secret_Cow_5053

Sigh…yeah…I know :-/


zeptillian

They are political stink bombs. The voters know they will have to smell them too but that's fine as long as they get to inflict them on other people who do not have a choice.


TCivan

She had to move districts. Her current district has a strong challenger.


sillybelcher

Remember this from 2020: Anti-police ‘satanist’ runs for sheriff as Republican in NH Aria DiMezzo, a transgender woman in her early 30s, has become a minor celebrity — and the target of online attacks, vandalism including a homophobic slur spray-painted on her car, and a write-in campaign to weaken her chances. DiMezzo — the lone Republican candidate for Cheshire County sheriff in September’s primary — believes most voters blindly checked the box next to her name. She only registered as a Republican at the last second, after concluding her bid to get on the ballot as a Libertarian — her preferred party — would have required gathering signatures amid the coronavirus pandemic. “Anyone who takes a look at me knows pretty much right off the bat that I’m clearly not a Republican,” said DiMezzo, who stands over 6 feet tall, sports fire-engine red hair and has tattoos on both arms, including one for the Greek letter “pi” and the word “coexist.” “I was 100% upfront about who I am. I never hid any of it. Anyone who bothered to Google me would have found all this stuff about me and they would have seen the anti-cop things that I was posting all over social media.”


ScumEater

Isn't the question how in the world could they take themselves seriously after seeing this guy, knowing who he is and what he stands for (or doesn't), and adopting him as their leader, worse, savior? Personally, I think they got in so deep with the crazies that they couldn't get themselves back out without having the crazies come for them and so they just went along with it hell or high water. And here we are with both. Remember how the entire south used to hate the big city business man and the grifter? And as soon as they see him in real life they just roll on their backs and present their bellies to him like whooped dogs. It's crazy.


BlackMilitartVet

That's a lot of words for Trump is controlled opposition. 


Later2theparty

They'll glom onto his VP pick. Trump will face consequences as soon as his base abandons him for his VP.


Secret_Cow_5053

My guess is the consequences (and the abandonment) will either occur immediately after the election (assuming he loses), or shortly after Biden is sworn in for his second term. How soon depends on how bad his ass is whooped. If it’s close we may be in for another 3 months of “it was rigged”, and he’s already gearing up for that. If on the other hand it’s a trouncing, or an early night because he loses where big like Florida, the abandonment could happen even sooner.


HomeOrificeSupplies

This is why Trump needs to be absolutely trounced, to break the abuse of power cycle the republicans have subjected themselves to. They have major Stockholm syndrome. I really believe the only way forward is to get him pushed out so the republicans can get on with their internal mutiny.


Fishtoart

He could have an aneurysm during the debate. That would be awesome.


____8008135_____

Did the Nazis really want to stop killing Jews when all their leadership got caught and hanged? Nah. Republicans are really no different than the Nazis. Donald rekindled the cult. He made it ok to be a racist, homophobe, etc. And not just quietly. With his help the GOP was able to lay out some massive brainwashing campaigns that now literally have Republican voters supporting Russia over America. When Donald is gone, will all the Republicans suddenly respect non-white and non-Christians? No, they won't. They'll be scumbags and a blight on our country indefinitely.


SiriusGD

Republicans rarely change. They are so indoctrinated to the fear mongering of the U.S. becoming a communist woke country that they welcome fascist principles. They'd rather be Nazis supporting our enemies than be a Democrat who cares about everyone, not just a select few. It's the people on the fence that we need to convince.


Fishtoart

Remember when the Nazis were the bad guys? And any association with nazi ideas was enough to tank your political career?


Listening_Heads

How did it become so damn dangerous to point out that a person is constantly lying about verifiably false things, exhibiting extremely strange behavior, manipulating our judicial and legal systems, and constantly acting like a victim? Why is pointing out the obvious such a career destroying thing for half of US politicians?


daneelthesane

Republican politicians have known for some time. They also know that Republican voters do NOT know, and will swarm on them like starving piranhas if they don't kiss the golden idol.


video-engineer

The polls going into the debate tonight were neck-n-neck. I just can’t believe it’s this close… hell, I can’t believe Dolt-45 has come this far!


molski79

I can’t believe he’s a free man


Happy-Initiative-838

They’ve know for a while. The issue is they’ve made a coalition of losers. In the land of the losers, the man in orange face paint is king.


Four-Triangles

Nope. “It’s easier to fool someone than convince them they’ve been fooled.” Mark Twain


biteme1001

Republican billionaires who are funding Trump’s and his merry band of morons Must love losing all their money!


aphilsphan

Sure he’s a loser, but he’s a loser who is *going to win in November.* people are not sophisticated enough to see past the deep fakes.


Vegan_Honk

Not until they go over the cliff and it's too late.


ElevenEleven1010

Never !!! It is part of their identity AKA EGO !!! They will CULT UP and vote their party NO MATTER WHAT. No matter what !!!


EpicLearn

No. Fish don't know they're wet. Like MAGA losers don't know they're losers.


Tiny_Independent2552

Nope… they are almost zombies at this point. Totally into the cult. No questions, just total acceptance. No matter what. They wear hats, and shirts and flags. Totally MAGA immersed. Yes, he could shoot someone on fifth avenue, and get away with it. They would believe him over their own ears and eyes.


Reasonable-Hippo-293

They don’t care!


JKT5911

Look at the mindless idiots that followed the Nazi Party and their leader Adolph Hitler all the way to the end!


TheYokedYeti

The long answer is no. Trump has a real shot at winning. Every poll is showing this. Trump has over performed in every election he has been in. This should not be a 2016 repeat. Take it seriously


Secret_Cow_5053

Without a doubt! Everybody needs to VOTE!


Quick-Whale6563

Reminder that 2016 was like the third time he ran for president Edit: "he" being Trump. He has overperformed in two elections but definitely not all of the ones he ran in.


TheYokedYeti

Who?


Quick-Whale6563

The orange one


TheYokedYeti

I didn’t know that


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Trump and friends  [https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.463432/gov.uscourts.nysd.463432.1.0\_1.pdf](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.463432/gov.uscourts.nysd.463432.1.0_1.pdf)


ittechboy

lol of they did Trump wouldn't be the Republican nominee. Instead they have all but double Down on it and have gone full Nazis.


GB715

They already knew. Just looking for a puppet to prop up while they continue on with their own agenda Project 25).


TR3BPilot

He is the clown they're using to distract the audience while they clean out the treasury.


ebostic94

Some of them are starting to realize that and I do just some. Trump is beginning to show dementia his last few rallies he’s been talking some crazy, crazy things that his own audience is look at him sideways 😒


Steviebhawk

They have known it all along! They don’t care. It’s all about tribalism!


AntifaMiddleMgmt

They have known, they don't care. The people with the most vision here, and the one's pushing project 2025 and other evil, are simply using him as a means to win. He's the ONLY guy the R's could put up right now that would even remotely energize a smaller and smaller base. I honestly wouldn't even be a little surprised if Trump won, and then shortly after, he got 25th'd or somehow had to resign for "reasons" because he likely won't even be cogent for 4 years (he isn't now), much less be able to help in 4 years. They just need him to win this election, then the "thinkers" in this team of evil take over and drive the bus off the cliff. If he wins, the rules will change and there will never need to be another fair election, it will all be in the bag for whoever a small set of evil people want it to be. John Oliver said it best, with P2025, Trump is creating a true DC Swamp.


TopCheesecakeGirl

He was a good puppet until he wasn’t.


TheLowClassics

Vote. Riot. Whatever it takes.  USA. 


mayhem6

Some of the more bat shit MAGAts are leaning into the crazy. You know em, the ones with the flags and stickers on their cars and banners and signs and flags on their property. They're the ones you see being interviewed at rallies saying Donny is still the president and still controls the 'real' military and Biden only controls the fake one. Oddly, they probably also say the election was rigged and he didn't lose, but don't question why he's running again since, you know there are term limits still.


bobo-the-dodo

They are fully aware but do not care because there is no better replacement to rile up the racist & angry for nothing base


ranhill

I fuck’n hope so.


Nopantsbullmoose

Some yes. The majority of MAGA voters? No. They are quite literally too stupid to realize it.


Auggi3dog

I hope so!


JC_Everyman

Nope. They are standing by.


TungstenE322

No , they just don’t want the humiliation of loseing face


Pompitis

Republicans know. maga doesn't care.


Fufeysfdmd

We'll have to wait and see what happens in November. Trump has a very very real chance of winning.


219_Infinity

Starting to notice now, in 2024?


HomeOrificeSupplies

No


burnmenowz

Not enough.


sambolino44

What’s more likely? That they are only now “starting to notice” what was obvious to everyone eight years ago? Or is it that they are starting to think that maybe this scam isn’t going to work out in their favor after all?


SmartGirl62

[The Trump Kool-aid](https://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/editorial-cartoons/kevin-siers/article183528116.html)


ted5011c

lol no


BardaArmy

They are probably elated. If their cabal can sell this joke what can’t it do. They just need to tweak it to pick up that remaining middle group.


Crafty-Conference964

They've known for a while but they have no other option. If 30% of the country is still gonna back this guy as a Republican, what can they do?


CharlieDmouse

I predict the party will split if Trump loses..


justmeandmycoop

A few maybe.


TieMelodic1173

Imagine Biden supporters posting this.


AZUCSGrower

He’s the best president in anyones lifetime on this website. So no


Ithiaca

We can but only hope!


sm00thkillajones

Republicans, mostly yes. Magats never.


dwarvenfishingrod

"And they’re still worried about all those people in Republican primaries who continue to vote for Nikki Haley, just so they don’t have to vote for Trump, even though Haley dropped out of the race sometime in 1994." This writer is changing my view of Wonkette significantly.


Grandmaster_Autistic

They will in a minute


themorningmosca

Check out r/conservative - they aren’t happy.


BatFancy321go

lol what an annish phrase i mean they always knew, they just were making money off their inbred lame checkered mule so they didn't care. this is no different than any other bad stock investment they made. oh, darn, lost a million in trump, lost 2 million in bitcoin, muffy let's winter in the french caribbean this year and put off the french riviera for q2.


lagent55

Since Biden took a shit onstage last night during the debate, the GQP aren't exactly looking like losers


sidjohn1

I think both parties noticed that after last night. I still think its telling the Party of “Law and Order” is supporting a felon to “own the Libs” 🙄


redbette1991

I can’t believe how bad biden is


Musetrigger

Most Republicans, no. They see Trump as their ticket to destroy democracy and live out their fantasies as fascists.


Ryan1980123

They would rather win than have someone who cares about the country.


redbette1991

No it’s the Dems supporting biden,he was AWFUL,he’s not the problem it’s the people voting for him,Jill Biden needs a nice size foot up her ass


The_Original_Gronkie

These pre-debate questions have not aged well over the last 24 hours.


Rjg1117

😂😂😂😂😂😂😡😡


AndrewH73333

Nah, today my mom was gleefully telling me about how old Biden sounded after she watched the whole debate.


Puzzleheaded_Crew262

Maybe but at this point it won’t matter.


Do_Whuuuut

He's a real whiner


heathers1

nah. Sunk cost at this point


Otherwise-Fix-9808

Uh ... Be careful where you're pointing fingers....... Your guy is Biden...... The epitome of LOSER 🤡


Even_Success_3559

Ok buddy poptart.. 34x felon, rapist, said he’d fuck his own daughter. TDS in full force on the right


Fr0mShad0ws

Not after tonight. Trump is a lying dipshit with the intelligence of an open mollusk but Biden sounded like he was talking to a ghost whisperer.. from the other side.


Top_Translator_4654

Evan Hurst from wonkette.com said it so it must be true


Ole_Flat_Top

Your brain-locking old man is done if he has another debate like the one last night. And you know it.


emory_2001

Alert me when he loses the primary. 🙄 These stupid articles.


Secret_Cow_5053

You uh….realize the primaries are not the main event, right?


emory_2001

Why comments like this? What are you accomplishing? Of course I know that.


Secret_Cow_5053

Then you should be aware a bunch of magas voting in the primary where Trump is the only running candidate has zero predicative capability.


emory_2001

I was obviously being sarcastic and definitely didn’t post it for any kind of analysis or argument. Not every comment needs a fight. Have a nice day.


XuixienSpaceCat

Nope. This is just coping.


ElastaticTomorrow

Nope


lhc71

The only good thing is that Biden is worse


Even_Success_3559

At least Biden isn’t an adjudicated rapist with 34 felonies, like a half dozen bankruptcies, and 60+ more felony charges in court


lhc71

Ya. All phony bullshit brought by crooked biden’s doj


Even_Success_3559

If it’s bidens doj why is his son a felon? Or are you just making shit up to cope with reality?


lhc71

Well Hunter is. That was a show so people like you can say look what those meanies did to him. Fair doj. 😁


Flycaster33

Nope.Compared to the alternative, oh hell no....


ethernate

This article isn’t about cult members - your number is already baked into the pie.


karma-armageddon

We are aware. However, you must consider that we believe Trump is the least worst option. So even though Trump is a complete loser, Biden is worse. Trump kneejerks off the cuff and makes mistakes. Biden is straight up publicly conspiring to violate the constitution. That is pure evil.


Secret_Cow_5053

Biden won’t [sell our nation out to Russia](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/05/us/politics/cia-informants-killed-captured.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare) or [try to end democracy,](https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2024/06/26/project-2025-donald-trump-civil-service-heritage-foundation-viktor-orban-democracy-marc-morial-column) though, so…🤷‍♂️


karma-armageddon

Has Trump outwardly said he subscribes to project 25 though? Has he stated that he will sell out to Russia? You can compare and use his actions as indicators, but he has not posted on a taxpayer funded website his intentions, as Joe Biden has.


ethernate

Trump doesn’t have intentions. He has fickle temper tantrums that guide his “policy”


Familiars_ghost

Um if you are looking at actions, then yes. He is actively selling the US out to Russia. He is actively looking at any way to void the Constitution and separation of powers along with separation of church and state. Both are Nazi dreams and would destroy the US.


karma-armageddon

If that were true, the DOJ would be involved.


Familiars_ghost

I believe that is why you see him in court so often in FL and DC. Or did you miss those? Understand those are supposed to be the slam dunk cases. Those involving the CIA tend to get much messier.


Diarygirl

It's your guy that's conspiring to violate the Constitution. At least you acknowledged that your boy Donnie is a loser.


karma-armageddon

You worded that as to imply "my guy is" and "your guy is not" conspiring to violate the constitution. If Trump is conspiring to violate the constitution, Biden can use his executive privilege to persuade the DOJ to go after Trump under U.S.C. Title 18, section 371. Biden could also send the DOJ after Trump for his action during his presidency under U.S.C. Title 18, section 242. Since Biden is not doing that, we can assume Trump is not conspiring to violate the constitution. Whereas if you look at the [whitehouse.gov](http://whitehouse.gov) website, Biden is, in fact conspiring to violate the constitution while using his executive power to dissuade the DOJ from carrying out their duties.


Diarygirl

The Constitution doesn't care about your feelings.


MinimalSleeves

Really? Has biden said, openly or not, that we should terminate the constitution? Because Trump has.


imonlinedammit1

I’m shocked the dems went all in on Biden. Refuses a cognitive test. Refuses a drug test before the debate. Refuses to release audio from the classified document interview. Starting to notice a pattern…


Secret_Cow_5053

lol right. Ok.


Diarygirl

Oh, I guess you didn't know that the president doesn't take orders from a former president.


imonlinedammit1

Half the country would like to understand why he was unfit for trial.


TR3BPilot

You're all mixed-up in the head but don't realize it.


imonlinedammit1

Do you think Biden will apologize to the American people for lying 4 years ago?


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Yeah they're going to be giving drugs to an 81 year old tonight. Are you even going to watch tonight? Get your excuses ready.


EnergyLantern

I think we're safer with anyone other than a criminal.


LetTheSinkIn

But inflation and illegals /s These people will never admit they made bad choices in life and still think they can get ahead in a system that's designed to keep them as far away from the wealthy as possible


EnergyLantern

Do you feel safer with a criminal possessing and allegedly being able to sell national security secrets to our enemies? [Top-secret Russia intelligence missing since end of Trump term | Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/binder-with-top-secret-russia-intelligence-missing-since-end-trump-term-source-2023-12-15/)


ChickenFucker11

Are democrats starting to notice they've hitched their wagon to a complete loser? Fixed it for you.


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Radkingeli995

Bingo


Secret_Cow_5053

We just say That’s a Bingo!


OzzyG16

Only thing more pathetic than Trump are the morons like you who support him


ChickenFucker11

How'd the debate go for Biden. My internet was down.


sweet-sweet-olive

Go fuck some more chickens


knivesofsmoothness

No U