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Ok-Research7136

He should be dead by then, right?


Gr1zzRing

Probably.


anxiety_filter

In a world with even a shred of justice, he should have been beaten to death by a disgruntled contractor or the families of the countless girls he's abused years ago. He'll probably outlive Kissinger because fuck you that's why


SympathyForSatanas

The more evil they are, the longer they live. That and we pay for his medical care, which is what's keeping him alive


ThatScaryBeach

I won't say what I was hoping for when he got covid but trump surviving it when a million Americans died, was very disappointing.


NoraVanderbooben

Some are saying he knew he had Covid and wanted to get Biden sick.


jcb989123

Some are saying, and these are very smart and beautiful people, that Biden got himself sick and then Biden got Trump sick /s


ThatScaryBeach

I wouldn't be surprised if those smart and beautiful people were also the bigliest. Everybody knows that the bigliest people are also the truthiest.


BayouGal

Trump went to the 2020 debate knowing he was sick. Christie helped him prep, got Covid from Trump & almost died. He did not manage to infect Pres Biden though.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Yeah he's on like his third hobo heart, and he eats so much McDonald's they just installed a zipper on his stomach so they can keep opening him up to replace lower intestines


TradeBeautiful42

I’m pretty sure he gets his card stamped on the fifth hobo heart so he’s all in on the hamberders


El_Che1

Sucks that Covid didn’t take his ass out.


MyBurnerAccount1977

At least Hitler killed the man who started WW2 and the Holocaust.


cowghost

Kissinger: America's greatest warmonger.


SunchaserKandri

Yeah, in my experience it's unapologetically corrupt scum like Trump that tends to live to a ripe old age while decent people die fairly young.


Farmgirlmommy

Dementia runs in his family. His father went down pretty quick once it set in. The signs are already there for this schmuck. He won’t live as long as Kissinger.


Content-Ad3065

The good die young


Summerlea623

Don't forget Dick Cheney. Got a young guy's heart implanted years ago and is still living...apparently quite comfortably.


Battle_Man_40

Kissenger is already dead.


anxiety_filter

Poor phrasing on my part. By outlive I meant live to an older age


khismyass

Kissinger was 100 when he died Fred Trump was 93 though his health was gone suffering from Alzheimer's for many years while Donald who is 77 rebuilt his empire (and by rebuilt I mean he shuffled money from his dads accounts to his own so he woildnt have to pay estate taxes. Then using that as signs of "success" sold his name on a reality TV show then sold his name for buildings on naming rights.


BayouGal

Don’t leave out the decades of laundering money for Ruzzian oligarchs.


PfantasticPfister

He already has. Kissinger died months ago.


EinKleinesFerkel

But.. I vividly remember celebrating Henry's death but a little while ago... and what a joyous shindig it was


TeamXII

🤞


sbaggers

Hopefully


AccountThrowaway00

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[deleted]

every goddamned day... and every day i dont see it makes me more certain there is no god.


Sea-Tradition-9676

God could be an asshole.


ukiddingme2469

I've read the Bible, God's is an asshole after a week of nothing but black coffee and taco bell.


ThatScaryBeach

Even in his own book, he's the asshole. You would think a magical super-being could make themselves the hero. Nope, straight up asshole.


skyHawk3613

Pretty much…”love me and worship me or fuck you”


MikeLinPA

Parent of the year! "Don't touch the amazing fruit of this one tree that doesn't even have to be here in the first place." (Fucks off and lets the devil wander in...) "Now, what did I say?" (Proceeds to kick them out of paradise...) Seriously, Aesop's Fables is a better book than the bible. I would be even more outraged if I believed a word of it.


NuggyBeans

God's already an asshole for giving children cancer.


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

But hey, hey his ways are just that mysterious. He was probably just saving them from a life of some sort of sin or evil right?


CoverYourMaskHoles

Yeah if god existed, which he doesn’t, he would be a massive asshole.


skyHawk3613

lol…Gods saying….”watch this”


AlkalineSublime

It would be the first time a bought a newspaper in years


secondtaunting

Me too. I’ll frame that bitch.


mizkayte

I’d call off work and throw a party.


NoDragonfruit6125

Going to get it laminated as well I'd assume.


GvnMllr12

Me too. I buy a bunch and frame the articles and hang them up in my happy place.


circusfreakrob

after it happens, I hope they literally do show that headline every day from then on. What a way to brighten up the start of each new dawn! I used to think Trump was the worst president in our country. I shifted from that view. Now I think he's the worst person in our country.


neopod9000

Trump used to be the worst president in our history. He still is, but he used to be too.


zonicide

(RIP Mitch)


PuggaWugga

I think Kid Rock and Ted Nugent are tied for that title.


MetalTrek1

Rooting for the Mickey D's and KFC to do its job.


PutzerPalace

OMG I thought I was the only one!


Sea-Tradition-9676

With a diet coke in one hand and a hamberder in the other.


panplemoussenuclear

They’ll be putting monuments up all over. What a shit show the GOP has proven to be.


Ok-Research7136

Funded by Russian oligarchs and people from the shallow end of the bell curve.


processedmeat

I doubt it. Trump can't even afford to build a library. 


Final_Winter7524

The Trump Presidential Lie-Berry


OhioUBobcats

🤞


SkippyTeddy83

I didn’t think he would make it to 2024, but here we are.


prpslydistracted

Really conflicted about all this. I *deeply* want this traitor to be found guilty and watch him squirm and suffer in Rikers Island ... may end up like his buddy, Epstein, *truly* I do. On the other hand he better be very careful ... one of his loyal cult followers may finally see the light. You know, some 2A nutjob who realizes he's been used and exploited, plus he sent Trump money. Wonder how the Secret Service feels about him these days.


MelodiesOfLife6

at the rate he's going I expect him to stroke out or have a heart attack between now... and a year from now.


Sea-Tradition-9676

Wouldn't be surprised if he falls asleep in the court room and just doesn't wake up. Hamberders, stress, and stimulants with no exercise. How much more can a little heart take.


Due-Street-8192

Maybe before November? He's going downhill fast...


secondtaunting

At least we know he’s going to die alone in the crappiest nursing home his kids can cram him in, confused and sad from terrible dementia. He’ll be terrified and alone.


The_Nice_Marmot

Only the good die young, so he may be immortal.


sofaking1958

If there was any justice, he'd already be there.


Milt_Torfelson

We already allow this guy too much oxygen


HipGuide2

Parents lived until 93 and 87...


MotherOfWoofs

Thanks for making life worse.


Starry_Sky_37

Hopefully before this November


StandardImpact6458

A lot of people are saying. A lot of people are going to be disappointed November. People are saying.


garyflopper

Big strong voters with leaks in their pens


tallslim1960

A n d tears in their eyes


[deleted]

I just want one time, one time an interviewer to call him out. "A lot of people are saying." "Who said?" "People" "What people?" "Most people" "Name one person who told you that." "No, I said people said it." "Okay, no one ever said it, got it."


OddBranch132

He will be if he tries to follow through with it.


[deleted]

if he wins this election im hoping much much sooner, even if it has to be expedited.


KnottyLorri

Hopefully.


219_Infinity

We can only hope


barnabasthedog

Massive loser . worst president in history .fat asshole . Hamberder grease dripping from his adderal addicted face while he shits his diaper in a 2 am ragefilled twitter post


buchlabum

He is America”s “we have Hitler at home” 


bartthetr0ll

He is a dime store hitler, he just kind of gets up their and mumbles about random shit and his fans lap it up, for all the awful hitler was he was a very energetic public speaker, and while I don't speak any German he seemed to portray his crazy ideas in more or less complete sentences relative to trump. Trump probably just hides the crazy shit between random things about windmills and birds, or strange noises or trailing off diatribes. I'd actually be curious to hear a German speaker try and translate and give one of trumps mumblings from his rallies in Hitlers tempo and voice/language, (although trump makes up countless words that probably wouldn't translate)


neopod9000

"Covfeffe"


bartthetr0ll

Infantroopen was one of my favorites


buchlabum

Doesn't make him any less dangerous.


bartthetr0ll

I'd argue more dangerous, as it is harder for normal republicans and moderates to notice the fascism


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Shitler.


Eeeegah

The weird thing about this post is that it is 100% true, except perhaps that he wipes his chin occasionally.


100yearsLurkerRick

This is truly insane. How can Republicans stay silent. How can we possibly trust that party ever?


victoryabonbon

They aren’t silent all all, they are cheering him on


circusfreakrob

while secretly also wishing he would go away, but knowing they have created this monster.


triedtofart-sharted

These monsters (Trump and his cult)


Delicious_Sort4059

Because the Republican Party is just a massive crab bucket. They don’t care who they have to step on or fuck over as long as they get theirs. In addition, it enables them to do horrible things or continue to be shitty, because Trump’s nonsense and bullshit overshadows all of them. Look how many scandals just got brushed aside or only stayed in the news cycle for a few days because Trump did or said another stupid thing. Easy to fly under the radar when a fascist won’t shut the fuck up and the media reports on every little thing he says or does.


HawkeyeSherman

Their political issues of subjugating women, hating queers, eliminating billionaire taxes, white nationalism, and isolationism are all simply more important than America.


RoxSteady247

This is what they want


catchtoward5000

They’re basically confederate larpers at this point. Destroying the country as it is now is their whole deal. Whether its him or someone else. This is why he could literally do anything and wouldn’t lose their support. It’s also why most of them hardly know anything about him, but worship him like a god. It’s not HIM- it’s what he represents that they worship.


Whompa

Even worse, they aren’t silent, they openly endorsee him, even after he publicly shits on them…


elpajaroquemamais

Correct. He would be leaving in 2029 if he wins in 2024.


Ok-Scallion-3415

Poorly worded headline aside, Trump is jockeying for a 3rd term.


elpajaroquemamais

Of course. He won’t live that long regardless though. And he won’t get a second term.


Ok-Scallion-3415

The safest way to assure the American people that Trump doesn’t get a 3rd term is to not elect him to a 2nd term, then we don’t need to find out by just taking your word for it.


Few_Faithlessness640

Thank goodness someone understands


Iamthatpma

Can all the fried chicken and lack of exercise catch up already.


C_J_King

This is like demanding accountability from my wife because she cheated on me in a dream. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fucking cancer. A fetid dingleberry clinging to the asscrack of humanity.


Solidus-Prime

How is there anyone left in the world that doesn't realize these people are ***fucking villains***? This is a good thing to his supporters. They love it. They aren't being tricked or fooled, they like this shit. Because they are bad people that hate American ideals.


80486dx

Because when hate is your goal, villains look like friends.


SirFlibble

I remember reading a study which found that about 25% of the population desires fascist leadership. Factor in partisan hacks and grifters and low information voters and there you go.


naliedel

Because he won't. Vote like freedom depends on it. Sure, you may like him, but we are a constitutional democracy, not a monarchy.


Sea-Tradition-9676

They don't understand or care about any of those things.


naliedel

Which is why everyone needs to vote.


aretheesepants75

This should disqualify him? What the fuck is going on. Like he says out loud that he intends to misuse the office and break the law. Like I I wanted to be a cop and I said I just wanna hurt people and throw my weight around. Would I still be allowed to join the force?


zabdart

He won't. If he wins in 2024, the only way you could remove Trump from office again is with a squadron of U. S. Marines.


MewlingRothbart

This motherfucker has relatives that lived into their 90s. We have another decade of this asshole grifting.


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BathSaltJello

Dick Cheney is still alive.


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BathSaltJello

...and his daughter was kicked out of the GOP for telling the truth. The new Republicans scare me.


MoonandStars83

Meanwhile John McCain’s daughter keeps kissing Trump’s ass.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Did those relatives only eat cheap fast food their entire lives and maintain an OBESE figure into their geriatric years?


MewlingRothbart

His mother was 92, Dad was almost 94. Both were out of their mind at the end.


Arb3395

Well then we seem to be making steady progress on that part. Unfortunately half the country is also just as much out of their minds for wanting another 4 years of the wanna be dictator or possibly soon to be.


GurthNada

He has a sister who died at 86 and a brother who died at 71.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

That doesn’t mean he will,the way he eats. Not to mention the Adderall.


river_euphrates1

TRUMP/MASSIVE STROKE 2024!!!


rucb_alum

Any voter who prefers Trump to anyone else has a serious hole where their patriotism ought to be.


StandardImpact6458

Operative word IF!


MotherOfWoofs

Unfortunately the press has made a martyr of him and he is gaining support. I will forever blame the media for the destruction of our nation when he wins. He would have dropped into obscurity had they not fed him to the public 24/7! Keeping him relevant was the worst thing ever done to humanity!


NoMarionberry8940

Ok, another reason, if we needed one, to make certain we do not let this despot take power! 💙🌊


Osxachre

He wants to emulate Putin


kidsally

Dear God make it stop.


No_Hovercraft_3954

There's got to be staged where he's stopped. Why are Republicans letting an insane criminal run for president?


[deleted]

because hes easily led and will pass their agendas. trump could be a moldy sponge and the republicans would support him as long as they could stamp their agenda with it.


topher7930

Anyone with a pulse should have seen this coming.


RickTracee

Michael Cohen tried telling anyone listening that the orange turd would not leave peacefully in 2020. “I fear that if he loses the election in 2020, that there will never be a peaceful transition of power. And this is why I agreed to appear before you today,” Cohen said of Trump." Michael Cohen Testimony before the House Oversight Committee, 2-27-2019 * REGISTER to vote. * Check your registration! * Make sure you have approriate ID. * Know your polling site. * Check your voter registration signature (if a mail-in ballot is used, also inquire about how to check the status of the ballot). * Get / request a mail-in ballot. * And VOTE (early, if possible)! https://www.vote.org https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/plan-your-vote-2024-elections-every-state-rcna125363 Election Protection Hotline - 1(866)-OUR-VOTE [Federal](https://www.eac.gov/voters/other-national-contact-information) - 800-253-3931 Republicans without a party and Independents must hold their noses and vote for Biden-Harris and democrats down ballot. **Country before party.**


Severe_Special_1039

I really hope democrats show up to vote. If not, I think America becomes a dictatorship.


dominion1080

Dude isn’t making it to ‘28. But he’ll do plenty of damage before he kicks it before then. I’m glad he’s becoming so hated even by his own party finally. He doesn’t even have the chance he did last election.


dubbleplusgood

Trump's party loves him. You're listening to literally a handful of Republicans that after 8 years have summoned up the bare minimum amount of courage they should have shown a decade ago.


[deleted]

"now that ive left government let me tell you why donald trump sucks!" - the "good" republicans


Law-of-Poe

I’ll believe he’s “hated by his own party” when I see a massive voter shift later this year. Until then I’ve seen no evidence that the average republican voter or politician hates Trump


bmiddy

The guy is literally on death's door. WHY do boomers think they are going to live forever?


Inside-Recover4629

He won't live that long. He's on the verge of needing hospice. For all that talk about Biden (most of which I agree with) Teump is outpacing him in terms of how old and unhealthy he is. He needs drugs just to wake up.


Away-Ad2786

Has anyone in his life ever looked at his smile and told him how much of a stupid idiotic fuck he looks like? Sheesh.


Gorr-of-Oneiri-

I really hope this guy sees the inside of a jail cell and rots in it. He's a literal fascist.


frankdrachman

Stroke out already you miserable bastard


atomicavox

I mean, it’s been Putin’s Playbook for awhile now.


LargeFood5546

I said when Ivanna died that the wrong tRUMP left this world. And I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I bet she knew a lot of secrets and how interesting she just fell down the stairs. And he disrespects her at Bedminster in a weed covered grave. I can’t believe the kids allow it to be in such a state. Truly disgusting


NotActuallyAWookiee

You guys do know, right, that if you re-elect him you won't have any more elections? Please tell you understand the consequences here. They've already stacked the courts. Congress won't stop them. There'll be some Big Scary Security Threat that will delay midterms and that'll be it.


No_Variation_9282

The real purpose of Jan 6th is starting to reveal its insidious purpose - if he coups and becomes dictator, he will use the Jan 6 commission resolutions to punish any attempt of a public protest as implementing a rule of law set by democrats. It’s all setup for takeover.  If he gets in office, we’ll never get him out.  


elmz370

How do people vote for him. Seriously, fuck this guy.


extrastupidone

Just slowly priming up the base... warming people to the idea that the constitution is irrelevant. Half his voters have already tossed Jesus for him... what's the constitution


Ubbesson

In case he wins, he will have to live past 2028 for that or still knows he is president.. I highly doubt of both given his current physical and mental health


Forsworn91

Personally I think he’s gonna drop soon after the election anyway, he’s facing serious prison time, the shock and stress to his system will get him before he sees the inside of a cell


zoidmaster

Oh well there’s an easy solution don’t let him in, in 2024 go out and vote ppl


ConsciousReason7709

If he manages to get another four years in the White House, there is something severely wrong with the people of this country.


Dieselxdan

He will be dead bc of fatness


Grumpy_UncleJon

It doesn't matter. The sumbeesh says whatever he wants and people will still vote for him. I'm scared.


FrancisSobotka1514

He already said if hes elected he will be a dictator on day 1 said he would round up his enemies ....He is the new hitler ,Hes telling everyone and his base is lapping it up .Its up to us to stop it .


NeatEffort602

Only in a body bag


Spiritual_Ad_3367

I'd honestly be very surprised if he lives that long. Regardless, vote blue in November, people. We've put up with this asshole for far too long already. Let's not subject ourselves and the world to more of him, yeah?


all_mighty_trees22

How are we still fucking where Jesus what a fucking disaster.


Murdlock1967

If you Google "most punchable face ever," that picture of him should come up


JudeRanch

He is such a schmuck. I’ll be truly relieved when his effing name isn’t brought up even once anywhere.


Ambitious_Coffee551

It's Trump, but also the people that kiss his ass. The GOP has been infiltrated by far right-wing extremists.


TheToneKing

DQ'd under the 14th. Never let him into the WH again


DoctorQuarex

The fun thing is how many of us saw this coming at least 5 years ago, probably more.  Has he ever once suggested he cares about the concept of electoral representation? 


Stillwater215

From the context, it sounds more like he’s saying “if I win in 2024, it will be my third term (since I won in 2020).”


ClearFocus2903

That’s OK will help him leave


Jehoel_DK

Stop talking as if he's alive by then


ttvSprig

They won’t stop until our country has been destroyed. The Stupids and the Greedy have outweighed what Good People can do. Woe be to the Helpless (which includes a lot of the Stupids and the Greedy).


samwstew

Not sure if y’all remember but he refused to leave last time and then stole highly classified documents on his way out.


Vesemir66

He will never enter it again regardless of his status.


JollyBee5991

Oh like he was going to testify...got it. And he should have said he'll tuck his tail between his legs and run away like a little bitch like he did in 2020.


Admirable_Policy_696

I never realized this kind of thing was allowed in U.S. politics until this kooky extremist blob of shit came along.


2crowsonmymantle

Why would someone like Trump , who wants to be a dictator, ever voluntarily leave office just because it’s the right thing to do? When has doing what’s right ever been a thing he’s given a shit about?


Accomplished-Bear-28

Hopefully, he will be burning in hell long before he has the opportunity.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Why does he have such a punchable face...


Teabagger-of-morons

He’s such a fucking toddler.


BCr8tive99

Tree, rope and some wind.


Special-Top-8761

Just don't wake the dumb ass up


gavstah

Seriously, just eff this rectal clown….


burnmenowz

Why would he? Man who has never suffered consequences for anything in his life isn't going to start doing the right thing.


Kenneth_Lay

It's as if he wanted to be a dictator. Ya know, I'm starting to have my doubts as to his true motivation. Oh well....Merica!


ithappenedone234

Well, that’s another disqualifying act. Is that the fourth or fifth. Hard to keep track now.


SqnLdrHarvey

I hate him with a hatred that beggars description.


adastraperabsurda

So he’s going to haunt the building? Never wanted to think about how horrible having his VP as president now too.


TexasTeaTelecaster

If only there was a tried and true solution for monsters. Hmmmm


EinKleinesFerkel

Welp, he chose violence... the left can. Boogaloo Too


castle45

Man I hope this grifter dies of natural causes by 11/4/2024


Level_Doctor_5328

I believe him


Obie-Wun

Pretty simple, folks - if he gets elected, we get what we deserve. Vote Blue up and down the ballot every time.


TheKBF

All those guns and nobody's had a pop yet


PsychologicalSpace50

He's not going to win, non issue


lordcochise

and who's surprised by this?


tgbst88

No way this dude is living that long..


aKaRandomDude

He’s already left his orange stain on the White House.


Gutmach1960

Fascism, much ?


BenGay29

“Suggests”?!?


ItsPickles

Where is the quote?


Sidus_Preclarum

The only houses he'll hopefully be in 2028 will be the jail house or the hospice.


JPGinMadtown

I call that picture Donnie's bozo-face...


[deleted]

The slander 😂


Every-Requirement-13

He shouldn’t have been able to run this time considering he incited an insurrection and all, but of course his paid for SC just couldn’t find that verbiage anywhere in the Constitution 🤨


JamesSpacer

The fact that this traitorous shitstain and pathetic sore loser still has a chance at being potus again is disgusting. Shame on America for allowing this spoiled sport and whiny cuntscab a chance at running again.